I used to rule JohtoAmong the trio I'd rise as the number one choiceNow in ZA I was wrote off aloneA pig stinks where I built my throneI used to roll the diceSee the fear in Meganium's eyesListen as the kids would preach'Set the starters aside, Typhlosion is for me'One minute I held the keyNext the dex had no entry for meAnd I discovered that my castle standsOn regional that won't show up againI hear Eckruteak's bells a-ringin'Youtube grifters in choirs are singin'First page of Google calls me a pedo beast,Say I raped a kid in the TeraleakFor some reason I can't explainI know Gen10 won't save my nameI will not appear anymoreBut you remember when I ruled Johto?I was a fiery and wild windBlew down the doors to let me inWas never shilled but scored 5th on pollsWingless Charizard is what I'd becomeBut the shillmons waitFor my head on a silver plateJust a badger, not some EpsteinAww, how'd they steal the Mega of the king?I hear Ho-oh's bells a-ringin'Discord groomers in choirs are singin'They say I molested a hisui kid,Whom I drugged, raped, kept in fearFor some reason, I can't explainOn that leak there was never,Never an honest wordThey smeared me 'cause I ruled the worldOh-oh-oh, oh-oh, ohOh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
>>58932324You REALLY want to tribute, typhlosion? Slop buying game freak’s goyslop or engage with Pokekikes who contributed to the hate campaign. That’s be far more productive than whatever shit you just wroteSimple ass.
kwab
>>58932337I already did, yet nothing works. At one point I was coordinating with a Discord server to track:>every website that showed Pokémon ZA with Tepig / Emboar>every Let's Player who picked Tepig>every Twitter / influencer who was running Tepig as starter>everytime Tepig showed up in any proeminent roleWe were going to do an epic mass raiding and an exposure, first threatening said platforms to speak some words on how Typhlosion was done dirty or suffer. But nobody cared. They just blocked me and vanished.We also tried to begin starter wars over Twitter, the only thing we got was Feraligatr being called Toiletgator, and Totodile being renamed Totodiddler.It is so tiresome.
>>58932350kwab
>>58932347And then posts like this just come all the time. I tried e-mailing the artist saying how this broke my heart and made me stop following their work (I never did), but didn't get a single reply.I am just bummed and feeling so freaking defeated and demoralized.All the DLC was released, and the last hope to see Typhlosion back is now gone.It is almost like people don't care, and a few good people in /vp/ are the only ones who still remember the Phlosion.
>>58932358kwab
>>58932357And the whole Bulbapedia / Wikipedia fiasco saying hisuian typhlosion is now some LGBT thing just attracted more unecessary controversy. At this point Typhlosion should just leave the Pokédex and go find employment in Palworld.Nintendo has nothing planned for him. Not even Pokémon Colosseum, where Quilava shows up as a shadow Pokémon, is allowed to be released because there would be again some conversation about Typhlosion.Evne though they promissed this.Typhlosion fans get nothing. We are just here to suffer and be humiliated.
>>58932366kwab
>>58932369>>58932361>>58932357>>58932347You must feel really proud of yourself for attacking people who can't defend themselves.
>>58932371kwab
>>58932374Do you have a collection of all this crap in your PC? Humiliating Typhlosion fans is the only thing you achieved in your life?
>>58932347keky pow
>>58932379regardless of whether i was here or not, you would continue to humiliate yourselves
>>58932379anon, when you say it like that that it makes it seem like that person is a sad pathetic loser with no life and would be better of killing itself?
>the amounts of posts ITT that are one minute apart of each otherCan somebody castrate GapeApe and bring back the IP counter already?
>>58932411hey retard im not hiding the fact that im one dude
>>58932347Total CHADBOAR victory
>>58932371
fucking love the GET meganiumchad, you started all this kinolove u
>>58932324
>>58932324ÜN ÜN welcome to the club, Typhlosion!
pain
>>58933601>humiliation bump
I'm mad
>necroingGrim
>gets called out for blatant samefagging>thread slows down to a crawlfucking kek
Typhlosion lost, Crocodile won, leaf...won too, I guess?
>>58934883Pig is the only winner.
I'm not going to post on /vp/ ever again.I mean, what is the point if you are just going to be bullied out of your own thread?I am already pushing 37. I don't care. It just seems gratuitious to me, like Pokémon fans are the butt end of a joke, so they need to have Typhlosion fans be humiliated to console themselves
>>58936126SHE SAID DON'T LET MY DOOR HIT YOUR ASS
>>58934883>>58935496dinochads won hardest of allbut we get to share this victory, we're all bros here
ZA starters flopped. Typhlosion won
>>58936213...a trip to epstein island
