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How are new Ditto born?
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>>58837545
imagination magic
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mitosis
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>>58837545
We don't know. Just yet another one of the many failures of Pokémon's breeding system that leads to me treating the entire breeding system and its lore as not canon.

>>58837565
It would be cool if they added interesting ways for Genderless/Gender Unknown Pokémon to reproduce. They won't tho.
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>>58837545
One funky origin I like the idea of is that they sometimes manifest from remnants of Pokemon eggs, basically amounting to a mass of stem-cells that very bluntly demonstrate Pokemon's mutability at its bluntest.
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>>58837545
>How are new Ditto born?
They aren't. They are waste products of failed Mew cloning.
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>>58837617
This was deboonked.
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>>58837617
this. Notice how they only appear in games where mew isn’t dexcut.
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I walk into the grass and one spawns
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>>58837545
Every Ditto that will ever exist was created when the Pokemon world was born just like water molecules.
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>>58837545
Asexual reproduction
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>>58837636
Unironically wasn't.
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Meiosis.
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>>58837572
Because they're not "genderless" you dumb fucking tranny. They're "Gender unknown" because no-one can visually tell males from females. And they don't need to "add interesting ways" for them to breed, because most aren't intended to be bred in-game (babies and legends) and the ones that ARE intended to breed, breed with Ditto (because again, officially they HAVE a gender. It's just not listed if it's male or female, per the in-universe explanation).
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>>58837892
based chad
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>>58837545
Using human volunteers
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>>58837892
Hey retard, Gender unknown doesn’t mean male or female, it means UNKNOWN meaning they have no fucking idea. If something is so alien that it doesn’t breed with known males or females then why assume it mates,

> and the ones that ARE intended to breed with Ditto (because again, officially they HAVE a gender
Bold of you to assume what’s going on involved traditional male female breeding considering even the day care people don’t know what the fuck is going on.

And anyway none of that explains ditto. There is no way to “breed” a Ditto. So saying Ditto has a gender in its untransformed state is fucking retard.
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>>58837645
They aren't around in ZA though
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>>58837636
The fact that it was officially acknowledged unlike literally any other fan theory is basically a smoking gun that the subtext was recognized, and they "deconfirmed" it because they didn't want to make Mew and Mewtwo's lore any darker than it already was by going "haha wow, you guys are clever! yeah that's what ditto's origin is".
Modifying Mew's baby until it was born as Mewtwo is one thing, but then implying Mew went through countless other children who were deformed and experimented on just makes the whole thing unnecessarily edgy. Maybe that would've been kickass in the gen 1 days, but Pokemon is a squeaky clean global franchise for infants, you can't have lore like that be openly promoted or it hurts the brand's image and causes a potential PR controversy when political nutjobs latch onto the thing and draw their own retarded conclusions about how there's a "deeper meaning" behind it that just so happens to tie into their political agenda.
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>>58838905
Schizo moment. Serious paranoid state.

Get help.
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>>58838911
Sorry I'm looking at this from the lens of a multimedia global franchise that panders to children, Anon, but if this kind of thing were acceptable I'd be able to point at the Bluey episode where they talk about eugenics and the kids learn a valuable lesson about how life is disposable in the name of science as long as it makes results eventually.



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