>favorite pokemon is gardevoir>instantly associated with coomers and waifuers even though that's not why you like themhow do you deal
>favorite pokemon is [industry plant] Aww look at the retard who can't pick a favorite pokemon for himself
>>58929068Gardevoir is THE waifumon. In fact, its kind of public knowledge that majority Gardevoir's fans wife Gardevoir.Genuinely, no other Pokemon can even come close to her level when it comes to having a Pokewife.
Who cares. I liked using Gardevoir in playthroughs before I became a “I’m not a furry BUT”
>>58929068Unfortunately, Gardevoir hasn't been the ever-loyal elegant androgynous elven magiknight it was initially conceived as since the very beginning of RS.They changed trajectory HARD after Fate/stay night dropped and basically proved the concept could be extremely waifuable, given similarities with Saber.
>>58929068I am a coomer so I don't relate to your post.
>>58929078>industry plantTPC didn't give a fuck about it in gen 3. the only reason wally got it was because it had green hair like him. the anime only did the a generic "mon of the week" episode with it, got no merch, nothing.its popularity was genuine from coomers and normies because it was an early route psychic that had a cute evo line so people wanted to fuck it.when TPC saw that, they gave it an evo to further cultivate popularity. they saw an opportunity and took.
>>58929068same but lopunny
ITT; coombrains in denial
>>58929068>>instantly associated with coomers and waifuers even though that's not why you like themsucks but considering >Got a mega>is A champion ace>Queen of TCG only behind CHARIZARD in terms of eternal relevance >mountains of merch>in nearly every spinoff >immune to dexit >every official portrayal is positive far more than makes up for it the only Pokemon more beloved and set up for success by TPC are CHARIZARD and Lucario.
How did Gardevoir become such a trans icon?
>>58929384stop thinking about gender frankensteins, please, seek help
He has great typing and move coverage, both pve and mid level pvp
>>58929068>how do you dealPair her with Gallade and it becomes cool.
>>58929068Gardevoir is shipped with a male trainer in official media. They know what they're doing. If you are make and own a Gardevoir you are expected to propose to her
>>58930053>GalladeSorry chud, but Gardevoir belongs to Ceruledge now.
>>58929097>ever-loyal elegant androgynous elven magiknightThats iron valiant i guess
I used to think gardevoir was kind of cool since it was this elegant black hole creating alien looking thingBut I just can't see it that way anymore. These days not just fans but even pokemon itself portray it as just a green woman to fuck. Lame as hell
>>58929068who cares, just enjoy gardevoir being so popular she gets massive amounts of content
>>58929068I dont believe that you don't have some amount of lust for her, but regardless there's nothing you can do, so why worry about what other people think?
>>58930128Because /vp/spergs are unable to accept their personal take may not be the commonly-accepted norm.>"whaaa, cumskulls liek gardevoir, now TPC panders to cumskulls"Ignores the majority of the fanbase saw it as a waifu, thus TPC adapted and shifted their presentation, to better profit off those people. See the same with feralifags currently, unable to even entertain the concept of "no-one outside you drones give a fuck about the thing", leading to them getting VERY upset its mega form ended up becoming a massive regression to its base stage, because more of their actual paying audience preferred it.
>>58929068>how do you dealNigga you're a Pokemon fan, you're gonna get lumped in with distasteful people no matter how you engage with the franchise, consume the media however you want
>>58929319The great majority of their fanart is lewd in some way or the other. You are missing out. Just learn to stop worrying an love the bun.
I don't care what people think.Why should I?
>>58929068>favorite pokemon is gardevoirCertified good tasteThe Ralts line is peak, and coomer shit is not a negative to me, it's a perk maybe
Waifumon is the only correct take. Animalfags can get fucked.
There's more than 1000 pokemon. Pick other.
>>58929319I feel thatCute design, but also a cool fighter with its mega. I got endeared to one in particular since I would have my lopunny follow me around while I was building stuff in pixelmon, hand built a whole ass island with it sitting around behind me. I can't complain too much since they probably knew what it was when they released the game but it makes it difficult to simply like it.I'm also glad we're past the vaporeon copypasta phase. That thing has been my homie since I was like 4 years old. Nasty niggas trying to fuck dogs
>>58930139Mate, what the fuck are you on about, and why did you respond if you weren't going to answer the question?
>>58930352>so why worry about what other people think?>Because /vp/spergs are unable to accept their personal take may not be the commonly-accepted norm.>"whaaa, cumskulls liek gardevoir, now TPC panders to cumskulls"How is that not answering the question? You got case-and-fucking-point as to why that shithead needed to whine about fan and franchise perception of "his" pokémon, because they "didn't see like like him" because he's fucking special but as you felt you needed to ask why some sperg had a sad, you clearly don't understand /vp/ seems to believe they're the bleeding edge of pokémon fandom, thus anything that disagrees with their worldview must be incorrect, rather than them being contrarian spergs shut away from the pulse of the actual fanbase. Leading to them crying their perception is not reflected in reality.
>>58929106Why doesn't he have any of the other pokemon with green hair then? Gardevoir is and always will be a shillmon.
>>58929068i do not care about the opinions of others. it is very easy.
>>58929068>favorite pokemon is somewhat popular>want to fuck it>get zero judgement from others for liking it because it's not a "waifumon"feels good man
>>58930771Because it's his starter pokemon fucking dumbass.
>>58930771What other Pokemon from Gens 1-3 even have green hair?
>>58932389I can only think of one
>>58930771Behold, the stupidest man alive.
>>58930949Which pokemon
>>58929068>favorite pokemon is xurkitree>probably a top 10 coomer repellent pokemon so nobody even considers the possibility of me wanting to fuck it>i actually dofeels good man
>>58929068her mega form is literally a wedding dress, what did you expect?
>>58932823It's a trick question. Any person who has a favorite pokemon that isn't the starter of the game they played first wants to fuck them.
>>58932823>>58932826Especially for the ultra beasts because all of them are some nonsense. No one's going to bat for Guzzlord unless they've got problems.
>>58932826>forgetting about the guy who wants to marry ivysaur
>>58932828That counterfactual is covered. Just because having a favorite that isn't your first starter means you want to fuck them doesn't preclude someone whose favorite IS their first starter from wanting to fuck them anyways.
>>58930086>shippeddelusional, touch-starved retard
>>58930771wally's ace was supposed to be ponyta, gardevoir was one of the last gen 3 mons they made and was probably given to him at the last minute
>>58933056Just replace Gardevoir in that scene with any poke girl suddenly it's romantic. You have the obliviousness of a shonen mc
>>58930086>ShippedYou must be 18 years old and male (since this environment is unsafe for females due to the high amount of depraved porn addicts on this board) to post here
>>58929068Then maybe your favorite pokemon shouldn't be a fucking human with green hair, faggotI bet you love jobmons, you're verything wrong with the franchise
what's a jobmon
what's a verything?
>>58929078fpbp
>>58930248But anon did you know that lapras is a much more compatible sexual partner than vaporeon is? They're both water types so they enjoy the sexual perks that type brings to the bedroom, but the extra weight of lapras gives her the bulk to stand a way stronger plapping session than vaporeon can! Not only that but where vaporeon's puny weight of 29kg doesn't give her the strenght to plap back or give a good enough feedback on impact a lapras's impressive weight of over 200kg gives her the muscle mass to do a way better job at that! Sex is way more fun when both parties actually put in work! And most importantly her size means sex is not about using her as a flashlight, but about having actual lovemaking sex! It even allows her to kiss you during sex without stretching nor putting in effort!Now you know.
