If it was legal, would you marry a pokemon?
it is already legal
>>58792035Yes
>>58792035well, yes
>>58792035Stop pretending you give a shit about legality if you won’t introspect on the morality of being attracted to fantasy animals, or rather, pocket monsters.
>>58792035Lord Arceus wants you to have sex with Pokemon regardless of the legality of it.
nice AI slop, zootard. Lord Arceus will smite you to hell regardless.
>lord dogfart
>>58792035I'd do it regardless
>>58792035Yes. Even if it wasn't.>>58792185Based imagine asking permission from some random.
>>58792105>>58792161cookie
>>58792185You don’t to marry pokemon, you want to molest them. Be honest with yourself, or straighten yourself and repent.
>>58792219Make me
>>58792228I don’t have to, numbskull. Either leave the pokemon alone, or you’ll burn in hell for abuse.also true in a meta sense, since your porn addiction is a sin.
>>58792161That's arkeos to you 9fag
The "fantasy animal" approach is objectively wrong. I want MONSTERS! Youkai! Humanlike or greater intelligence! If I want dogs I can play fucking Nintendogs!
Pokemon eat dog kibble food out of pet bowls and play with cat toys. They’re not as sapient as you delude yourself to believe.
>>58792251They have their moments.I remember Lucario from movie 8, Mewtwo, and Zoroark. Most recent example I know of? A Ditto learning to be human. It's as if Gamefreak can't really decide.
>>58792262>treating pocket monsters like animals (which they are) is exactly the same as enslaving other humans!!!smoothbrains like you need to be chained and reeducated
>>58792265>animenot canon and is glorified fanficAsh can also hold his breath underwater for an absurdly long time and throw logs twice his size, only a fucking imbecile would take this shit as gospel.>B2W2 ZoroarkJoke dialogue that has never been addressed again, it imitates things like a parrot.>DittoThe upcoming Animal Crossing clone’s Ditto protagonist doesn’t even replicate humans properly, just a very loose and largely imperfect idea of one.
>>58792267But how would you feel if you had breakfast this morning?
>>58792035No.Marriage is a scam and Pokemon wants you to have harems of six.
>>58792271I don't know which game it is, might be SM, but I heard there's a quest involving Ditto trainers. Policemen? I also don't remember it being stated anywhere that the BW Zoroark is a joke.
>>58792294Checked. USM. They can be identity thieves if they want to be.
>>58792294>jokeToddlers who can't accept the fact their game is made by perverts cope with it by saying any evidence you present is a headcanon or a fanfic written by an intern.
>>58792035Perhaps.
>nice AI slop, zootard. Lord Arceus will smite you to hell regardless.
No, why would I? Pokemon are already bound to you when you captured it and forced it to love with the pokeball, do you really need to take your inanity to another level and ruin the sanctity of marriage too?
>>58792341Cease your inane bitching involving Pokemon.
>>58792322Haha silly anon posted a male instead of a female!! Lol what a silly mistake
>>58792142did you ai-generate this instead of just doing it yourself...?
>>58792278Stupid question, there's no "right answer" with you idiots.
>>58792278But I had breakfast this morning.
>>58792443I'm fine with both, although due to my abhorrent tastes I'd dynamax either of them on the day of the proposed marriage date.
>>58792278There's no way to respond to this without you chuds claiming you have some gotcha based on the answer
>>58792471>I'd dynamax either of them on the day of the proposed marriage date.I think you meant to write based taste king
>>58792458porn addiction melts the pokephile’s brain into irrationality, immorality, and dependence on external utilities to think and act in their place.
>>58792471>proposed marriagePokemon can’t consent, you bozo.
>>58792483>can understand what their trainer is saying to them>can make coherent choices based on their own morals whether something is right or wrong as showcased one too many times>can choose to leave or stay with their trainer if they want to, certain ones abandoning their old trainers for other onessure buddy, just like how there isn't in game text about pokemon and humans living and procreating together.
>>58792499>my dog understands the sit command as sitting (because I trained it to), therefore, it fully comprehends me and I can molest it!nice world salad, zoophile.>living and procreatingcoexisting peacefully, the latter is something that you made up and has been refuted, and rightfully so.I’m calling animal support on you as we speak.
>>58792523>the latter is something that you made up and has been refutedrefuted by whom?gamefreak literally wrote a whole bunch of stories about sex with pokemon, did you already forget?
>>58792523>my dog understands the sit command as sitting (because I trained it to), therefore, it fully comprehends me and I can molest it!>comparing animals to pokemons who, again, can understand the language barrier between themselves and said pokemontake it from the other guy as well, any reply you could make to boast your claims is fodder, I'm going to marry my meowstic one way or another and what're you to do about it Mr. Holier than thou soapbox preacher.
>>58792035>AIslop pic>irrelevant time wasting questionkill yourself you niggerfaggot fag boy
>>58792352>having to AI generate itCoward.
>>58792238Rhyhorn will never hold a conversation with you anon
>>58792563Ivysaur a cute, I'm still mad it has to evolve into ugly ass Venusaur that looks like it's constantly out of breath
>>58792036FPBP. It's canon that Pokémon can marry other Pokémon. At least in the anime and PMD.>>58792238>>58792251>>58792271In the main games, main anime and PMD. It is canon that all species of Pokémon have at minimum human-level cognition.>>58792791Being able to talk is not the same thing is being having human-level cognition. Even then, Pokémon still are able to community somewhat complex ideas to humans and humans convey likewise to Pokémon.
yo these diddy ahh bluds wanna fuck animals. Y'all r mental.
>>58792812I hate Sugimori for ruining an almost perfect line with Venusaur.
>>58792035id still marry her if it was illegal
>>58792035every pokemon deserves a loving husband (human)
>>58792556its not ai youre retarded
>>58792142Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t the original faggot that do this stop after accidentally posting foot fetish porn or was that some other 4chan personality?
>>58792035Absolutely.
no
>when you know this is going to turn into a continuation of that one absol thread but can’t prove it
>>58792035no
>>58794063That line never shows up.>Some people keep them as pets"This one does show up, in the Gen 1 days when things were still murky and the idea of Pokemon as people didn't exist yet.
>>58794041>porn posted and kept up for over a day>jannies finally step in>delete the Lucario dick pics and leave everything else upyou can't get more based than that
>>58794066>That line never shows upI literally took that from the opening of Red
Jynx is the "Human Shape Pokemon", which is good enough for me.
>>58794067>they kept the eeveelution sex tower up
My beloved...
>>58794084
>>58794171what version is that from?
>>58794179Pokemon Red.
>>58794182??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjHDuVA5k5A&t=34s
>>58794190Modified ROM to give it color.
>>58794192not sure what the modified ROM is supposed to convey that the original doesn't, it still says Pokemon are seen as pets
>>58794198Yes, which is not what this post >>58794063was aiming to say. In proper context, it says "some people see Pokemon as pets."
>>58793267that dewott is genuinely the sexiest dewott drawing i've ever seen
Yes, I'm showing mine how she must dress
>>58793374that's Lee, the barneyfag xerself you're thinking of
