Game Freak just made you the director of an upcoming Pokémon video game. You're being granted full creative liberties. What direction would you take the next entry in the series?"
Sex with Pokémon
>>58809893First of all, I want to explain to the rest of the world who is missing out what Pokemon is. You'd be surprised, how many people around the world, yes even Japan, know next to nothing about Pokemon and only know about Pikachu. I see old women making iron beads of pink Pikachus and they dunno why a pink Pikachu would be odd. And I feel sad that actually, pink Pokemon for example are badly marketed. In general, Gamefreak needs a director that can better handle how to order to a wider audience better, rather than trying to make one single game that tries to appeal to everyone but appeals to no one. For how big the franchise is, it's pathetic.
utter rotom ban
>>58809893So, first thing, i'll declare everything from gen 6 onward not canon. >Game will be based on adventure and exploration, full of puzzles that needs to be solved with pokemon abilities (not HM) like fire pokemon can ignite things etc.>Plot will be extremely marginal and not shoveled down your throat,>Rival will be just one and wont stalk you every 10 steps you take.>No legendary pokemon involved in the main plot>you can choose your starting town, scaling levels are present but optional>pokemon in the wild actually do something in the overworld, don't spawn in random habitat they dont fit in, hunt, hide, sleep, fly, eat. Rare pokemon must be tracked down to their lairs following their behaviors>some survival aspect to make adventure more immersive like doing campfires when in the wild, sleeping in pokemon center etc to get some bonuses>no stupid battle gimmicks>no stupid ride gimmicks, you ride pokemon that can be ridden by human>no stupid rotom shit, rotom will be a rare pokemon again>seasons are back>weather can change the map>you can speed up the game>you can personalize the adventure, by choosing various modifiers (not only Nuzlocke shit) like only double battles etc>heavy buff and nerf to remove powecreep>new cross gen evos for pokemon that need them>soft reset of the pokedex: cross evos will be put next to their other stages>no more IV>no more shiny charm, shinies are meant to be a rare surpise, not something you can force out>a lot of shinies will be modified instead of those stupid slightly recolors or green/pink abominations>pokemon design are more in line with old gen, no more "akchsually is based on a turd so it's good" or "it is supposed to look goofy and stupid" shit>humans aren't the focus of the game>human design wont be epic zoomiecore or fujocore>competitive will be suppressed, there will be an in game team builder to battle online if you want but it's a jrpg, not a competitive game.only doubt is: 3D or 2D?
>>58810015oh, forgot to write that the game will have a fucking real budget instead of pennies, and GF will be shut down and the game developed by actually competent people
I would make it exactly like normal except insert multiple deniable but obvious references to women having sex with caninelike pokemon and cope lore that makes it normal in universe i would make the story about people marrying pokemon look smalltime
>>58810015>So, first thing, i'll declare everything from gen 6 onward not canon4*
>>58809893Give all the girls huge boobs.Like, take whatever you picture when you think "huge boobs," then double it.
I’d go back to cel-shaded graphics instead of the Pixar-looking shit they’ve been using and speed up menu navigation. I’d also integrate my wife into the games (and contract her designer as the lead character designer) and tell the ESRB/CERO/PEGI to kiss my ass if they complain about her design.
>>58809893My game is Pokemon Legends: Cosmos.>Takes place in Hoenn ~20 years after the events of Emerald >Has a Cinematic Mode (turn based with very flashy move animations) and a Master Mode (ZA combat)>Player options are May’s Son or Brendan’s Daughter, the Professor is Cosmo >Grookey, Litten, and Quaxly as starters>Game starts off in Fallarbor Town, where meteor showers have been increasingly frequent and impactful>This is making Pokemon more aggressive, as well as drawing out Pokemon who wouldn’t normally settle in the Hoenn region>The more you explore, the more you see the meteorites are controlled launches, with some sort of mysterious structure on the moon>With the return of Soaring, you must go into space where you can find the Lunar Pillar, operated by an unaged Cyrus who has been using Jirachi as his weapon of mass destruction>As you encroach, he reveals that he’s gained possession of Groudon, Kyogre, and now the Rayquaza that you delivered to him>As he’s about to destroy you with a meteor, Deoxys emerges to defend you, joining your team in an epic final battle against Cyrus>The final battle causes a huge rift that sends everyone flying>Thanks to Jirachi, you wind up back in Hoenn, but everyone else is gone>Deoxys and the meteor go to the ORAS verse, Cyrus goes to the rainbow rocket verse, and the other legends are somewhere deep in space>For the post game, Anabel shows up to guide you through space, introducing you to Ultra Wormholes, which you must explore to find not only the Hoenn legends but also Ultra Beasts>At the end, a rogue Deoxys separate from the one that helped you shows up and tries to throw you into a closing wormhole, but Anabel sacrifices herself and you’re left in a final boss battle against itBoom, Peak Pokemon
New Pinball game with tables that represent every odd-even gen together, (Gen 1-2 table, Gen 3-4 table, etc.)Standalone Contest game featuring over a hundred Pokemon, with full choreography and trainer/Pokemon customizationMystery Dungeon hub-style MMO with no communication feature to stick it to the pervertsThe main games can go fuck themselves
>>58809893We're making a new pokemon stadium.Full 3d models and animations. Every ability and move rendered and modeled for its own unique animation on every unique pokemon.We're allowing players to transfer their pokemon from earlier games to this new stadium game.You can adjust their levels, move-sets, IVs, and EVs. Your favorite mon will always be your favorite, so now you can truly use them everywhere.The new stadium game includes a new gym badge challenge. Choose your favorite generation of gym leaders to challenge their cast. Each gym leader and subordinate teams are adjusted to your total badge count. Defeat them in any order you want. Mix and match for ultimate replayability. We will include options to toggle game mechanics to align with every generation for custom battles. This will be a viable alternative to legacy game tournaments. We will have a full assortment of mini-games for fun.You will receive prize pokemon for completion bonuses ready and willing to be transported to your favorite game.You want rental pokemon ingame? Fuck it. Take em. We will stock the game with rental options.
>>58809942See, this is why this board userbase will never own a company, not even a post in and there is already some coomer talking about adding sex to a children's game
Battle Revolution 2>story: player is tasked with building a new poketopia after the first one went under>city builder mechanics, you can expand the hub area from a few shacks into a sprawling city and unlock new features/npcs/catchable mons as you progress>big focus on online play, you can create your own gyms and tournaments, battle puzzles, etc. and share them with other players as well as visit other people's cities>can choose between turn based or real-time rulesets>compatible with HOME, but still has a limited pool of mons you can catch in-game (about as many as colo/xd)>online challenges every week or two that reward you rare items and mons (e.g. beat 10 players with a mono-grass team to win ogerpon and an ability capsule)
Full reboot. Remove all the baggage of items and alt forms etc. New region and new roster of pokemon. Focus on polish and making the world feel alive. Pokemon interact with their surroundings, and you can lift up rocks and logs to find bug pokemon and shit. Trainers have acrual schedules and roam the map, and participate in events held throughout the region. Basically I want the life sim aspects and sense of mystery from the first few gens back, but with today's technology
> undoes dexit> retooled giant battle frontier that trades unforgiving punishment for more "real difficulty" i.e that opponents are hand crafted but you will only ever need to beat ten in row> $60 accessory that connects to every to past game to allowing you to unlock all event exclusive content, online exclusive content and alter ivs.> ability change IVs by lower a level 100 Pokemon's level back down to 70> high level rematches> Safari Zone City trial combination where you can run around with your friends in different zones building teams as fast as possible before doing a challenge with them> Rental Battle versus mode> New Secret base style system that feels more like a competent gym/dungeon editor> Point based team building for competitive where point costs go up and down daily based on winrate meaning expensive pokemon that are still OP will get more expensive still until their potential teamates are too weak to carry or they go over the total point maximum and are temporarily banned, and cheap overly efficient Pokémon will become less efficient with time.> triple tag battle> rotation battles return
Pokemon World>All Pokemon>Time cycle is 1:1 with real time and cannot be altered even by editing system time>Pokemon migrate with the seasons and the weather (ex. if you want Larvesta you have to find it on a sunny summer day, it will not spawn on a rainy fall day)>All regions are accessible with expansive sky, sea, and underwater travel adding new layers to the already existing universe>Throw Orre, Oblivia, Almia, Fiore, the Sevii Islands etc in there because why the fuck not>Main gameplay is about opening and operating gyms, you can have one gym per region>Updated PSS that allows you to challenge friends’ or strangers’ gyms>Three battle frontiers, one for singleplayer and one for multiplayer (which can be done with friends or strangers)>Rotating events for mythicals, Megas, etc where lobbies of like 10-20 players battle them all at once>Countless minigames and sidequests to unlock gym customization options>The third battle frontier is for competitive formats, has seasons and the top ranked in seasons will get frontier brain clothing and titles Pokemon World is the forever Pokemon game. It would take like a year of daily playing to complete the dex, and even that is just scratching the surface of the content. Throw in some paid expansions for new regions / Pokemon as they come out to the main series and you’ve got yourself GF’s answer to GTA Online.
>>58810152>the ESRB/CERO/PEGI to kiss my ass if they complain about her design.the rating system won't care because literally nobody on earth thinks of her and everybody here stops thinking of her the moment they stop reading your posts. Her memory will die when you do
>>58809893It's more a managerial thing than anything else. GF are pretty good when it comes to brainstorming things. It's their inability to actually pull it off that's the problem.
>>58809945this, fuck rotom, they're pokemon creatures that cause mischief and battle not watch me wank to lopunny porn on my smartphone
i would add a new type called "poo" and it has smelly type moves that is super effective against girly types like fairy haha :)
>>58809893>éESL
Give me some comfy forests and fields. Rain. Evening and night ambiance. Some ruins and boulders. Dark caves. Customizable hideouts. Finish it off with an underground lake with a mysterious Pokemon that spawns on Friday evenings.Remove whatever this is.And make shiny Pokemon rare again.
>>58810015>So, first thing, i'll declare everything from gen 6 onward not canon.Unfathomably based
>>58809893I make a pokemon game set on the moon
>>58810340Well obviously it wouldn’t be a children’s game anymore
>>58809942fpbp
>>58810015Based. Absolutely based. I kneel.Retcon everything after Gen 6 into the garbage. Also enough with the zoomer/fujo designs. Bring back gender coded clothes. I'm tired of seeing the male MC dressed in drag. Just play the girl.
>>58809893Hard reboot. We're returning to Kanto, and we're starting over.First things first! QoL.>EXP share always on, fuck you grinding is for faggots>Skippable cutscenes with a single button press. Fuck you, I don't want to watch the same thing every time I play the game.>Pokedex no longer shows AREA UNKNOWN for uncatchable wild pokemon. It shows their pre-evolutions instead.>All 151 pokemon are catchable in a single game, including mew.>Trade Evos are replaced with a Link Cable Item. There are exactly 4 in the entire game pre-E4.>the VS seeker returns, if grinding must be in the game let's make it easier.>Important Trainers (Gym Leaders, Rocket Bosses) now scale with your Badge Count.>HMs are replaced with Exploration Key Items that let you use the same abilities. Some pokemon like lapras are also compatible and if you have the right badge and Item you'll ride your pokemon instead or have them perform the action.Next, new content.>New Johto Postgame. You get to fight all 8 Johto gyms 2 years before GSC, with some new and returning faces (i.e. Falkner's dad takes his place).>Beating all 8 Johto Gyms unlocks a second E4 bout with Professor Oak as the last boss, re-implementing the cut battle from RBY.>"National Dex" which is just the Johto Pokemon.>Mount Silver requires catching all of the Pokemon other than Celebi, which is a special Post-post game encounter in the Ilex Forest.>Mount Silver is home to a very high level Shiny Tyranitar with a unique move of some kind as a way to reward exploration and 100% completion. It only spawns if you have every Pokemon in your Dex other than the Johto legendaries>All the JOhto legendaries are obtainable in the postgame, each locked behind an excessively difficult battle to obtain a unique item to reach them. Celebi requires all the others to be caught.>Battle Tower from Crystal returns, with it being a way to farm rare evolution or held items through victories
>>58809893Make a game so bad that the franchise doesn't recover.
>>58811423Bringing back content from FRLG...>The Sevii islands are a post-game area, with access to the rarer Johto mons and some Kanto mons you couldn't catch in the main region>You can play as a boy or a girl, IDC if you're all a bunch of raging homosexuals who love sucking cock, there is zero reason not to have this feature if you want your game to succeed.>The minigames will be present in the sevii islands, updated and improved in terms of quality.>Moltres is still in victory road. Instead, you can catch fire starters in the area, and if you've completed the Kanto Dex you can get a guaranteed shiny charizard that is programmed to be female there.>The daycare in kanto now supports up to two pokemon, and there's still one in the sevii islands, so you can now raise up to 4 pokemon in the daycare at once.And from LGPE...>Mega Evolution returns, with every Kanto and Johto pokemon that lacks a Mega getting one, and some of the more popular mons without a second mega getting one too.From other games...>If you manage to complete the full "national" dex, you unlock a special final quest where you have to stop Team Rocket's botched creation, a Shadow Mewtwo. It can't be caught, but upon defeat it drops an item you can use like the DNA Splicer to shift your Mewtwo from Cerulean Cave from normal to Shadow Mewtwo, to maintain Mega Evolution compatibility.This gives the franchise a chance to start fresh without the baggage of the past 9 gens. It also will slowly re-enable the full national dex as the newer games come out, However the order will be changed:>Kanto>Hoenn>Sinnoh>Johto>Unova>Alola>Kalos>Gallar>PaldeaThis is to allow for Johto and Sinnoh to expand on the Sinjoh ruins and the lore around it and hae the european regions more connected. Alola and Unova are both American, so having them tied into each other also makes sense..
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>>58810254>every odd-even gen togetherSounds awful.
Whatever it would be it wouldn't be a wankfest for Kanto and popular Pokemon outside of gen 1.
>>58809893I'm glad nobody here is in charge of directing pokemon or ever will be
>>58809893dating sim
>>58812780Because gamefreak are doing such a fantastic job I bet
>>58809893> shin megami tensei-like ultra beast spinoff where you're an ultra megalopolis citizen/trainer. apparently self contained. dlc with faller lore, alternate world events, visiting alola etc, more mature overall than pokemon> episodic shadow of the colossus-like pokemon ranger game centered around catching legendaries> prehistoric/remote past hoenn game, you start in sootopolis and the first route is underwater> PMD is back: explorers of sky remake + new game with legends z-a gameplay> pokemon conquest 2 in Galar> Bw3 with a solarpunk/utopia theme (truth + ideals), and you slide between the two black and white timelines> XY2 with south kalos and an actual A legendary> paldea prequel with the actual bullying story described in SV, how team star came to be, and the previous shit principal> legends indigo game with kanto + johto. obviously a years before prequel because noone likes kanto content anymore. get oak and agatha to be the MC's rivals and we're golden
>>58809893rework the tone of the series. the world is not a utopia and pokemon are not friendly. they’re monsters predisposed to aggression and you need a strong bond or a strong backhand to control them. the world is a dangerous place, but you’ll be okay if you and your pokemon love and support each other.
>>58809893Continue what Gamefreak is doing, just spend more money to improve graphics and code.
>>58811132The rough textured version of the model was posted over christmas.
>>58809893>Distant future>Decaying society and moral degeration>They have invented a machine that fuses pokemon allowing you to get new ones>You have to defeat a cult of death and madness worshiping [current legendary mon] >You can also join them later down the story>You get to destroy the world and create a new one by impregnating the false mother goddess pokemon mentioned before>In the new reality all men look normal while all women are anthros.
>>58811391Yup and you tank the company stock for no longer being family friendly. It's not even the losing the power of puritan bucks, but any normie would go wtf and boycot. The controvesry of an official Pokemon game being r18 would be bigger than whatever GTA has ever done.Hard mode, how do you keep the game family friendly, appoved by ESRB as E for everyone and slip a sex with pokemon hint into the lore? And it has to be curren, not some reference to people marrying pokemon or how they did the Froslass story. Those were still too vague and don't mention sex.
>>58809893>Fix Feraligatr's design>Gardevoir is now Female only. All male Gardevoirs are forced to evolve into Gallade>Fennekin line is now Female only>Popplio line is now Female only>Incineroar is now Male only>Other instances of blatant masculine/feminine designs are now male/female only>Replace shit megas with proper designs from scratch, rewamp others that could be a bit better>Take down all the faggot and troon content over the internet>Send ninjas to every single porn artist, no exceptions>Lucario is now female onlyThe last three are especially to piss the faggots off and restore some sanity to the community.
>>58809942Only correct answer
>>58809893Every Pokémon can transferred in early in the story.Over 150 new Pokémon including new cross-gen evos, cross-gen pre-evos and Baby Pokémon.Return of Triple Battles, Rotation Battles and Wonder Launcher.Return of Secret Bases and Pokémon Contests, both the Hoenn kind, made more in-depth and with online multiplayer.Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, Dynamax/Gigantamax and Terastal along with being able to have a Pokémon do all four in one turn.Once per battle, you can choose a Legendary/Mythical that you have to do an overpowered skill, only if you don't have any Legendary/Mythical in your party.You can have a Baby Pokémon be a sort of seventh support Pokémon able to indirectly affect the battle every few turns with exclusive skills to that role, only if you don't have any Baby Pokémon in your party.Many Legendary/Mythical Pokémon are more involved with the story, the villains are working for an evil Legendary/Mythical that you convince to stop and then can catch.Regional dex of around 700.Pokémon Breeding improved to be more wholesome, useful, aligned with the morals of the series and with less nonsensical lore.Pokémon Battles now take place in Battle Environments again, with multiplayer battles not locked to a single one.Your Pokémon can form familial, platonic and romantic relationships with each other which affect some game mechanics like breeding.Being able to pet your Pokémon, seeing them interact with each other, being able to ride them and have them solve puzzles.A good number of minigames, all with online multiplayer, these minigames have various useful rewards, you use your own Pokémon in them different Pokémon not identical gameplay-wise in each minigame.New Trainer Skills and many new Items for battles.Berry farming returns.Wild Pokémon having varied and interesting behaviours.Pokédex Entries now make sense lore-wise, but still kept fun.You can Devolve and Level Down your Pokémon.All Pokémon can now talk like humans.
>>58810166>Grookey, Litten, and Quaxly as startersholy ass. Boxed>Deoxys meteor again>all the focus is on story and not Gameplay. No autonomy on where you are at any time because other characters are constantly imprisoning you placespeak Pokemon? More like peak Notabot
>>58811425Literally impossible. Poketurds have no standards.
>>58815324>RTH
xp share for pokemon in pcs because modern pokemon is just too hard
>>58809893Make it so that nobody can post sh*t threads in /vp/…
first person with guns
>>58810147Seconded.
>>58809942Based KING
All the games should be backwards and forwards compatible, so you can trade across each major game line.
>>58813574>edgeslopBoring.
