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New khyle kino just dropped
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>>58811316
>gardevoir sex
>dawn killing/eating piplup
same crap everytime
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>>58811316
idgi
why is Gardevoir so worried?
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>>58811316
Go back zoomie
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>>58811316
>"kino" porn joke for the fucktillionth time
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i have no idea what the context is but am still repulsed
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>>58811316
Is that a gun under the desk?
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>>58811348
i look like this, say this and do this
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>>58811361
Are you posting from the afterlife?
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>>58811363
i come from a land down under
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>>58811316
She looks like she fucks human men
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>>58811316
she looks like she kills pokephiles
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>>58811378
oh no...he is from Brazil...
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>>58811403
White human men* only
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>>58811433
Delcatty is not in this image
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>>58811403
Who? May? Yeah probably
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>>58811508
May is for making human boys into human men only
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>>58811332
why are you so afraid/bothered by sex?

fucking zoom zoom faggot
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>>58811525
>40 year old millennial defending porn humor
kek, mindbroken by zoomers award.
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>>58811549
calling you a faggot for being a weird unfunny faggot ≠ defending porn humor or being mindbroken

the difference between us is that you're assuming and I'm just calling you out for actually being a fag and a dummy

stop being a faggot AND a retard lol
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>>58811560
>has to write an essay to defend himself
oh no no no...
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>>58811560
>Reddit spacing
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>>58811525
Not him but this artist's gimmick is boring.
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>>58811566
>50 words
>essay
>keeping assuming
anon, please, stop being stupid

also, read a book
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sex!!!!! thats the joke!!!!
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>>58811758
>Read a book you heckin' idiot zoomer chudcel!
ok unc
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>>58811780
so reading is only for millenials and up?

lmao
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>>58811316
funny
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>>58811316
abstract funny
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>>58811433
Nemona is not in this image.
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>>58811760
Hey! Sometimes the joke is violence or terrorism!
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>>58811827
the jokes never get old and repetitive, no way!!!
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>>58811316
Would have been a better pic if it was Kirlia instead of a gardevior.
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>>58811316
Oh, she's holding in a Life Dew.
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>>58811316
>The joke is porn
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>>58811332
>cringe faggot
>>58811525
>based chad.
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>>58811316
I wish he followed these up with actual porn :/
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>>58811920
His stupid zoomer fanbase would condemn him for it
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>>58811920
>>58812082
He does on his patreon or whatever and its all mid as fuck. The implications are hotter than the execution
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>>58811780
>unc
someones having age crisis huh
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>>58811525
>lust provoking image
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>>58811335
The context is porn, the joke is porn, hahaha sexo I'm right?
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>>58811525
no one here is afraid of or bothered by sex
we just hate children who laugh at anything sex related because they found out what it is a week ago (read: you)
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>>58811316
HOLY FUCKING KINO DUDE
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>>58811896
>the joke isn't porn
>don't post
>the joke is porn
>GUYS I AMGENIUS THE JOKE IS LE PORN I WON GIVE ME REDDIT GOLD PLEASE
why are you like that?
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>>58811316
Why wouldn't you just swallow it? It doesn't even taste that bad.
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>>58811549
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>>58811335
Gardevoir was giving Professor Birch a blowjob, then May walked in to show her dad her cool new Pokemon, and Gardevoir had to hide.

Basically the joke is sex.
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>>58811316
#SellKhyleriToWhiteSlavery
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>>58812371
That’s a rather extreme reaction to a funny meme pick anon
You need help
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funny and cute
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>>58812371
that is a perfectly valid reaction to people who produce shitty content
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>>58812371
He is NOT white lmfao
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>>58812386
By that logic the galugs should be reopened soley so that all of Game Freak’s staff can be sent there and worked to death
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>>58812405
based based based
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>>58812182
>>58812362
The joke is that it's not immediately clear what's going on, but the picture tells a story when you think about it and it leads to a small subversion of expectations, which is the point of the joke, it only becomes offensive because of prudish feminist influence.
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>>58811780
The only people who say ‘unc’ are gen alpha, why are you on this website
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>>58812417
May could definitely see that Gardevoir though, the table isn't completely hiding her
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>>58812417
>the picture tells a story when.
A story about sex
>small subversion of expectations, which is the point of the joke
Nobody expects anything but pornography, the joke has been done dozens of times already.
>it only becomes offensive because of prudish feminist influence.
It is not offensive, it's boring and have you seen feminists? They're proud to be whores burning bras and protesting naked.
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>>58812322
>no one here is afraid of or bothered by sex
I am
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gardevoir used helping hand!
gardevoir used draining kiss!
gardevoir used dream eater!
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>>58812417
it is very immediately clear what is going on if you have an IQ over 89
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>>58812417
He's been doing this shit for years and you mental midgets always think you're Sherlock when you figure out the subversion. He's a boring faggot.
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MEMES AND PORN
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>>58812598
you said it again! Dance Bozo! Dance!
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>>58811316
This image would have done numbers on r/animemes back in 2016 haha, upvoted!
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>>58812586
Dream Eater?
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>>58811332
>said the zoomer
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>>58812417
the first few times sure. thank goodness porn addicts exist or this dude would be flipping burgers.
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>>58811316
anti khyle shills are worse than pro khyle shills
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>Safe edgy/horny slop
>””””””””””kino””””””””””
We should’ve gatekept the internet harder, Jesus Christ
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the next Pokémon game should force you to log in your socials so your device explodes if it detects you make ts goyslop
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>>58811316
How short is this guy if a desk's height goes above his waist?
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>>58811324
But he still have his pants on
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>>58811903
>.t zoomer
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>>58812521
Feminoids changes the rules, now sex is BAD because men might like it.
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>>58813510
All the women I know online are sex freaks with weird ass fetishes like cannibalism or vomiting
So no idea what the fuck you are talking about
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>>58811316
I feel like there's always a new artist trying to be edgy and having the same sex joke over and over every single year.
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>>58811316
The Anya pic is still funny.
>Anya is on a School field trip presumably
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JOKE ABOUT MUH HOLOCAUST
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>>58813532
>All the women I know online
Those are men.
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>>58813532
>Anon discovers hypocrisy
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>>58813956
They aren't, I know for a fact
>>58814076
No I don't think that's what it is
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Sometimes I get really upset about something inconsequential, and when that happens I get on here to see what that kind of butthurt looks like from an outsiders perspective.
It never looks good and I end up feeling like a massive autist for getting mad in the first place.
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>>58814227
You when you finally meet up with your online woman friends
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>>58811316
Why doesn't Gardie just swallow and get it over with?
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>>58812546
seek help

you are afraid of one of the most fundamental parts of human existence

that is bad
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>>58811316
It should’ve been Kirlia
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>>58814996
This is the correct position
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>>58812521
>A story about sex
Oh no! How terrible. kys fag
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>>58812521
>They're proud to be whores burning bras and protesting naked.
Real feminism, the feminism that brought us women's suffrage and the age of consent, is anti-sex. Traducks like you have always been, and still are, at the spearhead of feminism.
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>>58815012
Were those by chance founded by jews?
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>>58815016
In a sense, they refer to a jew, at least.
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>>58815047
Pontius Pilate wrote in letters to Caesar that Yeshua of Nazareth was a well built man with fair skin and golden hair.
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>>58811571
Not that anon, but to this day, after my 15-ish years of 4chan while sometimes crossposting on the other site for shit like chinkhelds or Infinite Fusion, I still don't understand where "Reddit spacing" came from.
People don't doublespace on the big R on purpose, it does it automatically. If you doublespace on there, it quadruplespaces.
It's some weird formatting thing a bunch of sites do, and the way to avoid doublespacing on any of those sites is shift+space.
Kinda makes me wonder if "reddit spacing" was a meme started here BY Redditors so they'd go to Reddit and quadruplespace there, thus showing they fell for the prank.

That said, doublespacing all your lines is complete shit regardless, outside of specific niche use cases. (Also the lack of any uppercase letters or punctuation is probably the biggest issue here TBQH.)
I'd honestly suggest most people "reddit spacing" are actually phoneposting (phonespacing?) because the text box on mobile is ass and adding line breaks looks fine in a small text box since it'd break up 40 lines of text on your phone, but then it'd end up being 5 line breaks on six lines of text on a PC.
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>>58815080
"reddit spacing" was originally about the empty line needed after links or qoutes to not break the format, something many forums/imageboards still require but reddit no longer uses and 4chan never did.

But, as always, some people made assumptions and that morphed into a meme. Like how the goblino/amerimutt face was made to represent a hypothetical mix of all the races in America but it's used to represent the average American instead, or how Chad & Stacy were supposed to be derrogatory terms.

It's all a game of Broken Telephone.
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>>58811316
most south east asian coded artist of all time. specifically bred in a lab to make fat 5'3 indonesians fall over laughing
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>>58811316
Haha yet another funny le sex with Gardevoir joke. Haha surprised xhe didn't include the Vaporeon pasta as well in this extremely humorous image.
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>all this seething and kvetching over a funny asex joke
Ooh-wee! when this this board get infested with foids?
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>>58815052
bullshit
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>>58814396
I don't wanna meet those freaks
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>>58812855
it can't swallow and it sounds like cream eater
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>>58811316
>the joke is po-
no, the joke is that this retard does same thing over and over it gets tiresome to see his new drawing with another "subtle context". but what really bugs me is ammount of copycats that want to be like him
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>>58815659
doesn't change the fact that the joke is porn
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>>58815659
>ononononono they laughed at my last meme I will counter meme pretending I am better than the meme that failed
how sad is your life at this point, really.
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>>58813532
those are either mentally ill women or trannies. hope that helps
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>>58815759
All women are mentally ill
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>>58813510
>>58815012
If anything they weaponized sex, if they were as prudish and had the will to abstain they wouldn't push for abortion nor use contraceptives.
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>>58811332
I'm 33 years old and not only do I think sex jokes are fine, I think we should make more of them because it makes the worst parts of society uncomfortable.
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>>58816942
Cool now have them be funny
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>>58816942
>it makes the worst parts of society uncomfortable.
The vast majority of people consume porn and have very weird fetishises, sex is barely taboo nowadays only religious fanatics feel uncomfortable at sex jokes and even they are freaky behind closed doors.
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>>58811332
TPBP
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Autism thread
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>>58817541
You're on 4chan that's every thread
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>>58811354
No, that's the slider for the keyboard tray.
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>>58817483
>only religious fanatics feel uncomfortable at sex jokes and even they are freaky behind closed doors.
And their left-wing mirrors, the cult of social justice. Both extremes are terrified of sex because it's a form of personal expression, and as authoritarian faggots they can't allow that to exist.

>>58817254
Just because you don't have a sense of humor doesn't make them unfunny.
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>>58817742
Minor correction: The left hates sex because a penis penetrating a vagina is a power dynamic, and power dynamics are what the left hates and fears, even though figurehead worship is the left's only religion
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>only left-wingers (aka people I don't like) hates my favorite shitty SEArtist and his totally FUNNY porn jokes
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>>58817887
why the fuck would I give a shit what color or nationality a content creator might happen to be unless they try illegally jumping a border fence at which point they become ICE jurisdiction, not mine?
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>>58813532
Genuine echo chamber my man, the woman I know exclusively online are weird freaks as well, the woman I know IRL are completely well adjusted
This happens because we're creeps as well and we happen to inhabit the "weird" zone of the interwebz
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>>58811316
>Non-white humor Artist
No white man would find this shit funny. This board is filled with third worlders.
I wish every day for the jeet mods to get ran over by a train and get replaced by true white men that will fix this board from the shit eaters.
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>>58817541
It's threads like this, along with the omnipresent waifu threads, that make me wish for the old days. Not the days where these posts and threads didn't exist (those don't exist), but where they were just another slice of the board ecosystem, constantly living under the heel of the sane posters. Nowadays posters like >>58811525 act like they're the most intelligent "people" on the website and it makes this board borderline unusable unless you just hide all their posts.

>>58818595
Unironically the most sane take in the whole thread. What's kinda funny is that it's usually not even non-whites, my IP data suggests Central/Eastern Europeans tend to be the most common coomer posters on /vp/.
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Not surprised
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>>58818595
>Whites are unfunny and sexless

We know.
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>>58818745
I laugh at takes like these because I am constantly reminded that I am right and this board should have never gotten rid of the tagged spoilered NSFW threads.

Everything went down exactly as I said.
Ultimately, all of you who cried about those threads are the reason the board is going to continue to be riddled with teases of sexuality.
Because this is a franchise that constantly teases sexuality.

Cry more, you dickless evangelical fuck. This is the world you chose.
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>Thread is filled with "people" complaining about the few Whites/Christians/White Christians left having the slightest sliver of self respect
Classic!
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>"whites"/christians browsing a pokemon board and getting asshurt over some sfw fanart instead of doing hecking traditional things like chopping wood
Why?
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>>58819169
"SEX BAD!!" has nothing to do with self-respect
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>>58818595
Go post on the Hannah Barbera or the Disney forums for true whitoid humor, get out the Japanese cartoon website.
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>>58818911
>Everything went down exactly as I said
Dumb schizo
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>>58819277
Pokemon is the most sexualized media on planet earth and it is the largest media franchise on earth.
The threads provided an outlet and kept the rest of the board tame as all the “coomposters” stayed inside the containment threads.

With the containment gone. Those same posters WILL walk the line of NSFW on this board again and again and again. The board will be peppered in it because this is a horny franchise and you are on a horny site.
And you will continue to cry and bitch and moan about it on the same site that came up with rule 34.

Fuck off, you do not belong here.
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>>58817878
Irrelevant, they're both a cancer on society as a whole and the world would be better without extremists of any stripe.

>>58817887
Re-read the post you dumb shit for brains, I'm calling both the radical left and alt-right two flavors of the same cancer.
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>>58819209
>Don't agree with my opinion? Go do some strawman instead of complaining!
No thanks, heathen.
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>>58811316
Are gardevoirs even any good at blowjobs? I don't see any reason they would be.
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>>58818911
>this is a franchise that constantly teases sexuality
Not any more than any Disney property. You sound insane, please seek help.
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>>58820196
No special dick-sucking anatomy but they can read your mind/feelings to know exactly how good they're doing and possibly get off to it themselves
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>>58820196
Kirlias are better at them because Kirlias can perform while standing.
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>>58820210
disney is also insanely horny though
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>>58819335
I don't disagree, I just think you are schizo.
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>>58811332
TPBP
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>>58811525
>why don't you like coomer humor

kill yourself, troon.
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>>58816942
millenials are even worse than zoomers.

>>58818595
>This board is filled with third worlders.
I mean yeah, same as /a/ and /vt/. swarthoids ruin everything.

>>58818911
>Because this is a franchise that constantly teases sexuality.
no it fucking doesn't, you coombrained mongoloid.
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>>58820485
>implying
Boomers and Gen X ruined the world for everyone else. They should be made uncomfortable. They should be disgusted. They should be menaced at every opportunity.
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Porn humor isnt funny, but Zoomers clutching their pearls whenever sex gets mentioned or portrayed is still getting kind of tiresome.
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>>58820738
there are no boomers or gen x here. kill yourself.
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It's Gardevoir sick?
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>>58819335
>The board will be peppered in it because this is a horny franchise and you are on a horny site.
What you're describing isn't "horniness," it's soulless indulgence. I don't even feel like I can call some of the threads on here "waifu" threads, they're closer to cults favoring a specific aesthetic than people showing an intimate appreciation for a character.
>Fuck off, you do not belong here.
You guys are such an odd breed; some of you understood how the world changed and why it changed in the ways that it did, while some of you buried your heads in the ground. It's too bad the ones that understood why things have gotten so bad have left long ago, and now your breed is the only one left. I'd spend way more time on this website if it was still populated with the former.
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>>58811332
based
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>>58821011
Yes, from a high fat diet.



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