How would you fix her? Post Maractuses and let's find out! Maractus Thread!
>>58881664I would get rid of all its "fans" that think it needs fixing.
>>58881664>her>50% male
>>58881664They should have given her a mega!
>>58881675what has maractus done to deserve such a punishment
>>58881675she needs a regular fucking evolution why do you fags all want mons with low bsts to get megas?
>>58881675>herhim*>>58881692>shehe*
>>58881668>>58881669>>58881675>>58881682>>58881692Where are your Maractuses! Post Maractus!
>>58881708>MaractusesMaracti*
Maracactes
>>58881664nothing to fixgood midgame grass typenot greatbut good
>>58881708
I feel like Maractus would be a good candidate for a regional form.
>>58881668based trufan
I want to titfuck Maractus
>>58882128chili pepper mons are always complete and utter shit
>oh someone called this pokemon a girl I have to respond with its gender ratioHow about you fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot. Get a fucking life
>>58881664Add an evolution that has legs and spikes on its chest
>>58881669It's okay to refer to a feminine design as female.
Onahole shaped
>>58882578Maractus is a masculine design, dumb chud.
>>58883072What’s masculine about it, you cock sucking tranny?
>>58883077Everything but the pink flowers, moronic terf.
>>58883676>terfhahaha kill yourself you fucking tranny. You will NEVER be a woman. Your axe wound will rot until the day you die. You're going to be buried with your real name, not the fantasy name you made up. Everyone around you is disgusted by you. By the way that last point is still true even if you somehow aren't a tranny. Just goes with the types of shitstains that say shit like this. Kill yourself and do the rest of us a favor.
>>58884246Not him nor a tranny but even though terfs are right about trannies they share the ranks with people like JK Rowling, terfs are just as troon like as troons
>>58884326trvke
>>58884326yeah of course, but only a tranny would even bring it up in the first place. It's like unironically saying "you dumb bigot!"
>>58881664Evolution that turn her into a sexy big cactus
>>58884698she's already a sexy cactus tho
>>58884698>herhim*>>58884709>shehe*
>>58884714I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm straight
>>58881664I don't think she can be fixed. Sometimes a shitmon is just a shitmon.
>>58881664First, the plural is Maracti. Second, you can't fix perfection. Third, OP is a british cigarette.
>>58885657lovely cactuse>>58885668quite a few pokemon in gen 1 were designed more as pokemon NPCs would use against you. if you wanted to fix maractus, you could go that route. give it some niche.>give it plenty of ground type attacks without making it ground type>sand rush+sandstorm for needle arm flinch shenanigans>give it acupressure earlier so it'll have it in wild encounters>give it an ability that damages foes who make contact (this would overlap with other unova pokemon unfortunately)if it's not fun to use, make it fun to fight
>>58886036my husband and wife and son
>>58887621Are you hinting the possibility of Mega Flygon in the next DLC for pokémon legends z-a?
sex with maractus
>>58887671never say never