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Reminder that the 2025 yume poll results are in. Congratulations, Corbeau!

https://note.com/_ui12/n/n9e14a6234e87

>>58799163
I would help him clean up his sweat after a training sesh with my tongue

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Happy New Year, Husbando General! Looking forward to another year of us loving our guys <3
>TQ
Here's the first five that popped into my head!
1. He cuts his own hair, which is why it's so choppy
2. He's an early riser
3. He likes lemon-flavored desserts
4. He's good at sewing/mending things
5. He remembers people's food/drink preferences and will tailor meals for his friends and loved ones without you needing to remind him

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Happy New Year!

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>>58799188
Fuck yeah!! Congratulations!
Aaaaa he looks so cute in that screenshot!
>>58798181
I forgot about AZ. He's cute too!
>>58798983
Fucking hell, I've already posted yume porn of my husbando there. Guess I'll have to post to Pixiv and make it My pixiv only from now on.

>>58799163
Love this man's boobs

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I really like this shot someone got

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Did anyone else vote in the poll despite not being Japanese? I didn't know if that was allowed and was too afraid to ask

>>58799188
Here are the comments shittily translated by Google (there are a lot of mistakes), so take this translation with a grain of salt:
>He appeared like a comet in the August Pokémon News and stole my heart. Despite being a shady yakuza, he loves the Miare he grew up with and "cleans" the town every day, which I love. I especially love the scene with Human Ladder, where he decides to "become like the sun"... I've grown to love the chorus group, including the underlings. He'll apparently be playing an important role in the additional content, so I'm really looking forward to it. Maybe Human Suspension Bridge will be next, good luck.
>In recent years, Pokémon has been introducing a lot of characters who seem to be dream girl killers, but I feel he's the real deal. Do you think I wouldn't fall in love with a yakuza who's only kind to me? No. Translucent white skin, a well-fitting suit, and eyes that adore Pokémon. Ever since I met him, I can't sleep unless I read his fanfiction. Please, help me.
>"The year's almost over," I thought nonchalantly, when I got punched in the face. I won't say anything, so just play.
>I've been playing Pokémon since the first game, but this is the first time I've been so obsessed with a character. My first impression was that he was a "scary member of the anti-social establishment," but his melody-filled dialogue, emotional battle music, and potential as a comedic character at the end...the list goes on and on, everything about him is charming. After nearly 30 years of playing Pokémon, I've even tried my hand at writing fanfiction for the first time...I'd like to live happily in this world for a while.

1/3

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>>58799845
>He's exactly what a dream girl would imagine: a "possessive yakuza who's only kind to me."
>In the story, he makes statements like, "I like you," and "I'll chase you all the way to Hotel Z (the hotel where the protagonist is staying)," and even his comments include, "When you come to the office, the boss (Karasuba) gets excited," and "You seem like the kind of person Karasuba would like," overwhelmingly highlighting his liking for the protagonist, regardless of gender. Other characters also seem to like the protagonist, but they never make statements that show an obsession to the point of chasing him. While it may be a bit heavy, he does help people and do charity work, albeit in a gray area, and his gentle side is also visible. I think that's what makes him so romantic.
>With Pikachu as my first partner, I never thought I'd become a dream girl in the Poke world...!
>What are you planning to do with me, with all that sex appeal?!?!? I can't count how many times I threw my controller away... His slightly undersized stature, unique fashion sense, translucent white skin, and the affection he shows for his partner Pokémon... Everything about him is so perfect that I can't sleep soundly knowing that he was brought into this world. I love Karasuba! I don't care if he's a hired assassin, but make him a member of the Sabigumi!
>If there's one thing that comes to mind when I think about this year's face, it has to be him... Even before the release, many girls were wary of falling for him because of his stunning visuals and strong attributes, but when the game was released, the amount of information released was many times greater than what they'd expected, and countless girls were completely captivated. I have no doubt that he's one of the characters who symbolizes the past, present, and future of the series in which he appears.
>He exists. Thank you for being born. Thank you for surviving.

2/3

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>>58799853
>I want to punish myself for thinking before release, "It's an amazing design aimed at otaku, but I'm not going to fall for it that easily ^_^." As I progressed through the story and interacted with him, I fell in love with him so much that I could no longer hide my feelings. Thank you for meeting me alive and bringing me happiness. I want to become a woman worthy of you. Before I knew it, I was a monster screaming, dancing, and kissing in front of the screen. Help me, I love you, help me...
>He was a hot topic in the pre-release trailer, but playing the game revealed a surprising array of contrasts, including his surprisingly small stature, his strong bond with his right-hand man, and his friendly attitude toward those who recognize his abilities. As the story progressed, his initial impression of being cool and ruthless was countered by hints of a passionate and passionate side, as well as a past full of hardships, making him a truly fascinating man. A little different from the villains of previous series, he's aware of his role as the "dirty character" of the game, yet still shows affection for the protagonist (the player), the "hero." It's crazy. The coexistence of light and darkness is driving him crazy. That aside, isn't what he does downright evil? I think that even though there seems to be goodness at the core of his humanity, he's not exactly a "good person," which makes him seem more human, and I really like the fact that he's not perfect. I want to cherish all of the parts of him that he might think of as his "shadow" or "darkness," and I want to tell him that I love all of those parts of him. He's a character that can be interpreted so broadly that it's fun to see the dream creations, as it seems like there are as many branching world lines as there are dream girls.
>I can't stop thinking about Karasuba-san, whether I'm awake or asleep; it's been 10 years since I became a dream girl in the 4th grade... this is the first time I've felt this way

>>58799865
Here's a comment about Grisham that made me laugh
>While everyone was falling in love with Corbeau, my brain was secretly being destroyed by this guy.

>>58799853
>who's only kind to m
But he's nice to pretty much everyone we see him interact with

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>>58799901
Well he can be very charming but I think they mean the extra stuff like how he can be himself around you and how his mood improves when you're around

>>58799901
Not to be mean but I thought that specific comment was bullshit, she sounds like she's projecting her yandere fetish on everyone else. I'm a yumejo but I hate possessive fags and I know plenty others who feel the same way. That being said I don't care if some yumejos are into that or have their own interpretation of the same character, it's just annoying when we're all assumed to have the same preferences.

>>58799908
He certainly seems to like the player character above other people but that's not the same as only being nice to you. He's basically going about life cosplaying as a hardass mafioso while doing free community service

>>58799922
He seems to have attracted a lot of people who want to misinterpret him as a specific maledom cliche because that's what turns them on. Many such cases.

>>58799936
I mean he stalks you and I could see him being possesive of you at least. He does have that natural leadership characteristics but he's not power hungry - we see that in the beginning where he's talking to Philippe about being made the head of the Rust Syndicate.

So, I could see him being a dom in the bedroom but I dunno. I think he would treat his ladyfriend nicer than a random hookup. Hookup he needs to keep his image. Ladyfriend is someone who he can trust.

>>58799936
I have seen a lot of fanart like that, I assumed they just hadn't played the game. Pretty much everyone assumed he was the typical team boss when he was revealed

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>>58799845
>I can't sleep unless I read his fanfiction. Please, help me.

>>58799936
But him not being a cliche is what makes him so likeable!

Not that I blame them for their dom mafia husband fantasies. I think he’d be up for role playing such a scenario with you. And he’d be bloody good at it, too. Then, after, he’d make sure you were okay and look after you. It’s win/win.

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hyped for my yumeship art with Corbeau being delivered soon ngl

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Happy New Year anons! :)
>TQ
Five things that come to mind:
1. He has an armband tattoo somewhat similar to picrel; there’s both a black band and also a red band underneath, to signify electrical negative and positive.
2. His favorite color is like a deep purple. He wouldn’t wear it but he’s got a moped in that color and some decorative purple neon lights in his bedroom.
3. His favorite flavor is vanilla. His tastes are pretty simple.
4. He can play guitar pretty well but is shy about playing in front of others.
5. He’s not a professional photographer or anything, but he likes getting an occasional picture of himself when he’s on vacations or with a friend to print out and hang in his room to remind himself of good times when he’s feeling down or lonely

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jesus christ i want to ride him

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they came crawling back to twitter
they always do

>>58801016
sigh. well i'll continue staying off while they slosh around in pig slop

>>58801016
Lmao that didn’t take long

>>58801016
Wouldn't surprise me. How did that look like, though? Deleted, then reactivated their accounts? Announced they'd go, then didn't? I'm curious

>>58801016
I hate them so much, at least post to pixiv too
Some of them are changing the images files to gif because it doesn't add the edit button. I doubt that'll stay that way for long

>>58801718
>changing image files to gifs
people would do anything but crosspost their art to another site

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Damn I forgot to draw something for new years

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>Thinking about how many different men have these whore lashes
>Ein, Vinnie, Grisham
what does it mean..

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>TQ
Some of my everyday headcanons for Morty…
1. He likes to collect bird feathers he finds. He occasionally takes them to Falkner to have them identified, if he can’t tell what Pokemon it came from. His most prized feather is one from Ho-oh.
2. Enjoys watching early morning and late night cartoons with Gengar (they’re Gengar’s favorite but they’ve grown on him over time)
3. I like to think he has a Misdreavus in GSC/HGSS, but doesn’t use her in battle as she’s sorta like his version of Misty’s Togepi (not a baby, but he probably does baby her a little and definitely spoils her). They just look cute together! :3
4. He loves tea; doesn’t have a favorite type but enjoys trying all different kinds.
5. He’s a stout beer guy. Idk if I picked that for him just cuz they’re usually darker beers? I just picture him keeping a 6-pack of some fancy craft stouts in his fridge in case he ever feels like having a drink.

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>TQ

1. His favorite way to wind down after a day at work that isn't just eating dinner is probably lounging on the couch with his Pokemon and watching TV, but he also likes to hang out on the porch with a nice drink.
2. He has his usual sky-patterned tie in different colors such as sunset and night time. He saves the night time one for special occasions because it's pretty fancy-looking with stars that are slightly metallic.
3. He's actually quite tidy and keeps his living space clean because he knows how rewarding it is to come back to a comfortable place at the end of the day after being out and about in the world. In the case of being married, he helps with chores more than one would think.
4. He always has mints on him. His right pocket, specifically. Some of them are regular strength but he keeps stronger ones just in case, too.
5. His sex drive would be insane if he wasn't so exhausted from work all the time. Prayers for his wife when he's on vacation, everybody.

>>58801016
It's probably because uprooting from Xitter as an artist is extremely difficult, especially if your audience isn't going to follow you. Some people have been building up their follower count for years and many don't want to start over because besides losing a lot of their followers, they end up losing a lot of work opportunities that they have because of their Xitter accounts. But also another problem is trying to actually coordinate people to leave the site behind. Artists and creators have every reason to leave, but what about the non-creators that don't give a shit about the AI drama? Xitter is just too big to fall, despite muskyhusky's bullshit. I just wish Tumblr were more popular.

>>58802851
man a lot of artists are bad business owners...why put all of your eggs in one very unstable basket?

>>58802851
Just wish Tumblr didn’t ban NSFW art. I think that’s one of the major reasons artist left there years ago.

I wish I knew a damn thing about how to build a website because there’s definitely a gap in the market for artists who want to post mainly fanart and build a following. Kinda like deviant art, without all the weirdos

>>58802944
Unfortunately it's the biggest audience for an artist. It's not really their fault. You can post stuff on multiple platforms, but nothing beats the reach on twitter.

>>58802960
you can post nsfw on tumblr again it just needs to be tagged as that and you can hide it if you dont want nsfw

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>TQ
1. He can get silly when in front of a camera. Pic somewhat related. This is from personal playthrough experience.
2. Big dick, hence the sweatpants. Is that even a headcanon?
3. Like James, he can crossdress pretty well.
4. The reason all of Hotel Z's butter was gone at the start of Mega Dimension was because a wild party was held shortly before to celebrate his new job. He was literally buttered up at one point.
5. He can fly. Don't ask how that one came to mind, it's so stupid. I think it was because I was high when I unlocked Roto-Glide and it led to that. He probably has Meowstic make him levitate.

To add to the TQ, what's the dumbest headcanon you have for a husbando? It doesn't have to be your own.

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>>58799188
I like how Raihan, Piers and Leon completely disappeared from the list but Kabu's still making in it.

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>>58799163
happy new year! A little late, but you actually made him threadpic! Congrats again to corbeau anons, defeating Rika is no easy feat.

>ivor comments on yume poll:
>He has a beautiful face, but his body is incredibly muscular...too good...and even more so like a cute dog
>But while his face is a fragile beauty, he's also a brother who cares for his sister, and his charm knows no bounds. He's got a ton of monstrous traits, like breaking a smartphone because he's so strong, or nearly killing a Pokemon with a ball thrown at 165km/h, but just imagining being treated with the utmost care and being touched gently by him can instantly turn a dream girl into the Pokemon Master she's always dreamed of
cute!

>>58803707
I was also surprised to see no Raihan this year, Kabu's fans fans have always been very dedicated though. A nice alt in Pokemas recently also helps.

wishing you all a bright 2026 no matter your husbando!

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>TQ
1) He was in charge of finances for the League until Caitlin had Darach investigate, which uncovered major discrepancies in reporting.
2) His family constantly bicker about money, inheritance and investments. He avoids seeing his family when he can.
3) Has a two bedroom apartment in Nimbasa, though the second bedroom has been converted into a study.
4) Never leaves the house without cologne, though he doesn't wear an offensive amount of it.
5) Dyes his hair navy blue while he was a member of the Elite Four.

>>58799845
>>In recent years, Pokémon has been introducing a lot of characters who seem to be dream girl killers
So true. They know what they’re doing.

>>58804281
Gen 10 announcement in February, hope we get lots of yume pandering

>>58804411
i hope it doesnt become like how the guys are with the waifus though where they move on and just drop the old char with every gen. I hope some of the men will have forever fans.

>>58804690
I think that some will have forever fans just because I feel like women get attached with deeper emotional connections then men usually do. Sure, there will be people who jump from character to character and that's fine, but there will be some who just truly fall in love with one and stick to them forever. I mean, how many of us in here have husbandos from older gens and still love them? I personally can only have one husbando at a time and haven't gained any new ones from ZA.

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>>58799880
I like the line later on in that same comment. (Also Google Translated.)
>I'll repaint your shitty grey youth into a sweet pink one...

Urbain got a couple good comments too.
>He's a crazy guy who prioritizes helping others over me, even after we get married, and seems obsessed with helping people to the point of risking serious injury. I'm constantly worried about him, and I've even considered divorce at one point, but ultimately, I love him and want to stay by his side forever. As his wife, there are things I want him to change, but at the same time, I'm attracted to his crazy sense of altruism, so I want him to stay just the way he is. I want to live with this contradiction.
>What I like about him is his kindness. What I dislike about him is also his kindness. Seriously... Even when he's suffering, he never shows it to anyone, and he always takes a step back, and when I think about it, I don't know anything about him at all. Not his hometown, not his favorite things, nothing... I want to tell him that he deserves to be happy, and that he should cherish himself more. You are loved by so many people. He's an essential part of my life, the most important, special, and beloved person to me...

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>>58804920
romantic...

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>>58804920
Those comments were so sweet. I think I feel the same about him, despite all my complaining. Perhaps my frustration comes from a place of love.

Speaking of: after you defeat Ange at the end of the main story, there should have been a moment like pic where MC (and Lida and Naveen, too?, get emotional and hug Urbain because he nearly died(!!)

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>>58804375
I would like to wish all Grisham yumes a very pleasant New Year

>>58805842
>Perhaps my frustration comes from a place of love.
Same.
>there should have been a moment like pic where MC (and Lida and Naveen, too?, get emotional and hug Urbain
Game Freak can't animate fist bumps properly, making them animate a hug, let alone a group hug, would cause their offices to explode.

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I HC that Guzma used to make jam as a kid at his neighbors place

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>>58799163
>he trains alone in the dead of night. The solitude helps him focus, but he also believes training under the full moon will bulk his dragons defense against fairy type attacks
>doesn't drink; wants full control over his body and mind at all times
>hates getting his picture taken
>when traveling, he enjoys putting on a loose disguise and seeking out the best hole-in-the-wall ramen place

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>>58799163
>TQ
Snattle
>He does aerobics at home using one of those online subscription models to follow along
>He's the pandering type of politician. When in Phenac he's posh and puts on his best upper class self but when he's in Pyrite he talks about his youth and how he's always been 'one of them'. Showing pictures of his younger self in his goth/grunge phase and talking about how they're his roots, the foundation of his greatness etc,
>Enjoys receiving physical pain. A kick in the nuts is basically flirting. He's still a top though.
>He's naturally a night owl and doesn't function before 10 AM
>He's into the esoteric and occult, has a collection of grimoires, Odd Keystone, other items like that.

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Hooray for my goth Volo chatbot being mildly popular. I never thought anyone else would like my au

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Lysandre did nothing wrong. Everyone around him failed him.

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>>58807506
Volo is hot, goth dudes are hot, it's a wonderful combination

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>>58808074
Would you believe me if I told you that I taught myself to shade latex just for this drawing

Would you rim your husbando?

>>58808175
Yes and more, I'd even even peg him if he asked

>>58808185
based, I would also peg my husbando

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>>58808175
For reference

>>58808175
I would make tongue love to his anus until it is slippery and tender enough to easily slip my finger in there and give him a mind shattering prostate orgasm

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>>58808202
Adaman's hairy ass...

>>58808175
no but i'd let him rim me

>>58808202
Smelly Melli...

>>58808175
Enthusiastically.

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>>58808175
Most certainly. Imagine the cute mewling and keening sounds Urbain would make as he finally let go of his need to be in control and all the tension left his body.

>>58808185
Same. We’d take things slow, over multiple sessions, with me gently fingering and stretching him to start with, see if he enjoys it and wants to continue. I think he’d be eager to search for a sex toy that suits him but would be embarrassed to shop in person so we’d look online, read recommendations and look for the perfect small starter toy. Then, when the time finally arrives, I’d ease in real gentle, praising what a good boy he is and how well he’s taking me (I imagine he has a huge praise kink). After he got used to the stretch and began begging for more, I’d pound him into the mattress and give him the best prostate orgasm of his life. Maybe he’d even get addicted.

(Spoiler pic is AI slop)

>>58808202
This made me chuckle. A lot I agree with, but a lot I don’t. You’re telling me Leon and Guzma don’t have hairy ass cracks? That Faba and Lysander aren’t as pristine clean as the image they present? And that Melli doesn’t have the loosest ass of them all due to sucking so much dick?

>>58808202
A-an updated butthole chart!?

>>58808175
I'd do literally anything he wanted short of amputations and other fucked body mods.

>>58808730
Imagine your husbando getting a tongue split, I bet the oral would feel even better

>>58808175
But he poops from there. No.
>>58808685
Slop as it is, I'm surprised at how well these bots do Urbain.

>>58808202
I need this but a dick chart

>>58808789
Are you assuming your husband wouldn't keep himself clean?

>>58808792
What traits would we need?
Length, girth, cut/uncut, curve...

Volo, 9 inches, girthy and uncut, I think about it a lot

>>58808817
Even if he is clean, according to the chart he's in the middle, it's a risk I'm not willing to take.

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>>58808792
OH BOY DO I HAVE A CHART FOR YOU

Note: I didn’t make these, I’ve just saved them from my time spent in these threads.

>>58808896
20 is crazy

>>58808896
is this inches or cm?

>>58808896
I know you're not the creator, but this chart always bothered me regarding the scale. I think we should all get together and redo it

>>58809000
We definitely should, there's no way Volo would be that small, that's just sad

>>58808986
Centimeters. No way Faba's dick is 7 inches.
>>58809000
I agree. I prefer an axis if we want girth added in.

>>58808162
absolutely and as someone who fucking loves men in tight leather i thank you

>>58808175
Volo: Yes
Corbeau: Yes
Grimsley: Yes
Colress: Yes
Dusknoir from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: ???

>>58808845
Oh forgot to say, 7 inches around.

>>58808896
why are they so big...

>>58809060
It's in cm

>>58808986
It’s in feet

>>58809019
There’s no way it’s 7 cm either

>>58808819
>length
>circumference (girth)
>cut/uncut
>curve
>smell/cleanliness
>pubic hair
>amount of cum(?)

That’s all I can think of for physical aspects. I’d also like to see a scale of how sensitive they are (how quickly they come), too.

>>58809625
Sounds about accurate desu

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S UNDERAGE
I WAS SO STUPID
YOU LIED TO ME /vp/

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>>58809720
who the fuck cares

how old is corbeau anyways

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>>58809724
I personally don’t
Moralfags on discord do
>>58809736
At least 25?

>>58809752
>At least 25?
hot

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God I want him to sit on my face so bad

>>58809720
She took a loan and works at the hotel, she's an adult.

>>58809736
In his thirties

>>58809720
Who says she’s underage?

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>>58809791
Totally forgot
>>58809808
Some nerd on discord got triggered by the art I was posting. This is why husbands discord probably will never work out peacefully.

>>58809861
>implying anyone who regularly posts on 4chan would sperg out over a 17.9 year old fictional character like the average twitard does
Anon pls

>>58808896
kek this is why i love it here. The top 5 on this chart aren't even my husbandos but I completely agree with them. Adaman especially, he probably has a massive show-er under those robes

>>58809736
I thought mid-late 20s

>>58809766
Could you handle an ass that fine, anon?

>>58809861
I am annoyed but unsurprised to hear someone got triggered by fanart yet again. Especially self insert fanart like the female MC is supposed to be. Is it a Pokémon discord or a yume one? Either way, people should expect to see ships they don’t agree with and if they’re easily offended then don’t join. Easy.

I’m proship, believe people can ship whoever with whoever and should face no hate (including incest, age gap etc). I also write fics with noncon and other themes people get triggered by. I genuinely wish I could find a discord where I could discuss my filthy, noncon fantasies with other likeminded individuals with no judgement or some autist having a meltdown.

>>58808819
>>58809630
Don't forget a "grower" vs "shower" axis

also need a how long they last before cumming chat tbqh

>>58810112
chart* need to stop using autocorrect...

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>>58810062
it was a Mario Kart discord
I was Corbeaubrained and playing with fire

>>58810112
I have a high score board in my head of how quick I can get Faba to blow his load.

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>>58808896
Urbain would be 21 ;)

>>58810130
>mario kart
I assume the chat was filled with underage teenage girls so no wonder some white knight decided a particular ship was unacceptable.

Honestly, who pays attention to ages in Pokémon? I usually self insert as either the male or female MC when I see art of them with a character I like, no matter what age the MC is supposed to be

>>58810112
>>58810116
No, please, let’s have a chat as well as a chart!

>>58810300
Dubs confirm it.
I imagine Urbain would be touch starved and very sensitive, orgasming relatively quick but, eager to please, would be ready to go again soon after. I also hc he’s a virgin but is super eager and a little nervous about giving you his virginity.

>>58810358
How may rounds? I'm hoping at least 3.
What happens if his partner is unsatiable?

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>>58799188
Pokémon's rankings throughout the history of the yume poll.
>2018: none
>2019: Kabu (58), Inteleon (47), Yamper (15), Raihan (11)
>2020/2021: Piers (84/100), Raihan (15/78), Kabu (1/9)
>2022: Jacq (85), Steven Stone (77), Volo (38), Arven (5), Rika (1)
>2023: Hassel (93), Friede (74), Larry (72), Arven (43), Jacq (29), Kabu (18), Drayton (17), Kieran (4), Rika (1)
>2024: Carmine (92), Drayton (62), Larry (55), Arven (42), Kabu (23), Kieran (4), Rika (1)
>2025: Naveen (94), Ivor (92), Kabu (78), Kieran (44), Grisham (21), Urbain (13), Rika (3), Corbeau (1)

>>58810372
>Inteleon (47), Yamper (15)
What the fuck? I understand Inteleon but Yamper?? On fucking 15??? What the hell happened here

>wanted to buy doujin, been waiting for days for the artist to start selling it on BOOTH since they said they'll offer it after comiket 107
>it was added to the shop 10h before I checked
>sold out already
Curse Japs and their 4D chess levels of gatekeeping bullshit, I'm so mad

>>58810461
I think yume in that instance leans more toward the base term of ‘dream’. Maybe people just like to imagine having the cute lil guy as their pet, not necessarily in a romantic sense

>>58810483
Which husbando was it?

>>58810372
Damn, Rika was unassailable for a few years there. Im surprised Raihan didn’t last longer considering all the NSFW content I’ve seen of him – maybe it’s fujos who made that rather an the yumes who vote though

>>58810365
If he can’t outlast his partner, he could be persuaded to try wearing a cock ring to help him last longer. Imagine him edged until he’s pushed to his limit and begging

>>58810523
>Which husbando was it?
Arven getting reverse raped by rest of the Paldea gang

>>58810300
>>58810358
i hc him as my self inserts young bf and i'm his cougar

>>58810372
Maybe a hot take (I'm a corbeausis) but I wouldn't be surprised if corbeau drops some ranks by next year with whatever they throw at us for gen 10. Rika however...has the unique appeal of being the top pick for lesbian yumes so I think she has better staying power in that niche

>>58810372
>5/6 of the polls feature Kabu
Ojisan tsuyoi!

>>58810776
theres no other cool female characters solely for lesbian/bi yumes that's marketed towards women. They're either disgusting DEI rejects, or they're for male gooners.
Really think about, when was the last time there was an attractive female character with mostly female fans?

>>58810569
RIP, anon. I saw that doujin advertised on Pixiv, the artist does some really great stuff.

>>58810618
Nice. I’m also a woman who is far older than Urbain most likely is.

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>>58811003
Yeah I love that artist's stuff, was really looking forward to buying it but man, it was gone fast
Guess I can only hope they'll reprint it

>>58810776
If/when they put him in Mastersex then he'll probably go back up again

>>58810062
I’d do my best

Is it wrong to get a full team of Dittos to transform into my husband and watch him(real) compete with them for my affection(pleasure)?

>>58811190
Husbando throwing hands with some pink slime creatures would be fucking hilarious to me ngl

>>58811190
Not the same, but it kind of reminds me of one or two PLA fanarts/fanfics I’ve seen that feature a lovesick Akari being heartbroken by Volo’s betrayal, who ends up coping by being "comforted" by H‑Zoroark as a substitute.

>>58810300
>biggest cock
>strongest team
Is there anything else Urbain absolutely dominates in?
>>58810618
I like the way you think. I'm also old enough to likely be within cougar/puma range for him.

>>58810899
Does Rika not have male fans at all? It sure is an interesting case

>>58810372
>no Leon
Is he more male power fantasy than yumejo bait?

>>58811569
AFAIK he's not popular with women in "that way" but more so as an accessory to Raihan in bl or Sonia in m/f.

>>58811417
they're not very visible if she does. Carmine, Nemona, and Lacey took most of the male fans.

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>>58810776
I think he may drop ranks simply because these polls are quite heavy on the recency bias. If you notice, the only Pokémon character introduced before Gen 8 to have placed in any of them was Steven Stone with the comment mentioning Mastersex and Journeys, and 2023 - 2025 has been all Gen 9 and Kabu. If these polls existed for prior years, we'd see husbandos from when their games were in spotlight such as N, Submas, Volkner, Sycamore, and more Steven.
Rika placed first in all three years where SV was the latest game, Kabu for SWSH DLC's year, and Corbeau for ZA, and had ZA released in 2024 as initially planned, Corbeau would win first place for 2 years straight by this point. I don't know if that's a strength of Pokémon itself or the yume landscape in general since the poll was established.
I have no doubt that Gen 10 will have at least 1 placement in the next poll unless it massively messes up on characters, let alone the new hotness from that game reaching top 10 or even first. Rika and Corbeau will likely place again, Kieran, Grisham, and Urbain may also return, and Kabu may finally be off the list again for the first time since 2022.

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How would everyone’s husbando cope travelling to other regions?

Do they enjoy travelling? Do they get travel sick? Do they complain about the weather? Do they get excited by new Pokémon or new battle opportunities? Do they get homesick? What’s their favourite region? I want to know!

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>>58811706
I think Arven would really enjoy traveling, especially with someone else. There would be so many new foods to try and sights to see. I think he'd really enjoy seeing the different plants and landscapes in different regions and explore the different markets to try out new ingredients and spices. He'd be the type to make sure that you weren't the one getting travel sick, keeping ginger chews or some tea on him in case you started to feel icky. Weather would be a non-issue for him and he'd be well packed for it anyway.

Kind of related to your pic, but I'd like to take him to Kalos to meet Siebold so that Arven would learn from him. I could see him enjoying Galar too with their camping and curry culture, haha. Luckily they're both not too far from Paldea too. He travels to Kitakami with you in SV and I think he says that it's the first time he's really had a trip like that, so I'd like to travel with him more and spoil him wherever we go.

>>58811569
hes an accessory at best. Raihan was the true yume bait, but Leon was good fujobait.

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I love Volo

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real Corbeau hours

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This is the reason why I'll never turn in my remaining Colorful Screws. If I can't give the plush to Naveen, why bother?

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>>58811190
I see it

>>58812752
oh god for some reason seeing all these different variations reminds me of the onceler

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>>58812212
i love how this artist is so fixated on drawing them kissing specifically from a side view. i see their pics on my twitter feed daily like reading the morning news

>>58813096
for me it gives me flashbacks to sans aus
and i was always more into mettaton

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Dropping in with a Chubby Chaser Tier List as of the end of 2025.
Piers Brosnan still reigns supreme of giving off the heaviest vibes, only wanting to Dynamax his groupies.

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>>58813833
Great placements for ZA, but I do have one disagreement: I feel that Urbain is an architect, and I don't just mean his job at Quasartico. He should move up a tier or two.

Do you have a link to the tiermaker you used? The one I've been using hasn't updated since SV DLC and lacks Orre. Either I may have to switch over or use proxies for the missing characters on the updates to the tier lists I've made.

>>58813909
https://tiermaker.com/create/all-major-pokemon-characters-gen-ix-included-206688
Strangely, it has no Hugh, but I get no vibes from him either way. Good point about Urbain, so I suppose he could be in "Would". Some plus-sized girl out there would be REALLY into his cooking.

>>58813947
WHO HURT HIM!

>>58813991
It's an Undertale reference, so I guess you're the one who got hurt and accidentally died at his hands

>>58814026
Maybe he shouldn't send out his dynamic attack centipede then.

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They're fighting over (You).

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>>58813922
https://tiermaker.com/create/all-pokmon-characters-gens-1-9--more-2781
Has every major character and some minor up to SV DLC and some spinoffs, but notably missing ZA and Orre. Both work depending on what style you want and what tier list you're trying to make.

>Good point about Urbain
It gives this line a whole new meaning.

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>>58814641
All girls are big to a king that short, let's be real.

>>58811913
cuteeee

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Why are americans constantly trying to find a reason to hate him
Just say that you hate him, you don't have to find some justification like he's some le industry plant or gets too much screentime on the DLC or whatever

>>58815156
>westerners ree about corbeau and urbain because muh good guy loan shark or muh win muh floette
>jp yumes rank them highly in who they want to dream with, they're aware of their flaws, but still want to be with them
I wonder if some of us are trapped on the wrong side of the globe or managed to escape from a cultural contagion.

>>58815156
Still nowhere as bad as the hate the characters from SV got.

>>58815156
They are misunderstanding the lines of text. They think he had two dads who were both in evil teams omg! When actually Lysandre invested in his projects and Gio was on holiday there at one point when he was 6 to 8. There was that picture from Unova where it said you need basic reading capabilities to enjoy this game fully and that still stands

>>58815156
i assume all of this is happening on shitter. Life gets better when you dont use that site to see virtue signalers opinions

>>58815691
Did they? I feel like there was no "problematic favs" in SV among the husbandos.
Only Carmine comes to mind but obviously not a husbando.

>>58815779
Wouldn't Grusha count with the "DEI!!!1!1!!!!1" retards?

>>58815885
I don't think the chuds who scream DEI are the same people who want Corbeau to be an objectively bad character.

>>58815779
I think Kieran kinda counts between the people who are like "REEE how DARE you lusting over my son you pedo!!" and those who are like "how can you like this incel who's one brekadown away from shooting a school?", which is funny because yumes fucking adore him.

>>58815885
>>58816013
Yeah Grusha and Kieran definitely got a lot of hate back then.
>>58815906
They hate literally anything women like, no other logic applies.

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>>58815156
I love Corbeau enough to nullify ALL HATE he gets, ever. I've just decided.

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Sketch

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pisses me off he wouldnt rape me. i want him to. sigh.

>>58817042
Not how it works, anon
Just ask him for rough sex

>>58817042
Don't let the Volo propaganda get to you, most husbandos aren't rapey

>>58817042
>>58817051
The aftercare this man would provide after he gives me the roughest ride.

>>58817051
no i want him to tell me shut up, enjoy it and to stop struggling

>>58817059
usually the ones i like are. its very strange for me to be into one who respects consent

>>58817061
your mind bro. so true he'd be so attentive.

>>58817063
>i want him to
Exactly. Not how it works.

>>58817087
i want to be in a state where i cant consent and he rapes me. there technicalities covered

>>58817059
There's nothing wrong with rapist Volo

>>58817091
That's what rape play is for
Agree on a safe word (even if you never intend to use it) and send it

>>58817059
It would be pretty funny if Volo ended up being a socially awkward turbo virgin instead, since he’s too busy obsessing over "muh myths/Arceus" to form any intimate bonds with people.

>>58817117
pokehusbando for this feel?

>>58817117
That's why the rape happens, duh. Man doesn't know what consent is.

>>58817117
That and he's definitely a misogynist.

>>58817042
What if you're not the MC of the game though and you're just one of the skanks from the underworld he rules over. I bet he'd be a lot nastier to you then

discovering a new husbando and immediately making him a rapist is so shitter/tumblrina mindset kek I know it's one the most common fantasies, but still, meh

>>58817153
>shitter/tumblrina mindset
??? Which fucking year did you come from, liking any "problematic" content like all forms of non-con will earn you nothing but assmad comments and mass reports these days

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Tender and loving sex with a flustered Arven! It's what we both deserve!

>>58817227
Extremely erotic image

>>58817193
Before the tumblr porn ban exodus people at least tried to stay in their lanes without pissing on others fun, same for shitter

>>58817153
ogey

>>58811736
So cute! I can picture his face lighting up at all the new sights, smells and food. Take your man to see the world, he deserves it.

>>58817456
Thank you so much! Seeing him happy would make me so happy, he deserves everything. I NEED to spoil him.

>>58812315
So true, I’d love to give the plushie to Naveen. It’s kinda ugly but don’t tell him I said that.

>>58812752
Oh, it’s his Pokémon. I didn’t realise at first. I love Arbok’s split tongue.

>>58813096
Don’t say his name three times or he’ll appear.

>>58813909
Absolutely loving this. Urbain is a feeder, he shoves as many carbs as possible into every dish he makes to keep you a “healthy” size.

>>58814641
The only thing Urbain deserves to be thanked for.

>>58815156
Anon, you speak my mind. If you don’t like a character just Ignore posts on him. No need to ruin everyone else’s fun.
>>58815176
I only have an X account to look at Japanese artists. Fuck anyone who posts in English, they’re usually entitled fucks.

>>58815701
The irony is that the actual children who play these games probably have a better grasp of the plot than these hype train “adults” who only recently discovered Pokémon because it became fashionable again.

>>58816488
I didn’t really follow the SV posts on X so must have missed this. So they hate on the femboy for being cuter than them and the child for getting more dick/pussy than them? Understandable.

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>>58817042
I feel this. Let me have my rape fantasy.
I mentioned before but I think roleplaying that scenario with him would be very rewarding because you’d also get the most tender aftercare. I imagine he’d be an excellent dom but I wonder if he’d hold back from hurting you even if you discussed it all beforehand and had a safe word?

>>58817227
Imagine it’s his first time and he’s super nervous about making a mistake or hurting you.

>>58817497
Not a fan of Rotom Phones, but I can see how they're very useful in this situation.

>>58817502
It would be very cute and sweet, even if it's a little awkward. He would be so careful at first, obviously nervous but very attentive to you and how you react. I imagine that he gets more passionate once he gets into it and loses himself a bit, it's hot. He'd feel so bad about any marks that he leaves on you afterwards, but also be a little smug since he's a bit jealous/possessive and doesn't mind everyone else seeing them on you.

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i love beau

>>58817810
What would Corbeau taste like? What flavor is he?

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This tier list started off as who’s a virgin but now includes frequency of sex/libido.

Volo anon, your man could either be in the fucks daily or incel tier, there is no in between.

>>58817810
The thought bubbles should be swapped.
>>58817903
My first thought was licorice, but I know that most people don't like it so probably not very fitting.

>>58818275
>Hilbert
>Virgin

He has canonically plapped Hilda and everyone knows he did.

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>>58818275
>Larry
>Fucks daily
Do you really think he has time for that? Then again, if he could, he probably would. It's always the quiet ones. That's why I can't help but agree with Emmet's placement, too. As for Ingo... yeah, that seems reasonable. He's so polite and reserved, but a man still has needs.

>Brassius and Hassel are not in the same tier
You had one job...

>Gordie's an incel
That one baffles me, he has a lot of fans right?

>>58818275
>Turo had sex once
That means he impregnated someone first try, damn. Do Tera crystals enhance sperms too??
>AZ is a 3000 year old virgin
Why is that so hot to me? Imagine being the one who takes his virginity after all that time...

>>58818287
Larry would have the libido of a teenager, but perhaps not the time to make full use of it.

Hassel totally has a higher sex drive than his emo bf. But I understand your point. I tried to keep ships and my personal faves out of my mind when I made this.

I didn’t consider Geordie’s fans. Honestly, I played Shield so never got to battle him.

>>58818294
Turo is too wrapped up in his research to have sex was my logic. Man only has sex for procreation.

I also thought 3000 year old virgin was hot. AZ has lived a long life but he was so busy and wracked with guilt I don’t think he’d have much of a sex drive. Maybe once he found Floette and settled down in the hotel he’d be more interested in sex but I also wondered if his age would have caught up with him by then.

>>58818275
Ok but WHO do they fuck daily??

>>58818339
Emmet fucks ME!
>>58818306
I crave that 3000 yo dick like you wouldn't believe...

>>58818339
Their waifus us
Or whoever you ship them with

>>58818275
Hell yeah
>>58818339
rip Akari

>>58818306
>I also wondered if his age would have caught up with him by then.
Not what a healthy dose of Viagra can't fix. He'd probably have to take two though, cause of his size.
Oh no, maybe that's what killed him...

I'm thankful this thread made me learn about prostate orgasms and the fact men have a magic button in their asses that makes them moan like desperate kittens when pressed/massaged.

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>>58818275
Volo would be some porn addicted incel in the modern times lets be real

>>58818477
Sadly it doesn't always work like that, some men can't orgasm from it and some men don't even like how it feels
It's kinda like the g-spot for women, doesn't work for everyone either

>>58818536
Look at the bright side, that would only make him even more rapey.

>>58818275
I am just shocked there’s an updated picture of Greevil. Of all the men.. the fucking midget but he’s for sure not an incel as he has two sons. He’s done it at least one time. Some woman either A. Took the term short king to a whole new level or B. Was paid a lot of money.

>>58818577
he'd be grooming almost every e-girl in the discord server he lurks in. this guy is not getting any irl, but he has hella e-sex

>>58811913
you should draw Volo as bigger than Mt.Coronet and Akari as his little tiny maiden haha :^) I think that would be very cute

>>58818275
>high-libido Corbeau
Yes

>>58818275
>Ortega had more sex than many grown men
o-ok

>>58818888
>quads

But yeah I feel this is more like anon not wanting to think about certain men doing the do kek

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I've been so into my feelings for Volo this past week, its great

stop liking evil men

>>58819057
No :)

>>58818888
Where would you put him?

>>58819000
That’s a fair point. Many of the characters in the “had sex once” category could probably be moved up. My virgin kink is definitely showing on a few other placements, too.

>>58818612
Honestly, I forgot who Greevil was, it’s been so long since I played the GameCube games. So I based his placement on looks alone.

>>58818477
I recommend /y/ if you want images demonstrating this function.

>>58819167
>Where would you put him?
Fucks daily

>>58818275
who does wallace fuck

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>>58819258
Like every other answer, us.

>>58819258
Big math mistakes

>>58819258
Your dad (more likely than you'd think)

>>58819008
im happy for you anon. Girl shoulda listened

>>58820105
Anime Brock might've gotten some if only there wasn't constantly someone pulling him away by his ear!
Game Brock is a different character, anyway

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>>58820105
Anime Brock was a romanticist
Game Brock fucks

>>58818275
>leon raihan and piers in top tier
galar was good for husbandos and i disregard the naysayers

>>58818275
>half of my favorite husbandos are in fucks daily
Well fug.

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Just sharing this here really quick, Im quite happy with how he turned out

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>nanu
neat

>>58820443
need to lick those arms

>>58820603
Well, tell us what it is like, then

>>58820603
>>58821070
This but show us instead

>>58821070
>>58821479
I would suggest watching gay porn, but the bottoms always ham it up for the camera, so that will give you the wrong idea. I personally don’t find it very pleasurable, but even guys who do enjoy it do not “moan like desperate kittens.”

>>58821702
My ex discovered his prostate when I told him it wasn't gay to enjoy it and he said it was pretty great. So i think its dependant on the man and if an anon wants to imagine their husbando moans from it then it is the way!

>>58821736
That’s fine, I just wanted to clear it up.

Anyway, uh, my husbando is either Kieran or N. Although I also ship them both with their respective male protags, so it kinda feels like I’m cucking Florian and Hilbert by calling them my husbandos.

I am now picturing gayanon in cat ears nyaa-ing and blushing as he melts from something up his ass and no one can stop me

>>58821758
Just self insert like any normal person.

>>58821702
>but even guys who do enjoy it do not “moan like desperate kittens.”
Wouldn't know how it actually feels like but reading that description gave me shitty wattpad fanfic vibes kek
Back when sexual stuff was still new for my younger self, I constantly looked up stuff I saw in porn or read in fanfics to see how close those depictions matched up with reality. Didn't make me an expert by any means but reading through different people's experiences on Q&A sites tended to put things into perspective. That's also how I learned that sloppy self-lubricated yaoi asshole isn't an entirely unrealistic trope... Forgot why though, maybe over-production of anal-mucus in some people or something
Not sure how good of an option that is on today's bot-infested internet, though
>>58821736
>and if an anon wants to imagine their husbando moans from it then it is the way!
I'll always be in camp "let people have fun with fiction how they want", so absolutely. But IMO, it's good to point out stuff that's not quite accurate to real life. In this context, I feel like the better one understands how something works, the better the daydreams get (like, if it's not really a thing to react that way, you must be *really* special to induce that kind of response from him!).
>>58821758
>Although I also ship them both with their respective male protags, so it kinda feels like I’m cucking Florian and Hilbert by calling them my husbandos.
Best thing is to not overthink and just have fun with your blorbos. Not that you have to move within the bounds of canon but even that is super nonrestrictive: Since AUs canonically exist in Pokemon, multiple AUs with multiple happy outcomes for your husbandos can co-exist without causing grief (and can even be visited by equally-as-canon bullshit means). Can't cuck them if they have their own husbandos!

I ship my lads with many characters. Canon ones, self-insert OCs, even amongst each other. I guess they're all self-contained AUs!

>>58822037
>>58821702
If I want to imagine pegging my man until he has a prostate orgasm, then let me.

I’m not naive about sex. I do realise that hoping any man can have a prostate orgasm would be like hoping any woman can squirt. However, just like many here, you have to fantasise about giving your man the most pleasurable experience, tailored to their own fetishes.

No need to criticise people’s fantasies any say it wouldn’t work out that way. We’re talking about fucking imaginary characters, we can imagine them reacting in any way we want.

>>58822583
>If I want to imagine pegging my man until he has a prostate orgasm, then let me.
>We’re talking about fucking imaginary characters, we can imagine them reacting in any way we want.
Um,
>>58821758
>That’s fine, I just wanted to clear it up.
>>58822037
>I'll always be in camp "let people have fun with fiction how they want", so absolutely.
to basically the same thing you're asking for. None of us are restricting you.
>I’m not naive about sex. I do realise that hoping any man can have a prostate orgasm would be like hoping any woman can squirt.
Are you >>58818477? If so: We can't read your mind, only your writing. The post did read as rather naive about male anatomy, at least. Nothing wrong with that in the first place, though
>No need to criticise people’s fantasies any say it wouldn’t work out that way.
I think you might need to grow thicker skin if someone going "that's not how it works actually" irks you so much. This is twitter levels of sensitive.

>>58822646
I’m not that other anon. I assumed they were a troll or a random who doesn’t usually post here.

I apologise if I can off as rude. It just bothered me since no one else in this thread criticises each other so it felt out of place for you to suggest that.

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>>58799163
>TQ
Faba
1. Enjoys jazz music and goes to jazz bars. He prefers going alone so he can relax and chill out to some smooth jazz.
2. He's a bit rusty at it now but he did ballroom dancing at University and kept up with it for a while when he was younger.
3. He was a bit too naive when he was younger and didn't get a prenup. Divorcing his wife would give her half of everything, so instead he opted to just moving very, very far away.
4. Strong, confident women scare him
5. He has quite a large mole on the back of his left shoulder

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Do you think he wears a strap?

>>58823459
How good is his marksmanship?

>>58823474
100% pregnant

>>58823459
If he does, how has he not used it on Jacinthe yet?

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Twitter blessed me with this Corbeau for my birthday

>>58823652
Happy birthday, anon! I hope it's a good one!

>>58823652
>>58823459
Your answer: he’s defiantly packing

I’ll see myself out

>>58823640
I meant with his Yveltal gun, not his Xerneas gun.
Please anon, I'm in heat, I don't need this.

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Less than a week until my husbando is in the gatcha game. I love him so much.

>>58823930
think of the fanart...
think of the potential to get an alt...

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i dont have 5 headcanons for the TQ but i will share one. he was born with a heart condition that has required several surgeries throughout his life. the drawing was done by a lovely friend of mine depicting the surgical scar on his chest

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Happy new year anons! It’s been a while because I’m in a relationship with a 3D man, I wish you all the best for 2026!

>>58823932
I'll be waiting for him to be added to the lodge, definitely.

>>58823976
>spoiler
Why would that stop you from coming here? Same for me since like 10 years but I've been in every thread since 2022

>>58824087
It feels like I’m cucking him, I feel bad about it

>>58824207
Anon you can't cuck someone with a fictional character... it's just playing pretend, don't think about it too hard, it's not real

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uwa...

>>58824380
my ex literally thought it was cheating and broke up with me over something very similar to this kek

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>>58824380
tell that to my ex girlfriends lol
jealousy isn't rational...
i don't even yumeship myself but the fact that i love an anime character unconditionally is apparently a grave sin for some menheras.

>>58824629
>>58824687
That's wild. But desu that just reeks of insecurity so I would say that's a bullet dodged. I couldn't deal with that level of jealousy...

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>90k gems in pokemas
>still no Corbeau
this game is very easy to save gems in for free when you suffer from oneitis

>>58824833
I think you're gonna be saving for a while, but yes, I agree. I also just pull for my faves and end up with a lot of gems saved up. You only need about 37k for a guaranteed pull, so you could pull for others and just keep a reserve for whenever Corbeau drops.

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>>58824477
And this is the bait for Kofu to finally get added in the game.

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>>58824762
Absoloutely! So inscure. I didn't notice much because of autismo I think he was worse than I realised for sure.

Also im posting men cos we are gonna hit postcap before image cap kek

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>>58824629
>>58824687
>>58824762
funny you mention, this was the same with my ex bf. once all i mentioned was "the purple-haired guy from fire emblem is pretty cute" (i didn't even say his name aka Yuri, in order to soften the blow). ex still started acting like a pouty toddler having a tantrum, face scrunching and everything. truly pathetic shit from a grown ass man.
anyhow blogposting aside, fictional husbandos always win for me and that type of behavior only reinforces it

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>>58825110
>>58825390
Yeah, get yourself a man (or woman) who doesn't feel threatened by your blorbo. Ideally they should find your autism endearing, but more importantly, they shouldn't feel like a fictional 2D anime boy could replace them. Just doesn't bode well for their self-image

>>58799163
someone draw him with a giant ass and jiggly pecs NOW

stop liking twinks
stop liking underage boys
stop liking fit men
stop liking muscular men
stop liking fat men
stop liking old men
and stop liking MALE POKEMON

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My boyfriend got me this card from Etsy last year and most the Pokespe manga books husbando appears in this year ^^

>>58825924
you're way more gay than any of us bothering to type all that out FFFFAGGOOOOOOT

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>>58825924
no

>>58825929
That's so cute! The gifts and the photo. Glad your boyfriend supports you and your husbando (:

>>58825390
Agreed. I wouldn’t feel threatened if my IRL boyfriend was fawning over cute anime girls. If anything, you can understand them better!

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>>58825924
also no

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>>58825924
What's that? Like Pokémen more?

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>>58825924
But... W-who are we supposed to like, retard-kun...? Women? Women don't have dicks and I have no interest in the ones that do.

>>58826030
The realest shit is when your real life significant other starts to subconsciously shift their tastes in fictional characters to match (You). My guy was already my type but I think he gave me a thing for autismos. Well, more than I already had anyways. I also changed his taste in women just a little, but I was still already his type before we even started dating. I think it helps that we both generally like the same characters but for different reasons (he thinks my husbandos are cool and I think his waifus are adorable) so we don't really feel the need to shit on each other's favorites or feel jealous. But another big reason to not get defensive is that these are fictional characters that aren't going to exist tomorrow and even if they did there's no way I'm going to be able to bag Emmet anyways.

>>58825924
Damn I almost got a bingo
But I don't like male pokemon

>>58825924
i like all, even male pokemon, what do i win

>>58827085
>>58827105
Both outsiders

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>>58827122
Where's the shotgun...

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I'm not alone

>>58825924
Let's see...
>stop liking twinks
Never
>stop liking underage boys
Shota stuff is fun so no
>stop liking fit men
Never
>stop liking muscular men
You'd have me at "hyper muscular" men but I never liked that in the first place... So yesno?
>stop liking fat men
They're a fun fetish sometimes so no
>stop liking old men
Old men range from "genuinely attractive and charming" to "fun fetish" for me so no
>and stop liking MALE POKEMON
Rare indulgence but wouldn't really lose anything if I had to stop. Not my daily driver, so to speak. That's a "I'll think about it" which is nip speak for "no lol"

Fictional men are amazing...

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>>58825924
That's a 7x no from me boss

I’ll bake new thread after coffee

>>58827179
Bake after image limit is hit or thread dies. Kind of a waste otherwise

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>>58827186
Maybe anon takes a few hours to enjoy a coffee

>>58827200
Kek, perhaps

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Been poking around tegaki recently. I'll share some finds.

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>>58827237
CUTE, thanks for sharing!!!