I, PiKEKchu-sama, mascot of the HIGHEST-GROSSING FRANCHISE and JOBBER of the vidya industry humbly kneel to:Shuntaro Furukawa-sama, former employee of The Pokémon Company, current Nintendo CEO, and my master.TPC-sama, my one and only true love and other master.Atlus-sama, who I shamelessly ripped off via SMT for my gameplay only for them to strike back with CHADsona.PocketPair-sama, who my daddy Furukawa warned me about for they're developing Palworld.Enix-sama, who easily manhandled me with Dragon Quest Monsters.Yugi Muto and Kazuki Takahashi-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become a TCG and merchandising franchise first and foremost.Junichi Masuda-sama, who argued with me and his employees at GameFreak so hard, his departure started to cause the quality of my games to decrease and got me attracted to MEN...Squaresoft-sama, whose incomparabily soulful JRPGs in the 90s crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I STILL cannot SUPRASS them, even 22 years after merging with Enix-sama.Bamco-sama, whose hour-long beatings from the recent Digimon games gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Furukawa-sama can't compare.Itoi-sama, for his Mother Trilogy is the superior JRPG series of my Nintendo MASTERS, and has single-handedly inspired more Indie RPGs than even I have...Level-5-sama, whose power I am scared of (I am glad they stopped making Yokai Watch and didn't kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them…)Sandfall-sama, who revenge-raped and mindbroke me and my fanbase via E33 from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole after Legends Z-A FLOPPED in France. (I was so sad about it...)and finally, Monolithsoft-sama, for they will FUCK ME up on the world stage once they release their Legend of Zelda RPG and expose me and GameFreak for the frauds we are. (God I hope so…)
>>58912230ok but where is GODikarp
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>>58912230I remember a while back this got posted in the Death Battle general at /co/ after the release of the Ash VS Yugi episode of Death Battle.I find it interesting how despite this copypasta being intended to be intentionally biased to be negative towards Pokémon, still can't help but include positive things about Pokémon... Missing the point of this copypasta format. How interesting. It's as if... As your very copypasta says, Pokémon is:>the HIGHEST-GROSSING FRANCHISEAnyway, it would be funny if someone made the opposite version of this copypasta with the opposite version of the copypasta format used, the one where the subject gets intentionally positive bias instead of negative. Yeah. That will much easier for Pokémon. I mean, after all, Pokémon is, once again as (You) said, the:>HIGHEST-GROSSING FRANCHISE
If this is a Sharty post them I'm not complaining because I like this.
>>58912892I'm not really sure if it is or not, but I'm leaning more that its not. Anyway, I find these memes funny, regardless of who they're about. OP's specific instance of this meme is a bit not as good.
>>58912481>That will much easier for PokémonYet you couldn't even mention a second positive.And the supposed first positive is just that it makes money.
>>58912481>missing the point that hardLmao
>>58912892I'm pretty sure this "humbly kneel to" pasta/template comes from /dbs/
>>58914098>Yet you couldn't even mention a second positive.The OP copypasta mention's Pokémon's TCG, in comparison to the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG. While the latter does have some noteworthy success/popularity, Pokémon TCG has more so. Pokémon cards are really valued and the Pokémon TCG is more known.>And the supposed first positive is just that it makes money.It only JUST makes money? It makes money for a reason, there's much about Pokémon that many people like and thus spend money on Pokémon stuff. Simple.Some of the other lines from this thread's OP's copypasta are just kind of nothing lines. Such as:>Shuntaro Furukawa-sama, former employee of The Pokémon Company, current Nintendo CEO, and my master.>TPC-sama, my one and only true love and other master.The copypasta has Pikachu as the subject. Any specific Pikachu? Uh... No. Pikachu is a species, and you know, fictional, and Pokémon's not exactly a very fourth-wall breaking franchise. So talking about "Pikachu"'s relationships to the real-life people who work on the on the franchise, doesn't really give the intended effect of this copypasta format.As for most of the other stuff, they have their own issues. Like how when we're talking about an entertainment franchise, well, that's subjective opinion. The copypasta doesn't have much objective matters relating to Pokémon. Like I said earlier in this thread:>it would be funny if someone made the opposite version of this copypasta with the opposite version of the copypasta format used, the one where the subject gets intentionally positive bias instead of negative. Yeah. That will much easier for Pokémon.>>58914107Let me guess. The point is that, Pokémon, despite making so much money, is apparently of no value? Yeah... Sure. Keeping telling yourself that...
