Let's write Trainer dialogue to show off our writing skills. We post a trainer class and write their pre-battle, lose, and post-battle quotes. Here we go!Pokémon Breeder MiaPre-battle: Better watch your step for Miltank pie.Lose: Aw shucks, I've stepped on one.Post-battle: Miltank pie is what we call Miltank poop. I'm sure you already know that.
Are you autistic?
Super Nerd OPPre-Battle: Come here, I need you to do free work for me.Lose: I still got your dialogue sucker!Post-battle: You should expect to see this in Pokémon Essentials Sloppa, coming this summer.
Gossip Girls Penelope and Brenda >Pre-battle“I like totally heard she’s taking her geodude to prom”“That is so sad! She is like really so embarrassing. Hey, I think he heard us!”>Lose “Please don’t tell that we were talking behind her back”“Her geodude has a great personality”
>>58946309is this the equivalent to the yoshi egg "haha" meme?
>>58946309Ace Trainer AnthonyPre-battle: It's destiny for me to ascend to the highest level as a trainer. You'll be a stepping stone towards my ultimate goal!Lose: How could I possibly lose here? Post-battle: I'll stay here and train for a while. I haven't given up yet.
>>58946309Clown MoranPre-battle: Scarlet and Violet are the worst game in the series!Lose: A rock texture loaded half a second late. Half. A. Second. These games are unplayable!Post-battle: Yes, I’ve put in 800 hours. That’s called research.
Bug Maniac Huey>Pre-BattleKekekeke... do you know any cute girls? I want to show them my BUG collection...>LoseGah! My pristine BUG-POKÉMON!>Post-BattleI became a BUG MANIAC because I heard girls like BUG-POKÉMON, but they just run away from me... Maybe I need to train them more?>>58946496Where do you think we are, retard?
>>58946309Kys David
