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You're about to board an 8-hour flight. Where will you sit?
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>>58857113
Reddit meme repost
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>>58857113
8
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>>58857113
Who let the Chadmie onto the plane
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>>58857115
erm, I got it from @yui_chan_nano on Japanese Twitter actually
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There is no justifiable reason to pick anything other than 2 or 4
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3.
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>>58857113
I won't board the plane if Ivor isn't on it
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>>58857113
12
I bet a flight with them would be hilarious
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>>58857113
>whips out voltorbs
ARCEUS ACKBAR!
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>>58857113
I wanted to pick 11 because Lebanne's braid is sexy, but I'd have to sit with Jacinthe who I absolutely despise so number 4 with Emma it is!
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>>58857113
I'm jumping off the plane
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>>58857113
5! I have a feeling that sitting next to lida would be amazing, could actually ask her about the legend that is tierno, AND would also be planted next to taunie as well, it seems like a very comfy flight so long as I don't end up y'know, getting tickled by cthulhu mega starmie
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>>58857113
Imagine the smell
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If there are any minorities onboard, 7, otherwise 1.
I like freely being able to stand up in the flight and grab stuff from my bag so I don't clutter the seat back, as well as pack it away before landing.
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>>58857113
11 it’s not even close
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>>58857113
>ai slop
Corbeau looks like a woman btw
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>>58857117
Fpbp, choose 8 and grope Canari right in front of that spiteful dyke loser.
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>>58857113
3
>Window seat
>Not directly next to anyone else
It's the objectively correct choice.
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>>58857113
>Sit in Seat 1, have sex with Griselle
>Go to Seat 4, have sex with Emma
>Go to Sea 5, have threesome sex with Taunie and Lida
>Go to Seat 8, have threesome sex with Canari and Gwynn
>Go to Seat 11, have threesome sex with Lebanne and Jacinthe
>Go back to Seat 4, have sex with Emma, marry her
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>>58857113
Where is Naveen? Is he the pilot?

Kill new captcha, behead new captcha, roundhouse kick new captcha into the concrete
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>>58857113
I'd rather sit on the floor than sitting next to hairless monkeys.
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>>58857121
>4
>when 3 lets you have the window and not sit next to anyone
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>>58857216
>and then wake up
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>>58857216
>Go to seat 12, get spitroasted by Phillipe and Corbeau while Emma is forced to watch
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>>58857235
>Then kill myself to experience sweet oblivion once more
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>>58857113
8 then swap with Canari so I can watch them get handsy with each other
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>>58857159
So girls love boys who look like girls/ So working out at the gym only attracts faggots like I thought
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>>58857113
Kick mega starmie off the plane and sit on his seat
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>>58857113
>Twitter thread
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>>58857113
Why is Tarragon nowhere near Canari?
And why is Jacinthe not using Lebanne as her seat?
I have so many questions
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>>58857113
Crashing this plane with no survivors
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>>58857113
6 to suck Tarragon's massive cock
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>>58857113
7 obviously. 6 If the plane is crowded. Ground-type Pokemon are my favorite type. We'd have a really interesting discussion on how to best raise and train Grounnd-type Pokémon while trading battle stories and our favorite strategies.
The flight would go by way to fast.
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am I the only one who wants 5?
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>>58857113
7. I always want the aisle seat on a flight and bonus points that the middle seat is free for extra room.
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>>58857113
Where the fuck is my man Ivor
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>>58857464
Lost his boarding pass and couldn't remember where he left it
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>>58857113
5, Taunie and Lida seem fun and I won't get bored from just one person
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>>58857113
>ai slop
>no Urbain
Not boarding.
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I'm not sitting next to any of the AI slop.
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>>58857250
>How can working on my body impress others/get women to like me?
Focus on yourself, not what you think others want you to be. If you're working out for the sake of getting laid, you will be eternally unhappy with your life.
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>>58857650
>>58857665
>still not getting used to AI
Resistance is futile
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>>58857113
12 and get bred by daddy phillipe while corbe watches
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>>58857113
I don't know who any of these people are except for maid girl and abusive negress. So I guess I will sit in 11 to try and protect maid girl.
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>>58857113
An easy girl, I hope.
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>>58857113
I could do the smart thing and pick 5.
Or, I could do the stupid, insane thing and pick 11.
So 11 it is.
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>>58857117
Fpbp, choose 8 and grope Gwynn right in front of that spiteful streamer thot.
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??? 8 of course, what is wrong with everyone in this thread?
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>>58857113
business class
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>>58857113
4 and offer her the window seat so I can feel her soft suit brush against me if she needs to get up to use the restroom
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12 so I can touch Corbeau.
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>>58858104
but she want to talk to Taunie
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>>58857113
I don't know any of these characters.
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3, I want a windae seat.
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>>58857113
8 and molest gwynn
nah but actually I would go 3 window seat clears
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>>58857113
1 or 7, I only sit aisle.
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>>58857113
2 and it's not even close
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>>58857124
based, let me be to myself
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I'd hope the plane crashes. WITH NO SURVIVORS
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Naveen is the pilot like Snoop Dogg in Soul Plane
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>>58857113
I would sit on 3 or 7,need must respect space of others, also on 7 you could hang out much more with everybody
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I'd choose 5 to be next to Lida (and Taunie in the other side is not too bad either), then proceed to spend the next 8 hours being too shy to interact.
>>58857771
Sauce, sir
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>>58857113
1 and hope Griselle bullies me.
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why do all the women have the same face
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>>58858710
because it's AI, and it's not even just the women that got hit with it
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>>58858624
those 2 aren't going to allow you to be shy
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3, Giselle is hot but would be a cunt, Taunie is nice but not worth being kicked by Starmie. 3 lets me look outside and talk with Emma.
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>>58857113
4, 5 and 11. though if I had to pick between those three, im picking 4. I will not miss my chance to sit next to Emma's perfect body.
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>>58858624
Based and true. Id honestly be the same and would probably take glances at their legs. Though if its an 8 hour flight, at some point im bound to talk to them.

also sauce? thought it was official for a second
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>>58857113
Obviously 11
Double handjob sounds like fun
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>>58857113
2. Perfectly situated to shoot that bitch in the back of the head before running for the exit. Starmie is the only character close enough to stop me and he wouldn't.
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>>58859092
Starmie would probably high five you on the way out desu
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>>58857113
8 looks like it'd be a fun time, so that one.
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8. Ignoring the vgooner while sliding my hand up Gwynn's sex and massaging
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>>58857113
>>58857464
I would sit next to Ivor and smell his armpit and feet when he's asleep.
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>>58857113
11 and be extremely rude to the pink bitch and protect lebanne from her and then carry lebanne off the bus at my stop
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>>58859149
ew
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>>58857134
Why do you hate Jacinthe?
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>>58857113
3, because it gives me space to myself with 4 being empty and I'm near one of the more sane people on the plane.
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>>58857113
3 for window and gramps to talk to
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>>58857113
Easily 2
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>>58857113
3. Window seat plus I can check out her thighs
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>>58857354
BASED
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>>58857113
Unironically, i think the old gramps would be the least obnoxious to talk to. All the girls, except maybe the ghost bitch have their own flavor of being completely insufferable on a flight.
Sitting next to the shitbull at nr 12 is a hard pass.
The 2nd best alternative would be nr 3 by the window.
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>>58859563
I've never seen a single person ever abbreviate number as nr
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>>58857113
7. I figure the old guy might get lonely. Otherwise 3 for the window.
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>>58857771
>seriously thought the Basic Badge was a pregnancy test for a minute
I should go touch grass.
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>>58857771
I don't get this logic. If they can't get the badges legitly, especially the first one what do they expect to do when they get to the Elite 4. Or hell, just any Gym Leader who isn't attracted to them
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>>58857113
stupid ai slop meme
>>58857117
Canari will be cool with you and dickride you (in the figurative sense, perhaps literal), while Gwynn will uncomfortably glare at you with sheer hate and envy.

5 will remain besr
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>>58859563
>shitbull
What?
>>58859572
He's probably German
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>>58859613
I thought so too lol
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>>58859197
She's a slave master
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>>58857113
I could go with either 5 or 8. Sitting between two friends at least forces some interactions throughout 8 hours. I fear 4, past Emma, might just result in an uneventful flight where she would rather chat with Taunie than me.
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>>58860650
What about 2 ? I wonder why people picked him
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>>58860661
>asshole who pokespreads
No thanks
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>>58860670
Jej
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>>58857113
3
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>>58857113
3-4 and 5 ARE BETTER.
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>>58861210
Better generations than the ones Kalos is part of? Hell yes.
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>>58857113
>1 through 8
>11 and 12
What the hell happened to seats 9 and 10?
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>>58857125
based
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https://youtu.be/9RPOG1cZvVE?si=IMjOc9AQ7IWomGwj&t=123
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AI-slop, disregard OP's retardedness
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>>58861922
Shut up, tourist
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>>58857113
8
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>>58857113
4
5 and 6 as runner ups
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>>58857113
11 so I can constantly fart between two women and blame the old guy behind me.
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>>58857113
7 so I can get surrounded by hot brown girls
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>>58862334
>tarragon
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>>58862334
If Tarragon were to do a show where he masturbates for an audience using the Canari avatar, would the avatar have a dick?
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>>58857113
3 is the best spot
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>>58857113
Depends. Is Emma just tanned or is she brown?
If she's just tanned I'll lay down on 3 and 4 and rest my head on her lap.
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>>58857124
This
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>>58863012
shes brown
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>>58858624
SEX
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>>58857113
3/4, Emma needs more room for that fat ASS & even more for the sweet lovin of it

Otherwise a coinflip on 5 or 8, wouldn't complain for either
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>>58857113
3 is the only window seat, so that.
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>>58857113
4
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>>58857113
>AI generated Mega Starmie has more difference on its design than the official Mega
lol
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>>58863479
brain rotted



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