What will happens when you lose a pokemon battle?
>>58824065You lose moneys
>>58824065You may also lose your ass-virgin, too
>>58824066I LOSE MONKIES!?
>>58824085Why did Red do this...?
>>58824090Lack of Blue's boibussy, i guess
>>58824065How can the mere addition of a couple eyelashes make a Haunter so attractive
>>58824097Finally someone is asking the important questions
i'd kick that nerd and the shotajeet to the curb and get nasty with that haunter instead holy fuck
>>58824097Ghostgirl supremacy
>>58824065Smart kid, she was clearly looking to suffocate him.
>>58824065>B-but she fucks shotas guiseWhat mental illness causes people to think that?
>>58824617Mommy charm
Shotas
>>58824097It's also the more rounded shape of the eyes.
>>58824065>>58824637>Off-model slopName a more dishonest """fan""" base than Hexfags
>>58824065>>58824637>big breastsNobody in the pokemon world has large mamaries.
>>58824865Lorelei? Ariana? Melony? Orla?
>>58824065I get my balls busted by them for losing to the Alola lolis...
>>58824860Lana's momCynthiaMaySoniaAether employee (F)>>58824865Waht about Meloni or Lorelei? They are bigger than the average.
>>58824887Bold of you to assume any alola girls ever would let you within 400 miles of them
>>58824865>>58824890Ahem
>>58824908Surely at least Lana would? I'm harmless and just want lolidom...
>>58824928>Surely at least Lana wouldNope, sorry if it breaks your gooner fantasies but it's true, no pokegirls ever would want to be with a 4chan user (especially a poster on the most autistic board /vp/) just like how no IRL girls ever want anything to do with you fags
>>58824942As a masochist that's kind of hot too!
>>58824928>Surely at least Lana would?Depends on your strenght build.
>>58824865LoreleiSkylathe ice bitch from gen 3KlaraMelonyDendraBriarKatyCanariOrla (anime)
>>58824884Her name was clearly supposed to be Areola
>>58824983Once again, why would what is basically a celebrity in the Pokemon world want to hang with a literal who 4chan incel? If no IRL women wants you guys, no fictional women would want you either
>>58825011>the ice bitch from gen 3Glacia? She didn't looked very busty to me, she looked old. Not Agatha levels of old, but very mature. Maybe in her early 50s.
>>58824617blame Wicke being a canonical groomer, it one pokehag rapes little boys who's to say others don't
>>58824865>>58825011>Not including Rosa
>>58825116That was something canned in production. Besides, she is too ignored to make even a dent.Just look at her now: "OMG, she fucks babies just out of the cradle!", and people still don't give a shit about her.
>>58825116>CanonicalOnce again, the "she has a husband in his 20s" was scrapped concept documents AKA it doesn't applies to her anymore AKA she doesn't have a husband in her 20s in the final product, sorry if it kills your groomer fantasies but it's true
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>>58825038>All people who use 4chan are one type of personReminder that Matthew Mercer, famous voice actor, voice of fucking Gannondorf, is a channer.
>>58825284Is a shame ZA nerfed Hex. She is pretty as a mature woman.
>>58824065board quality would improve overnight the moment they ban ESL like you, nigger
>>58824860>>58824865>>58825983?
>>58826115Plus her in-game model
>>58826115>>58826117GF only limited her type to 4 appearances, where two look out of place.One is a proper Hex, and the other is a chocolate version. But the other two are an indian and a librarian who just happened to wear a Hex outfit.
>>58826117Huh. There are a lot of fanmade Z-A Hex models online, but Models Resource doesn't have it. Some other ones at least look like it for other sites.
>>58824065>What will happens when you lose a pokemon battle?GIVEME YOURHAT
>>58824065If they don't have money, they should give me items.
>>58824099This.>>58824097How are you the only one asking about the Haunter?
>>58826367Models Resource is probably lacking because generic NPCs in SV and ZA use a "build a character" template, kinda like how most of the generic/minor characters in Zelda's Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom utilize a modified Mii system to design them, so actually producing the desired look for the model likely requires more fuckery than usual.
>>58828079I mean, Haunter is cute, but she is not Hex.
>>58828270She's better. Pokemon > Humans and it's not even close.>WAHH ANIMAL RAPISTI know who you are, I know you're either here for (you)s or a retard, and I will not entertain either form of subhuman filth.
>>58824865multiple female npc models in ZA have really big gazongas, and not just your average "achually she has lemon-size bits" bit actual large breasts
>>58829012t. seething animal fucker
>>58829138t. malding retard who can't separate reality and fictionIt's not just pokemon btw. I'd also fuck hex maniac. I don't control what makes my pp hard I just know that means i find it attractive or sexually pleasurable, and for me that's a wide range of female specimins, none of which include irl children or irl animals.sapient magical creatures with human-like/anthropomorphized (NOT Furry there is a difference, for example the red dog from balto fits this category) features (i.e. glaceon's fat ass)? absolutely.
>>58824097your brain is mush
>>58829138I want to be between these Hexes.
