I remember when Salandit was first unveiled. /vp/ went nuts, declaring him as our new mascot. One anon made a thread, describing him as "highly toxic" and "mostly male", making it the perfect 'mom to represent us. I remember the memes, the "rise and fall" of Salandit, I was there.Why does it all matter? BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND IT IN ANY OF THE ARCHIVES! All of Salandit's memes and shitposts, it's like it never happened, and yet, I remember. Sure, it was almost ten years ago, but I remember. The threads were real, I posted in them, there was even a smug pepe Salandit, but I can't find them. I'm not schizo, and even though I lost some of my memories (not joking, but it's unrelated to Salandit), I still remember these threads.Where are they? Where's Salandit? Was I hallucinating all of this? Why not do that for something else other than shitposting on /vp/? It makes no sense. I know I'm not crazy.
>>58925113>Was I hallucinating all of this?yep
>>58925113arch.b4k.co doesnt go back far enough. 2016 was a long time ago
>>58925126Maybe the archives don't go that far. I vividly - VIVIDLY - remember seeing a smug Salandit holding his chin.>>58925165Maybe that's it. With Archive.moe shutting down, Salandit's brief reign was lost to the sands of time. >>58925126 will not gaslight me. Thank you, kind anon.
You might have dementia, you posted this two summers agohttps://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/56115013/#56115013Furthermore, this archive actually works you can go back and check, I'll keep looking to make sure.
>>58925186Also went back, it was like one threadhttps://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/31396546/#31396546And then a year-ish later this was postedhttps://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/34755107/#34755149So it seems more like the random thread that decided Aggron was a solid husbando than anything.https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/26523997/I distinctly mentioned women liking Typhlosion, and this was before both the Hisuian form and leaked myth skyrocketed his popularity in that particular area.
>>58925113>and even though I lost some of my memoriesI feel like this is the only interesting part of your text wall so we talk about that now itt. wtf happened?
>>58925113Is this individual Mandela effect?
>>58925186>>58925195Yes, I posted the first one in 2024, trying to recover my lost Salandit memories.>>58925204Electroconvulsive therapy, or ECT for short. You may lose some of your memories as a side-effect, like I did. Some are older, some are newer - like the lake near the house I lived during the pandemic, can't remember what it looked like - but nothing I can do about it.>>58925205No!
>>58925195YOU DID IT! YOU FOUND IT! THANK YOU!
>>58925113>/vp/ went nuts, declaring him as our new mascot. ofcourse a 4*han board would use a coomercel salamander that gets canonically enslaved by the female of the species as a mascot
What other things do you oldfags remember that make foe fun /vp/ lore?
>>58925178>With Archive.moe shutting downwait wtf when did they say they were doing this
>I remember when Salandit was first unveiled. /vp/ went nuts, declaring him as our new mascotAnd given it turned out to be a little useless cuck, they were spot on. Thankfully, I was a tad more literate than the average 'tard on /vp/ back in 2016, and understood if they specifically mentioned females in the info blurb at reveal, there was something interesting happening with the female evolution. Sure enough, the little cuck drones stayed little cuck drones while the females were able to evolve into an even bigger thirsty bitch.
>>58925113Salazzle did irreparable damage to Salandit's image. Maybe one day we will finally get the bandit Evo that he was so obviously destined to get.
>>58925413He jus like me frfr
