>"ooooh im so scaared~"
>>58812032>Man approaches with eviler intentions>>58812040>Going to get you too
>>58812325I look like this and do this.
>>58812032*shoves grenade up its asshole*
>>58812032my beloved
Fuck off with your shitty rodent zoophile, it ain't going to fuck you
>>58813285It will never be zoophilia no matter how much you whine and bitch, lolicon.
>>58812032>me proceeding to dynamax the flying electric squirrel creature knowing full well that those evil intentions are about to become even more evil than beforeemolga deserves headpat and kissing correction btw.
>>58813301What if that Emolga just hatched? Would you still?
>>58813326NoI don't like my pokemon recently hatched
>>58813301>B-but Pokemon are not animals guiseThey literally are the Pokemon world equivalent of animals. You just don't want to accept it
>walk up to emolga>press dynamax button>point it to the nearest city and let it wreck havoclittle do you know anon, I have evil intentions as well
>>58813348There are a bunch of sapients living in a forest, hunting each other and stuff. They exist even in Mystery Dungeon timeline. The fact that those savage animalistic pokemon can be recruited and be your party members and live in your house and shop and stuff proves that they are just as sapient as "civilized" PMD pokemon living in villages. You just need to explain how civilization works (and figure out language barrier), then you can have your wife. Alternatively you can just return to monke and live in a forest with your new mate.
>>58813373>Explain how civilization workPokemon are not as smart as humans retards, if you try to talk to it chances are high it won't understand you unless you give them basic commands, stop making shit up to justify your attraction to animals furfag. Also PMD isn't canon, cope zoophile
>>58812040what pokemon is this?
>>58813446>Pokephilia becomes encouraged>Someone from continental region somewhat near Kanto fucks a Noivern>Becomes patient zero for pokerus infection, creating a global pandemic>Humanity becomes superhumanGood end
>>58813365But what if the city has 5 trainers with attitude?
>>58813348I don't accept it because I don't want fucking Nintendogs: Fantasy Edition. I want smart youkai.>>58813389Everyone else does Pokemon better than Gamefreak and I mean EVERYONE! Why is that?
Some day OP will see a real human vagina and suddenly his desire to fuck his pets will vanish
>>58813434Pichu
>Being a kid is beating off to pokegirls>Being an adult is wanting to fuck your pokemon>Being an older adult is wanting the pokemon to train you
>>58813774That Pichu looks… really hot
>>58813729My intention was always for emolga to be corrected one way or another, they're just doing the hard part of the process for me.
>>58813326Pokemon are ready to go right out of the egg. You can pretty much breed one immediately after it’s born.Pokemon are naturally horny.
>>58813822Cute
too much sex
>>58813771Huh... didn't know this guy also posted inside other threads.
>>58812032What's she going to do, electrocute me and violate my broken paralyzed body? Wait...
>>58817107haha
>>58817927Gently hold.
>>58813774she's literally a toddler
>>58817900S E X
I know it tastes like marshmallows
>>58812328*it cums*
