I like him
Me too.
>>58836486Thank you
>>58836479>Johto plush toy garbage
He cute
>>58836479Why is he male only? what's the logical biological and inspirational logic behind this decision?
>>58836479JUST GIVE HIM MORE HP FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK
>>58836479Learned to like him better over the years, but I really like the beta design's weirdness too and I'm still kinda upset it was scrapped.
I like him too
>>58836479For the love of God can we buff triple kick already?
ewwoman thread
ewa faggot
My favorite fighting type
>>58836720why does hitmontop of all things have a majority female fanbase anywayis it because it's shota-esque?
>>58838815Probably
>>58838815I see guys who like him too, but I think most prefer Hitmonlee for the cool factor. Whereas Hitmontop is one of the cutest fighting types so it appeals more to girls.
>>58838815>is it because it's shota-esque?I never really considered the reasons I like him before, but I think you hit the nail on the head.
>>58839351oh, that's an S tier ship
>>58839351holy cute
>>58839317Imagine the smell
>>58840209mamma mia that's a big hitmontop
>>58840131I would lick the sweat off of his body
Hitmonbump
>>58839798There's more where that came from
>>58841735good. These two are healthy and cute and belong together
>>58836479how does he not get dizzy spinning on his head
>>58843553its stabilization probably doesn't involve ear fluid like it does in most vertebrate animals
>>58841735what happens when _he evolves?
>>58844038This scenario would reverse
Cool little dude
>>58836625I'd rather make most pokemon male only to spite the gooners
>>58842459Hits hard in Colosseum but no moves.
>>58845526Wait what? Is thta canon?I knew about the tail but not this
>>58846122
>>58845526lol
>>58836491thippybippy
>>58846128In the TCG is its standing the legs are tucked in, only when it is upside down the legs are longerMeaning >>58848700 this is off
>>58836625Utterly no reason why they should be male-onlyI want a female Hitmonlee
>>58841735aww
>>58836625The Hitmon line are literally based off IRL martial art people IIRC Hitmonchan is Jackie Chan and Hitmonlee is Bruce Lee, dunno who Hitmontop is supposed to be though
>>58848887I accidentally found a super cute one online searching for something else
>>58850243upskirt every time she spins
>>58851414sick art
>>58850243precious
Why does such a cute mon have Intimidate
>>58854088Did you see the spike on his head?He is very scary.
>>58854892>evolving into anything other than pre-split Hitmonchan>I would feel badYou really shouldn't
>>58854857very intimating indeed
He's my favorite. Manages to be cute and cool and is based on a unique fighting style. Why do you like him OP?
>>58856888he's funny
>>58845526>>58846128Did not expect to learn that hitmontop's limbs can also stretch.
>>58849938Joe Top
>>58836647Just give him U-Turn or Parting Shot. Now he's on par with Incin as he'd be the Fake Out Intimidate pivot with Wide Guard.
>>58836479He was my favorite Fighting type up until SV. Still love the guy
If this artist is here you should draw more
>>58865071That's from a local drawfag? Cute
>>58865071who's that pokegirl!
>>58866797Probably an OC, looks good
>>58865646the tail on the bottom left card looks like a penis
>>58849938>he doesn't know
I want to suck Hitmontop's head spike.
>>58836479What a frustrating evolution method for an underwhelming in battle yet cool mon
>>58869616It's okay in battle. It's got decent attack, nice defenses, and in gen 4 it has nice selection of abilities. The real is killer is that it has that evolution method on top of being being the last fighting type you can obtain.
>>58845575>he thinks there aren’t gay male gooners or hetero female goonersOh you sweet summer child
>>58867912No, it doesn't. You wouldn't by chance just have penises on the brain, would you anon?
>>58870894i'll put my penis in your brain
>>58862476Man, that would be great
>>58845575too bad i'm biyou cannot stop me
>>58836479only cucks would ban someone like him
>>58845575Looks like you gottim good
>>58837426This. Making a variant of Triple Kick that's twice as strong is an insult.
>>58856888Where's this from?
>>58877320probably pokespe
>him
Post Hitmontop instead of bumping just for the sake of bumping you fucking FAGGOTS
pmub
>>58884465same
>>58845575Back to being based
>>58886440He be VIBRATING
>>58836479He's ugly
>>58836479it's alright
>>58836479It's not usual to be loved by anyone
>>58838815Yumejos latch on to the strangest pokemon.
>>58889682rude
>>58854892>HitmonchanImagine evolving into a dress-wearing faggot.
>>58846128Why did they turn him into a fat fuck?
gaysexing hitmontop
>>58836625to spite gooners and that's based
>IP count: 3
>>58870533foids and faggots have no business being in gaming
>>58845526>>58846128That is so weird. I've never noticed this and I don't think it's ever been acknowledged.You can tell even the animators aren't sure how Hitmontop's legs are supposed to look.
>>58901060Coloring error in that one.If top is standing, its legs are completely white. It its spinning then the brown part comes out
>>58910359well it is gen6slop
>>58836479I thought he was cool as a kid simply because he was hard to get. Then i actually got him and realised he's shit.
>>58836479raygun has ruined this forever
>>58912166raygun?
>>58845575>t. m Pokémon w/ f trainer gooner
>>58910359>If top is standing, its legs are completely white.Not in the games.
>>58914223He looks sad that he's not spinning on his head anymore
>>58910359When does this happen
>>58836625I'm guessing it was to make them more scarce and then the decision to add ditto near the daycare was made later
>>58836479I wish he could be female.
>>58845526>>58846128>>58901060>>58910359It's actually consistent in the games. Hitmontop keeps his legs short outside of battle (in amie, refresh,camp, etc. and walking in the overworld) and long in battle, not just when he attacks, it's more of a battle stance.If you look closely, you can actually see Hitmontop extend his legs during his Pokeball exiting animation.
>>58904032cool looking wallpaper
>>58921597Wish it would spend more time spinning, but I guess they use shit like Close Combat more now
>>58845575Super based
>>58924220since what, gen 8?
>>58836479This was supposed to be the fighting style that set him apart, but now he barely spends time on his head
>>58920826It's sort of supposed to be in-between so there are a few hints of 'Lee and 'Chan in its design
>>58845575>>58896751Hyper based
>>58836685so the leg does stretch
>>58849938His head looks like one of those mexican hats
I dont like how you can’t move the odd egg one of him unless you remove dizzy punch
I thought that shit just gets removed automatically
>>58934789It's automatic in SV, manual in SS
>>58836479Hes in my top 3I wish he got Drain Punch
>>58836685I want to fuck that pink haired girl
>>58939424lol apparently that's a real characterhttps://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Chigusa
>>58939424Based Fighting specialist enjoyer
>>58845575>>58896751Ultra based
Holy necro
>>58939424>>58939857Even better
>>58939857She is one of the cutest and hottest pokegirls i have ever seen
>>58939857More like that's a cute character
>>58921597look at him gooooo!
>>58921597kinda nice, but still feels bad since I thought of them staying on their heads more often
>>58945084this
>>58836685Problem is it's mostly just regular striking. 'Top is designed to have a unique fighting style where it spins on its head
>>58838815where's it say that
>>58836479
>>58947452awesome, thanks
>>58845575>>58896751Mega based
>>58845575>>58896751even more basedfirst make the furryjeet cry about not belonging on this boardthen about bumping
>>58947452Now that's what ah'm talkin' about
>>58845575sex with malemons
>>58845575Holy based
>>58947452MUCH better
>>58947452That's really how it should be
>>58947452see this is more like it now
>>58836479I also miss him
>>58837426or give it priority lol
>>58947452finally
>>58953762>Triple Kick with priorityThis might actually be fun
>>58954924Hitmontop already has Mach Punch and you're not doing enough damage to break Sturdy or Focus Sash with 10 BP. Just make it Fighting-type Triple Axel.
>>58845575>>58896751Giga based
>>58955039Yeah, that'd fit a lot better
I like her>>58836685>>58836720
>>58838815idk but looks like Chigusa has a majority male fanbase
>>58839351that smugness is cute
>>58874067ban from what
>>58836479hitmonlee better
>>58865071The girl is cute too
>>58920826that looks huge
>>58867912I wish it did, then it could be used to piss people off like with Beartic
>>58849938It's actually Japanese kickboxer Sawamura and boxer Ebihara. Hitmontop's just named after the Brazilian art Capoeira
I want to make babies with Chigusa
>>58961994imagine her expression when holding one of them
>>58961994Would a Fighting specialist give you strong kids
>>58961994Would a Fighting specialist have a firm bouncy ass
I want to make babies with Hitmontop
>>58965305you gonna lay eggs?
>>58964151>>58964510yes.
>>58836685>>58836720Imagine how sweaty she'd be after her workouts
>>58966581Hot
>>58947452he balance
>>58967151he based
>>58966616She'd be really sore too and need massages all over
>>58961739seriously they couldn't have found another martial artist or actor to name it after
>>58968821Johnny Top
>>58836479I saw the poop guy used him in the championships for black and white. Is Hitmontop actually good?
>>58970187Intimidate is good at least
>>58970187It's not too bad
>>58970187This is fine
>>58836479I like him more
>>58836479I like him even more
>>58970187>poop guywho?
>>58836720I like her too
I want to suck Hitmontop's tail.
>>58836479I wish there was enough for both damage and bulk
>>58838077Based
hitmontop will live
>>58838564BASEDBASED BASED BASED
>>58836479there was some nigga that really wanted to fuck him
>>58978163Why are they always so zesty
>>58978509it was a woman surprisingly
>>58978519So that's why people were saying it was popular with them lol
>>58978519or maybe not so surprisingly
>>58836479I like 'im a lot
I like her a lot>>58836685>>58836720
>>58976922There used to be, before EVs
>>58981481Before the dark times. Before EVs.
>oldest thread on the boardlolololol
>>58836479no name in the opthat makes the thread even more based, have a bump
>>58836720me on the right
I used it in Colosseum instead of meditite and while its move pool is pretty limited in that game it revealed to me just how strong triple kick is.See it doubles in power every time but it also stacks the stab every time so its not 10 > 20 > 40 its 15 > 45 > 135. It ended up being the mvp of the run
>>58845575>spiting the gooners means outlawing heterosexualityalmost self aware
>>58845575>>58896751A great hero to this board. Every tear being shed like the one right here makes you even more based each time.
>>58838815When I was a kid I always thought it was a girl (I didn't have the games so I didn't know it was male only)
>>58984002what, because the hat thing looked like hair?
>>58838728Capoeira was funny enough to see in Meet the Fockers
Hitmonsex
>>58947452>>58858634>>58886440>>58921597He's got moves
>>58836479Hitmontop on top of the board
>>58836479nice, welcome to the very top lol
>>58961739Kinda sad that Capoeira is the least effective of those
>>58983307Surprised that wasn't an Umbreon
>>58836479Based Hitmontop at the very top for a while
>>58865071love this one
>>58884465Based as fuck
>>58983440Think it worked differently in earlier gens, I'd need to try it out
I like Hitmontop cause he was really strong in Colosseum
>>58993898I dunno about really but it was good enough easily
>>58989297there used to be a version that was really designed for fighting but that branch died out and only the dance one remained
>>58836685>>58836720It's crazy how so many of these characters of the day end up being really good
>>58996199and really cute
>>58836479I've met several Black dudes in real life who look just like Hitmontop. I'm not joking.
>>58836720She's based enough to get fanart even if she's only in one episode
>>58997239with hats or without?!
>>58836685She's like a proto-Maylene.
>>58997917lol
>>58997997w-w-which was it?!
>>58836685that's one happy smile, kinda weird that the episode was actually more about making your pokemon strong rather than bonding with it
How did this thread survived Pokémon Day
>>58836479It's like the flood of threads was completely forced, almost like it only ever comes from one source
>>58983440There's a reason japs love capoiera even if they have better martial arts traditions. Experienced practitioners can still get some insights even from a complete meme technique
>>58850243Oh wow this is actually not a bad idea!Now I low-key wanna see this done for the other two Hitmons as well. Lol. For Hitmonchan it would be really easy because come on it's already wearing a fucking dress by default anyway. Not sure how this could be done for Hitmonlee though outside of just giving it eyelashes.
>>59000960i agree. i'd like to see more gendered versions of currently only one gender pokemon such as a male jynx, a male combee and salandit evolution, a male chansey, etc
>>59000960only if they clean up the fanbase first
>>58836479I like him a lot
>>59001267>such as a male jynxis there a male equivalent to gyaru in japanese culture
>>58836479I remember really liking him when I was a kid because he looked pretty cool to me. Hitmonlee is still the best as the trio to me but Hitmontop has a charm to him
>>58836625Because he's balanced
>hitmontop isn't a girlwhat hte fuck
>>59002609You serious?
>>59002684Hitmontop is my favorite only because he's such a massive pain in the ass to get so he feels the most rewarding to get.
>>59002822basedwhat are those called, chads?
>>59002822Goddamn those are huge
>>59003342Gyaruo, lit. Gyaru male.
>>58836479same :<
>>58839351>>58841735>>58850243based
>>58947452>>58836479I only just noticed his third leg/tail/counterweight thing. Wtf Lee and chan don't have tails right
>>59004375it was funnier when someone thought it was a dick
>>59002774girl on top is overrated
>>59004375Thought it was the reason for Triple Kick
>>59002822crazy how small her hands are
>>59006934Girls are delicate. They're supposed to be anyway.
>>59006934>>59007557tfw no gf with breasts 5x as big as her hands
>>59002822is one of his hands much bigger than the other
>>59007557how delicate can those gazongas possibly be, they're huge
>>59009512Correction: everything should be delicate except for the tits and hips.
>>59009512>>59009587They're still delicate when played with
Based Hitmontop and Chigusa casually surviving Pokemon Day
>>59010354That's a good point. Either way the hips should be sturdy.
>>59010929With breasts like that, she's really gonna get pounded hard
>>59010858Chigusa is cute and Hitmontop is based enough to make the furry cry
>>59002822those need to be squeezed and milked before they burst
>>59010858Also based for including Chigusa
>>58836685I wish she'd clap like that for me
>>59010858Capoiera is the most powerful martial art
>>59002774that's what makes it based
This is what makes it even more based>>58845575>>58896751
>>58996199As a general rule worse girls will usually get more screentime
>>58836720giwtwm
>>58836479 (OP)I gave my rival in my current run (HGSS) a Tyrogue for a starter to threaten my mono normal team and it evolved into a Top, but even in gen IV it's learnset is so bad that it didn't learn a single fighting move and because it evolved a bit later than it should've it will just spam feint till it dies.I was really hyped when he brought it out for the first time too.Sucks for the little dood. Maybe in the KANTO rival battle it'll have learned CC by then?
>>59019104Samefag but I'd hate to actually be a fan of this mon and have to choose between using an inferior kick move or just slapping brick break on it. Could've at least gave the little shitter some speed to take advantage of rolling kick's good flinch rate.
>>59019104>Signature move is learned at level 19>Evolves at level 20Thank you Game Freak
>>59019104What, you can give 'mons to your rival?
>>58836685>>58836720Why couldn't she have appeared more?!
>>58849938Jimmy Top
>>58836479why do they have clothes?
>>59002885Maybe if you can fix the EVs
>>59022340It's not just for modesty, it's also dangerous to have your balls flopping around
>>59001545only if they castrate anyone who likes female 'mons first
>>58836625breeding was a mistake
>>59025444Not when breeding Chigusa
>>58838564KEK gottim
>>58875579You could say the same thing about a lot of newer moves, really
>>59019104So they only get their level-up movesets?
>>58975092you
>>58836685I need to protect that smile
>>59029434I need to kiss that smile
>>58836685Does she show off her tummy enough?
>>59029434I need to cause that smile
>>58836479I like it when he's spinning on his head rather than standing up
>>58997239it's weird how short a lot of them are, did the a-rabs round up some pygmies as slaves or something
>>59019104>(OP)
>>58919606>make them more scarcethat's fucking sad
>>59032787Could be malnutrition
>>58947452looks comfy that way
>>59034437could be knights
>>58977776Based as fuck
>>59034437fried chicken and watermelons aren't too unhealthy
