Why would a pokemon need big tiddies?
>>58937158It's her arm you porn addicted virgin, and she is giggling behind her hands, not hiding her non existent tits
>>58937167Those are clearly her legs
>>58937169And the 2 appendages in front of her mouth are her arms, you are retarded and/or trolling if you think those are tits
>>58937171Where did /vp/'s whimsy go
>>58937182Come on now, i know this board is extremely low IQ but i don't think anyone here is retarded enough to think those are tits, unless of course this whole "this Mawile plushie got tits guise!11!" headcanon is the latest forced Saborcord """"meme""""
>>58937167Hes referring to its legs being round like tits
>>58937158They did it on purpose
I must be blind because I don't see anything wrong with the plush
>>58937207It's just porn addicted virgins being porn addicts, nothing to see here
>>58937167The legs came out looking like tits you retard. I don't watch porn and even a kid could see that plus it's just a joke, lighten up nobody is disrespecting your pokewaufu . Calm down
>>58937207>>58937256People with autism can have issues seeing things that they have internalised as special to them. I'm not bullying you but everyone else can see it. Also an adult woman's breasts do look different from what these anons have probably seen in porn, that's if they watch human porn and not r34 lopunny shit,which again is sadly common among the autistic community.
>>58937256You can find better vessels Jezebel. Leave and do so!
>>58937194but what's that pink thing coming out of its ass that looks like she's sitting on a dildo
>>58937182xitter fags get trained by the red light and green light to virtue signal constantly and whenever possible
>>58937286>500th sex joke i've seen todayno fucking wonder
I also thought op was refering to the arms lol
https://litter.catbox.moe/3b6iytagmhe0mx0h.png
>>58937318That's the tag they add onto every plush retard
>>58938362https://litter.catbox.moe/ijjvs27shuu6e40y.PNG
>>58937296Its a massive stretch to say everyone can see they look like tits when they clearly dont. Get your eyes checked
>>58938381everyone can
>Big boobs mawile i can't tell if i should feel horny for one of my favorite mons or not
>>58937167>>58937169I'm gonna be real, I can't even see the legs as boobs. Maybe it's because I know what her feet look like. The illusion won't click.
Imagine being so addicted to porn that the first thing you think of when you see this is tits, unironically seek help before it's too late as in call a hooker already
>>58938410That is extremely poor advice for a sex addict anon.
>joke thread about tits>ugly troons and femcels still absolutely seething over the thought of people looking at tits
>>58938413>Porn addicts are fighting with troons and incels Lmao post pokemon instead
Normal Person>ha ha kinda looks like tits lol *shares with a friend*/vp/ autist>NOOOOO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE TITS MAWILE DOESN'T HAVE THOSE YOU GOONER STOP LOOKING AT PORN
So people misinterpreting it are pretending it's a plush of a bust? That seems like a stretch, I don't think I've ever seen a plush of a bust. I've seen disembodied heads. I've seen full characters. But never a bust in plush form.
>>58938413>Troons are porn addicts and make most goon threads>Everyone who complains about my goon threads are troonsWhich one is it then retard? Make up your mind already.>>58938417Normal people don't look at this and see tits though
>>58937158Lmao, it's already out of stock. Trust gooners to buy up stuff that not even scalpers care about.
>>58938546you have a very high opinion of normal people. Normal people just don't go around talking about sex 24/7 in public. They'd still mention such things among their friends
>>58938578>$54.91 for a fucking keychain
>>58938546>Troons are porn addicts and make most goon threadsWho said that?>Everyone who complains about my goon threads are troonsEvery normal guy/girl likes tits and has no problems making jokes about them, it doesn't take a genius to know that the people who show insecurity over them are jealous troons and women.
>>58938404Do what I am, and pray that TPC is ignorant enough to think that this particular plush being so popular means they need to make more Mawile merch in general.
Poketards really will sexualize anything huh?
>>58938588Yeah, I think that's in Australian funbux. If so it'd be nearly $40 for Americans.
>>58938546you can go to literally any site and see the most normal of normalfags making jokes about thisjust stop coping
>>58938679Of course they do since the autists make it a meme and normalfags just follow the trend, a normalfag finding about this first would not have see this as being tits
>>58937158This was known 10 days ago.The first lewd.was posted 9 days ago.Why you so slow?Are you slow?
>>58937158I clearly saw legs, just goes to show how much this franchise is just nothing but Memes and Porn now
>>58938776Most people didn't see it until yesterday mate
>>58937158>so addicted to porn that he cant tell bodily appendages apart from boobs anymoresad
>>58937158You have to be extremely Coombrained to see tits here
>>58938835Tell that to the retards on Xitter who literally made this a meme
>>58938398Retards you meanArms and legs plain as day
>>58937158Even if you don't know what Mawile looks like this is such a fucking stretch, someone made this a meme just for views and likes
So the gooners just think they stopped making the plush part way and she has no lower half?
>>58939150This kind of framing is common
Humor plays a significant role in social interactions and daily communication. It can help build relationships, ease tensions, and improve overall social well-being. For individuals with autism, grasping jokes and understanding humor can be particularly challenging due to differences in cognitive processing and social communication.Understanding humor requires a combination of language skills, social awareness, and the ability to interpret non-literal language. These factors can create an “invisible barrier” for people with autism, making it difficult for them to fully participate in social interactions that involve humor.
This thread is a genuine perfect museum worthy example of how autistic brains refuse to accept any reality other than their own. The low functioning /vp/ers genuinely cannot comprehend that for a split moment something vaguely looks like a booby and not only deny that reality, but keep coming up with new random "justifications" for why people see it that way to rationalise what they can't understand.It's just a funny misfortunate looking thing to joke about Anons, it's not some secret gooner conspiracy plot or porn brain corruption or whatever. The brain just uses our pattern recognition skills and registers the shape as booba until you look closer.
>>58939331Not for plushies.
>>58939419But them being boobs isn't anyone's reality.
>>58939419Cope, gooner.
>>58937158https://youtube.com/watch?v=OkZ2oWFy-IM
>>58937182the amount of whimsy on /vp/ is directly proportional to the quality of the main series games.
>>58939425Careful anon, you will trigger his ODD and he will have a tantrum because god forbid he is wrong for once
>>58939324This is what porn addiction and severe autism causes to the brain, they see what they want to see instead of reality
>>58937167>Seething prude cannot take a joke
>>58939419MEMES AND PORN
>>58939453He was seething so much he didn't even say what it was correctly
>>58939453>>58939458>B-but muh prudeChildren franchise, also i was totally calm, you sirs are the ones seething because we are calling you out for your retardation for thinking those are boobs. Also jokes are meant to be funny, this is just sad
>>58939324nobody thinks that bro it just looks like titsit's a jokenobody sincerely thinks that's what it is
>>58939471>Children franchiseDiscussed on a board for adults. >calling out for your retardation for thinking those are boobs.Nobody said they were boobs, they just said they looked like them and joked around the idea. Do you even hear yourself mate?
>HAHA ISN'T IN FUNNY THAT I SAW THIS WRONG?>No, not realy newfag.>WELL ACTUALLY SEEING IT WRONG IS CORRECT AND YOU'RE AUTISTIC IF YOU SEE IT THE INTENDED WAY.
>>58939477>Discussed on a board for adultsThen why is the board full of literal underaged then? Also if you think those looked like boobs you need to get your eyes checked and lay off the porn for a while
>>58939479you're autistic for throwing such a tantrum over it like a 5 year old
>>58937182>whimsyI'm on my knees begging for you zoomers to stop saying this gay zilly smol bean goober bingus scrimblo doodoo peepee shit
>>58939486says the least mature person in this thread
>>58939479>>58938417
>>58939479Intentionally seeing it wrong =/= Accidentally interpreting it wrong. I see this electrical outlet as an electrical outlet but one could tell me it looks like a face and I'd agree with them. Have some nuance.
>>58939492Sure anon, the one seeing that those aren't tits clearly is less mature than the porn addicted zoomer who think that not only those are tits but who also think that claiming those are tits is funny, how could i forget
>>58939501see>>58939487>>58939500
>>58939501>the one throwing a tantrum because he doesn't understand jokes is less mature than someone who posted the jokeyes
>>58938417For some reason /vp/ of all things is the single prudest soccer mom community I've ever seen in my life. I know it's pokemon and you're expected to find genuine spergs around here but damn.
>>58939513>>58939509Once again, me telling you your joke is unfunny and that you should grow up mentally is not me throwing a tantrum, it's me stating that you are retarded for thinking that claiming these look like tits is funny, stop trying to make shit up to validate your claims, gooner
>>58939523doing it for 20 posts is
>He didn't find my kindergarten tier sex """joke""" funny? He must be a prudeWhat mental illness causes this way of thinking?
>>58939523you just keep proving everyone else right with your seething and made up reality. you also didn't even read the posts you were directed to so why should anyone read yours?
>>58939527Half of those posts are not even me, once again you are making shit up to validate your claims. And of course i'm going to reply if you talk to me you autist
lol castform has boobies
>>58938546Literally every single one of the hundreds of replies to the announcement on the official account was people pointing out that they looked like tits. You are just being willingly obtuse because you're angry about facts, nothing else.
>>58939528when there's a known prudefag who throws a shitfit on an adult board whenever anyone isn't asexual, yes it's a valid assumption to make that you are said person throwing yet another shitfit for adults not being asexual. You even used the "children's franchise" excuse like he does as if it being a part of our childhoods isn't a large part of why we developed to find them sexy
>>58939523>Moving the goal post from "Erm you saw it wrong" to "Erm your joke wasn't funny"
>>58939528Nobody said you had to find them funny, I don't find it funny either but you don't see me throwing an autistic tantrum over such a non-issue.
>>58939540NOOOOOOOOO!!!! STOP MAKING THESE HECKIN JOKES. THINK ABOUT THE UNDERAGES ON THIS BOARD.
>>58939528mental illness is constantly trying to play down the fact that people see a funny thing and lashing out at them by making up random shit and calling them gooners, porn addicts or mentally ill
>>58939528you type like a /vp/ lolcow.
>Still trying to be rightKek, just accept that your joke is peak unfunny and move on. Anyway i'm done wasting my time with you single digit IQ autists, have fun claiming the next person telling you that you are retarded for thinking this is funny is me. You will only make yourself look more retarded. Peace out virgins
>>58939528You must be fun at parties.
>>58939554Projecting and acting like a pseudo intellectual doesn't make you look smart. Get well soon.
>>58939556People at parties don't make shit jokes that only a 5 year old with severe autism would find funny, grow the fuck up
>so autistic he can't admit he's wrong and just leaves in shame and defeatlollmao even
>>58939562>>58938398dang that's a lot of 5 year olds with severe autism
This is fake as fuck cause because part of the Twitter performance is already being aware you're seeing it incorrectly.
>muh porn addictsnigga kys
>>58939549I'm sure prudefag just wants 4chan to be an all ages site so he can groom the edgy kids who come on here
>>58939540This is how you know this is all newfags. There's no reason to reach for a specific iteration of a plush, we have a busty boob pokemon that looks like that right out of the box.
>>58939554You'll be back. People who need to make it known they're leaving always come back
>>58939571What did you expected from Pokemon fans? You must be severely autistic if you are an adult and still a fan of this garbage franchise>>58939566>So autistic he either had to fetch his buddies on his faggotcord to back him up or had to samefag multiple times to back himself up because god forbid he is wrong for onceYou are gonna need to tone that ODD down anon
>>58939604newfags are the ones denying the boobs mawile vision, because they'd have no reason to complain when this fanbase has been making that same joke for decades already
>>58939604Those are either sharty raiders or Saborcord autists baiting for (You)s, nobody else is that autistic
>>58939607>>58939609Pottery
>>58939609Nobody here is angry but you. The fact that you know such an obscure disorder leads me to believe you were diagnosed with it and are lashing out. It would fit with how you've acted in this thread
>>58939612That's literally backwards logic.If we already have the joke why would we settle for a more estranged version of it?
>>58939612>You are a newfag if your brain was not so fried by porn that you think legs on a small Pokemon look like titsAlways trying to be in the right huh, take your ODD meds already
Kill all zoomers
>>58939624>jokes can only be made once and never again and never be iterated on ever
>>58939630Jokes are meant to be funny, repeating the same shitty joke over and over like a broken record makes the joke not funny anymore
>>58939612I bet he thinks anyone who ever made a "did you know" joke actually wanted to fuck Vaporeon
>>58939630I mean it's a worse version of the same joke, so yes.
>>58939624Like 90% of current day memes are just memes from 10+ years ago with a different coat of paint
>>58939545boy this anon truly hit the nail on the head huh
>>58939649Damn that's such a good defence of Twitter humor being garbage.
>>58939609Let it go bro.
>>58939639Evidently, you didn't know.
>>58939545What's stopping both from being true?
>>58939622Yeah, looking at this id say it describes Prudefag to a T
ha haha ha ha these funny peppers look like they have faces lol
>>58939656My bad anon, i forgot that this board is so autistic that you must specifically laugh at the same unfunny garbage they laugh at and that you must always agree with them like a NPC otherwise they get desorganised and try their hardest to be in the right to the point of accusing you of being retarded for not agreeing with their shit take
I dunno, I think the plush is super cute and I like her expression.I guess I'm too familiar with the character to see it wrong.
>>58939669Scovillain doesn't LOOK LIKE THAT
>>58939669HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! THOSE ARE OBVIOUSLY JUST GREEN PEPPERS! YOU'RE JUST A GOONER SEEING A FACE! REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58939667>N-no you are the one with ODD, not me who is unable to accept that my joke was unfunny and that i should grow upDon't make me laugh anon
>>58939676
They are just arms and legs
>>58939670Nobody's telling you to laugh li'l bro. You don't think it's funny, move on like a normal person instead of going on autistic tirades attempting to insult and psychoanalyze people for seeing a funny visual and joking about it.Seeing the wrong thing and having a laugh about it is one of the most basic social interactions out there.
>>58939684shut the fuck up prude
>>58939673All actual pokemon fans would see that those are her feets, all the retards who saw them as being tits are fake fans who are only here for the memes and porn and who never actually played the games, i bet OP and all the faggots trying to justify their shit take ITT are just gooners who are only on this board to goon and not actual fans
>>58939691I was playing with a mawile on my team in Sapphire back when you were still in your dad's balls. They look like tits.
>>58939691I didn't see them as tits at first. It was pointed out to me and I went "oh huh it kinda does lol". It's really not much more complicated than that.
bros...
>>58939699>B-but i'm actually older than you 1!11!1!!
>>58939691Mawile is my favorite pokemon and I think seeing it as breasts is a stretch. I sure know which person I find worse however
>>58939699...You got even more explaining to do that twitterfags.
>>58939735what point are you trying to make here anon
>>58939745
>>58939749hahahhaha it says peacockcock lolhehehehehehhe hahahahhaha
>>58939669Wtf bro, you must be schizophrenic because I in particular do not see anything resembling such.
>>58939710Nonsense. That is just hitmochan in an unorthodox pose. Get your eyes checked you heckin moron.
>>58937167Your media literacy award, sir.
What is REALLY happening ITT retards being unable to ignore bait from the sharty.They KNOW what they are saying is wrong, it's the entire point. It's like that stupid thing children do where one keeps poking the other and says "I'm not touching you!" whenever the other complains.It's not about arguing the truth, it's just a sadistic game. They just want to annoy you and suffer no consequences from it because of how this shitty site works.>Verification is not required.
>>58939782/thread
>>58937158``On-model''fags BTFO
^ The quotation marks are formatted wrong to seem even more stupid and maximize bait potential.Do not fall for it.
>>58939792lol the `s look like quotation marks
>>58937158wtf did this thing go up in price?! was gonna get it then I notice artist drawing big titty art of it kek
>>58937318That's the DS stylus Mew's chode>>58939735presumably he traded for the mawileIt really pissed me off that for 2 whole generations you needed a copy of Ruby to get a wild Mawile
This board really is the most immature board on 4chan huh?
>>58939894Pokemon is for autists and manchildren after all.
>>58937158I eagerly await the oral and/or breast job porn.
what the hell, the Mawile plush is blowing up like crazy. Crazy amounts of fan art being drawn. Just check the quote repliesDidn't think one of my favorite mons would have a 5 minute meme like thishttps://x.com/mecchaJP/status/2024197488643539350/quotes
>>58937158>favorite mon is finally gaining popularity>it's because of mentally ill porn addicts>can't even buy the plush because it sold out due to this shitty meme
>>58939930cope and seethe harder.
>>58938597I'm so glad I ordered my Valentine Mawile plushie day one cause I fee like it might comically rise in price nowIf this is what it takes to make Mawile a shillmon like Gardevoir, get a fuckton of merch, and never get dex cut I'll gladfully accept it. Iwas sad she wasn't in SV
Pokemon?
>>58939930Shit the fuck up you zoomer and/or evangelical fuck.No one cares that you are scared of your own mutilated dick.Get over yourself.
>>58939949>You MUST be either underage or a zealot to be sick of porn encroaching on literally everything all the time
>>58939941how much you paid for yours? I bought for around 40 right now...
>>58939941god damn it why is mawile so fuckable holy shit
>>58939949>Everyone who calls me out for my porn addiction is a tranny
>>58940046I bought both the plushie and a set of stickers to see if I can customize my 3DS with some MawileI think the plushie by itself not including shipping and tax was about 34 dollars for me. Funnily enough, the stickers were actually slightly more expensiveI bought mine day 1 from Ebay on the 6th. I was going to try Meccha, but all they had at the time was the plushie and I wanted that and the stickers if I was going to be paying customs, shipping, and tax from Japan.Don't know how much the plushie itself went by at the time pre-meme because the sellers I bought it from included the customs fee into the plushie pricehttps://x.com/Miso_Souperstar/status/2024641110291956110
>>58939941>Iwas sad she wasn't in SVI was fucking angry. Not only did they cut it, they essentially tried to replace it with the fucking Tinkatrannies, and to top it off they put Sableye in the game even though it's supposed to be Mawile's counterpart.
>>58937158Poke-tits
>>58940184Mawile got a top 5 Mega before Sableye. Boo hoo
>>58940215at least Sableye was still in XY's regional dexand Mawile getting her mega before her counterpart Sableye was probably just GameFreak dropping hints that Hoenn remakes were coming soon like how Blaziken got a mega a whole year before the other two Hoenn starters. It was just their way of teasing that Sableye was also getting a mega soon.They just forgot about Mawile being Sableye's counterpart in SV for no reason even though realistically Mawile should be in Paldea with it neighboring Kalos. In almost every other game they're version exclusive counterparts, and in Black 2, Mawile is tied to Nate while Rosa gets Sableye from Yancy/Curtis. They also did Mawile dirty in Alola with Sableye being part of the dex and not Mawile, thankfully the Ultra games fixed that.
>>58940242HER MOUTH IS ON HER PONY TAIL YOUR FUCKING RETARDS STOP DRAWING HER THIS WAY
>>58940282aren't their dex entries stating that she can eat with both mouths. Gen 7's entry states she uses the back jaw to chew stuff she doesn't likeAnyways, it seems like the Japanese fandom now knows about it. Expect another wave of art. Even personalized twitter trends written by AI are popping up about ithttps://x.com/INSIDEjp/status/2024435315830878437
>>58940299yes, she has 2 mouths. Anon is just being retarded
>>58939442I don't get it.
>>58940282>retard spergs out over something he doesn't even understandHave you never watched the anime? Played the games? Looked at official art? She has a normal mouth too.
bump for mawile
>>58937158I can't unsee this now fuck you op
>>58938600I mean they wanna fuck animals so you know they're all degens
>>58937158To pleasure her male trainer, obviously.
>>58940299>>58940380>tfw you'll never get to experience double lunch
On one side, I get the joke but I find it unfunny because I know those are her legs.On the other, I'm having oppai mawi which is a rarity, and I enjoy that.I guess I'll just sleep it off, and which side catches me the most later.
>>58937318someone just made fan art of ithttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13518295&tags=mawile+
>>58940078>>58940021Welcome to 4chan. Now get the fuck out, tourist.
>>58942918No wonder the caption is "don't attack me!"We literally caught her having her "me" time.We could help her out.
>>58940184>Calls Tinkatons, Tinkatrannies even though they can only be women like literally a species of Short Amazonian Warriors>Mawile men can't be tell apart from the women, so half of the species are actual TranniesGets that noggin joggin doesn't it?
>>58942977The rest of 4chan isn't like that though
>>58937158already 35 pics on rule34.xxx
>>58939782Unironically, thanks for the wise words, anon.
>>58943294Ok, we have Mace Loli (Ogerpon), Hammer Loli (Tinkaton), and now Oppai Loli (Mawile).When are we getting Kyojiri Loli or Lolibaba?
>>58943339>Oppai LoliShe isn't since it's off-model and not part of her original design but ok. That's like saying Kirlia is an oppai loli because you drew FF cups onto her
>>58943294[BASED]
>>58937158Memes aside that's a very uctr keychain. Then again, it's hard to make mawile not cute.
>>58943294That's that good shit I came here for. Post more big tiddy mawile
>>58938786>Admits retardation.Sad.
>>58939437Uout patah brown.
>>58940282>Eeeerhhhh I am morrron.
I prefer cute boy mawile
pokemon has he worst cringe fanbase ever they alredy surpassed mlp
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