Why?
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>58894269It's GayFreak's way of telling his fans to stop being retarded and throwing him money... also trolling attempt lol jfl
>>58894269Its so shit LMAO
>>58894269it’s for manchildren to clap and laugh at. only even they thought this was shit
Haha I really don’t know
It's not fair bros, look what they did to our boy
>>58894269Because being original is better than being good :^)
Gf hates Johto because hgss were the best Pokemon main games
They needed a comedy relief mega
>>58895396It’s not even an original idea or execution lmao
>>58894269Truly putting the "turd" in feraligayturd.
>>58895989Lol (turd in) get it cuz he's a toilet KEK.
>>58894270holy shit you are fucking sperg with no life dude always posting that. are you here 24/7? get a fucking book on how to live like a normal human being, freak.
>>58895997it's a falseflagging typedoza starterchads are bros>>58888888
>>58894270are you schizo? LMAO
i think is was intentional becasue of the typhlosion incident (teraleak)
ONE MOVE I DON'T KNOW WHYIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
>>58894269>Why?They didn't hire fans.
>>58896028muttgaynium sisters....our response?
>>58896031I’m convinced this concept is irredeemable
>>58894269>SKIBBIDI DOP DOP YES YES>SKIBIDI TOILET YEE YEE
>>58896054That's because it is.
>>58896028>>58896036"muttganium" has the excuse that surprising few fairy types get Moonblast anyway, and overall its mega still constitutes a massive buff unless you want to pretend poison type offense has ever been relevant. Meanwhile Skibigatr is just a humiliation ritual all around and if gets Dragon Maw will just barely make up for not having a proper item and if it gets Strong Jaw will be an outright downgrade from Sheer Force LO, (because no way in hell is it getting Gill Bite).
YO SICK KAMEN RIDER REFERENCEor so I'm being told
Can't polish a turd, didn't anyone tell you?
>>58896403Still doesn't stop typhlosion from being far more useful than it. Especially in doubles with weather boost.
>>58896439nah, if this thing were an edgy Godzilla reference everyone would fellate it
>>58896497Because it's competition is fucking meganium and embort. Any starter would look like a masterpiece against those two.
>>58896028Meganium in general has a really bad movepool, I have no idea why they forced it into even being special-focused when it's special movepool is a puddle. Even Sceptile covers more and that was the former butt-end of every Mega Pokemon movepool joke
>>58894269Because Pokdmon doesn't make good designs anymore,just memes and porn
>>58896497For it to get something like that, feraligatr base form would have to be actually popular with the masses. It isn't, hence why they didn't try to polish a turd.
>>58896403>"muttganium" has the excuse that surprising few fairy types get Moonblast anywayDetractorsissies... how are we going to move the goalpost this time?
>>58896726It’s reasonably popular according to the recent gamewith poll or whatever the fuck it’s called. It really illustrates that the Johto starters aren’t the primary choice though, they’re always second or third fiddle.
>>58896794> Johto starters aren’t the primary choice though, they’re always second or third fiddleBecause evey other set of starters weee designed to be shilled while the Johto starters weren’t. As if never being shilled wasn’t enough they had the ultimate handicap of being forced to follow in the impossible footsteps the KANTOOOOOOOOOOOO starters (the most shilled fictional characters outside of pikachu) and being followed by the HOENN starters (game freak’s second favorite starters). It’s weird johto startes have any fans at all
>>58896450...
Growin on ya doe
>>58894269Water starters can beat Charizard easily. That's why every water starter gets a humiliation ritual thrusted upon them sooner or later
>>58896794>not an official poll in the slightestAnd yet, Game Freak ultimately know ALL the nitty-gritty details that would make kidults here melt down in incandescent rage, which is why they did not in fact care about the "decently popular" internet metrics, vs their own years-long data on what's actually popular in their franchise.
>>58894269
>>58894269No wonder why people are calling her feraligayturd..... she is literally a toilet that you poop in......
>>58897188There’s no difference between the two. Normalfags are all on social media, the data is the same. If you want to pretend otherwise you can look at Chikorita and Meganium.
>>58896054Agreed. Even if the fanmade stuff looks better, it still looks bad because the concept is terrible in and of itself.
>>58894269AWW, COOL AND CUTE!!!
>>58896607The Kalos starters were allowed to get good megas though
>>58897295Except there clearly and obviously is as secondaries are STILL crying their mental image of the thing does not match official presentation, almost as if official presentation disregards the secondary opinion that it's fantastic for the primary opinion of it's a worthless irredeemable piece of shit. Word of advice for moving through this big bright beautiful world of ours - your perception of a thing will never line up with the casual masses' perception of the same, as long as you insist on being a contrarian alternative fucker.
>>58897227Lol
On second thought, I’m not even going to dignify the rambling schizoposter with a response.
>n-no, yh-you[''re craziedAmazing how that's always the response when you point out how completely and utterly the curators and creators of the whole intellectual property disagree with some random skidmark's personal opinion.
>so utterly angry she can’t even type correctlyLmao
>projection>unable to conduct an off-topic conversation correctly
>>58896023If that's the case that would confirm that the Teraleak pedophile was a Feraligatr fan>Gatr Fan on the staff whos a furry and happens to like 'em young writes a bunch smut to get his jollies off and intentionally gives typhlosion the worst one out of spite for typhlosion being slightly more popular than feraligatr >Game Freak see his shit, and like any sane company goes nuclear and tell him to delete it>He doesn't-yadda yadda hacker steals it, Game Freak's IP is forever known for rape smut, typhlosion's rep is forever ruined >Game Freak is rightfully pissed but for some reason can't fire him and they obviously can't eye for an eye him and give Feraligatr rape libel since Game Freak would be shooting themselves in the foot >However its turns out it happens to be Feraligatr's turn to get a mega >they change it megas mid way into a humilation ritutal skibiddi toilet weaker than its own baby as punishment
>>58899613what if she enjoys his hydro pump tho beit.
lol
>>58894269>mega is the gimmick that make Pokemon gain back traits of their previous form>mrga feraligatr follow that patern and become more similar to totodile>this make secondaries that started with xy extremely angry for some reason because they never understood the point of their favourite gimmick
>>58900094I guess you can say his expectations got flushed down the drain!
Aw man....im a meme!
>>58900127better than being forgotten like emboar or pre-mega gatr
>>58900127This would be funny if it wasn't so horrible.....
>>58900113retard
>>58900136cope spermy. If you actually cared about mega evolution then you would love mega gatr instead of crying that it’s not some gmax type shit trying too hard to be cool.
>>58900142I don’t know what’s worse, you pretending you aren’t a filthy esl or you pretending you actually gave this shitpost more than 10 seconds of thought
>>58894269the hate still feel forced
>>58900142lol
>>58900167>still pretending mega Christmas tree doesn’t look like ass for the meme
>>58900173A tree is at least thematic for a grass lizard like sceptile. But a fucking toilet bowl head is flat out embarrassing.
