>can't afford a Victory Road>the Elite 4 have no grandeur or spectacle whatsoever and don't even get their own rooms, they all stand around in the most sterile looking room imaginable and wait their turn to battle you>can't afford to pay them a livable wage one of them has another job and is constantly burned out>one of them is a literal child who's probably not getting paid at all>retarded system to where the title of Champion is meaningless and is basically a checkmark on your transcript>Geeta is a lolcow with oversized feet and a jobber who uses Gogoat as her aceWhat were they thinking?
>WAAAAH GAME FREAK NEEDS TO STOP COPYING KANTO>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID THEY STOP COPYING KANTO
>>58873018>can't afford to pay them a livable wage one of them has another job and is constantly burned outThis is objectively funny
>>58873018>they all stand around in the most sterile looking room imaginable and wait their turn to battle youAnd the stereo system is broken.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdmpG7SH0EAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jh7GNkt35A
>>58873032>WAAAAH GAME FREAK NEEDS TO STOP COPYING KANTOThat doesn't mean making something worse
>>58873060>it's worse because...uh....it's not like kanto
>>58873018>oversized feetThat's a very peculiar observation, is there anything you'd like to share with us?
What's with the sharty accusations every time someone makes fun of paldea?
>>58873075>It's not like Kanto, that means you HAVE to like it no matter what!
>>58873084Good question, OP, come on, answer.
>>58873018The whole game was Victory Road.
>>58873018I love SV but this is objectively right, the Paldea E4 is objectively abysmal I want to have sex with Rika so it's okay though
>>58873018Don’t forget that gay ass interview you have to do. Even Alola knew what to do and the professor was just winging it.
oh noanyway
>uses gogoat as her aceDo you even play the game?
>>58873018Geeta is a dictator
>>58873270>All the threads about the most recent generation of games are made by sharteensYou are actually mindbroken.
didn't readlarry sexo
>>58873018Don't forget the gym leaders all complain about Geeta in the post game.
>>58873018>>58873060You're paying attention to the story of a Pokemon game, you're already wasting your time complaining about something even the devs barely think about. This feels like a review of a porn video where you're breaking down the logical fallacy that lead to a step-mother fucking her step-son. You're missing the point.
>>58874449lmao do they? what do they say
Geeta jobbed to Liko! And Liko isn't even close to EoS!
>>58873018I like the theory that Geeta wasn't supposed to be the Champion, and the real Elite Four got BTFO'd by the Paradox Pokemon in Area Zero.
>>58873637>I want to have sex with Rika so it's okay thoughWhy are a you a faggot?
>>58874970>Why are a youWhy are you an ESL?
>>58874977Because I'm not a amerimutt homosexual like you
>>58873018>plays the suicide lead Pokemon lastSome champion
>>58873018the league is intentionally underwhelming because its no longer the endpoint of your game, and they wouldn't want it overshadowing the shit story with the annoying friend group>>58873637based
>>58875129>it's supposed to be shitThough you do make a good point.
>>58876712>it’s shit because…it’s not like kanto
>>58873018The League and the Gyms are supposed to contrast with the academy. The academy is all about the freedoms of being a careless school kid who can do whatever they want, while the Gyms and League are office buildings and have a dry, professional setting representative of the strict adult world. The lack of grandeur, especially compared to the academy, is by design to emphasise the dichotomy that is a theme throughout the whole game.
>>58873018Don't forget:>one of the E4 is a lanky woman who's flat as a board and dresses like a manGranted, this applies to Geeta too, but at least Geeta actually looks like a woman.
>>58876831That's nothing out of the ordinary for Japanese made media
>>58876835It is, however, shitty and faggy.
>>58876924Japanese franchise for japanese people, western fatties btfo
>>58876924
SV is based around a school setting, it's underfunded leading to lack of nice amenities, underpaid staff who have to take second jobs to survive and because they don't want to lose even more funding they are lax about expelling violent students which leads to the problem getting out of control. This is clear allegory to real world school systems, but you're clearly too retarded oo appreciate it.
>>58873018>>oversized feetAnd that's a good thing.
>>58877717The gym leaders/elite 4 are the government of the pokemon world. This analogy falls on its face when you realise its saying Spain is a shithole country where the government can't even afford to pay its own workers
>>58873026>>58873263>>58873042>>58873270>>58874409Is calling everyone sharty the new "only reddit hates -current gen-" for zoomers?
>>58877792I had to goodle what sharty was before making that post and its just the /qa/ rejects. Imagine letting the 4chan equivalent of band kids who were so retarded they got their own board banned live rent free in your mind that you start seething about them everytime someone mentions "paldea bad". Surely if this is a sharty raid you can post the thread since they literally have an entire board dedicated to raids
>>58873034yeah
>>58877789There's no way a zoomer would ever hate the sharty because it's all made up of zoomers
>>58873018thinking?
>>58877757If Geeta were as pretty as she's drawn in fan art, I'd be a fan of her, nice foot btw
>>58876740This all sounds like bullshit. I think you’re looking into it too hard
>>58880491harder than gayfreak did
>>58876831>a womanmore like a cockroach
>>58874449>people complain about the literal jeetkek that's hilarious
>>58877789yes
>>58882571doesn't take long to get tired of those hings
>>58880491It's not bullshit. Japan heavily romanticises school because their work culture is fucking anhorent and soul crushing. Larry is literally the most stereotypical Japanese salaryman you could possibly imagine. The league starts with a literal job interview. The academy keeps hammering down how you're "free to choose your own path". The gyms have never been literal office buildings before. All gym leaders have a career theme. It's very prominent.
>>58873018Spanish love to cut corners
>it's a reference so it's ok
I'd let Hassel cum inside me
>it’s not like kanto so it’s not ok
>>58883861He would probably cry after
