wtf was that about
>>58789145The sex tho
>>58789145BOUT DAE SEX DOE, DAE SEX DOE
>>58789145Investors meddling, that's all.>hurr durr we need to attract more kiddos hurr durr. Get some popular musician l-l-like Post Malone or something.
>>58789145Trying to appeal to American kids
>>58789145To make Shudo roll in his grave because Post Malone got to get in on that Lugia Sex Doe.
>>58789155...why would investors insert a song about sex to "attract kiddos" though..?
the lugussy
For me its "stuck in lugias stomach alone"
>>58789145Post Malone and Ed Sheeran are both big fans of Pokemon. We know Ed was proactively trying to work with the brand, I assume the same is true for Post.
>>58789288I get Nintendo not wanting their Pokemon IP associated with Post Malone, but why did they blow off Ed?
>>58789331>fanbase hated it, knew that's where all the budget went>streamers hated it because vod mute>investors thought normalfags would love it due to ed sheeran>gets attached to the first pokemon game where even normalfags are against it due to the glitches
>>58789331Nintendo doesn't dictate how the Pokemon brand is managed, these are decisions made by Game Freak, TPC and TPCi.We know from the leaks that GF decided against doing another vocal track, at least for the time being. Basically boiled down to "Celestial was popular, but it was popular independent of the game". In other words, GF payed top dollar to produce and market an American pop song, and that investment didn't translate to stronger sales of SV. Celestial was popular, but it was out of context. It wasn't popular as a Pokemon song, so it didn't benefit the brand. Compare that to other recent music projects. In Japan, Project Voltage is a top-to-bottom branding effort. Songs about Pokemon, with sound effects from the games, and unique art for each track. Or the recent "World Championships" soundtrack, which is a little less on the nose, but still makes sure you know "this song is about Pokemon". If by some miracle one of those songs went viral or became a top single, there would be no way to remove it from that context. Even though he's personally a fan, I doubt Ed's management and label would've ceded that kind of control to TPC. A similar situation prevents Weird Al from reissuing his Polkamon track, since it's jointly owned by TPC's "Vaporeon Music"
the pokémon you grew up with no longer exists
the sex dough
THE SEXOTHE SEXO
>>58789147Can't believe it took Post Malone to tank what little good rep Lugia had left
>>58789440The sex dough
>>58789203Anon most kids are fucking before they hit middle school these days they know what sex is
>>58789145Sex with Lugia, of course.
>>58789358>investors thought normalfags would love it due to ed sheeranDo these morons still not understand most people dont actually finish the games they pick up? It doesn't even matter how easy pokemon is, most people have neither the time nor the attention span to complete a 30 hour campaign
>>58789488They obviously know anon. That's why they stopped making post-game content like battletowers and why the games are so easy.
>>58789480pedo alert
>>58789145NoA's Project VOLTAGE
>>58789602You mean this>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nP4iHAyrNE&list=PLQWzKIaERirwF9GD7whGYMbpQM07Cd5xg
>>58789480This is NOT true, and you're delusional if you believe otherwise.
>>58789610If I was Machamp I would pound that Fennekin
>>58789610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23g5HBOg3Ic
>>58789687he would bite your small cock off
>>58789692I'm a machamp bro, i'm massive
I would've been fine with it if it didn't use such a piss ugly artstyle
>>58789694keep telling yourself that
>>58789694the bigger they are the harder they cum
>>58789145I legit forgot this gay shit even happened, it was fucking retarded. it looks like they tried to rip off fortnite or some shit
>>58789379>We know from the leaks that GF decided against doing another vocal trackGood. I'm glad this didn't happen for Legends Z-A. KISEKI was and still is the best ending theme for a Pokémon game.
>>58789790>KISEKI was and still is the best ending theme for a Pokémon gameI wonder if they were planning on doing a vocal version, since the original had lyrics.
The sex though?
>>58789379SV outsold RBG if you don't factor in the re-releases. Ed's song has pokemon branding all over it. This is fanfic.
