>Zados
also, an additional link to the official forums would be nice

Is there a squad and can I join?

haha Meowth in both teams every game, so much fun!!

>>58854831
The main squad is called /pug/, you request to join and post your id or name here so the leader will acknowledge you
I don't know how active it is nowadays though

>>58854846
May as well give it a shot since I've been unable to drop this game lately, id is P687LYP, do I need to be online for the invite?

>>58854958
don't think so, unless they've changed something
just submit the request in-game and wait for now

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LAWL

Any of you fags play meowth and want to duo?

>>58855085
>any of you fags want to carry me with the p2w broken of the month I don't want to pay for myself
sorry but when it comes to sluts I have standards

Just call me Lazlow

>>58854738
Are Articuno and Moltres confirmed or is it just copium?

Also, how recicled are they going to be?

>>58855444
>Are Articuno and Moltres confirmed or is it just copium?
confirmed

>Also, how recicled are they going to be?
not sure what you mean, they've never been playable and had whatever attacks when they were bosses. However, you can always guess what their kit will be by looking at league of legends mages since most pokemon are just copy pastes of league champions.

How do you stupid fucks main an Eevee and fail to even get 50% WR.

>invited to 5 stack “for fun”
>team lead queues into the same team who just shit stomped our bitchasses 4 times in a row
Jesus Christ what the fuck no wonder stacks end up with sub 50 win rates you can Q dodge for a reason and losing isn’t fun

>>58856052
You lack the spirit of the warrior. I would queue into them until I won to.

>>58854958
Just let me know whats your username and Ill bring ya in

Can I play with switch friends if I use the bluestacks emulator?

>>58856513
Yes, just keep in mind the slight lag

>>58856513
Supposedly people have gotten banned for playing on emulator, watch out.

>85 mons in the game
>only see the same maybe 20 or so for the majority of matches
Can't remember the last time I saw a Duraludon or Cramorant.

Buzzswole gonna be gaping asses tomorrow

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The patch comes tomorrow, I hope draft gets fixed by then as well, how else we'll play the buffed mons with Glaceon (Let's be honest, she didn't really get nerfs, it was a minor revert after being buffed like usual), Mega Charizard (Actually got buffed), unscathed Mimikyu, unscathed Meowth, unscathed Latias, and Soon to be more OP than usual Buzzwole

Also, there is a mistake they made on Tink's Smack Down Cooldown, it says the cooldown was reduced from 6.5 to 6, but it's always been 6

So, I wonder if they shadowed nerfed Smack Down in one of the last patches or they meant to say 6 to 5? Because if they don't address it and let it go as is, this will will be a useless patchnote as nothing wasn't unless they just revealed they been doing unhanded things in the patches again by mistake (Like during Penetraction Meta, Cinderace was secretly given Penetraction that wasn't mentioned in any of patches in that time until dataminers found out about it and spread the word which resulted in Timi removing the Penetraction from Cinderace then removing it from the rest of the mons who go it after)?

Speaking of Penetraction, I think Dodrio should have been only mon to have, it makes sense with her with playstyle, low damage, very fragile, easily countered, Pokedex, and Drill Peck, it'll give her another niche to be used for, because let's be honest her high movement map control niche has been taken over by other Speedsters who moves faster, do more damage, and can be impactful in teamfights for example Leafeon and Talonflame, and I dare say Sableye might be a better scorer

>>58857619
It's funny and sad, that they have to keep reusing the Christmas Tinkaton in these promo pics because it's the the only holowear she has

penetration meta

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>spam meowth
>stack wins
it's that ez

>>58856326
GrimSpecter

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>>58857619
buzzwole isn't even mid never mind OP, it's ass

GG's m8
Team went 4 attackers so I said "fuck it" and picked a 5th.
8 times outta 10 it just works.

>>58858189
ggs. I misclicked Bitter Blade rather than Psycho Cut so that matched was doomed from early on kek

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>>58858068
Winrate isn't low enough and his playrate is too high..

>retreat to grab a berry
>hoopa portals it the moment i touch it
>head back to fight
>a berry spawns magically beneath the enemy's feet right as they're about to die
wtf fuck me I guess

>enemy team with glaceon and liquidation inteleon
>our speedster is being a petty faggot for no reason and refusing to kill them, just hanging around our side farming and backcapping
awesome I love not being able to play the game cause the enemy just backpedals 5000 yards to safety every interaction and our assassin is just jerkin their dick off

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>>58858485
Life has many portals, Ed-Boy!

>>58858608
Who was your assassin, if it was Dodrio then she's suffering from ptsd

>>58858485
this was a bad omen I should have listened to before continuing to play
literally everything that could possibly go wrong in every single match is happening to me, to the point where all 3 matches I've jungled has had a whole ass duo/trio invade me

>See only 3 enemies the entire match.
>Instant surrender on min 5.
>Out of curiosity check replay.
>Zard Y and Comfey just idling at base, clearly not afk since once a while they walk for a bit and recall.
I don't know what to expect from this game anymore.

>>58858060
Thanks. You're in

>>58858974
Likewise.

>5 game win streak into an 8 game loss streak
Crazy how I still haven’t learned my lesson

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TINKATON IS FINALLY GETTING A NEW SKIN in Pokécafe Remix!

Why is Timi having a hard time on making skins for Tinkaton?
She's looks like a Little Girl just dress her up like a Little Girl, she's no different from dressing Gardevior who looks like a Woman and gets skins that dress her up like a Woman, Tinkaton is just as Human-like as Gardevior, there shouldn't be any difficulty in making skin designs for her

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>>58859256
>Forgot pic

my soft slender and supple girl...

that RealComfyBot is proof that reoprting system is made in china dogshit quality

>>58859653
Why is it always the Comfys?
A month ago, I had to deal with a Comfy named ComeIAttached, who will just AFK in all my games, but it doesn't get kicked because it kept spamming heal and nothing else, a few times the Comfy and another AFK Zoroara will both sit around in base doing nothing with the Comfey being attached and spamming heals on the inch walking AFK Zoroara, another time it was a AFK Charizard with the Comfey

If Comfey is just going to be used for AFKing, they should just remove it or force Comfey off the ally it's attached to after a certain amount of time just to force Comfey players to stop being lazy and play the game

>>58859653
>>58859673
>comfey players went from being bad people to not even being people anymore
lol
Remove this mon from the game.

>>58859256
>>58859259
She and Falinks will forever be in the "Only One Holowear" Club.

Anyone try psyduck yet?

>>58859653
if anything it's proof that the ranking system is dogshit, a literal fucking AFK bot can climb

>>58860439
It’s easier than it was brute without a doubt people who could barely get 1600 on my friends list previously were grinding out 2k+ last season all thru did was make it to where you could grind endlessly as long as you won every so often just a feel good change to make the game more friendly and feel less dead

New patch sucks. It feels like nothing changed.

deep penetration... creamy climaxing...

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>>58861833
https://youtu.be/cvQ2LF3hyuY?si=bAzc_nBuM1WTdXVg

>>58859256
>>58859259

Roster big, but they are probably downsizing on the creative team.

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>Haven't played in a whole month
>Came back today in new patch
>First game as Tinkaton
>My team Snorlax, Chadelure, Pikachu, Garchomp
>Enemy team Gardevior, Scizor, Sylveon, Garchomp, Dragonite
>Choose Ice Hammer/Smack Down
>Completed Triple Stack Items(Attack Weight/ with a Full Moldbreaker
>MVP with 106 score points, 12 kills, 9 assists, and 88 performance score
>94,791 damage, 95,018 taken, and 27,734 recovery (It doesn't look like it but I was clutching in a lot of teamfights with those self heals while reduction their damages with Ice Hammer)
I can really feel the buffs on Ice Hammer, 70% slow is really putting in work, Smack Down has better catching and kiting, and that 40% self heal boost seems to be working as I was able to brawl with Scizor and win

I'm sure Thief is busted with the 40% self heal, but ateast it seems to be usable with Ice Hammer now

But, I'm liking these buffs on Tink

>>58862503
>*Aeos Cookie/Accel Bracer

>tinktranny image
DID NOT READ LMAO

>>58861833
Basically this. Still ran into glaceon vaporeon all night couple more darkrai garchomp and psyduck than normal only saw 1 tink after 20 matches or so

>Play slowbro for the new trainer icon
>Both builds are still broken as shit
Scald still neuters an entire physical team and surf is still surf. Have an entire 10 minutes to decide on who gets the unite move during the 2 minute mark probably winning the game there on the spot
Makes me wonder what kind of subhumans were playing slowbro on my team.

>>58862717
>Scald still neuters an entire physical team
and yet every scaldbro is using it against a team of 4 special attackers or a bunch of mobile split up assholes who won't group up or sit still to actually get burned
I seriously hate scald players

>>58862717
Slowbro is as good as or better than ever still uniting meowth zard or catching a mime before he dances us priceless. I had one wait until blissey united their meowth and then slowbro cucked him insane value would take this any day instead of the vaporeons and blastoise engaging in 3v1s all match I’ve been getting

>pick venu
>aim beam and/or ult in enemy general direction
>win
yes its that easy sistas

loud juicy plapping... splurting... splorching...

>>58860432
Haven't played him in a long time, so I don't know how much of a difference the buffs made, but he's still funny and disruptive.

I sure do love every speedster I get boldly running straight into the frontline instead of actually going around to get the fucking mage shitting on our team
I sure am glad we now have Meowth and Rapidash both being used every match and every single one on my team being impossibly stupid

>>58864621
Ninjas never back down from challenges
Ninjas always charge forward overcoming any obstacles
Ninjas take out any foes in the way
Ninjas never loses

>>58864845
BASED

>ambush 4 of the enemy team at kyogreand get 3 killed and one retreating to base while staying alive
>team decides to chase the 5th guy deep into their side instead of going for kyogre when we're severely behind
>defender and support are just sitting there doing nothing
>lose when enemy gets to respawn and walk back to kyogre for free
these people man

I forgot just how fucking atrociously bad this game is without Draft. I miss it so much.
I'll happily take the 5 minutes of prep just to cancel a match early every 2 matches just to avoid blind picks and keeping new mons in perma ban jail

What a dogshit game, lol. I can't imagine being so obsessed with these stupid animals that you pick this over basically any other MOBA.

smooth shapely and kissable...

>>58865267
I mean, yeah?
The only reason I'm giving it the time of day is because it's Pokemon and the matches, as bad as they can get, are only 10 minutes long.
I'd actually kill someone if I had to endure 30 or 40 minutes of this shit.
If this game dies then so does my interest in any MOBA.

i haven't had a single teammate above 48% winrate today
and the average is much lower

>raise a magikarp into gyarados before 8:50
>they proceed to play very passively and give all further lane EXP to the enemies for free
Fuck.
>eleki time, after a team fight everyone is out of unites except our greninja
>eleki is one foot away from entering the goal and the enemies have like 1 HP left after burning their units to kill us
>greninja left to go score at bottom and gets interrupted anyway
Fuck.
>team loses kyogre to DWEETDOOT because scyther is fucking around 10 feet away from the pit
FUCK

how do all four of you not score with kyogre buff on an outer score jesus christ

Volcarona when?

I have a feeling we're getting a lot of kantoooooooooooo mons this year.. rip

>>58866413
Unless one of them is Jynx (never ever) I do not care.

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>>58865480
>DWEETDOOT

slow sensual strokes...

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dead game and general lol

>>58867950
thanks for the bump

>>58867950
My will to play dwindles with each passing day.

hips of width... plump and perky breasteses...

>losing kyogre to a psyduck auto
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

glaceon and meowth make me seethe to no end

>>58869275
>appears on your screen
>explodes ur entire health bar in one interaction
>is already on the other side of the map before you even died
heh, sorry kidd....

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Im so tired bros

>>58870163
This but I'm the one playing Blastoise because people refuse to pick anything but attackers and speedsters.

scizor needs an emergency nerf
fucking immoral scummy chinese culture

this game makes me hate chinks even more

my gorgeous and radiant girl...

>thread up for almost a week
>not even 100 posts
Man, TiMi/Tencent/TPC really did obliterate the game and by proxy this general.

lmao Chris Heroes now switch to ML bang bang.

this shit game is so dead

>>58871647
Unless Japanese whaling kicks into overdrive I'm legitimately expecting either an EoS announcement or major backpedaling within the year. The December update is the most I've felt a tangible shift in opinion of the game since the gem-locking of new mons for a week (and even then that was dislike but I hardly saw anyone leave the game over it). I live in the middle of Texas and I've never struggled in finding games during prime hours until the turn of the year so it's having a tangible effect on the player count too.
also thank fuck they've cut the captcha down to two "puzzles", that shit was fucking obnoxious

>find a match in 2 seconds
>instantly thrown into a jap lobby with orange ping
Yeah, this game is dead.

my woman of the highest... most creamulous caliber...

Rumor is meowth nerfs tomorrow

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>>58872446
I only played 1 game with him so far. It's broken but the game is not worth playing when there's no draft. It's always the same OP mons every game. Boring.

>>58871653
They probably have endless pockets to keep the game alive if they care to, but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if we see EoS by spring/summer 2027. I think by this winter is possible too but less likely unless they’re just bleeding money but I doubt it

Man, I can never remember the rules for wild pokemon respawn timers. Why isn't this on unite-db?

big floofy swinging ponytail...

Turns out the secret to stacking is to act like you’re not. If I rush the goal for first stack (obviously stacking) everyone goes full aggro and guards the goal with their life but if I make no effort to stack initially and contest mobs and dunk once or twice when I can they more or less ignore it and me

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>>58873716
8:50 birds
8:00 Regidrago
7:20 birds
7:00 Regirock/ice/steel/eleki
2:00 Rayquaza/Groudon/Kyogre

Everything else is based on a minute after getting KOd, but those are the most important.

>tfw your shitass lane partner goes for the singular Baltoy right before either Birdspawn
Every time without fail

now everybody just plays attackers
and i dont blame them
stupid chinks
supports and defenders gets power crept every after patch

>>58874025
attackers are the weakest class and always have been outside of one or two picks per meta, it's just a shitter magnet class for people like (You)
Support and Defenders have consistently been the best especially after score comps got neutered

>>58873953
>Everything else is based on a minute after getting KOd, but those are the most important.
There's some extra rules I'm not sure about, like the timers change depending on whether a goal is broken or not, and sometimes I can kill a bird, and then they'll instantly respawn a new group.

>draft matches are back
Yay!
Things are now slightly more tolerable!

stroking her soft shapelies...

So what the fuck do I do against darkrai exactly he just kind of pops up out of his whack-a-mole holes does damage and leaves again

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>>58874756

>>58874756
you can stand in the spaces between each hole and it can't hit you
its ult is basically worthless with that set

>>58874211
Bees (birds) respawn every minute and a half, so you have 5:50 bees, 4:20, 2:50 if no bees are here. You add +10 seconds when a goal is broken, so 5:50 bees can become 6:00 bees if a goal breaks early.

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>get back into Unite to see what it's like after 2-3 years
>teammates still suck, never group, and hide in bushes while you're engaged 5v4 just to score 60 points in overtime
Nothing's changed huh

>>58874756
Go chase him down and murder him.

>>58875332
No, something has changed. Check how long it takes to unlock a new pokemon

>the bad trio is on my team
Literally nothing worse than this

can I stop fucking getting teams with two or more speedsters on it
it's always an instant loss

>team doesn't jungle
>whatever, go jungle
>get counter jungled by two or more of the enemy team, team doesn't show up, team then steals jungle because "I'm not helping"
This keeps fucking happening. It's like I've been designated in the community as a guy you have to counter jungle or you instantly lose because I can't think of any other reason it would be this magically consistent when my teammates get counter jungled once in a thousand matches

>>58875600
What are you jungling as? Some jungles are more susceptible and prone to invade

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please
ban darkrai
why are you so dead set on picking teams with 4 attackers/speedsters and not getting rid of the permanently invincible ass eating shadow creature that deletes you every interaction

eating her ass...

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>>58876209
Because Darkrai always has his main bitch, Wigglyhoe, nearby him at all times making it hard to ice 'em

>>58876209
>permanently invincible ass eating shadow creature
Really? You're having issues with Shadow Claw/Dark Pulse and not the perma sleep moveset?

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>>58877104
Pulse has been better for a while now and is especially so after the buffs last week, I haven't seen a single Nasty Plot Darkrai in days and I wouldn't be surprised if their usage rates flip next api refresh

Speaking of Darkrai, this is probably the worst the meta has ever been. Not for a lack of balance or the game clearly revolving around one mon, but rather the fact that all the best mons right now are just so non-interactive.
Blastoise puts you in a cutscene. Darkrai just sits in its Dark Pulse and gets to leave to wherever and you can't do anything about it. Glaceon and Inteleon are nuking your entire health bar from a million miles away. The Mega Zards and Meowth just choose somebody to delete with little you can do about it. Both Gyarados have their stupid ass invincible Unites. Mega Lucario will ignore you and flip any objective it wants cause it has permanent Close Combat. Mewtwo Y is still perma kite fuck you. Vaporeon is self-explanatory and the less said about Mimikyu the better.
You just don't get to play the game any more. Nothing ever happens.

>>58877732
I've played for about 2 weeks, got to master in just solo queue, and I can confidently say that this is one of the worst balanced games, well moba wise, I've played.

So many things have invulnerable, you can't get more defense or build around your enemies, and the top mons are so overloaded that they are either banned or picked every single game. Plus the entire game doesn't matter until the kyogre fight. Matchmaking is currently also broken.

No wonder this game gets no attention.

Like I see the same mons every single and even If I were way better, they simply have better abilities/stats/mechanics then the entire roster.

>>58877977
If it makes you feel any worse, this is unironically one of the more "balanced" metas because even though there's so much broken shit there's at least enough broken shit that you always have one available to pick.

>>58877983
Unironically if this game didn't have a leveling feature and was everone levels up at the same time, just a kill to get points and then score it in the goal it would be way better.

Game is essentially a stat check now and you can basically tell if you are gonna lose by the mons. Goals are also lanky as fuck, like why can't I stop someone from early stacking because my autos are too slow lmao.

>>58876270
well that's not very creamy, is it

>>58878627
It is if it's Alcremie's ass.

all parts of my girl are creamy... except her ponytail which is fluffy...

put me back in launch unite where all i had to worry about were hexgar and fagcario

>>58879857
we didn't know how good we had it...

this is the only moba i played where the more I played the more i dont improve.

every fucking time i win the next match will be against 3 players who has been in masters 28 times and has battled for 32k

this is shit game is peak scummy chinese culture.

Every time theres a support or a defender in a team thats not blastoise its an instant loose
experienced it on both sides now
I feel so bad for them they are basically a walking free kill and exp points for ranged attackers.

stupid chinks cant balance this shit game.

thursday throbbing and thrusting...

>>58880060
>>58880068
Its incredibly sad to see that character choice matters more then 90% of skill/maps awareness then ever right now.

It feels genuinely pointless to play anything other then maybe the top 10 mons. They're so overloaded that they outscale even when behind.

Damage is waaaaay too high right now. Burst instantly kills basically anything not blastoise right now, and he in himself is broken.

>>58874114
In a competitive setting where all players are equally skilled sure, but in a solo queue just playing a mon that can solo objectives and has a decent chance at stealing Kyogre is your best chance at winning.

oh boy my first match of the day let's see how it goes
oh boy I did ten times as much damage as my Inteleon and four times as much damage as my CharY jungler however did we lose

>>58881690
>Damage is waaaaay too high right now
Now? it has been for fucking years. The buddy barrier giga nerf and constant power creep buffs made the game unbearably burst very early on in the game, Psycho Absol was the worst time for it since that thing would oneshot even a Defender.

>Blissey CPU is setup to throw games
It literally just farms, auto attack every 2 secs, and never scores while being a walking Aeos Bank

>>58881895
>just playing a mon that can solo objectives and has a decent chance at stealing Kyogre
you're still better off going for a speedster or all-rounder for that, megacario in particular is as bad as launch greedent for ignorant flipping

>in the lead
>get final objective
>teammate still AFK ragequits because they died
>lose by a single score they could easily have stopped
ebin

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>they put the trainer outfit they removed from the battle pass into a treasure chest

Timi here and I hate each and everyone of you. How do make you quit the game for good?

>>58882727
You seem to be doing a pretty good job of that with the rest of the playerbase, so just keep doing you're doing.

>>58882727
thank you timothy for bringing me the creamiest girl of all...

that one stupid japanese chink on the enemy team.
really trying hard to make singlytuff work against my team who has 2 Eevees and a Venusaur.
its was a miserable site to see

wtf do you think is going to happen?
they will shot your pink ass to death before you can even start singing

>All-rounder
>Actually a speedster

>>58882286
Just trying to extract as much money as possible before EoS

Oh yeah, Sirfetch'd is out.
How is it?

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>>58884498
Hon Hon Hon
>Detect and Riposte
>Detect and Riposte
>Detect and Riposte

>>58884498
Pretty basic moveset, I highly doubt people will still play him after his release stats get nerfed.

mmm yes let's pick three cowardly retreating backliners against a double lati team comp so nobody can get in on them and they farm stacks forever veeeery smart

Bro this game is unplayable

fellatio from my fertile female on friday...

SURELY my team won't lose a 4v1 to a level 7 Sirfetch'd in our own jungle ha ha

>match starts
>terrible team comp
>comfey goes to a double claimed lane
>their lane partner immediately dies and leaves them alone
>my partner is just sitting in our goal farming our side and not even bothering to contest
>our jungler is one of those gengar which never leave the lane they gank so jungle rots
I'm not normally an early surrender guy but good god when all the signs are there I am not fucking surprised we got fucking dominated 100-1000

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>playing submission champ to cuck darkrai first pick with submission
>my eldegoss gives me leaf tornado
AAAA I'M SO FUCKING FAST GIVE ME THOSE SQUISHES

my girl's soft squishiness...

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Glaceon?
More like GAYCEON lol.

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>"Durrrr why are they nerfing Scizor it's a total noob killer!!!"
>Scizor has a 34% Ban Rate in the tourney so far post-nerf
hmmmmmmmmm

>>58887908
33% Scyther ban rate 1% Scizor

her moist and grippy depths...

>avoid a huge dunk to break a t1 goal so lucario can stack
>lucario doesn't stack with the dozens of small points around and we get snowballed terribly as they pile on us
>did I make a mistake, was lucario fully stacked already?
>lucario only had 2 stacks at that point
Fuck.

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the lack of creamy trainer artwork is disappointing

>flail is best lax build
This brawly allrounder and overpowered speedster meta is out of hand

>>58889854
Man, would it really be so broken to make Heavy Slam give a boosted auto n use?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kezSmEJ_61U

Going to try picking up a new support, should I try Alcremie or Psyduck?

>Randomly decide to play Pokemon Unite again for a change after a couple of years
>Bully people with Edelgoss, feels good.
>Get a match where someone afk's
>Get a match where I'm left alone in bot lane for some reason
>People keep chasing into the goal in early game
Ah yes, the true MOBA experience of egoistical greed. Was almost nostalgic.

>>58890349
Psyduck is a funny and disruptive little guy.

>>58890380
Yeah, the 10 minute match caps are pretty much the only reason I stick around.

>>58890390
Yeah, that's honestly the best part. When it goes south, the match is usually almsot over anyway. Ironically enough, we almost won the 4v5 match lol.
But I got a pentakill on Edelgoss which was funny.

sunday silky shapeliness...

>>58890313
>dealing with eleki when the other team is ripping kyogre
lol no wonder avalanche never wins
Fucking ranked behavior.

>>58890313
>back cap during the final objective
>lose
Do these niggas ever learn?

>>58891018
Typical speedster behavior.

I don't know how to do the chat mission to get the 30 license journey points (return player)

>>58891127
Post screenshot.

>vs gyarados, mimikyu, umbreon, hoopa, mew
>this retard picks scyther
what was his plan here?

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>>58891023
I must be different, because whenever I play Dodrio or Rapidash, I end up playing Guardian Angel for my laners that I keep forgetting I have Score items and aren't getting my stacks to get stronger which results in hoping the team can stay ahead as I end up being an awkward supporter aka useless Speedster when laning phase ends

Playing a Speedster is hard when you're not a selfish coldhearted prick, because you want help everyone make it to the finish line which could end up with you not making it yourself..

>>58891018
It's my teams fault for engaging in a 4v5, they should have waited for me to score so that the pressure to get Kyogre passes on to the enemy team.
If the enemy team does try to flip Kyogre they should have attacked right after they wasted their abilities on Kyogre.

>>58891272
>3 physical attackers
Sounds like an easy Scizor game, you just unite the mew on sight.

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>>58889416
there's at least one remaining artist

>>58891406
that's what I mean, but he picked scyther instead and could never engage without being instantly deleted
this was a tourney game btw

Is there a more low risk high reward pick than latias? Mewtwo y maybe? I feel like I can just sit back push buttons put up crazy numbers and fly away if I need to

>>58891647
meanwhile I have gotten 5 Latias in a row that are just cowardly sitting on goals contributing absolutely nothing

squeezing... squirting...

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>>58854738
>Been on and off with the game for a long time, more off then on
>Haven't played since Raichu released
>Decide to play for a bit
>Oh Pawmot got added, Imma get him
>Wait why are all the licenses premium currency only?
>Wait, why can't I use my Aeos Coins for anything!?
>WAIT ALL THE POKEMON ARE NOW LOCKED BEHIND A BATTLEPASS AND YOUR FORCED TO GET THEM IN A SPECIFIC ORDER!?
WTF HAPPENED!?

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>>58891937
the death wail of a f2p game

>>58891956
But anons you can always choose to purchase any fighter of your choice!

>>58891956
It's working for Brawl Stars, but you know they have like tons of different ways of getting Brawlers though, so that's the difference

2026 and ninetales players are still trying to blizzard objectives through walls

>>58891956
I think all the shills finally gave up defending it

I feel like I’m the only person that plays cursed items

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>sirfetch'd quest wants me to win a match as two different mons
>haven't won a match in three days
ALSO
>took like five minutes to find the first match of the day
>lose by 1,000 pts
I just wanna kill myself at this point.

massaging my maiden's mammaries on monday...

Can MOBA players please be less suicidal? It's like they can't tell the difference between having 100HP and having 100% HP.

>>58892688
I feel like you're in a bizarro world because 99% of Unite players are cowardly bitches that start running for the hills the moment they take a lick of damage (unless it's time to push an inner goal at 2:30 of course)
nothing pisses me off quite like my lane partners at 90% health that could sit in goal for two seconds to fully heal back up deciding to waste a whole fucking berry to heal a microscopic amount of HP and it happens every two out of three fucking matches

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>>58892409
Just go to Casual turn on CPU or Solo Match and play with bots

>>58892409
>>58893804
You could also do Quick Matches

>>58893139
Mons like Glaceon, you shouldn't allow to chip you down to 90% health as that is a automatic death, same for Leafeon, Espeon..you know what let's just say Eeveelutions will 100-0 you with one hand while the other hand is fingering themselves

>>58893824
Except Vaporeon and Umbreon, they're on the opposite end and are damn near impossible to kill.

smooth and kissable legs...

EOS soon?

Bump

>getting shit-stomped for 8 minutes cuz meowth is an asshole
>enemy team tries to 5-man our bottom tier 2
>they get to cocky and get completely wiped right before kyogre
>win the game right then and there
Feels good to be on the other side of that for once.

>duck and mime over 51% winrates

>>58895891
Also ttar 6th highest winrate bulk meta it is I guess. but hers is probably she’s good into buzzswole and blaze nerfs make it easier on her to exist

what the FUCK did they do to matchmaking every other game im getting a genuine retard who has either totally random or no items and just runs around the map lost its getting really fucking old.

>>58895897

tyranitar is a boy and you’re a fucking fag

>>58895945
so nothing changed

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her creamy caressables...

Sometimes I wonder if unite players know how to tilt their sticks to the left side.
>I just died against them, but now that they've gained a level on us, I'm sure we're gonna win.
It's truly a sight to behold.

calling it now S gg's this urshifu is criminally bad

>>58896671
jesus that must've been so unfun to play against
but to be honest, it seemed urshifu did know what he was doing

>>58896690
also, isn't he a tourneyfag or something? that PEPS clan tag looks familiar

>>58896690
they were mechanically fine but their macro was all over the place, they were just giving you guys objectives for free (whether starting them and making no effort to save CD's for last hit/clear enemies or ignoring teamfights entirely to farm) and inting all our jungle exp
they insta-surrendered the moment they died in your jungle 1v5

>>58896702
yeah I'm watching the replay and I see what you mean now, classic main character syndrome

>get first pick
>take machamp
>team follows by picking 3 more melee mons
>enemy team also has 4 melee mons
>they chose bulky sustain tanks while my team took frail bursty hitters
well that was the least fun match I've had in a long while, the one time my team doesn't want to stack on infinite attackers

man I got over 100 stacks like 4 minutes in from farming the tink and vap then just did not see anybody for most of the match lmao

yup, my team was just farming while me and vappy took on everyone by ourselves at the pit
>>58896965
funny thing is that tink had less than 40 stacks by the end

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So cool.

>>58897272
holy based....

my sultry and silky female...

blissey is so fucking useless wtf
power crept the fuck out

>>58897691
Stop picking the egg moves, schizo.

>>58897691
Still better than comfey by a long shot

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Emergency buffs soon.

imagine being a BUSSY player

>page 10
All enthusiasm for this game has shriveled up and died.

if anyone wants to play, I'll be available for the next several hours
the primary focus is on having fun, winning is secondary

>>58899387
Sure, I can play for a bit.

>>58899422
alright, hang on
code will be this post's number

>>58899427
oh wait, that's for mainline, haven't done this in a while...
code's 20983177
EU server btw

>>58899433
>EU
Oh.
Nevermind, I'm NA.
We'd be lagging horribly.

>>58899435
I've played with NA before and it honestly wasn't that bad, but I understand
should've mentioned this sooner, my bad

>>58899436
I mean, we can try if you're still on.
Can't guarantee it'll be smooth.

Oh, lol
Long time no see.

oh damn, haven't seen you in a while, all is well I hope?

>afker on the first match
What an omen.

>>58899467
yeah, but at least the input delay was barely distinguishable from usual so I'll try tsareena this time

well, it wasn't too bad... despite all the stuns
shame my ult got canceled when it mattered most

>>58899485
Yeah, I was trying to use my Lax ult but got confused by the Sableye before I could and ate shit.

Now THAT was nice.

>>58899521
not really for a chandelure, unfortunately

>>58899524
I tried to keep Talon off of ya, but yeah.

sure feels nice permastunning a mamo

Sweet! [spoilerLiterally[/spoiler]

no idea why he had to flip but sure

Good shit.
I love Tink against a bulky comp like that.

>>58899585
Yeah, he made that way riskier than it had to be.
Also this'll be the last one for me.
Gotta eat.

>>58899595
sure, thanks for the games!

>>58899627
GG's m8!
Good playin' with ya again.

>>58899634
likewise, I think the last time may have been way back in 2021 when we were doing standards with a few others
how time flies

I have a feeling CPU stats are inflated

moisturous rhythmic thrusting...

the supports are powercrept as fug
so fucking useless

>>58900462
Literally skill issue.

A lot of my final stretches have been total flips lately, just everyone in the pit burning it down like it's Zapdos again.

>>58900462
Psyduck is easily the best support. Play him.

>>58901055
Which moveset is best?

>>58900462
powercreep is literally the best thing that can happen for a support in a game like this because it just means enabling broken mons on your team to be even better
supports are and always will be mandatory and are at their most powerful in metas like this one

when will you learn to stop replying to our resident support main schizo, you are wasting your time

I'll never understand what compels bad players to just sit idly by on our side of the map during final objective instead of pushing especially while we're behind
there's nothing worse than being in the bush pre-spawn, ambushing the entire enemy team and getting them down so low a Blissey could 1v5 them yet still losing because my team is just jerking off on our side of the map doing nothing and then losing a 4v5

>pikachu locks in our 3rd attacker and goes volt tackle vs a team of 3 allrounders and 2 defenders
The ride never ends

>>58901898
They were jerking off to Blissey, anon
Please understand
She's so thicc

rotund pinkness...

her sensual secretions...

Hope your games go well today!

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Hang in there bros. Just 3 more weeks until the game is saved with epic Pokemon day announcements.

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>most of the enemy is dead except for charizard
>he uses fire blast on kyogre, but i stun him for like six seconds to keep him from doing anything else
>the burn from fire blast lasts long enough that it secures kyogre despite our team wailing on it and zard being immobilized
This game is ACTUAl BULLSHIT.

>>58904110
can't wait for the epic eos announcement

>>58904110
For our anniversary, here are 3 new extremely busted p2w pokemon to ruin your fun! 2 are megas btw no actually fun new content for you! Also, the map objective is now a random Deoxys form and the form it is in determines your buff after getting it but they're all way worse than Kyogre in terms of bullshit!
Also we removed bans from draft because we felt that players were not having fun when their mains were removed! Have fun!

my fertile female's fine figure...

not yet...

Ranking up is so easy in this game, it's great. It's either
>Win
>Gain points
or
>Lose
>Some fuck spirals and keeps dying
>Someone goes afk as a result
>Points refunded
>+3 for #1 assister, +3 points for #1 defender
>Also gain points

>>58905999
Better that way. Less unnecesary tilt

Is there a roadmap of what mons are coming out?

>>58905999
I sadly almost never get AFKers so I never get the refund points

i keep getting flaillaxes

>>58907458
my condolences
at least ceru secured it but man

smooching her supple legs...

>>58854738
I've only seen evidence for Zapdos, are we sure the other two are coming?

If so will them take the too long to release? Also what roles?

They’re talking about your 100k psyduck game on a discord M

>>58907767
That's cuz their Slowbro was tanking most of the hits.
Also, screenshot?

>>58865403
>I'd actually kill someone if I had to endure 30 or 40 minutes of this shit.
If I wasn't laughing, I'd be crying.

>>58902170
Pikachu literally has no bad moveset, there's literally no situation where I wouldn't be happy with a Pikachu on my team.

>>58908149
how do you even play special attackers? whenever I pick bulbasaur, pikachu or ninetales i feel like I do zero damage unless I have a move to use and im so fucking squishy anyway that jungle gank me in two seconds

or i can just not fight the other team ig and lose?

>>58908172
Stop trying to Auto as a Mage, you only Attack when your Moves are off CD, so avoid fighting until your Moves are Online

That is why Glaceon is commonly played, because she's a Spam Mage with High DPS

>>58908180
400 games as cinderace only set me back huh

>>58908198
Kek, I've had the opposite issue first trying out that thing after spamming mages.
"How am I supposed to deal damage with these moves?!"

>>58908149
NTA but it's about the enemy team comp, not Pikachu itself
Volt Ball is best used for shutting down and deleting squishes especially during a Unite, and because it's a sure-hit that sends Pikachu into close quarters for a bit it's not something you want to use against a bulky melee death ball
ThunThun on the other hand could keep it much safer by poking at range and chipping down the bulk of a team like that, plus is amazing with curse incense if it's a bunch of self-healers
I would def be based if my Pikachu did what anon described

>>58908526
>I would def be based
lmao i meant def be pissed idk how I fucked that up

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I'm getting the duck today. What are the best items for him? Unite-db takes like a whole month to update the item builds.

>>58909422
>implying anyone even has the duck
I've seen like, 5.

>>58909422
scope is mandatory
accel bracer is ideal, it has relatively low cooldowns that want to keep a cycle of its shields going and high ratios so upping both safely is huge gains
third slot is your pick but resonant guard or BB works well with its ability, might work with ass vest too but I'm not sure you'd actually want to take that

her creamulous depths...

>Got the dumbass goo dragon
>Not sure how to play it, but I can try it out in ranked sometimes
>Suddenly draft pick
Wtf, no one warned me about this! And opponents are suddenly competent! Aaaahhh

her big juicy leek...

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>>58909971
>>Suddenly draft pick
They fixed Draft, it's back?

Also for Goodra, Aoes Cookie/Big Root/Focus Band, always make sure to be next to a Bush, never let them lure you away from Bushes unless your team is with you and your Ult is ready, You're a Health Tank always try to keep your Health High, Fighting in Bushes can clutch wins as your Passive might come up at the time you need it most

>>58909974
She's a Futa?!
Like Goodra, huh?

>>58910020
>>They fixed Draft, it's back?
I dunno if it was ever gone. I only came back two weeks ago or so and climbed to master today. I just wanted to bully kids in ranked and suddenly people know what they're doing.

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What the hell? Sirfetch sucks.

>>58910357
I think it's mostly paypiggy skill issue, I've seen some very good ones dominate matches - it seems to not perform very well lategame though which makes it an instant Kyogre thrower in the wrong hands.
Brutal Swing is definitely bad though no arguing there.

creamy clenching and climaxing...

Im so sick of iframes it’s unreal

Been trying the surf duck, feels pretty good, but the passive trigger weirds me out.

>play mewtwo y
>free wins

last for her smooth shapeliness...