what the hell am i supposed to say to this

Piplup dodged a fuckin bullet.

>>58827980
By not getting a humiliation ritual Mega Evo

Piplup is reserved for GOOD games, OP.

>>58828068
it really did feel like they chose the most least popular starter trio to sacrifice

>>58828025
SPBP
Can't wait for the KINOmax, toiletgatrtards will have a meltdown

>>58828249
>Can't wait for the KINOmax
Knowing gayfreak Empoleon will get a giant bicorne because
>get it? Hes le napoleon xD

Imagine a world where
>Lugia becomes a boat and Ho-Oh becomes an airplane
>Empoleon dons a big hat like Napoleon and gets giant flipper feet, massive stat boost to Speed and a signature move called Trident Torpedo
>Infernape dons a dougi with a big flame symbol on the front and a fist on the back to subtly indicate its type
>Torterra's tree becomes one big pink flower with a smiley face
This is the world you missed out on...

Well it makes sense, he was exiled