>>58935049Cute little fishcatdog. I love them.
>>58935074>I love them
>>58935089Yes i do want to fuck her, but there's also better options
hatred for eeveelutions, eevee fans and eevee players in unite
sex
>>58935049wet croissant
>>58935049
>>58935049>I need to go fap
>>58935049sack of shit who can't even wall suicune, it's one FUCKING job, without leech seed support
>>58935049Why this one?Glaceon and Sylveon are a hundred times hotterIt’s like when everyone was drooling over Luchachu when Idolchu exists.I’ll never get it.
>>58935049Slippery wet water sex
>>58935748>legendary water type beats non legendary water typehuh...
>>58935049My dog
"why arent you learning any water moves?"
>>58935049it reminds me of being a kid and getting the jungle tcg starter deck that came with a vaporeon holo which was the first ever holographic card i got.
>>58935049Must be a water type. The copypasta was my second thought.
>>58935049Hey guys
>>58935049the most creative eeveelutionrest of them are just animal + element, here it's a hybrid of animal and fish
>>58935755Slippery and smooth > fur.Tight leotard with canon cameltoe in smash > frilly skirt.That's all there is to it.
>>58935089>>58935322>>58936145>>58936281>>58936792
>>58935755>Glaceon and Sylveon are a hundred times hotterThey're all fairly close together when it comes to porn numbers, with Sylveon in the lead between the three. The Vaporeon meme just happened to get popular on Reddit and Facebook, so it has way more exposure. Glaceon probably does have the most waifu-fags though, while people into the other Eeveelutions are often into all of them and want a big harem.
>>58935049Wish Flip Turn purgatory
>>58935049surprisingly tanky
>>58936287Fish are animals, retard
my first thought is "vaporeon"
>>58935049Sadness that one of my favorite Pokemon has been ruined by zoomers.
>>58935049Favorite Eeveelution even despite the memes because it's the only one that REALLY feels like a unique animal hybrid you don't see every day. Leafeon comes close, Sylveon is probably third but the flesh ribbons are just too cutesy. Nishida went too hard in the "it's my mom's catdog" for everything after Gen I yet none of them ever really keep the cool collar/manes for some reason
>>58937625Perhaps the collar/manes were more Fujiwara's thing? Vaporeon started off using Fujiwara's designs, but the latter eeveelutions may have been more free, all Nishida. Don't need the collar/manes to fit in anymore either. Fun fact, the Kanto eevees are the only ones to have pawpads too, for some reason.
>>58935049It's my favourite eeveelution, I just think it looks really sleek and cool. Can't share than opinion anywhere but here though, thanks to that copypasta getting popular everyone just thinks I wanna fuck it.
>>58935049cutie :)>the meme is tired, get over it already
>>58935049Dynamax, lay on big soft water belly and fucking die.
it's really depressing that I cant even mention vaporeon without some incel defaulting to the copypasta like a trained monkey
>>58935049Serene, peaceful.
>>58935049Mommy. I think of that one image were a blue-haired kid clarifies that the Vaporeon next to him is his mother while she proudly smiles:
>>58935049THICKSEXYTAIL
>>58935049Cute. No, a meme won't change my personal opinion that it's the least fuckable veevee besides Jolteon. Ninetales owns them all in that regard anyeay.I do scuba diving so having a vap bro to go diving with would be hyperkino thoughbeit.
>>58935049I just know this fuckass is running Wish.
>Waaa some incels make crude jokes about it now it’s ruinedPussies
bulky mono-water type, as well as how powerful it was in 2016 pokemon go
>>58938292You can tell they're all zoomers by how much a silly meme gets their panties in a twist, these people would've never survived i herd u liek mudkipz
>>58935049You're going on my Kanto team.
*leans down* I think you're a cool pokemon aside of the dead meme bout you
>>58938875>acting like zoomers aren't the only ones who actually find this shit funnyFucking kek
>>58935049Hug itThen share a bath and attempt to breed it relentlessly
>>58938875>do you like you favorite Pokémon? But like is misspelled >your favorite pokemon exists to be a fleshlight for freaks There’s a bit of a difference anon
>>58935049>first thoughtblue
>>58939138> your favorite pokemon exists to be marketable FTFY
>>58939167even female meowstic?
>>58935049An inferior Glaceon
>>58939170Yes
>>58939138"I herd you leik mudkipz" was about someone fucking a Mudkip doll, the difference isn't that vast
