>tattoos
>backwards cap
>shirt off in the middle of the night
Ticking every retard investorbro box

>>58883920
>googling pokemon cards theft/thief/stolen
>endless articles of this epidemics now breaking even the us borders
>from whites to nogs and jeets and pacos
>even fedex employees stealing from packages
truly idiocracy era

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>little bro was a big fan of pokemon, not so much anymore
>now the only pokemon thing he talks about is that he and his friends are investing in big tcg packs to resell individually
>I find my childhood tcg collection box in his room
Wtf

>>58883928
this is how everyone on /vp/ looks

>>58883920
From the thumbnail I thought that was a shiny Skarmory on the left and this was some meme...

>>58883920
>A MAN HAS BEEN CAUGHT STEALING OVER 100K IN POKEMON CARDS IN LEGO CITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl1HcsdVf0w

And then you have normal people who just want to open packs and look at neat art without an interest in money

>>58883920
>newsr00m
l33t newscaster

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the best part is they had a whole segment on pokemon cards after that report
at one point the guy pulls out a charizard saying it's worth a lot because it's very powerful

lol
if there's scalperniggers plaguing the hobby, why are no one scanning those cards and making a hidden service-based database site (Tor, Yggdrasil or IPFS) only with TCG stuff?

>>58884262
>pulls out a charizard saying it's worth a lot because it's very powerful
Based and true

>>58883974
You wish, kid

>>58884262
Wouldn't be VERY FUNNY if someone were to steal that card and set it on fire in a livestream?

>>58884262
That slab should be cracked open while Logan Paul is forced to watch Clockwork Orange style.

>>58883920
>Man
Investorbros are not human beings in the first place. You would not call a pig or a rat "man".

>>58883920
Wow thats got to be 3, maybe 4 cards.