Why hasn't it gotten anything new for almost 20 years?
they could have made it like a picasso picture,like this rezbit from metroid prime 2, the little balls could have been it's eyes
>>58822479What else do you want him to get? Both of his evolutions are trade evos anyway so i doubt GameFreak will add a new form for it as to not cuck people with no friends
>>58822680I just don't see why it hasn't gotten anything new, considering it is iconic
>>58822479They hate him because he gave a bunch of gooks epileptic seizures.
>>58822479It got to be a phone
>>58822479>All muh Pokédudes require new things!!Hang. You're the problem.
>>58822935you're addicted to 4chan so I think you have your own problems so I can't take advice from someone who has problems
>>58822876what episode is this?
>>58822479Pikachu ruined its reputation forever so it has to suffer
>No future paradox form where the virus was cured and it became the anti-virus itself>No past paradox form where it's simply a duck. Not even an edgelord dinosaur form or a slut; just a pink and blue duck.>No Alolan form that gives it surfer dudebro hair>No Hisuian form... well it wouldn't make sense here so nevermind>No Galarian form where its -Z form is different in some way>No Mega Porygon-Z where the virus takes over and turns -Z into a large filter that's absorbing all nearby data via wi-fi>No Gigantamax Porygon-Z where its body has two rings with orbiting pokeballs, reminiscent of the GTS logo>No convergent form where someone else made their own shoddy software that just continuously improves>No Z mega where it becomes a floating ad that draws you in with hot and sexy Pokegirls (or Pokemon)Porygon gets nothing because it was the scapegoat so that Pikachu didn't get cancelled. 2 and Z were just scraps thrown to appease the few who still liked the virtual duck. I'm honestly fine with that though, because Porygon-Z is easily my favorite normal type.
>>58822969It's from Pokemon masters, which is non canon btw
>>58822479It doesn't have anything to do with the Electric Soldier Porygon controversy, it's because it's accurate to real life. As much as Pokemon insists it's separated itself from our reality, it's arguably more intertwined today than it was in 1996.We made big tech innovations with the internet (Porygon) and then it became accessible and hospitable to a growing, global audience (Porygon2), and then completely stopped progressing beyond that point aside from "the same thing with better hardware."Z's only aged like fine wine as the endpoint of the line, because its behavior now reflects the hallucinatory, barely functional AI slop future we live in, and our lingering sentiments about the possibility of AI becoming truly alive rather than reactionary systems which only function in direct response to queries and inputs.If a new Porygon happens, it'll be when big tech makes another massive leap to justify its existence. Until then, they'll keep putting Rotom in machines because Rotom itself was mutated into a metaphor for Apple branding and smart devices ever since the Rotomdex.
>>58822864Because it's obsolete anonthe other porygons are upgrades
>>58823000Pikafags are a cancer
>>58823013Porygon is not related to the internet though, it's related to graphics. It's why it went from low poly to a smoother model, and then it got corrupted by a virus so you get a glitchy porygon.And it has a lot to do with the controversy. They use rotom eg rotomphone and the rotom glide because Rotom does not have the baggage Porygon has.
>>58822479I can sense it, Porygon will recieve something new soon!
>>58822588dude it's perfect, all the squares are like the 4th dimension and the fact that it's a picture means it's like suspended in "time" sort of like the matrix or something
>>58822479Porygon Z is pretty much a perfect evolution. Why ruin its line?
>>58822479I won't be satisfied until they've made their return in the anime
