>HI ANON IM GOING TO BE YOUR STARTER COMPANION>WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
Wait for it...
>>58931296Oh wonderful! I've been looking to use this water stone for a while.
>>58931296Espeon is pretty good as far as starter mons go, you just gotta endure dealing with Eevee for a bit.
>>58931362Girl, think about your Staryu first! You sucked a d*k for it! Remember?
>>58931388I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong anon, I'm a dude.and don't have a staryu.
>>58931296I love you, little guy. You're gonna be a great Umbreon, Sylveon, Jolteon or Leafeon.
>>58931678Have you ever thought that, perhaps, you have been here for too long?
>>58931296Yes, Eevee is an excellent, top-tier starter Pokémon, particularly inPokémon: Let's Go, Eevee!where it boasts superior base stats, exclusive high-power moves (e.g., Bouncy Bubble, Sizzly Slide), and immense versatility. It provides significant tactical flexibility due to its diverse evolutionary paths, allowing it to fit into various team roles.
>>58931296I'd rather have a pokekid as a starter
>>58931748Tell me how I know this is AI generated
cock sleeve
>>58931392That's exactly what she'd say! Yep you're her! Now bend over as I shove my Poke Flute up your pussy!
>>58931296Eevee itself is pretty ass. It's a load until it evolves. Espeon is probably the best eeveelution for ingame. It's also among the hardest to actually get unless you're going by fiat, or have so little to do that running around for an hour sounds good. Flareon and Leafeon are nearly useless. Flareon specifically was okay in gen 3, and is one of the few pokemon to unironically be hurt by physical/special split, because being a relatively specially bulky pokemon, with a strong Shadow Ball was genuinely useful, but outside of that is just bad. Leafeon is just bad. Umbreon is good in theory, but is so fucking slow at single player you should just kill yourself. PLUS you are grinding friendship for this fucking thing. Gag. Jolteon and Sylveon are decent, but Jolteon is too one-note for single player, while Sylveon is signing up to level this fucking thing to the 20s, and possibly grind whatever the fuck they've decided Affection should be replaced with. Glaceon is... interesting, Ice is almost never available early, and the few ice types that do sometimes show up early are giga ass. Glaceon is ass, but might actually have a solid niche if you get it early enough. Falls off like garbage in the sun though. But since no eevee is good long term, that actually isn't as bad as it sounds. Vaporeon isn't awful, but is pretty much just flatly worse than most other water types, which are also absurdly common. Same issue most water starters have. Good in theory, but just go catch a Gyarados or something.
>>58931817Espeon is borderline useless since it gets no moves in most games. Vaporeon and Jolteon have also pretty lackluster movesets but finding Surf and Thunderbolt is usually a lot easier than Psychic.As much as people shit on Flareon, it can at least hit things with Fire Fang and whatever physical attacks it gets from Eevee. Also, its Special Attack is not really bad for ingame either. It doesn't need a physical Fire type move as badly as people think it does.
>>58931757Whoever made this bot can you make it spam coomer generals instead, atleast the eeveefags tend to not be porn addicted degenerates
>>58931296I'm putting a silly hat on the dogcatfox
>>58931882You fags are just as much a blight as the coomers are
>>58931859>It doesn't need a physical Fire type move as badly as people think it does.I do agree with this. If it actually got Lava Plume at a reasonable level, it would be fine. It doesn't. Usually in the 40s. Base 90ish with a good attack is enough, but Flareon is cursed with shit special moves, too, unless the game pushes Flamethrower into your hands early.The problems with Flareon are more that it is both slow and frail enough for "good enough" offenses to be a problem. Fire is good defensive typing for ingame, but that only goes so far when it's constantly getting its shit pushed in by random normal and flying types that outspeed it even with a level and IV/EV advantage, taking debuffs and status from all kinds of stuff, and running into more issues with physically bulky things that also wreck it afterwards.Espeon doesn't really have this same problem. 130 is frankly thermonuclear at any point before the 30s, and Confusion/Psybeam actually are just fine with that much raw power (and it actually gets them. Flareon doesn't usually even get Fire Fang until around 30, and is sitting on base 95 Ember until then). It struggles against bulkier shit, but there's actually a pretty narrow slice of things specially durable enough to eat a base 130 Psybeam, but also hit Espeon back physically before very, very late. And since none of them do particularly well late game anyways, it's not that big of an issue relatively speaking. And base 130 Confusion rips through almost anything you're liable to run into in the first 20 levels of the game that isn't Dark. As an asideVaporeon relies on Surf HARD. A lot of water types actually have this problem, where they sit on Water Pulse, Bubblebeam, or off-stat Aqua Tail until Hydro Pump in the 50s, but it's especially pronounced on Vaporeon since it has so little else going for it. In a game where HMs don't exist, it's pretty toothless. Reasonably bulky, but toothless.
>>58931922Most games give you either Flamethrower or Fire Blast in the midgame so it is not really an issue. Flareon also gets a bunch of physical moves of different types that it can use for coverage and neutral damage. Sure it is slow but not so slow that it is going to realistically get outspeed. Confusion/Psybeam is all Espeon has. In some games that is all it needs but in others, it can't do shit. Its usability is a lot more limited than the OG eeveelutions, even if they all get shit movesets in one way or another.>Vaporeon relies on Surf HARD. A lot of water types actually have this problem, I don't see the issue. Surf is just one of the best moves in the game, there is no reason not to use it. Thats like saying Ground types rely too much on Earthquake.
>>58931678No seriously what does any of this shit mean
>>58931969In relation to that second part, not really. Ground has a lot of other stuff like headlong, magnitude, dig, any move with bone in the name, and drill run, and those are just physical.
>>58931296Fire Stone
>>58931992"Stop complaining about Eevee threads, only my Indian bogeyman would do that">and he's posting this despite the lack of complaints about the thread
>>58932000All of those moves have shortcomings, they may be great in competitive but there is no reason to use them in game when you can have a 100 power 100 accuracy move with great availability and distribution.If you don't want to use Surf, every water type still gets Scald or Liquidation, both excellent moves with no drawbacks, but still, there is no reason not to teach Surf in game even if you hate HMs.
>>58932021>>58931969Nah, nah, I'm not saying you just arbitrarily aren't using the HMs, I mean it's actually not that uncommon for HMs to just not be in the game, especially in the more modern games or some romhacks that eschew HMs entirely. Some will include Surf in some form, but not all of them do, and any game where Surf just isn't really available, Vaporeon is on the list of Water types that get fucked by this. Versus, I don't think games really just remove, say, Earthquake, the same way. It's not really that important for this, since the main argument against Vaporeon is just that there's tons and tons of random Water types that do exactly the same thing, but it's an extra footnote for Vaporeon in the context of just comparing eeveelutions to eachother, with the assumption being that you have already committed to using them.
>>58932029I don't really play the modern games, neither the newer gens nor the "challenge" hacks for ecelebs so I guess I never ran into that issue.
>>58932062I wouldn't reccomend most challenge hacks anyways. Most of them are more annoying and tedious, than fun or challenging in interesting ways. Other romhacks are fun though, you should play some.
>>58931296Yep. We are gonna be pals. I'll show you the world! Change! Travel! Adventure!I'll make you a might espeon and even get you an umbreon GF.in exchange you will act cute af in front of the bitches
>>58932153You know if you pretend to be a jeet so often in eevee threads, one day you are going to wake up as an Indian in India. Wont be so funny then
>>58932251keep it up. One these days your going to wake up in New Dehli with shitskin asking saar about giftcards
>>58931817Best Eeveelution tends to vary between games a lot, and also tends to come down to how much you are willing to invest in the mon.Take Gen 4 Sinnoh for example.Jolteon and Flareon get easy access to Thunder and Fire Blast, but both are a bit frail and really don't like missing- and the only way to get Thunderbolt and Flmaethrower at a reasonable point is the game corner. Vaporeon gets the always reliable Surf, but really late, so it is stuck using Blizzard.Espeon is ass unless you invest in the Game Corner Psychic TM(and they are expensive!).Umbreon gets immediate access to Payback as an accurate 150 BP move after STAB, giving it at least one solid attack move to spam.Leafeon is an oddball who doesn't get access to any good grass moves, but its Return is about as strong as Umbreon's Payback, and Leafeon is both bulky and fast. Leafeon can also hit the Game Corner like the others, picking up Sword Dance for less than half of what Jolteon, Flareon and Espeon is spending.Glaceon is basically not available with the shitty placement of the Icy Rock.The best might be Jolteon even with the accuracy issues, but you have a better Jolteon already in Sinnoh with Intimidate attached.Flareon has a case thanks to Choice Specs arriving at a reasonable point and it having better accuracy than Jolteon.Leafeon and Umbreon are both solid.
>>58932437There he is
>>58931758slit your throat
>>58931296I get to evolve it to the best evo, right?
>>58931296*puts you in Bill’s PC**releases you*
>>58931361>PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
>>58932721*cut to eevee, unharmed, lapping water from a bowl**pan up to me flirting with penny at an eevee meet up*
Why did Pikachu get popular in the first place?
>>58931817if i'm being 100% honest with you, every eeveelution is total ass. being monotype sucks, they all pay the monotype movepool tax, and they're generally just outclassed in every way. why would i use espeon when i could use alakazam or starmie? why use vaporeon or jolteon when other pokemon of that type exist? why even consider flareon for my team even if it was literally the only fire type in the game?the only real exception to the rule is umbreon. every game has glass cannon psychics, speedy electrics, bulky waters, and unusable dogshit fires, but most games don't have a defensive dark type. umbreon may be annoying and shitty to use ingame, but at least it's not hard outclassed by the majority of the dex.
>>58932821More recognisable
>>58931296>Fire Stone>Flamethrower TM>PP MaxSay "ahhh", we got a city to burn.
>>58932680So doing this is just a euphemism for deleting their data right? How do you do release a pokemon stored in a pc
Not interrested unless your dick is bigger than mine. I only have 5 inches of usable lenght, so it's not that hard of a feat to achieve. . .
>>58932821>why is the pushed mascot popular?it's a mystery
>>58932821Eevee only rose to mascot status officially since gen 7. Its color is too dull and inconspicuous to be the face of a brand.
>>58932821Pikachu was the designated and marketed mascot with the main character
>>58933084I feel Eevee was pushed way before that. What about Pokémon Yellow where he is the rival's starter? Or the Johto arc where Gary appears with Eevee at the opening?
>>58933084>Eevee naturally rose to popularity by the love of its fanssoul
>>58932016yeah that shitty spam doesn't make any sense with no chappy poster here
>>58931758It's immoral to force a child to fistfight a bunch of magical animals.
>>58933326What about making them fight other children?
>>58933397I guess that's fair. That's basically what sports is.
>>58933397kill yourself
>>58933397Then you are playing Moemon
>>58931296And we shall destroy any and all foes hat stand in our way, my beloved Eevee.
>>58931296That's not the eevee i expected...
>>58933830Cute, wholesome pic!
>>58933806you are trans
>>58931296Okay
>>58931296Best starter by far
>>58932733>you manage to score and bed penny>become her bf>and have a ring ready too>but>one day you open your bedroom door and see something you never expected>she's laying there on your bed and her whole collection of eeveelutions is running a train on her>she sees you seeing her>you close the door behind you and start packing up her stuff in a box>in a minute screams, bad words and threats start flying around the house>you throw her shit outside and break up with her>it kinda feels good to be in charge>when you close the door you turn and spot your dear eevee looking at you worried>you're a man so you never cry>you never cry, but your eyes start getting wet>but you never cry, expecially not in front of your best friend>so you tell her they're just sweating but she doesn't buy it>you can see it in her eyes>but she doesn't call you out on that either>instead as soon as you sit on the couch she jumps on your lap>so you pet her>you two cuddle to sleep>until you suddenly wake up in the night>she's riding you right on that couch and it feels amazing>she sees you awake and wants to kiss you>you don't stop her, but she can't quite reach you, so you get closer and kiss her instead>the kiss goes on for a bit>when she's about to cum your lips separate>you're also at your limit>she slams her hips down one last time and stops>she starts glowing>as you two cum she evolves into a silveon>when she stops glowing you two lock eyes together>your best friend just gave you the proof of her love and devotion to you>so you kiss her to make it an happily ever after
>>58931296Fuck ALL the way OFF
>>58932985Way harder than you think, humans have the biggest dicks in the world.Other apes your size for example have 2 inch (or cm, i don't remember) average, while dogs of eevee's size are competing with the tip of your pinky.At five inches with that size you're basically asking for a monster cock
>>58932937They get sent to a government labor camp obviously and when they drop dead they put them in either an oven or a shower
>>58932721>>58932733>>58935401You're a faggot.
>>58936106Hey m8 I didnt add the >>58935401crap
>>58933874seems like you hit a nerve
>>58936737What happen to Eevee
>>58931296I will never use Eevee as a starter.For one, it's normal type, so it has no super effective STAB while being weak to fightingFor two, it's too cutesy, and enjoyed by the kind of people who like mons like Furfrou and Absol. Give me something with scales.
>>58936807>Give me something with scales.You don't hate Eevee, you're just a scalyfag.
>>58936807Furfrou and Absol are based, though.
>>58931296What do you guys think the next eeveelutions will be?I'm thinking a dragon type, with sort of a regal theme called Regeon.
>>58931296I used to like Espeon, then I played PMD Gates to Infinity and she has optional dialog where she bad mouths my boy Keldeo, fuck that whore.
>>58936975What does she say to Keldeo?
>>58931296Let’s take a sober look at it. One reasonable thing to do is denying any eeveelution to further increase the bond with its trainer, aswell as upkeeping and endless flow of youthful fun. Think of Ash's Pikachu as a prime example of a healthy level of dependency to his trainer. Unlike Pikachu however, due to its tendency to spontaneously evolve into umbreon and espeon, this relationship requires constant effort by the trainer, as their happiness level must be forcefully kept under a certain threshold through painful reconditioning, such as fainting, being locked in a box, being given high dosages of energy powder or being traded back and forth to other trainers. All of this can be avoided however, if Eevee agrees to be constantly kept underground, tucked away from any notion of day or night time. There, Eevees can even breed while also finding fulfilling happiness. Either way, one would assume that this is bound to happen to any Eevee that bonds with its trainer prematurely, as this is just part of its nature. I know what you're thinking right now: 'I wanna try it out, aswell!'. Although singular instances of free roaming Eevees can be observed in isolated regions, most of them are already in captivity. Obtaining one yourself therefore means getting to know like-minded Eevee enthusiasts. You can spot one by their electrifying, playful, yet nerdy aura, aswell as their tendency to cosplay as pokemon, build machines to automate trading, and an odd infatuation with lighthouses. The easiest way might be a bargain with energy powder, even if its just for pointing you to a breeder.
>>58936977She doesn't say it to him, she tells the player Keldeo is an clumsy autist that is annoying to work with (not these exact words).
>>58937003Let me guess, you are an autist ponyfucker that is annoying to work with.
>>58937530how's the weather in Puerto Rico, chapjeet?
>>58937597Still no proof Chappyanon is the jeetspammer. She is not even in this thread.
>>58937637>never denies it >admitted to using vpns at one point>doesn’t take criticism well >is the only poster the bot seems to consistently defendBut sure
>>58937645Good point, even here before anyone mentioned chappy
>>58931296get back in the ball, I'm trading you in for a Vulpix
>>58938020Why would you pick a Vulpix
>>58938249cuter, softer, warmer
>>58937637We had like 7 Eevee threads necrobumped for months, when someone finally exposed chappyjeet, he stopped necrobumping them and they shortly archived soon after
>>58932985>>58935448completely wrong, canids have the highest penis length/body size ratioeevee is pretty small though, it would probably be 2-3 inches
>>58938737Sorry, Eevee. I'm just so excited to see you!
>>58937637Not that it matters to you anyway because you want to ignore the idea that someone dislikes off-topic spam simply because it's off-topic spam.So proof that Chappyfag is the Jeetschizo will mean jack shit to you.
Umbreon is my main pokemon in every game it is available in.
>>58939496You do not deserve your Eevee, anon. Hand it over to me immediately.
It is time.
>>58940592blow your brains out pedophile
>>58940597go back, shartroon
uh oh, sharty melty
not wanting to rape kids is not what makes someone a shartycel, subhuman
>>58940914And posting pics of fully clothed kids shouldn't be making you think of having sex with kids, sharty pedo.
>>58940592Feet
>>58941563This. You should think of removing the clothes first.
>>58941563Are you fucking retarded? Like seriously?
>>58931296Best little friend one could ever hope for
>>58940592hold like BIG hamburger
>>58931296Would be nice if more games had an Eevee starter
Whoops, it's Chappy time again!
>>58945831Missed you, Chappyanon.
>>58947086He was in this thread already, being his Jeet alter-ego.
>>58933084It was a mascot since Gen 5
>>58947091You're free to believe that.
>>58935401Unf eevee plapie plap
>>58947059NOOOOO DON'T JUMP ON ME
Chappy never denying it even once or just ignoring the allegations will always look bad btwEven people trying to look innocent at least deny it once, you aren’t slick
>>58947146Gen 5 also had that Eevee team in the anime
>>58931296
>>58947734
>favorite is espeon>have to friendship grind this piece of shit>don't really like any eevees
>>58935448 >>58938643 Doesn't matter as I've seen enough actual dogfucker porn to know that his popsicle dick would definitely mog mine the moment he evolves into anything besides maybe Espeon, but that one would be a completely different problem altogether for pretty obvious reasons...
>>58949452>but that one would be a completely different problem altogether for pretty obvious reasons...I don't get it. What are the "obvious reasons"?
>>58931296HOLY FUCK A TALKING DOG
>>58949482#penile_spines + #canine_penis
>>58931296>levels you near a mossy rock
>>58948799Oy vey
>>58931296I honestly don't get the appeal of Eevee
Is there a Hypno island DLC?
>>58945831
Reminder that chapjeet is a pedophile
>>58931296Normally you would but I’m boxing you the second I catch Teddiursa and Poocheyena in Gateon Port
>>58936270My bad
>>58955595>Teddiursa and PoocheyenaI know what you are.
>>58936975based keldeoGOD
>>58950540is this grooming
>>58931296HOLY SHIT A TALKING EEVEE
>>58956011I know you are but what am I
>>58957005it’s something called parenthood, something that you wouldn’t understand
>>58958879Not really, now get undressed and put on this mobster outfit I've gotten specifically tailored for you.
>>58958879holy sexo
>>58958879Pokemon wearing lingerie make people confused
>>58957005it does have a hypno
>>58949719Its a fox
>>58960858A dogfox
>>58961217a toy one
>>58931296Flareon is the best! It'd be like hugging a fluffy heating pad that purrs! And if you have an Arcanine, twice the hugs. Best mon' team combo!! Also, Flareon is so cute!
>>58955575Who?
>>58955575Nvm about >>58963210, I just looked at the signature on the super cute eevee art. My day is ruined.
>>58963214Why should the artist's name matter if you liked them before?
>>58955575That's not a meaningful comment. Say that about any of the users on this board (or even site) and you have a 50% chance of being correct. Might as well say Chappy is right eye dominant or has sleep issues
>>58963210The indian spamming on popular mon threads
Chapjeet is a pedophile
>>58954559might as well be
>>58963214he's talking about the guy posting chappy's art, not chappy himselfor the guy that seethes about the guy that posts chappy's art, i'm not too on the know about this specific schizo rivalry because i don't really care that much
>>58957005just look who's famous for grooming
>>58957005It's how you get more Psychics
>>58964763chapjeet is kind of a shitty nickname for anyone who isnt actually chappy the artist
>58957005I don't see any brushing
>>58931296Best starter easily
>>58931296More games should have an Eevee starter
>>58932152correct answer
>>58943528Based
>>58967217>>58967816Why an Eevee starter
>>58970527Wynaut
>>58970527Because it's the best one
>>58931296Best little friend one could ever ask for
>>58931296I wish
>>58958550A good one too
>>58932821why was Eevee cursed to have some of the worst fans on the planet
>>58931296None of the real ones ever tried to control the board after all
>>58932821Electric rat is interesting enough to be the face of the franchise
>>58957005Yes, this counts a grooming. Proper grooming. The eevee got groomed into a fine young lady by mama hypno. Don't let fags ruin the meanings of words because they're used excessively in their weird cases.
>>58933195yes but with good rrrrreason
>>58974977oop is right doe
>>58931296FUCK YOU I WANTEDC H A R I Z A R D FROM KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH>Gun shot.mp3
>>58931296That must be why none of the real ones ever tried to control the board
>>58957005Into a good Psychic-type too
>>58933195That's the difference between something organic and something forced
>>58933131It became the mascot because Japs loved it early on
>>58978749When you wear the mascot, you must be careful not to become the mascot.
>>58933195So did Pikachu at first
>>58949719>>58957233This one's the best part
>>58933179There's just a lot more merchandise now compared to before
>>58943528now that sounds fun
>>58970527Because it has 8 choices of evolutions. Sometimes you start with the fire type starter, and then find two more fire type Pokemon that you really like and wish you could change your starter's type to electric.
>>58982424that makes it 8 times as good as the second best starter
>>58931296Like this one right here
>>58979898Difference is Eevee didn't get as much merch until many years later
>>58976876Charizard isn't a starter.
>>58931296gonna be a cool little leafeon
>>58986133Bro likes to eat salad lmao
>>58986133Sounds nice to pat
>>58932821People forget that Clefairy was originally propped up to be the mascot of Pokemon.
>>58985815Probably the third-best
>>58987797This, Pikachu wasn't some shillmon mascot until after people found it and loved it as a rare encounter
>>58987797If it'd been available earlier maybe people would've fixated on it instead of Pikachu
>>58987797People also forget that Clefairy are canonically little martian fellas
>>58987860You can have a Charmander as a starter, not a Charizard.
>>58987797probably would've made the franchise look too girly
>>58987797Didn't last long, Pikachu did
>>58957233talking is the most important part
>>58931296That's one of the few things that would make a game great
>>58989721Or I could pick an Eevee instead >>58931296
>>58989721Man it's been almost a couple years since I last picked it
>>58931296If only this happened more often
>>58987797You sure that was Clefairy and not Jigglypuff?
>>58949719>>58957233this, a talking starter would be awesome
>>58931296Gib back event moves like Growth and Sing
>>58957005it's too different from what happens on discord
>>58996392And give useful moves like Boomburst and Extreme Speed
>>58931296Can't think of anything that would make me happier
>>58931296ALRIGHT LETS GO EEVEE!
>>58998742Go where?
Test
>>58998742this but unironically
>>58931296eevee should have a new neutral evo called normee that you get from reaching level 50 without evolvingit remains normal, but gets coverage of all of its main types
>>58999453Like the one from LG?
>>58999453There's already a starter form with those moves
>>58931296Probably the only way left to make a game great nowadays
>>58931296Nothing else I'd rather have
test
>>58974977she will fit right in here at 4chan with the rest of the porn addicted freaks.
>>58931296Especially since none of the real ones ever had to pretend to be "fellow Eeveefags" when trying to control the board
>>58931296It's been too long since the last Eevee starter
>>59003915>2018 was 8 years ago
>>58957005But Hypno is a jew, not a muslim.
>>58931296I wanted a Squirtle...
>>58974977Reminder, this autistic dogfucker and tranny cuckold is the co-creator of SLADE, so every time you make any Doom mod that's remotely popular you also validate Alex Munroe's abhorrent lifestyle choices.
>>58931296Best part is none of the real ones ever tried to control the board
>>59004418They're both semitic
>>59004471uuuuuuuuuhm.... ok?????
>>58988784>Pikachu wasn't some shillmon mascotit was, in the anime
>>59004471 >I can't make H-Doom but with Pokemons because some degenerate autismo tranny was useful 20+ years ago Okay retarf.
Assuming WiWa introduces TWO new Eeveelutions, which two would excite you more?Personally I would like Flying and Bug eeveelutions
nice hopefully thunderstones are easy to get
>>59006802I wish they'd show the Flying one they had planned
>>59006802I want a ghost Eevee.
>>58931296Unless you're Partner Eevee of LGPE, then fuck off.
>>59006802I have wanted a Poison Eevee pretty much since I first read Umbreon's pokedex but modern pokemon designs are shit and I really don't want the concept to be wasted.
>>59007258doesn't look like the fan designs are any good so at least they won't make anything "too similar" to those
>>59007664ZA's megas are proof that just because every fan design is shit doesn't mean the official ones won't be worse
>>59006802Steel and Ghost. Something slick, and something cool...
>>58932821Think of it as a lucky accident. The anime successfully made Pikachu both cool, cute and relatable. To this day, I don't even like any of the Raichus. If I have a Pikachu on the team, it stays a Pikachu all the way. The OG anime propaganda worked.
>>59008234Did the anime make Japanese kids discover Pikachu as a rare encounter and blow their minds before it was even written?
>>59006802A Flying-type that's a bit like a flying squirrel would be nice
>>59008700You encounter Pikachu multiple times during the game.
>>59009516>emolga-stare.jpg
>>59010203
>>59010203There's lots of duplicate animals
>>59010409aerodynamic fluff
>>59010117including very early on
>>58931296I don't get one often enough
>>58964763Thank you.I thought they meant the artist, sorry, I'm a tourist, haha. I usually hang out on /x/ and am only here for discussion about the new game so I don't know any of the regular posters on this board.
>>58931296>actually I just wanted to samefag and whine as part of my job
>chapjeet can’t user his usual spam anymore because it got filteredK w a b
>>58931296Looks like the only ESL who ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells is crying that the samefagging got exposed correctly again since the smell got worse again after that post
>>59002641>she
>>58931296Why can't this happen more often?
>>59014304kek is that true? Was he actually defeated?
>>58931296Sounds more like the ESL's been samefagging and crying about even more threads in broken English again, and that post smells bad enough that all those threads need to get bumped
>>59014867>>59016405Is this chapjeet
>>58931296Could use a hint because only one ESL ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells so it's very suspicious that a thread starts smelling that way every time that thing shows up to whine and samefag
So chapjeet lost? Got it.
That means the only ESL who ever pretends to know how to speak English has been crying about more and more threads getting bumped and couldn't even pretend to laugh anymore since that thing got offended again by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
>>59017204A common theme for chapjeet
Why is this dogshit thread still up? You idiots will endlessly bump any thread with Eevee as the thumbnail.
>>59018062Eeveefags are a kind, wholesome bunch who keep to their own. Let's be nice to them, please.
>>59018062Chapjeet (who recently got his pasta filtered kek) spends weeks, months even bumping eevee, kanto, ivysaur and johto threads thinking he’s owning some secret discord cabal, ran by an Indian who he believes shills “nu mon” and encourages people to only buy the new games, so chapjeet bumps threads about above to “own” his supposedly Indian nemesis who is totally real and makes threads on here to spite chapjeetNot making this up btw, all the threads up longer than a few weeks are usually xer
>>58931296All that samefagging means the only ESL who ever cries about not being able to control the board and gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells has been panicking about all that thing's samefagging and whining getting exposed again and will cry about yet another bump and yet another reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
>chapjeet can’t into greentext Kekypoo
That means the only ESL who ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells got caught panicking and scrambling after that thing's samefagging and crying about not getting replies or quotes got exposed yet again
>>58931296always cheat one of these in
>>58949719>>58957233A talking one would be even better
Holy esl
>>58931296That means the samefag who gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells is pretending to know any English again despite using words like "needful"
>>58931296Can't stand to play without an Eevee starter anymore
>>59010203It's just closer than something with actual wings
>>59010203that's more of a mouse than a squirrel
>>59007012>>59007664Don't see why they're worried about being too similar to fanart but not about Angry Birds suing them over that new starter
>>59004418It is?
>>59025119They're both semitic
>>59025119there's no difference between the twoboth came from the same areaboth can't eat porkboth dream of destroying the only true civilization
>>58931758This
>>59007258This, it's bad if they touch anything you love
>>59025119So's Kadabra
>>59028048Okay
>>59028676It was okay for everyone except Uri Geller
>>58931296Never go anywhere without one
>>59025119just look at the nose
>>58949719>>58957233that's shouting not talking
>>59028676It really was okay, Geller was probably just trying to shake them down for some shekels
>>59004471>Doom Feels good to be a Duke 3D CHAD
So close to the bvmp
>>58932733>unharmedunharmed and pleasured
Later half of the journey:
>>59032586>Have an espeon.>She fucks you while your asleep.>telepathically tells the police when you go out for a walk with her.>get arrested for being a dogfucker.
>>59032476Based balls of steel
>>59032586>espeonThat would not imply being in the friendzone? she don't even love you, she just like you as a friend, the lovely one is sylveon
>>58931296pokemon ZA is unironically much more fun as an eevee trainer (using only eevees and eevee evolutions)
>>59033109would be nice if it didn't make their eyes disappear
>>59033100They're all the same now
>>59032476I want some
>>58931296Let me finally put an end to this shit thread
>>59034752You failed, this cute image of Eevee >>59034750 did it.
>>59032586Impossible, mons wether feral or anthro coded, sentient or not, "male" or female they would NEVER do it with humans
>>59034752disgustingly basedand fuck chapjeet
>>58931296What a based thread then, made the only ESL who ever gets offended by how bad that entire "country" smells cry this whole time
Common chapjeet L
>page 10
even more based thread then, made the only ESL who ever gets offended by how bad that entire "country" smells scramble again and cry the whole time about more and more threads that will always get bumped
