>HI ANON IM GOING TO BE YOUR STARTER COMPANION>WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN
Wait for it...
>>58931296Oh wonderful! I've been looking to use this water stone for a while.
>>58931296Espeon is pretty good as far as starter mons go, you just gotta endure dealing with Eevee for a bit.
>>58931362Girl, think about your Staryu first! You sucked a d*k for it! Remember?
>>58931388I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong anon, I'm a dude.and don't have a staryu.
>>58931296I love you, little guy. You're gonna be a great Umbreon, Sylveon, Jolteon or Leafeon.
>>58931678Have you ever thought that, perhaps, you have been here for too long?
>>58931296Yes, Eevee is an excellent, top-tier starter Pokémon, particularly inPokémon: Let's Go, Eevee!where it boasts superior base stats, exclusive high-power moves (e.g., Bouncy Bubble, Sizzly Slide), and immense versatility. It provides significant tactical flexibility due to its diverse evolutionary paths, allowing it to fit into various team roles.
>>58931296I'd rather have a pokekid as a starter
>>58931748Tell me how I know this is AI generated
cock sleeve
>>58931392That's exactly what she'd say! Yep you're her! Now bend over as I shove my Poke Flute up your pussy!
>>58931296Eevee itself is pretty ass. It's a load until it evolves. Espeon is probably the best eeveelution for ingame. It's also among the hardest to actually get unless you're going by fiat, or have so little to do that running around for an hour sounds good. Flareon and Leafeon are nearly useless. Flareon specifically was okay in gen 3, and is one of the few pokemon to unironically be hurt by physical/special split, because being a relatively specially bulky pokemon, with a strong Shadow Ball was genuinely useful, but outside of that is just bad. Leafeon is just bad. Umbreon is good in theory, but is so fucking slow at single player you should just kill yourself. PLUS you are grinding friendship for this fucking thing. Gag. Jolteon and Sylveon are decent, but Jolteon is too one-note for single player, while Sylveon is signing up to level this fucking thing to the 20s, and possibly grind whatever the fuck they've decided Affection should be replaced with. Glaceon is... interesting, Ice is almost never available early, and the few ice types that do sometimes show up early are giga ass. Glaceon is ass, but might actually have a solid niche if you get it early enough. Falls off like garbage in the sun though. But since no eevee is good long term, that actually isn't as bad as it sounds. Vaporeon isn't awful, but is pretty much just flatly worse than most other water types, which are also absurdly common. Same issue most water starters have. Good in theory, but just go catch a Gyarados or something.
>>58931817Espeon is borderline useless since it gets no moves in most games. Vaporeon and Jolteon have also pretty lackluster movesets but finding Surf and Thunderbolt is usually a lot easier than Psychic.As much as people shit on Flareon, it can at least hit things with Fire Fang and whatever physical attacks it gets from Eevee. Also, its Special Attack is not really bad for ingame either. It doesn't need a physical Fire type move as badly as people think it does.
>>58931757Whoever made this bot can you make it spam coomer generals instead, atleast the eeveefags tend to not be porn addicted degenerates
>>58931296I'm putting a silly hat on the dogcatfox
>>58931882You fags are just as much a blight as the coomers are
>>58931859>It doesn't need a physical Fire type move as badly as people think it does.I do agree with this. If it actually got Lava Plume at a reasonable level, it would be fine. It doesn't. Usually in the 40s. Base 90ish with a good attack is enough, but Flareon is cursed with shit special moves, too, unless the game pushes Flamethrower into your hands early.The problems with Flareon are more that it is both slow and frail enough for "good enough" offenses to be a problem. Fire is good defensive typing for ingame, but that only goes so far when it's constantly getting its shit pushed in by random normal and flying types that outspeed it even with a level and IV/EV advantage, taking debuffs and status from all kinds of stuff, and running into more issues with physically bulky things that also wreck it afterwards.Espeon doesn't really have this same problem. 130 is frankly thermonuclear at any point before the 30s, and Confusion/Psybeam actually are just fine with that much raw power (and it actually gets them. Flareon doesn't usually even get Fire Fang until around 30, and is sitting on base 95 Ember until then). It struggles against bulkier shit, but there's actually a pretty narrow slice of things specially durable enough to eat a base 130 Psybeam, but also hit Espeon back physically before very, very late. And since none of them do particularly well late game anyways, it's not that big of an issue relatively speaking. And base 130 Confusion rips through almost anything you're liable to run into in the first 20 levels of the game that isn't Dark. As an asideVaporeon relies on Surf HARD. A lot of water types actually have this problem, where they sit on Water Pulse, Bubblebeam, or off-stat Aqua Tail until Hydro Pump in the 50s, but it's especially pronounced on Vaporeon since it has so little else going for it. In a game where HMs don't exist, it's pretty toothless. Reasonably bulky, but toothless.
>>58931922Most games give you either Flamethrower or Fire Blast in the midgame so it is not really an issue. Flareon also gets a bunch of physical moves of different types that it can use for coverage and neutral damage. Sure it is slow but not so slow that it is going to realistically get outspeed. Confusion/Psybeam is all Espeon has. In some games that is all it needs but in others, it can't do shit. Its usability is a lot more limited than the OG eeveelutions, even if they all get shit movesets in one way or another.>Vaporeon relies on Surf HARD. A lot of water types actually have this problem, I don't see the issue. Surf is just one of the best moves in the game, there is no reason not to use it. Thats like saying Ground types rely too much on Earthquake.
>>58931678No seriously what does any of this shit mean
>>58931969In relation to that second part, not really. Ground has a lot of other stuff like headlong, magnitude, dig, any move with bone in the name, and drill run, and those are just physical.
>>58931296Fire Stone
>>58931992"Stop complaining about Eevee threads, only my Indian bogeyman would do that">and he's posting this despite the lack of complaints about the thread
>>58932000All of those moves have shortcomings, they may be great in competitive but there is no reason to use them in game when you can have a 100 power 100 accuracy move with great availability and distribution.If you don't want to use Surf, every water type still gets Scald or Liquidation, both excellent moves with no drawbacks, but still, there is no reason not to teach Surf in game even if you hate HMs.
>>58932021>>58931969Nah, nah, I'm not saying you just arbitrarily aren't using the HMs, I mean it's actually not that uncommon for HMs to just not be in the game, especially in the more modern games or some romhacks that eschew HMs entirely. Some will include Surf in some form, but not all of them do, and any game where Surf just isn't really available, Vaporeon is on the list of Water types that get fucked by this. Versus, I don't think games really just remove, say, Earthquake, the same way. It's not really that important for this, since the main argument against Vaporeon is just that there's tons and tons of random Water types that do exactly the same thing, but it's an extra footnote for Vaporeon in the context of just comparing eeveelutions to eachother, with the assumption being that you have already committed to using them.
>>58932029I don't really play the modern games, neither the newer gens nor the "challenge" hacks for ecelebs so I guess I never ran into that issue.
>>58932062I wouldn't reccomend most challenge hacks anyways. Most of them are more annoying and tedious, than fun or challenging in interesting ways. Other romhacks are fun though, you should play some.
>>58931296Yep. We are gonna be pals. I'll show you the world! Change! Travel! Adventure!I'll make you a might espeon and even get you an umbreon GF.in exchange you will act cute af in front of the bitches
>>58932153You know if you pretend to be a jeet so often in eevee threads, one day you are going to wake up as an Indian in India. Wont be so funny then
>>58932251keep it up. One these days your going to wake up in New Dehli with shitskin asking saar about giftcards
>>58931817Best Eeveelution tends to vary between games a lot, and also tends to come down to how much you are willing to invest in the mon.Take Gen 4 Sinnoh for example.Jolteon and Flareon get easy access to Thunder and Fire Blast, but both are a bit frail and really don't like missing- and the only way to get Thunderbolt and Flmaethrower at a reasonable point is the game corner. Vaporeon gets the always reliable Surf, but really late, so it is stuck using Blizzard.Espeon is ass unless you invest in the Game Corner Psychic TM(and they are expensive!).Umbreon gets immediate access to Payback as an accurate 150 BP move after STAB, giving it at least one solid attack move to spam.Leafeon is an oddball who doesn't get access to any good grass moves, but its Return is about as strong as Umbreon's Payback, and Leafeon is both bulky and fast. Leafeon can also hit the Game Corner like the others, picking up Sword Dance for less than half of what Jolteon, Flareon and Espeon is spending.Glaceon is basically not available with the shitty placement of the Icy Rock.The best might be Jolteon even with the accuracy issues, but you have a better Jolteon already in Sinnoh with Intimidate attached.Flareon has a case thanks to Choice Specs arriving at a reasonable point and it having better accuracy than Jolteon.Leafeon and Umbreon are both solid.
>>58932437There he is
>>58931758slit your throat
>>58931296I get to evolve it to the best evo, right?
>>58931296*puts you in Bill’s PC**releases you*
>>58931361>PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP
>>58932721*cut to eevee, unharmed, lapping water from a bowl**pan up to me flirting with penny at an eevee meet up*
Why did Pikachu get popular in the first place?
>>58931817if i'm being 100% honest with you, every eeveelution is total ass. being monotype sucks, they all pay the monotype movepool tax, and they're generally just outclassed in every way. why would i use espeon when i could use alakazam or starmie? why use vaporeon or jolteon when other pokemon of that type exist? why even consider flareon for my team even if it was literally the only fire type in the game?the only real exception to the rule is umbreon. every game has glass cannon psychics, speedy electrics, bulky waters, and unusable dogshit fires, but most games don't have a defensive dark type. umbreon may be annoying and shitty to use ingame, but at least it's not hard outclassed by the majority of the dex.
>>58932821More recognisable
>>58931296>Fire Stone>Flamethrower TM>PP MaxSay "ahhh", we got a city to burn.
>>58932680So doing this is just a euphemism for deleting their data right? How do you do release a pokemon stored in a pc
Not interrested unless your dick is bigger than mine. I only have 5 inches of usable lenght, so it's not that hard of a feat to achieve. . .
>>58932821>why is the pushed mascot popular?it's a mystery
>>58932821Eevee only rose to mascot status officially since gen 7. Its color is too dull and inconspicuous to be the face of a brand.
>>58932821Pikachu was the designated and marketed mascot with the main character
>>58933084I feel Eevee was pushed way before that. What about Pokémon Yellow where he is the rival's starter? Or the Johto arc where Gary appears with Eevee at the opening?
>>58933084>Eevee naturally rose to popularity by the love of its fanssoul
>>58932016yeah that shitty spam doesn't make any sense with no chappy poster here
>>58931758It's immoral to force a child to fistfight a bunch of magical animals.
>>58933326What about making them fight other children?
>>58933397I guess that's fair. That's basically what sports is.
>>58933397kill yourself
>>58933397Then you are playing Moemon
>>58931296And we shall destroy any and all foes hat stand in our way, my beloved Eevee.
>>58931296That's not the eevee i expected...
>>58933830Cute, wholesome pic!
>>58933806you are trans
>>58931296Okay
>xhaaarz please be a fellow troon now like anyone who uses my ESL geetkord which is why I've been sobbing helplessly that my preparations from the very first post got exposed xhaarz imagine a /vp/ without geets xhaarz there wouldn't be any furry coom threads left xhaarz no one would ever whine about bumping xhaarz no one would flood the board with shitty threads during the same timezone just to pretend there's any "hype" for shitty nugen trash xhaarz no one would be dishonest enough to make up a samefaggan story that changed again>xhaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single geet put togethaar>please saar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggan geets that don't belong here>remember xhaarz when a samefaggan geet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggan geet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth>remember zxaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate>please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my xhartygeet raids which are actual spam>aieee I was trying so hard to pretend muh chappy would come to save me and to prevent my fellow xhartygeets' agenda and ethnicity from getting reposted again why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggan story save me muh chappy
>>58931296Best starter by far
>>58932733>you manage to score and bed penny>become her bf>and have a ring ready too>but>one day you open your bedroom door and see something you never expected>she's laying there on your bed and her whole collection of eeveelutions is running a train on her>she sees you seeing her>you close the door behind you and start packing up her stuff in a box>in a minute screams, bad words and threats start flying around the house>you throw her shit outside and break up with her>it kinda feels good to be in charge>when you close the door you turn and spot your dear eevee looking at you worried>you're a man so you never cry>you never cry, but your eyes start getting wet>but you never cry, expecially not in front of your best friend>so you tell her they're just sweating but she doesn't buy it>you can see it in her eyes>but she doesn't call you out on that either>instead as soon as you sit on the couch she jumps on your lap>so you pet her>you two cuddle to sleep>until you suddenly wake up in the night>she's riding you right on that couch and it feels amazing>she sees you awake and wants to kiss you>you don't stop her, but she can't quite reach you, so you get closer and kiss her instead>the kiss goes on for a bit>when she's about to cum your lips separate>you're also at your limit>she slams her hips down one last time and stops>she starts glowing>as you two cum she evolves into a silveon>when she stops glowing you two lock eyes together>your best friend just gave you the proof of her love and devotion to you>so you kiss her to make it an happily ever after
>>58931296Fuck ALL the way OFF
>>58932985Way harder than you think, humans have the biggest dicks in the world.Other apes your size for example have 2 inch (or cm, i don't remember) average, while dogs of eevee's size are competing with the tip of your pinky.At five inches with that size you're basically asking for a monster cock
>>58932937They get sent to a government labor camp obviously and when they drop dead they put them in either an oven or a shower
