indefensibly terrible, abjectly dogshit, irreedemable, total dosghist slop. anyone who pretends to like this busywork disguised as gameplay and its hideous n64 graphics needs their head checked
>>58960721but enough about colosseum
>>58960721PLA is for people who hate pokemon
>>58960721Wrong pic sorry.
>>58960726spot on
>>58960724colosseum literally was on the n64, zoomie. no shit it has n64 graphics
>>58960721>indefensibly terrible, abjectly dogshit, irreedemable, total dosghist slop. anyone who pretends to like this busywork disguised as gameplay and its hideous n64 graphics needs their head checkedYeah I hate SWSH too
>>58960726>PLA is for people who hate bad gameplayyep, checks out
>>58960721but enough about ZA
>>58960751PLA has bad gameplay
>>58960721If you're talking about SV why'd you post the PLA boxart?
>>58960721>gamefreak makes something good for once>pokemon fans hate itMany such cases
>>58960757other pokemon games have worse gameplay
>>58960726Pokemon is about catching pokemon. Sorry you think the appeal of the series is fighting Youngster Retard and his two Patrats.
>>58960769>Tasklist MMO sludge is good>Throwing cocaine bags at pokemon boss fights is good>Boring story with forgettable characters is good>Barely any battles so no real incentive to have a team is good
>>58960781Catching bidoof 50 times is the appeal of the series?
i literally do not understand how anyone can defend the """gameplay""" of pla. 99% of it boils down to runescape tier chore bullshit. sincerely, please explain to me what about this game is enjoyable to play.
>>58960790
>>58960796Pokefags don't play anything else
>>58960804>posts on vp>thinks he isn't a pokefag
>>58960769It's one schizo, he's been at it for years. He needs professional psychological help, and not just for talking to himself
>>58960721>B crouches, pressing down left stick sprints, Y rolls>Unless you're on a mount, then B sprints and Y jumps>+, the button normally used for main menus, is the mount button>The actual main menu button is on the dpad>Opening and closing the map are two different buttonsNot enough people talk about how terrible the controls are.
>>58960907its not just that the controls are dogshit, its that theyre arbitrarily remapped on every switch pokemon game. every time i go from one to the other i hit the wrong button for map because my muscle memory is all fucked up
>>58960815Yawnfag also hates PLA mostly because of its association with the DS games
>>58960796>99% of it boils down to runescape tier chore bullshit.Runescape is also kino so that checks out
>>58961053>yeah, im a braindead autist with no taste, so you should take my opinions seriously
>>58960769>only 1 village hub, 3 settlements in total; smallest of all regions>only 20 new pokemon; 17 of them are hideous>ugliest starters>ugliest legendaries featuring: pink trans genie and squidward dialga>only 5 landmarks across the entire region>no pvp or vgc support>no abilities>only 12 trainer battles in the entire game>smallest dex in the series since gen 2- piece of shit couldn't even be a catching simulator correctly>dogshit combat even more simplified than mainline>story that makes no sense>set in the past but delves into 0 myths because it’s only 150 year or so back>shittiest battle facility across the series>less moves than rby>instantly abandoned by GameFreak for SV>no replayability because the first 3 hours are nothing but boring cutscenes and tutorialsWhat's good about PLA again? Some meme shit like 'vibes'? It's a dogshit tech demo
>>58961062whats crazy is that you didnt even mention the core gameplay loop being the deeply, fundamentally unfun grindfest >catch 10 bidoof and KO 10 more>repeat for 10 more specieswhich blows all the other flaws you correctly identified out of the water
>>58961158What's crazy is how you're replying to yourself.
>>58961062Wow, you're improving. You haven't even mentioned your diaper fetish!
>>58960769Same thing happened with the fighting game. Sad story.
>>58961755and with Gen 5...
>>58960815Wonder what got him so pissy this time so he had to make a new thread, seethe hard in the OP and samefag all over it.Guessing it's those recent threads showing it with the highest score among the switch games>>58957854
>>58961755>Same thing happened with the fighting game.Pokken looked nice but it was the same arena fighter slop as the naruto storm games bamco can't make decent fighting games without arc system works getting involved
>>58960726> PLA is for people who hate slopno wonder it’s so great
>>58960769it’s the unova effect. zoomxoom got so used to eating the pikasludge since xy that they actively get scared and angry whenever GF isn’t shoving charizard cock down their throat
>>58960790>bbndvuck crying about catching pokemonsironic
>>58960815>>58961062Falseflagging samefag
>>58960721I always hated it despite the glaze it gets. Even though the game is on the shorter side it still feels like a fucking slog due to the task grind, repetitive lenghty cutscenes (dude time to eat potato mochi), and the hideous pacing of the final act. The boss fights were also weird with how the suddenly switch back to turn based. I did like the ball throwing and riding different pokemon but thats all I can say thats good
Uh oh, plassfag melty.
>>58960721It's the least worst pokemon game since the end of Pokemania.
>>58963636me when i lie
>>58960734Colosseum is on Gamecube. You are the real zoomie.
>>58960721>indefensibly terrible, abjectly dogshit, irreedemable, total dosghist slop.. but enough about SWSH/SV/PLZA
PLA and PLZA are my favorite Pokemon games, followed by BDSP.
>>58960721>indefensibly terrible, abjectly dogshit, irreedemable, total dosghist slop. anyone who pretends to like this busywork disguised as gameplay and its hideous n64 graphics needs their head checkedbut enough about ORAS
>>58960724>>58960752>>58964002>>58964694Xddddd
>>58960721The exploration was really cool but I hated the battle system, the active battles in za are a massive upgrade
