>be me, straight>about to buy pokeyman furry red on switch 2>anon breaks in through my window>he's breathing really heavily and brandishing a weird cable>"How fortuitous it 'twas, that I happened to be on a nearby lark" he says>"M'lady, don't tell me you were going to give Cucktendo money for something you can download on your cellular phone for free?!">Back the fuck off?!?>"No, ma'aamm. Allow me, lend me the phone">But I wanna play it on my TV, I can just buy it now->"I refuse! Don't make this difficult, there's no need to play koi! I have come prepared for this situation, amongst others if the lady is willing. This here is an HDMI cable. HDMI stands for-">I grab his flimsy cord and whip it around his neck>his doritos spill all over my parakeet floor as I strangle the son of a bitch>he turns from pink to blue>I wrangle him to my window and toss him down onto the street>He sails to the curb, pairs of pink panties parachuting from his duster>He splats his last splat>SEE YAH
I didn't read any of that. I love Unova btw
>>58945429I read all of that. I love KANTO btw
>>58945432>>58945657>The duality of homosexuals