Rate them from most to least professor
>>58934818holy fucking unova sexo professor
>>58934818Most Professor - the menLeast Professor - the women
>>58934830Which is which?
>>58934818Kukui (actually does the most work out of any professor and deserves the most respect) >Juniper >Sonia>Rowan>Oak>Birch>Sycamore>Elm>>>Magnolia (She literally did nothing)
>>589348181. Juniper2. Rowan3. Kukui4. Oak5. Sycamore6. Birch7. ElmHaven't played the Switch games, but Sonia seems cute I guess.
>>58934818Rowan always struck me as the most respectable, he didn't give a shit about anything other than giving the retarded kids something to do and getting back to work
>>58934818Pass Pass Pass Pass Smash Smash Smash Pass Smash
>>58934818Rowan and Oak always come across as the higher-ups in their fields (ie, field leaders who’ve written novel papers). Birch is probably right after them though given how often he’s in the environment though, I bet he probably writes a lot too solely due to being out in the open.
>>58934818Don't care I want to breed Sonia
Rowan is the most professor, but I want to have sex with Professor Sycamore, so he ranks very highly in terms of professorness. He is also Rowan's pupil, so that's cool! Kukui is bald and ugly and I would not have sex with him. He needs to put on a shirt.
Rowan gives off major Munakata vibes.
>>58934820Stop it Oak
Oak > (old design) > Kukui > Juniper > Rowan > Oak (new design) >>> the rest
>>58934818Rowan actually feels like a long-time published researcher, he could be tenured at an ivy league. Oak is more of a (pre-shaming) bill nye/degrasse tyson where they have the qualifications but their contributions to the field are more attracting public interest or being a media liaison. I would fuck juniper so hard I would go into cardiac arrest after 120 hours of non-stop rawdogging. Birch and Elm are kind of the standard post-STEM graduates that bumbled their way into a nuclear family and just kept publishing papers, sort of coasting by in the grand scheme of academia. Sycamore just bribed the board or conned them into whatever gigantic grant he was given to afford a multiple story lab in paris despite being 29 and without any evidence of any meaningful contributions to his field. Kukui isn’t even a professor he just molests children in the beach house his actual professor wife bought him to keep him away from populated areas. Anyone after that is ugly fanfiction.
I did not play SwSh and so far Kukui is the most hands on (you actually see him do shit) and Rowan has the most professor aura.
>>58934975>Rowan and Oak always come across as the higher-ups in their fields (ie, field leaders who’ve written novel papers).Rowan is canonically Oak's mentor so he's possibly a step above
>>58935113Sonia is the only one who does shit aside from Kukui, actually. I hate to say it, but Turo/Sada are my favorites simply due to their plot relevance and mad scientist portrayal, it's just too bad you don't interact with them for most of the game except for the climax.
>>58935039>I would fuck juniper so hard I would go into cardiac arrest after 120 hours of non-stop rawdogging.I kneel
Introducing female professors destroyed the games 2bh
>>58935124counting sonia as one is kind of bullshit since iirc she wasn't actually a professor yet
>>58935134She's a professor by the end of the game, though yes, she's just an assistant doing fieldwork and coming into her own for most of the game. Either way, she's the only one aside from Kukui who actually goes out and does shit.
>>58935137Oak goes out for a vacation in Eterna and a coffee with Mr. Pokèmon
Why are only Kukui and Sonia getting credit for going out and doing things?
Birch should automatically be last place for getting caught off guard by a zigzagoon/poochyena
>>58935145>>58935146Why are you seething so hard? They're the only ones who go out and do any fieldwork, you knew what I meant considering who I was initially responding to.
>>58935153My Oak post was meant to discredit him.
>>58935153You're wrong though. Professor Sycamore also does fieldwork and so does Rowan. They're in games that don't force feed you 40 hours of cutscenes though, so maybe that's why you got confused?
>>58935153Birch gets fucked over doing fieldwork minutes into the game. Not a great track record but is effort.
The ones that failed to follow the simple fucking naming convention (Tree=Professor)
>>58935129fag
>>58935122Source?
>>58935124do Turo/Sada even actually count? they don't really do anything at all other than give you some backstory then die
>>58935147what's disqualifying about getting jumped by a wild pokemon?
>>58935217You would think a seasoned professional wouldn't have much trouble handling a level 3 small mammal.
>>58935134True, but she does assist us as a Professor in the dlc, which is still more than some of the others
>>58935219doubt they're trained in fistfighting hyenas and raccoons
Sonia owes me a footjob
>>58935129True.>>58935182Women shouldn't be scientists.
>>58934818Is Sonia even a professor? Can't remember.Where's Laventon?
>>58934818You forgot the best one
>>58935585ackshually
>>58934818I game, Oak is viewed as probably the smartest one. In actuality, he’s the least informed hick out of them all. I don’t think we even know his area of study.Elm is the most unorganized but probably most hardworking as he commonly works after hours forgetting to sleep or eat. he studies the single most important aspect of the entire Pokeverse.Juniper is probably the least relevant or noteworthy. She is the nepotism professor with the most useless study to the world between the professors and would be nowhere without her father.Then again, there’s Kukui where being a professor is pretty much a side gig for him.So basicallyElm (Breeding) > Rowan (Evolution) > Birch > (Habitat) > Sycamore (Evolution/Mega Evolution) >>> Oak (Behavior) >>>>> Juniper (History) > Kukui (Attacks)I haven’t played anything after moon so can’t speak on professors after that.
>>58935585Lol
>>58934818The worst ones are the young ones>CuckuiSold his people to become another copy KANTOOOO>SoniaLiterally she was on a journey to find herself lmao
>>58934818Kukui>Juniper&Sonia>>>>the other men
>>58935147He was caught off guard and they targeted his briefcase first.
He was a fun character
>>58934818My wild guess:RowanOakMagnoliaJuniperBirchKukuiElmSycamoreMableSonia (that bimbo hoe sucked good)
>>58935129Why? I work with women and they're finely competent.
are we posting Sonias now?
>>58936687I suppose
>>58936255Simp
>>58936702nice
surprised the thread went this long without someone trying to derail it
>>58935733you missed nothing, Sonia's only a professor in the DLC and Turo/Sada are clones who only show up just to fight you and "die" right after since the real ones got killed by the dinosaur/robot long before the start of the game
>KukuiThe most based motherfucker around Friendly, chill dude Gets hot nerd wife The original final boss of AlolaBasically adopted Lillie and gave her a home of sorts when she needed one Gets shit done You can't touch KukuiHe's the fucking greatest >RowanNo-nonsense BAMF that has Galactic Grunts quivering in fear and makes Barry sit down and shut up just by silently staring at him Also looks damn good for an old man, aged more gracefully than Oak >OakThe OGDoesn't do much but earned his spot by being the first and the most iconic >Birch Getting his ass beat by a Zigzagoon is funnyAlso gets points for siring May, who I gooned to many times as a young lad >SoniaCute, sexy, but that's it >Juniper Does anyone seriously care >Magnolia Lol>Sycamore Friends with Basically Hitler and was completely unaware Total retard, those looks were wasted on himProfessor my ass>ElmFucking faggot cocksucker didn't say shit when the cop looking for Silver was about to arrest you and only spoke up after he was corrected and left I hope he gets anally violated by a Shuckle Also he looks like a cuckLike just look at that bitchWhat a pussy
>>58937715>Fucking faggot cocksucker didn't say shit when the cop looking for Silver was about to arrest you and only spoke up after he was corrected and leftthe fuck are you talking about, all the cop does is ask if you've seen him
>>58937737The scene was way different in HGSS, the cop grills the fuck out of you and accuses you of being the thief, professor just sits there, then your opposite gender childhood friend comes by and bails you out.
>>58937743that should be considered noncanon then
>>58936702I love this Bimbo Professor so much
>>58937737Have you even played the game
