Let's start the month with an absol thread
I love absol
You did buy the new M-Absol plush that just released, right anon? It's pretty big.
>>58902982>>58902990Cute butt!
>>58903538How big is she?
>>58904177Bigger than other Absol plush.
>>58903515Awesome
>>58905607Now this is art
>>58905529what a big happy family
Absol threads are dead :(
>>58907585What a disaster!
Me on the left.
>>58907641A disaster absol didn't predict
absol wiggle
>>58903538Where can I find this? Don't see it on Pokemon Center.
>>58909142Lovely *glomp*
>>58907641HEY YOU HUNGRY HOME INVADERSTOP RAIDING OUR REFRIGERATOR
>>58909993Japan Pokemon center. So either use a parcel forwarder or buy from a third party.
>>58902982absols
Still wishing for this cool thing to get implemented in some quality fangame.
Huff the fluff
>>58912276What does it smell like?
>>58912594Fear and anxiety.
>>58912594semen
>>58903538>>58905529I have my sitting cutie Absol and my Eevee. I am happy
It snew
>>58913378this one is so cute
>>58915076You can't leave her all wet like this. Please dry your absol
>>58915188
both of the Rogue Absol I got in my ZA playthrough were opposite genders, any name recommendations for a "mating pair" of Absol?
>>58915523Pandora might be a good name for a female Absol, especially one that uses Z Mega. No Idea for the male.
>>58915523Herbert and Emmy from Harbinger and Emmisary
>>58902982Not to be that guy but...cute feet
sexoo
bump
Should I attempt to write about a trainer running into an absol and becoming so startled by it that he basically falls in love?
>>58902982Why does it look like they will have sex with each other?
>>58917682There is a reason why he never shows the backside of that plush
>>58917682I wish Absol were real so I could have one and just treat it like a big dog.
>cat body with the face of a beautiful womanI know she wasnt meant to be a sphinx but she fits the trope well
>>58909142>actual absoul put in a spinoffit just keeps happening, perfect mimic of cats planning a jump
>>58914629Aw sweet, a Pokemon x Resident Evil collaboration!
>>58918201She mogs Espathra so badly...Imagine making a Cleopatra inspired mon and turning it into a ugly mess of colors and random layers.
You wouldn't kiss a absol on the lips,right?
>>58921853>>58920131stop bumping this stupid thread!!
>>58922452No
>>58922556What does her face feel like?
>>58923142I imagine it feels like a shorthair cat's fur
>>58923142skin
>>58920554Pussy lips maybe, normal kisses are for faggots and women. >>58922452No Lugy.Fuck off Lugy.
>>58924419Sup fagneto, ready to kill yourself in a month once you turn 36 if I am not mistaken?
>>58924419Normal kissing my beautiful Absol wife to make her happy
Imagine waking up in the middle of a forest to this sight
>>58925567bury face in fluff instantly
This drawing is almost 20 years old
>>58925567Id immediately start looking around and reaching for my weapon.An absol showing up in the middle of the night means something worse is on its way
>>58925567i would quickshot
We were eating so good back then
Bump
>>58926384still just as cute now as it was back then
>>58925567capture it, head to somewhere safe, repay the kindness with copious sex
>>58905680Corporate presentation featuring absol
I think everyone left... ah well, one more.
>>58932051I am still here, keep posting pls
>>58924636Because I realized you'd never dance on my grave as promised, so why should I even aknowledge your annoying existance at all?
>>58932970Not that anon, but hey it's really you. Do you still remember me? I give you little hint. Pic related was a drawing I made after the new mega absol reveal
>>58933235NTA, but McCabre? The artstyle looks vaguely familiar
>>58933302nta but how many anons are we up to now?
Get squished
>>58933302Nah sorry, I go by no name and am pretty unknown
imagine stuffing your face in all that chest fluff
>>58902982> mega Z form barely lasts 10 seconds or soWhat did they mean by this?
>absol z and the other z megas are tied in base speed with pheromosaS-she's fast..
Imagine for just a mere moment, Infinite Absol Works…
>>58936119This guy draws absol
canonically has the biggest ass
It seems I have found my biggest obstacle yet again Drawing absol
>>58933302 >Do you still remember me?Not really I'm afraid, unless you're this one peculliar fellow who accidentally made me feel funny things whenever I see working tendons that are almost bulging thru the skin of 4-legged cute critters. Also it was really dumb of me to foolishy believe for all this time that somehow ligaments and tendons are totally the same thing when they're certainly not. . .BTW why do you even care about me being here at all? Seeking validation from broke-ass borderline retarded freaks like me isn't really a wise decision in this economy you know…
>>58937935I guess you forgot all about good old felino
>>58938045Well that's only because that pic doesn't look like anything from what I can remember your drawing style being last time I saw it to be honest, congratulations on your new skill of being able to pass for another drawfren I guess? Have you drawn it on your phone with the Sketchbook app, or did you get yourself a new computer finally at long last?
>>58938337Ahh the good old times. I drew this on a computer at a friend's place with a mouse, so it's bound to look much different than my usual drawings. Let's see if I can make better absol drawings now
>>58939906this is true
>>58939906Pity how I lost most of my downloaded spicy shit when my old phone broke just before Halloween.
>>58941729>draw a man's face>paint the tip of the nose black>call it an absol
absol's name starts with a and b so her folder is always at the top of the list
>>58941848Pray that nobody ITT is knowledgable enough to dive into the archives going back beyond 2020 and repost that one ultra-cursed Absol pic where it not only has a blue human nose but also a set of flat humanoid teeth without fangs
>>58945034absol is gonna get dizzy :(
>>58936890Nah, loses to some of the gen 5 horsemons >zebstrikaBut it's pretty up there in terms of being given actual ass cheeks (pkmn ranger sprite)
>>58941245fluffy
abol
>>58904177She?
