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This piece of shit pokemon and its popularity is the reason why all starters are furry jobmons now
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>>58861105
You mean Blaziken?
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>>58861105
Gonna cry about it? feralfaggot dogfucker
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>>58861105
>they made more designs that were actually successful instead of more samurotts and emboars? NOOOOO THIS IS BAD FOR SOME REASON
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>>58861116
>Most popular
>Zoroark
It couldn't even hold a candle against Chandelure in its own region, and against many other mons from other regions.
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>>58861124
>Event pokemon couldn't go against other pokemon that can be found normally
You don't fucking say? dipshit
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>>58861110
fpbp
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>>58861110
>Gen 3
Blaziken (character)
Swampert (pocket monster)
Sceptile (pocket monster)
>Gen 4
Infernape (character)
Empoleon (character)
Torterra (pocket monster)
>gen 5
Emboar (character)
Samurott (borderline)
Serperior ( borderline)
>gen 6
Delphox (character)
Greninja (character)
Chesnaught (character)
>gen 7
Incineroar (character)
Primarina (character)
Decidueye (character)
>gen 8
Cinderace (character)
Inteleon (character)
Rillaboom (character) <— could’ve been a grass gorilla monster but forced to be a drummer
>gen 9
Skeledirge (character) <— could’ve been a fire gator monster but forced to be a bald singing clown
Quaquaval (character)
Meowscarada (character) <— only other starter that’s more annoying and ugly than SHITinja
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>>58861105
Cry
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>>58861127
Glad we agree then.
So why is it in the picture in the first place? Replace with Blaziken then lmfao
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>>58861132
>could’ve been a grass gorilla monster
Boring cartoon animals aren't monsters
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>>58861116
Only gardevoir Lucario greninja and infernape are popular and the latter two are barely anthro
Zoruark flopped precisely because they tried to pander to mommyfags in its movie (also they made it impossible to get in its own Gen). It flopped so badly it got regional replaced, which is far more successful due to being portrayed more feral
Ceruledge is flavor of the month
No one care about zero aura despite that faggot getting a mega
Everyone except furries and perverts prefers to croc to the cat
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>>58861127
why are you mad
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>>58861116
pokephiles can’t think of any other metric than porn since they’re repulsive kissless social rejects
pokemon should look like pocket MONSTERS, not cartoon characters for furfags to further stain this fandom with MEMES AND PORN.
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>>58861105
How is a ninja frog a character? It’s pretty much just a sneaky anthropomorphic frog, and we’ve had anthropomorphic pokemon since Gen 1
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>>58861140
>it flopped despite being the second most popular unovamon
lol
>Flavor of the month
Keep saying it dude and maybe one day i'll be true
>No one cares about zero aura
And no one cares what americunts think
>Everyone except [90% of the pokemon fanbase] prefers to croc to the cat
lmao
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>>58861152
It’s literally a ninja but as a frog, its entire existence is just to do ninja shit but with a water theme. it’s different from something like Gardevoir which looks like NOTHING, just a vaguely onion-looking alien.
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>>58861150
>pokemon should look like pocket MONSTERS, not cartoon characters for furfags to further stain this fandom with MEMES AND PORN.
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>>58861162
Blaziken is the only popular one there and is a chicken monster. Everyone complaining about it here is coping.
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>>58861162
>fox mage
>wrestler tiger
>kickboxing chicken
not fucking comparable to a wendigo, it’s just a fucking animal + job + element made to stand on two feet to appease furfags like you.
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>>58861168
Retarded zoomerfaggots like you thinking furries invented the concept of anthromorphism will never be not funny and sad
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>>58861159
How is that different than something like Typhlosion which is a volcano badger? Or Empoleon, which is just an emperor themed penguin?
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>>58861168
>Labyrinth guard bull
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>Humanoid monsters in mythology
Uuh monsters idk
>Humanoid monsters in games
OMG FURRY REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>58861177
>Typhlosion
A volcano isn’t job or a person. You might as well bitch about Magcargo or Torkoal, you disingenuous cunt.
>Empoleon
It’s literally short for “Emperor Napoleon” and looks like him, you fucking moron.
>>58861172
>if u disagree wif me ur a zoomzoom!!
your input is as worthless as the shit you took this morning
you are possessed by your porn addiction and unironically think the # of smut = popularity, because your brain has been so fried by it that you can’t operate on any other logic.
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>>58861198
>>if u disagree wif me ur a zoomzoom!!
Only a zoomzoom faggot retard would think furries invented anthromorphism yes
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>>58861177
to be fair, volcano is not a job (but i wish it was)
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>>58861138
Most pokemon are just cartoon animals
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>Animal head
>Human bodies
A furry invented these according to /vp/
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>>58861205
or perhaps furries existed for longer than we thought
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>>58861205
/vp/edos would unironically say "Yes"
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>>58861138
meanwhile, you go crazy for mascot characters masquerading as pokemon because they make your microscopic dick hard.
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>>58861227
if porn and other men's dicks is the only thing you think about then that's more of a your problem
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>>58861232
not a real argument, and your porn addiction isn’t a real personality.
I suggest you judge pokemon based on their quality as pocket MONSTERS, not their quantity of furry porn.
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>>58861239
Newsflash, you dumb little bastard, a bipedal human-sized creature IS in fact a monster. That they're all affected by pokéballs in their universe in fact makes them POCKET MONSTERS. Sorry you missed Pokémania, but they were leaning into the more sexual aspects of pokémon from the get-go, had progressed to showing pokémon horny for humans by Gen 2 and by Gen 3 flat-out wrote a movie around an interspecies romance (which they they canonised and set up as the MC of the long-running anime's endgoal). You lost this culture war before you started.
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>>58861116
Gays are 1% of world population and they are the loudest fanbase
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>>58861239
if they're popular then they have good pocket monster quality, simple as
unless you have some official objective pocket monster design element list to make real arguments with
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>>58861205
>Allah destroyed furfags in the past
>he's destroying them now by giving them suicidal thoughts all the time and inability to reproduce by making them rejected by every society
>Japan is having a population crisis
>White people (known for raping dogs) are declining too
Thanks, Allah
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>>58861307
why is Allah increasing the Indians?
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>>58861315
Allah is killing Indians with their own trains lol
Fuckers just breed like rats.
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>>58861200
Ninja isn’t a job either thobeit
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>>58861344
It is, in the jrpg scene
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>>58861124
>le flopped meme
It's the second most popular unovamon.
>i-it's only second!
So i guess Gardevoir, Infernape and Zeraora flopped, then.
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>>58861110
>The first jobmon and furryfaggot starter
Gen 3 was a mistake
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>>58861344
It WAS a job, but they were called shinobi.
They didn't even bothered with dark clothes or hidden techniques.
Back then ninjas were the equivalent of "information moles" that the japanese had. They served under a ninja or a lord, and mostly worked or lived as peasants while stealing information about enemy clans.
The whole dark clothes thing come from japanese plays where men dressed all black to not take spotlight from the show.
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>>58861105
I'm sorry but after finally completing a pkm X playthrough I can't hate Greninja, his moves, animations, and the contrast between his serious battle pose and how goofy he looks in Poke-ammie it's just too much to not love.
Also his move pool is decently varied and you can play him as a physical or a special attacker.
He's just a fun Pokemon all around.
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>>58861110
You might as well call Feraligatr a fucking jobmon if you think Blaziken is one.
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>>58861116
>zoroblud think he’s part of the crew
lel
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>>58861381
>second most popular unovamon
that’s like being in second place at the special ed olympic
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>>58861165
contrarians don't matter
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>>58861117
>more samurotts and emboars
You mean designs that received deserved love this decade?
You're likely a Snivycuck lmao
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>furry
Greninja looks more like a frog monster than Poliwrath bro.
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At this point I wish they'd scrap making new starters every gen and just let you pick from the ones currently available + Pikachu + Eevee
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>>58861602
>regional replacement and za memega form
>love
LMAO
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>>58861577
This poll was made after Embort got a mega btw
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>>58861138
Correct, that's why he said it should be a gorilla monster and not some cartoon drummer from a kids show
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>>58861417
You like a cartoon character, not a pokemon.
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>>58862212
>just don't make new pokemon!
so they should just make new legends games then
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>>58861138
Rowlet is a boring cartoon animal yet is more popular than almost every single thing on that list. M-muh cartoon monsters? Yeah fucking right, you guys live in fantasy land.
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>>58861116
>>58861105
i have fat jobmon fatigue
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>>58861162
this guy will look you straight in the eye and tell you there are three monsters in this image btw
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>>58862572
Left is a monster, middle is a waifu, right is a cartoon animal
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>>58862572
It's almost like pokemon has a different style
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>>58862572
>Humanoid deer
How is that any different from humanoid bull
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>>58862572
>if it's cartoony then it's not a monster
i guess NOT a single pokemon ever created is actually a monster just because gamefreak deliberately choose the option of drawing cool things like dragons and kaijus with an obese manlet body and scrawny T-rex arms with little wings i guess they're not monsters anymore since they're in cartoon anime style
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>>58862572
‘member when pokephiles lost their marbles over the pic-related fakemon, Faunazon? this is how truly lost the fandom is.
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>>58861116
All of them are kino.
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>>58861116
Literally none of the rest are on Lucario and Greninja’s level. Actually, does Charizard count as a cartoon animal? Are cartoon dragons equivalent to cartoon animals?
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>>58862775
fire-breathing dragon isn’t a job like the ninja frog, nor is it a furry design like the furry anubis or failed shillmon disguise fox or the ugly jester cat.
closest things to what you accuse Charizard of are Rillaboom and Skeledirge, maybe Serperior.
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>>58862782
Serperior maybe, Rillaboom and Skeledirge are jobmons
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>>58862769
Nope
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>>58862782
So… Charizard IS a cartoon animal?
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>>58861602
>trying to turn unovachads against each other
i shiggy diggy
that’s clearly an asshurt sperm you’re replying too
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>>58861138
neither are cereal mascots.
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>>58864026
>Cereal mascots invented anthro animals
Your IQ is lower than zero
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>>58864035
>Say that cereal mascots (anthro animals) aren't monsters
>Somehow equates this to me saying that cereal mascots invented anthro animals.
Supreme retardery on your end chief.
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>>58861105
Nothing wrong with jobmons
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>>58864053
>Doesn't point out where i'm wrong
Typical feralfaggot with low IQ
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>>58864060
brainlet take
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>>58864067
>Illiterate
You have my pity you sad strange creature.
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>>58864078
>No counter argument
i accept your concession
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I have fat jobmon fatigue
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>>58864075
You lost
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>>58864060
true Kanto had jobmons so it can't be bad
>>58864084
are the fat jobmons in the room with us right now?
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>>58864084
I have furrybait fatigue
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>>58864084
Are Emboar and Samurott jobmon?
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>>58864281
Cartoon characters
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>>58864271
furrybait franchise deal with it
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>>58861105
Nah, it's this SHIT EATING FAGGOT DOG's fault. Been industry plant'd all over this franchise since 2006 & slowly but surely turning a fun monster battler into this wretched grooming hub for aspiring zoophiles.

You know it to be true, I'd say kill it but we're already a decade too late...
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>>58861138
>Raticate isn't a cartoon animal
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>>58861468
Blaziken is based on a capoeira fighter
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>>58864644
you’re thinking of Hitmontop, the mega uses muay thai



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