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>Call that pussy The Distortion World because I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out

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>Took that bitch to Cinnabar and she went missing, no one found the body

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>I get so much head they think I'm Dodrio

they call my dick the sinnoh express the way it constantly travels back and forth through a mountain of shit

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>That zaza got me reading Braille with my eyes.

>Those Slowpokes must have used Amnesia, they forgot that I'm him

>>58850051
>Silph Co optics got me seeing shit

>I traded fluids with that bitch, and mine evolved into Alakazam

>My bitch so wet, she scared IGN

>I must be mega Barbaracle the way I keep my bitch's head extremely busy

>The pill got me shadowboxing like my Attack is higher than my Defense and I'm bout to evolve

>>58851322
I chuckled

>Flipped so many bricks they thought I was Stakataka

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>>58852885
>reddit remake
Eugh.

> call that bitch Raichu. I gave her the rock, she grew another tail
> call that bitch Hoopa. I went in her hole, ended up in hyperspace
> I’ve had so much grass, I’m immune to powder
> she must be a PC, I filled the box and she told me I had to release

>I put that bitch in the daycare, so she could kick it with my slimes

legendary thread

>I’m off that Naughty Mint, type of shit so potent it can topple an Indian elephant in two seconds

im reading all of these in his voice, makes it even better