what complications would you have caring for your favorite pokemon within your real life home and lifestyle?
My Pokémon always gets mad at me for drinking alcohol and eating pork.
Them existing and retaining their full compliment of abilities while also being subject to the fundamental laws of the universe in my "real home and lifestyle".
Heliolisk: Electric BillAurorus: too fucking hot where I live for it (and it is too big)Applin Line: not much actually, would experiment with different fruit to see if I can trigger more evosPinsir: I uh... I think the violence and horns are metal as fuck but that thing especially if it is at the very least is friendly to me is a walking lawsuit with everyone else, or worse a homicideAggron: Ignoring the weight, my god feeding it would be a nightmare both on my back and walletYanmega: Property damage + personal damage + Lawsuits just from it flying...
I'll do my top 3:>Unown KWould be very unobtrusive. As far as I can tell, Unown don't need to eat, drink, poop, be bathed, or really anything. And they're not very loud and don't have extreme powers, so me and the homie should be straight chillin'. Only concern is that he's small enough to perhaps get stuck or lost in places, so I'll have to keep an eye on him if we go out. And he might interfere with nearby radio signals.>PersianA big cat means a big litter box, but as long as he can be trained not to scratch the furniture, we should be good. >TyphlosionThis is the only one that might cause problems. Beyond the obvious fire risk, mustelids typically don't smell good and are very destructive and messy. He would have to be well-trained, or else I might be better off just admiring Typhlosions from a distance and not actually owning one.
He won't stop stealing my spoons.
>>58791252excluding the ones that are too big or else I'd hit character limit since 90% of my favorites are larger than humans, i don't think "it won't fit through doors" repeated til character limit is an interesting post>sandslash, either formthey're insectivores and I don't have bug problems frequently where I live but I guess I could just buy bags of mealworms/crickets/etc from pet stores>dragapultdepends on whether it being ghost type means it can phase through walls or not. if it can then no issues>alolan ninetalesheating bills through the roof, could use an ability capsule to turn off snow warning but wtf is the point of having a an alolan ninetales without snow warning>gastrodonprobably fine; my home's pretty close to the water and it's kinda marshy where I live (as in I can walk like 100 feet outside my house's back door and enter wetland)>blazikenthey're on average only slightly taller than me so I can make things work>staraptor, archeops, samurott, hawlucha, excadrilllikely fine due to reasonable size, for the birds my room does have quite a large window I can open to let them in
