As the title says talk about or post stuff bout the beautiful selkie of alola or it's pre evolutions wether you like it,dislike whatever for any pokemon media
>>58937372i still remember that one thread where a schizo got so mad over primarina xhe started spamming gore images
>>58937372My second favorite Water starter after Empoleon. It’s a fairly simple idea but I think it was executed well. I genuinely don’t care about Pokemon being humanoid or gendered but I can somewhat understand people who are disappointed because of it. The Z Move is great and I like using it in Masters, both Elio’s & Lillie’s.
>>58937378Personally, ended up being the absolute strongest design out of the Starter trio of Alola. But honestly kind of proof we really don't need "traditional" starters like this anymore. I feel like Primarina would be more popular if it was a mon you could pick up from the side of the road like Gardevoir or a giftmon like Lucario. It's like Game Freak put their all into designing starters as forced mascots and drop them if they aren't popular instead of making them feel like proper game tutorial. Especially when they have rivals using the fucking starter weak to yours
>>58937372I like male Primarina. I give him a tomboy gf like Lucario.
>>58937388>or a giftmon like Lucario.You do understand starters are in actuality and by default "Giftmon", yes? That the player does not pay in any way shape or form to obtain them, in any game they're featured as a gift in, as well as having the "traditional" 7:1 M/F ratio inherent to giftmon, correct?
>>58937404I never brought up gender in my post. My innate problem with starters is that it suffocates type diversity because the first 9 Pokemon of every dex is wasted on Grass/Fire/Water slop. You made the rest of that shit up in your head to try to own me
It's my lucky day when both Gardevoir and Primarina threads are on /vp/ at the same time. My favorite water type right after Squirtle. I lucked out on my first playthrough of Moon when I got a female Popplio at the start. Didn't have a clue about the male/female ratio back then, nor the beauty that she would evolve into. I love this silly sealion mermaid princess like you wouldn't believehttps://x.com/KMadesi/status/2005192313929433151
>>58937485No? I rightly pointed out your hypocrisy "I want them to be an OTHER special kind of giftmon, not the special kind they are now". The rest is your own spergy opinion, because you ignore EVERY game is some fuckhead child's first game and the GFW triangle is the easiest, simplest way to teach them the game (after all, YOU were able to pick it up handy enough, so there's hope for every kid less fucking stupid than you). And those added together gives the response you got. Pointing out the very fact they're giftmon, regardless of being the same types each time (because the intent is "teach kids the game, using the three types specifically designed to act as foils to each other") isn't "making shit up", it's reminding an autistic fucking manchild, her autistic classification of pokémon does not equate to Game Freak's presentation of it.
>>58937500Congrats on sperging out and derailing the thread, I really don't care if you think Le First Partner Pokemon is a giftmon or not. Why not go rant about your autistic definitions of what Pokemon qualifies as what some more. I'm sure more pedantic bitching is exactly what the board needs
>>58937516Lucky it doesn't matter what you or I think, as to Game Freak, they're giftmon (hence the giftmon ratio, you retarded secondary). And you started the derailing, when you bitched about not needing starters any more, because you were a big grown-up boy, who thought the kid's toy was fucking his. I at least been posting Primas while pointing out what a sperg you've been.
>>58937527Can you say that without sounding like you're crying next time? Maybe people will actually take you seriously and not point at the autist behind the screen upset about arbitrary shit
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>>58937372This was when water starters turned into sludge for femoids and fags who worship said femoids.
Post Primarina tummy
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>>58937372Does this thing count as a jobmon? I always thought it was less of one than the other two in its trio.
>>58937372More fuckable than Vaporeon.
>>58944522Is he in danger now?
>>58940517why has no one posted the patreon version of this anywhere?
>>58945009Probably the reason
>>58944708Quite the opposite, actually
I honestly really dislike this thing. The hair, the face, the starfish on its head, the singing concept, the spikes coming out of its rear, its weirdly big hands (like flippers I'd get but those are just hands), its creepy eyes... I just don't like it, man. I don't hate it like I do incineroar, but this really feels like the type of design you'd see in Monsters Battlpro pro Game (publisher: Xinyîng Shù Wá) (WARNING: TAGGED MALWARE) instead of pokemon.
>>58944708love some primasexo
with or without navel?
>>58945281Man's a machine.
This is one the pokemon I started liking more as I got older and the girliness no longer phased me.
>>58945589The only issue Primarina's girlishness has is that Popplio wasnt female-looking, if the latter looked like Chikorita no one would have been disappointed as they would know they are picking the girl starter.
I want to hug her.
>>58945048surely one person has done this and posted it to some obscure booru
>>58943738>all the normies wanting vaporeon when primarina existsPrimarina's also far better in battles than Vaporen is anyway.
>>58945861same
