Okay fine, how would YOU celebrate the 30th anniversary?
>>58942768Jacking off
>>58942768lay this franchise to rest, which should've been done 15 years ago
>>58942768>re-release every Gameboy and GBA game for free on NSO>confirm compatibility with Stadium 1+2 and Colosseum/XD>give Ash an anime appearance for a single episode>release a new movie>make a special Missions & Rewards section that has icons for literally all 1025 Pokemon, even if it takes the whole year to get through all of them>event giveaways for shinies and mythicals in both PL-ZA and SV every month>Bring back something similar to the Burger King first movie event with collectible gold cards for more than just six pokemonJust to start
>>58942768> Gen 1-3 collection $40 with official vanilla plus romhacks and online> Ritchie movie> TCG Switch game with a yugioh gx style setting with three in game years representing the first 3 formats> Pokémon Dash for phones completely free > Devices that let you play the original Pokémon cartridges online and get mythicals.
>>58942768Honestly, just give us coliseum/XD with home transfer capability from FRLG to the GC games.
I just want another Mystery Dungeon game and a release date for Champions.
>>58942768Fapping to Ash and Goh shota porn and to whatever starter will be masculine enough.
>>58942768Kanto Legends game but the full region.
a game would be neat
>>58942768by smooching my perfect pokemon, and telling everyone to do the same.
>>58942768>Gen 1-3 collection with free DLC>Pokopia is no longer game key card only>Pokken Tournament 2>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon EoS remake>new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon>announcement of universal pack points in TCGP>Sceptile and Swampert announced for Unite>everyone can choose one free Master Fair sync pair in Master Sex>Winds/Waves is revealed and is partially developed by Monolith Soft
>>58942768>Pokemon Classic Collection, contains all the mainline games up to Gen 3; HOME compatibility day 1>Transfer Pak support with Pokemon Stadium on NSO, provided you have PCC>Colosseum and GoD also have HOME Compatibility; unlocked the same way as trading with a Gen 3 game; Shadow Pokemon need to be purified to be transferred>Official Anime Subs>Explorers of Sky remake>New spinoff designed for consoles, mobile isn't even considered in this>Pokemon pumps out a shit ton of cards, both new and old, to combat scalpers>Pokemon TCG Pocket releases a special set focused on retro cards>Gen 10 has both Nintendo and Monolith Soft helping.>Dexit undone>Khu and Centro get executed live
>Explorers DX announced>Pokémon Concierge S3 announced (won't be released for like, almost 2 years lmao)>new YouTube series for either the 'core' games of Gen 1-9, or the two legends games, ala Generations and Evolutions>gen 1-3 ports announced, eShop or NSO is irrelevant>RGB immediately after the Presents, including a western release of Green based on Japan's Red/Green with their Blue's Pokémon roster>2 weeks later on March 13th, Gold/Silver release>2 weeks later on March 27th, Ruby/Sapphire release>Yellow, FRLG, Crystal and Emerald (in that order) are then released indiscriminately between April and JuneCan't say shit about DS games, likely wouldn't want to try with Gen 4 specifically even if they know BDSP is a long-term lost cause.Damn, being realistic about Gen 1-5, even potentially 1-7 from the perspective of their end is hard, especially if they're either starting with or only releasing FRLG of all things.
>>58942768If you absolutely have to charge people out the ass for old games at least go all out. Release every game from Red & Green to Sun & Moon.I'm seriously supposed to be excited over Kantoslop for the 10,000th time this week? And not even the OG Kantoslop where I can LARP as a 90s kid and catch Missingno, the shitty GBA remakes?
>>58942854>>58942871>>58943021>>58943055>>58943068>collectively understands that a collection was necessary Congrats you passed the test and aren't a retard unfortunately TPC is looking for greedy jews that think shitting on the chest their own fanbase is the way to go so you will not be receiving a follow up interview. Thank you for understanding.
>>58942944we're getting Gen 10
>>58942768Gen 3 games, with online, Home support, and all events included.Running events for all of the transfer-only legendaries in SV.
>>58942768something that they would never do in a million years but everyone would instantly lovea new 2D game.
Impregnating my Gardevoir
>>58943204Your Gardevoir plushie can't get pregnant anon but ok
>>58943211Neither can his hand but that doesn't stop him from trying
By selling pokemon to Microsoft
>>58942768with popcorn, duhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhoJ6d1vYKk
>>58942768Pokegirl dating sim.Next question?
>>58942768Fapping to pokegirls
>>58943304You want it to truly die instead of being zombified?
>>58943091okay but rate my other ideas.
Subject Charizard and Lucario to the most intense humiliation ritual of all time.
>>58942768With a big cake!
>>58942768Every Pokémon game is 30% off (minimum) on the eShop
>>58942771This honestly.
>>58943344Sometimes, death is better.
i would make pokemon REAL