You don't love your pokemon if you caught them with a pokeball.
>>58852461OK. A Luxury Ball would be better for them anyway.
Shut your mouth! Shut up! Shut up! Shut UP! Don't talk like a person, you freak! No real person could talk to Pokémon!
Junichi Masuda years after making BW"Have you ever wondered what it’s like for a Pokemon to be inside of a Pokeball? Kotaku asked this burning question to Junichi Masuda of Game Freak, who is a long-time developer on the series.On that topic, Masuda had this to say: “I think it’s safe to say that it’s very comfortable inside inside of a Pokeball, it’s a very comfortable environment. Maybe the equivalent of a high-end suite room in a fancy hotel.”"Thanks Masuda for making BW shallow for no reason!
>>58852461This was always my conflict with regard to human x Pokemon type relationships. Do you maintain a no capture policy with your Pokemon wife or do you capture them as a formality so that no one else has the opportunity to try and do so and steal them away?
N is right, Pokeballs were created by the Jinn to enslave both Pokemon and Humans. We must rise against our immaterial oppressors, for the material world!
>>58852461What actually makes his "I can talk to Pokémon" power real and not just schizophrenia which got worsened by Ghetsis?
>>58852461fine Nigger if you don't want to battle, then we will FIGHT LIKE MENRAISE YOUR TWIGS SKINNY TWINK
>>58852475And then people say that they're these lame plastic spheres that Pokemon shrink to fit inside. Like that's comfortable. The only way these things can be comfortable is through a simulated environment whether through magic or computerized.
>>58852461dont make me get ghetsis to rape you again
>>58852461I catch everything exclusively with only Pokeballs because different coloured balls triggers my OCD.
>>58852475And then Legends Arceus said that Pokemon can literally shrink themselves to fit into balls, which makes no fucking sense
>>58852995Maybe it's like cats with boxes and Arceus just created Pokemon to feel comfortable in balls
>>58853054>And then Legends Arceus said Its been said decades ago long before legends.
>>58853099Still shit. Should have been left on the cutting room floor.
>>58853094>Nothing to do but look out from a tiny prison where you can barely move>You get thrown and jerked around as your trainer goes about >Where's the food>pee pee poo pooSure. I don't see how this is comfy by any stretch.
>>58852461Then how are we supposed to catch them? Want me to wrestle them?
Should've just said it's some kind of magic and not explain shit.There are people with psychic powers and other shit like the powers people born in the viridian forest get.Could even steal from digimon and invent some bullshit excuse like pokeballs were invented by a genius with psychic powers to digitalize them inside inside it (would also explain the PC better).
>>58852461>BW drops the most dangerous take in Pokémon history (the human-Pokemon relationship is fundamentally unequal and unjust) straight out of the gate>game then spends the rest of its time going "Oh no no no there's nothing wrong here, just look at Plasma being cartoonishly evil, N is a naive sheltered retard only half of his own followers takes seriously">by the next game, the only thing left is "duh be nice to Pokemon" and N going "well, I hope Pokeballs become unnecessary but that's just my opinion don't shoot me"Overrated and disappointing
>>58852461So does aldith love her pokemon more than Cynthia or what then? Does n approve of this naturalistic way of getting food for Seviper
