Are you team Iono or Team Canari?
>>58812577>Are you team [Eceleb shill] or team [Streamer hot]?
>>58812577>Goonerslop vs goonerslop So much to choose
>>58812577>annoying character vs annoying character (new)
>>58812577I feel like despite the appearance, Ioo would actually show her belly button in public if she felt like it
I'm team Rape and Murder OP
>>58812577Team Elesa forever.
>>58812577canari shavesiono dontguess who i will choose
>>58812577>would you go with the quirky, cheerful, wealthy and extremely popular spanish girl who loves to play around with her fans and integrates them into her real job while streaming for people all over the world or with the canonically extremely rude and badmouthed ethot so uninvested in her fans that her own grandpa has to roleplay as her while she plays puyopuyo, which nobody even seems to care about other than some frenchies (people so unfaithful their own nation made DNA tests ilegal because their cheating could crumble society)?Why yes, I would crack Canari's head open with a hammer and watch Iono's latest gym trial while her Eelektross eats the body, how could you tell?
>>58812577Both are marketer slop, but Canari mogs Iono at everything except skin color
>>58812824based. ionosquad for the win
Iono was the original, Canari is the cheap imitation
>>58812647There's no way to know if Iono shaves because she doesn't post her nudes online like Canari
>>58812577Team enslave women.
>>58812577Team Neither, they're both garbage
>>58812632if they don't redesign her again for any future trip to unova they're all beyond faggots
>>58812859yk anon, id drew smth, but i feel out of weather. so, uh, the joke is that i fuck iono! and uh, imagine picture with twink and his face covered in ionos pubes
>>58812868>he thinks he's gonna see unova againKEK
>>58812632the first electric woman
>>58812581>Streamer hotShe sure is!
>>58812577I'm team whichever of the two is most likely to sit on my face and use it as her personal seat cushion for her entire streaming session
>>58812577Why wasted time fighting over who is the "best"? Just enjoy both or are you a faggot?
>>58812824Canari is the opposite of Iono in everything, hell, her main ship is yuri while Iono's is hetero.
>>58813473Why do trannies keep shipping these 2? Grusha literally hates her in game
WHAT IN THE SAMHILL HAPPENED TO ELECTRIC SPECIALISTS?! BACK IN MY DAY WE HARDENED SONS A BITCHES TESTED IN THE FIRES OF WAR MAGGOTS! BUT LOOK AT THESE PANSY GIRLS, THEY'RE BUILT LIKE STICKS SON! THEY'RE BUILT LIKE STICKS AND YOU BOYS ARE GAWKING THESE TWIGS LIKE THEY'RE SOME GODDESSES?! FOR SHAME SON, FOR DAMN SHAME! YOU PATHETIC EXCUSES NEED DISCIPLINE, I WANT TO SEE YOU MAGGOTS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME TWENTY REPS THIS MOMENT MAGGOT OR MY FOOT WILL BE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'LL BE FEELING IT FOR A WHOLE MONTH!
>>58813483Because you are a faggot that can't read between lines, also he never said he hates her just that he thinks his old content was better and now she is too advertising obsessed, he NEVER said the word "HATE".
>>58813516Still doesn't mean they are in love, troon.
>>58812577Iono Hype Squad for life
Iono has pale skin, therefore she's more attractive, therefore I want to jack off to her more, therefore she's better
>>58813483>Grusha literally hates her in gameholy shit are you 10yo??? How do you even function in society if this is how you read human interactions
>>58813473shipping is a fucking cancer
The Canari situation is wild
