you guys ready for a bunch of manchildren to terrorize McDonald's?
again?
Get ready to see a bunch of kid meals lying around
>>58800622is....is that CHARIZARD!?...f-from KANTO?
>>58800622hope it happens here, I really wanna see basedboys vs the shitskins who always hang around mcdonalds
Didn’t they already collab before??? I guess the anime is a flop, otherwise they wouldn’t have needed to do an anniversary collab.
KAAAANTOOOOOIOIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
Imagine being so mentally raped by Gen 1's superiority that you can't help but post this tired old meme whenever you see a Kanto mon.
Where's Rock Throw when you need it most?
>>58800622They should sell them only if you have a child with you
>>58800714I want a card though. Not to scalp but because I find them fun
>>58800717Have some self respect, it's a children's meal.
>>58800709>stop shit-talking my beloved KANTOOOOOO!!!! reeeeeeeeee
>>58800717Grow up, lol
>>58800730Stop having a mental breakdown whenever you see a Squirtle. These are fictional characters, they can't hurt you.
>>58800732>respect my KANTOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>58800725no. It's a Happy Meal. And I want to be happy
>>58800747You're a fucking disappointment to your family.
>>58800734>gets instameltie at mere mention of og pokemonKEKKU
>>58800748nope! My mom bought me Blastoise themed shoes for Christmas and my dad bought me a Charizard figure. I didn't ask for anything because I'm 28 but I think they miss me since I live so far away
>>58800755And they wonder why the west is falling.
Can one of you fuckers pull a Szechuan Sauce and start rage dancing on a counter so they never do this shit again
>>58800794be the change you want to see in the world, anon
>>58800798I don't eat that slop.
>>58800810then you should be better at dancing on McDonald's counters than somebody who does
>>58800622Here comes the sweat hopefully we get some funny youtube clips and a culture war grift can pop up, I need content.
>>58800818True, but that also means stepping into one and I don't have that kind of willpower. Besides, the more people that do it the more likely it winds up going viral, which is the end goal here.
>>58800825>that also means stepping into one and I don't have that kind of willpowerone of the most autistic posts of 2026 and we're only 2 days in
>>58800794If hordes of chinks buying and stealing a fuck tonne of happy meals (some would just use image editors on their phone to change the appearance of what order number they had) across Japan and leaving all of the uneaten food outside in massive piles did nothing to change McD's policies regarding pokemon card happy meals, then nothing a retarded amerifat can do will make them change.
>>58800794inb4 Donald Trump signs an executive order to have that be classified as terrorism.
>>58800755I love you innocent anon
>>58800864>the use of violence, threat of violence or intimidation to create fear to achieve political, religious, or ideological goalsHmmm gee I might be on his side this time if he did
>>58800755>avatarfag>is retardedmany such cases
>>58800688>haven’t they done this beforeIt’s an ongoing thing, morono
>>58800883How fucking fat are you to think people messing with the literal prepubescent children that McDonald's gets away with employing should be counted as terrorism
>>58800622If the Burger Pikachu gets an English translation McDonalds is fucked.
>you guys ready for the sun to rise?
>>58800755The West has risen!
>>58800714Perhaps. But nothing is stopping me from buying them for my non-existant "nephew."
nice i always enjoy peoplewatching the dysgenic subhumans who come out of their neetdom for this type of thing
>>58801219Kek
>>58800622It wasn't too long ago my sister gave me a pack of Pokemon cards and stickers she got from her happy meal. (She's 20 years old, no idea why she buys them if she doesn't keep the toys). This isn't really interesting news though. Would be cooler if they worked with Burger King to produce real badass toys again
>>58800755Based and wholesome
>>58800969>t. card scalper
>>58800622Year of the dragon was 2 years ago anon
>>58802063So very fat is what you're saying
i genuinely could not care less
>>58802137>just letting all of you know I don't care about this>did you hear me, I said I don't care about this>I SAID I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS>SOMEBODY CARE ABOUT MY NOT CARING!!!!!
>>58800755sent those bitter husks flying
>>58802555What?
Good. Fuck mcdonald's employees.
>>58800883Mass shootings for the past few years fit this to an exact T but politicians and the media are too much of a pussy to label it as terrorism so they instead call them "lone wolf attacks" as if there isn't 764 and the O9A with their chuddy radicalization and LARPaganism. And you have the same retard politicians with their meaningless thoughts and prayers on social media not doing SHIT as if human life is expendable and worthless (but yet call for action once a woman with an ectopic pregnancy needs an emergency procedure done and wish they can strike her down with eternal damnation).Unless it's a CEO being shot then the shooter's a folk devil.
>>58802840Nuance is hard
>>58802840god I want more of the spoiler text. One wasn't enough
>>58802894inb4 you get struck down by either the CIA or the MossadI guess those stupid empty cubs got buckbroken out of the captcha
>>58802899More like their bots couldn't handle it anymore
>>58800734Autism.
