GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! EMBOAR becomes ZHANG FEI! A very powerful and respected warrior from one of the most famous works of fiction?! And MEGANIUM get enwreathed in the grandest of flowers and becomes a SOL CANNON?! STIFFEN THE CROBATS!!!! And even though the PLA starters didn't get Mega wegas, they got a coolarooni cousins? TYPHLOSION'S cousin is a Onmyoji!!!!? And DECIDUEYE'S cousin is a RONIN????! And Samurott's cousin is FREAKING NOBUNAGAAA?!!!!!!!!??? Meanwhile My supa dupa ultimate formerino is.... becoming SKIBIDI TOILET!!!!!? And being confirmed to be weaker than my own baby-aby? Welperooo!What can I say? What else CAN be said?except..YABBA DABBA DOO!
you stupid faggots made it grow on me through exposure alone
>>58862556That right foot is detached from the leg.
>>58862562wtf I hate skibidi-gatr now
>>58862556I don’t believe you.
>>58862579What the schizo?
>>58862556>That right leg This shit is an atrocity
>>58862579seething
>>58862579>shrinks into a corn cob
>>58862579>deleted Kek
Genesect-sama, please spare me- ACK!!!
>>58862579are all johtofags like this?
>>58862531>TYPHLOSION'S cousin is a Onmyoji!!!!?He's a pedophile, actually.
>>58863592One could take a glimpse at feraligayturd alone and come to conclusion he's a pedo.
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>>58862531>And being confirmed to be weaker than my own baby-aby?It has suboptimal structure for biting than Totodile. That doesn't mean it's jaw muscles don't make up for it. It's obviously not fucking weaker than Totodile.
>>58864575Totodile has retard strength but Feraligatr is otherwise stronger overall.
>>58864575That’s wrong, croc (and gators, and caimans I believe) biting strength is entirely determined by their size. But it’s not like Mega Feraligatr’s mechanics makes any sense in the first place, I guess.
>>58862556thats the power of the dragon type effect that made you like it anon!
>>58864604Either way, Mega Feraligatr is retarded and the whole point about Totodile having stronger bites is slander.
>>58864620I agree.
>>58864620totodile as had a stronger jaw than feraligatr since gs came out unc. you would know if you actually cared about the line.
>>58865306No way
>>58863592onmyoji and pedophile aren't mutually exclusive, even if that fairy tale were true it would change nothing. also assuming that photograph is real, nothing in it implies pedophilia. Hisuian Typhlosion gains nothing from sex with a human girl. An evil Hisuian Typhlosion would merely summon its wisp demons to slowly burn her alive, then trap her soul in its fiery magatama and slowly burn it until it completely disappears; any trace of the girl's conscious completely gone forever with no chance of reincarnation or afterlife.come to think of it, who the fuck took that photo?
>>58863592>>58864104meganium won so hard
>>58862531>>58862556>>58865306>>58866200
>>58866206Meganium has had the prize of worst starter in the entire series for a while. All three of them lost hard.>boohoo AIAI trains on and searches public data. It would not say this if it weren't the general opinion.
>>58862556>You faggots made me love the taste of shit from how much you make fun of shit-eaters! Feeling sorry yet?
>>58866381>johto irrelevant, Johto's efectively gone from the franchsie, For all intents and purposes, Meganium's not a Johto starter, its a Lumiose starter and a shillmon. It just got its mega so it will take a while for the internet to catch up and realize its not a worst starter anymore
>>58863592>Is that Johtoface bro?
>>58862531>GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLYwhat the fuck is that from?it was something like maggie and the big monsterholy fuck what the hell is it from? its one of those fever dream phrases that bring up bad memories.
>>58867473Maggie and the ferocious beast, but people had said it long before that
>>58866221Kek
dbspics are the most unfunny tryhard faggots on this subreddit
>>58862562wait wtf there is something wrong with one of the legs
>>58869039oh wait did they use AI to remove the text? that area is covered in the actual card