Which plane seat are you picking?
This meme sucks
>>588679916 has the best arm rests
>>588679917>9>4>the rest
>No MarleyNah nigga
>>588679914 for whitney
>>588679916
i'm the pilot in the cockpit about to fly the plane into the tin tower
>>588679917. May and Dawn are the best companions.>>58868037They shitposterproofed this flight.
5
>>58868076>The Tin Tower
>>58868080>shitposterproofed>Serenathey didn't try hard enough
where is lana
>>588679911, obviously
>>588679917 7 7 777 ASS PUSSY SPATS SKIRTS BREASTS SEX SEX
>>58867991>flies plane into the silph co. tower in saffron city
>>58867991I feel so bad for the poor faggot who gets stuck on 8. 3. Elesa is my favorite girl from Unova and Skyla has giant fucking titties that I wouldn't mind resting my eyes on.
>>58868208>I feel so bad for the poor faggot who gets stuck on 8.Hey, maybe you'll get invited onto a stream of "who can make anon cum first"
>>58868213If some zoomer vgooner managed to make me cum I'd just fucking end myself Just throw me off the plane
probably 4 because I know whitney wouldn't bother me if I asked her and idk anything about the bong girl but I'm sure she's mellow enough to just sit with a pair of headphones if I don't seem to want to chat too much
>>58868218>mistaking streamers for vtubersVTuber does not mean animated streamer. It's for people using an avatar instead of themselves. Neither Canari or Iono are VTubers. The only VTuber is Tarragon
2Cynthia and I are going full archaeological autism mode
>>58868229They are clearly based on vtubers
>>58868246because only VTubers can have colorful hair like it hasn't been a thing in Japan media for 30+ years
>>58868248Who said anything about their hair?
>>58867991>No window seatthis fucking sucks.
>perform an inverse image search>pic literally taken from redd*t That explains the two e-shits, you should go back to redd*t or kys, cringe faggot.
>>588679912, she's probably reading and i can fall asleep
>>58868240Same. Every other option is either a psychopath, an ugly and annoying child, or an annoying cunt. I'd eject everyone else from the plane if it meant hearing lore straight from a certified history autist like Cynthia.
>>58867991Is there any reason not to pick 4?
>>58868264>>58868268this and its presumably closest to the bathroom, just an all around pleasant plane ride
>>58868271>presumably closest to the bathroomthat's a bad thing anonyou jut outted yourself as never haven flown before
>>58867991Easily 2. Although 3 wouldn't be bad either
>>58867991I commit suicide in the airpot 'cause women disgust me
>>588679912 ofcmaybe 1 if I'm feeling brave
>>58867991where Diantha and Geeta??
>>588679913 pls
>>58867991instantly 4 no questions asked
>>588679912 seems like the most normal seat.
>>58868308If everyone else on the plane is a woman then being close enough to the bathroom would be a degenerate's wet dream. The degenerate could even take a trip to the bathroom after each of them finishes and, hehe, reach for something behind the toilet.
>>58867991>Seat 8
>>588679916 or 7
>>58867991Laying between 1 and 2 so Lusamine can sit on my face while Cynthia eats me out
>>58868744>eats me outWtf, lezbo?
>>58868745That is is gender neutral, anybody can get their ass ate
>>588679917 is nice, 6 is extremely tempting but i choose 1 and 2 as lusamine rides me and i sloppy kiss cynthia
>>588679912, all other seats are either unusable because they're not window or aisle seats, and Lusamine is the type to stick her nose in other people's business while Cynthia is not.
>>588679916. Then I kick Ivy out (this is for BROck) and lie on my side in the seat, so I can sleep with my head on Clair's tights while she seethes and screams
>>588679915 so I could be near all my fav girls
>>588679911 2 3 are objectively the best choices4 5 7 is pedo shit6 is ok if you can handle Clair8 is worst
>>58867991am I a woman in this scenario??
>>58867991>all w*menI'm booking a different flight.
>>58868794>if you can handle ClairOnly one character in that row gave Brock such bad PTSD that he had breakdowns just hearing her name, and it wasn't Clair
>>58867991For me it's 6, though 3 comes closeAsh is stuck in 5 whether he wants to be or not, though we all know he'd rather be in 7
But what if all were naked?
>>588679913 is perfect so Elesa can watch & schlick to me FUCKING Skyla while I occasionally spit on Serena
>>588679912 and it's not even close. I'd have entertainment for the entire flight if Cynthia's alright with me playing with her hair, plus it gives me an excuse to pull a Samuel L. Jackson if someone brings a Seviper on board.
>>588679913, I love topmodels
>>58868269aside from the moody goth bitch, no
>>58867991idc i just want victini to sit on me with my dick in his ass
>>58867991Remember that the average /vp/ user needs 2 seats so they cannot sit with these girls
Taking the pilot's seat and crashing the plane into Celadon Department Store
>>58868745Yes
>>588679911,2 or 6
>>58867996this is best meme in years
>>58869123If you genuinely think that then i'm sorry to say but you are retarded, this shit is peak unfunny
>>58869127Show us something better then, oh wait you can't
>>58869127we don't sign our posts here
>>58869123This is literally Twitter engagement bait
>>58867991>4 is the besthearing about cute things from whitney and farting on cynthia>2 sticking boogers on her coat while she watches the window>5lusamine doing business calls and family calls the whole flight>4 muh ash muh ash cock >7muh ash muh ash cock >3cringe elesa jokes and awkwardness for being next to a famous person>6smug women talks, would keep asking clair about lance, main problem is that iono and canari are still too close>8calling the police and telling them there's a bomb on the plane, i am not spending even a hour between these whores
>>58869252>cringe elesa jokesFuck you, her jokes are part of her charm
>>588679911 or 2 are objectively the best seats. Middle seats suck on long flights.
>>58869123anon this "meme" is over a decade old
>>588679911 so I can blackmail her into giving up her daughter. She's a CEO of a megacorporation and shes flying in the back of coach? She's hiding something.
>>588679913, though 4 would be pretty good too
>>58868016Underrated post.>Verification is not required.
>>588679916 because boobies.
I go into the cargo hold with all the pokemon
>>588679917 and I would try to trade places with May or Dawn.
>>58869182>>58869150You must be 18 years old or older to post here
>>58867991Come on, Misty.
7
>>588679916 for pegging
>>58868308maybe i just have to use the bathroom a lot and dont want to have to step over or walk by everyone for convenience
>>58872347>maybe i just have to use the bathroom a lotAre you a girl by any chance? Neutral question
>>58867991Wait, if Skyla is back here... THEN WHOSE FLYING THE PLAN?!!!
>>58872794>There is only 1 pilot in the Pokemon world
>>58872794>Female>given operation of an aircraftcome on now
>>58867991My heart wants to be in 2 and talk about archeology for hours with CynthiaMy dick wants to be in 3
>>58867991I'M SHITTING IN THE AISLE
>>58873008calm down, champion of the India region
>>58873013Didn't they rangebanned India in the last maintenance in December or was i lied to?
>If I pull that off, will you die?>It would be extremely painful>You're a big streamer>For youWhat did she mean by this?
7. And I'd tell Lusamine to take a seat up, because I'm about to take a massive stinky shit dump and I want that bitch Cynthia to smell it.
>>58873076If only. I'm sure they're scared to under fear of being labeled racist
>>588679912 and we get married first thing when we get off the plane
>>58868036I assume this retard meant 8 and not 9.That aside, this is the correct answer.
>>58867991the one with the fewest jealous cucks
>>58867991>sit in 2>pick cynthia's brain about old sinnoh mythsyou'd have to be retarded to choose anything else
>>58874072probably the streamers as being a e-whore is built into their job and anybody telling themselves they don't have boyfriends are lying to themselves
>>58874199If they livestream a single frame with you in it then you're fucked. Jealous cucks will be seething at you the ethots dry up and fall off.
>>58874129If we're going what's the most useful than picking a CEO's brain about business is way more useful than some myths that are just "oh that's neat". Hell, Elesa could also see potential in modeling for you
>>58874129Based
>>58867991The door mid-flight. Anyone who wants to spend time around femoids is an sjw.
>>58873919What?
>>58874199>>58874203tf are you guys talking about
