Anonymous
02/21/26(Sat)05:26:44 No.58945429

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Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)05:26:44 No.58945429

>be me, straight
>about to buy pokeyman furry red on switch 2
>anon breaks in through my window
>he's breathing really heavily and brandishing a weird cable
>"How fortuitous it 'twas, that I happened to be on a nearby lark" he says
>"M'lady, don't tell me you were going to give Cucktendo money for something you can download on your cellular phone for free?!"
>Back the fuck off?!?
>"No, ma'aamm. Allow me, lend me the phone"
>But I wanna play it on my TV, I can just buy it now-
>"I refuse! Don't make this difficult, there's no need to play koi! I have come prepared for this situation, amongst others if the lady is willing. This here is an HDMI cable. HDMI stands for-"
>I grab his flimsy cord and whip it around his neck
>his doritos spill all over my parakeet floor as I strangle the son of a bitch
>he turns from pink to blue
>I wrangle him to my window and toss him down onto the street
>He sails to the curb, pairs of pink panties parachuting from his duster
>He splats his last splat
>SEE YAH