>that one kid who picked squirtle
>>58962986I can't imagine not picking my bro.
Squirtle fans are the most oppressed class in pokésociety.
>>58962986>best mon for speedrunningI feel more pity for retarded kids who picked bulbasaur.
>>58962986There are people who actually pick Bulbasaur?
>>58962998only faggots pick bulbasaur
>only one of the starters that has a reasonable progression for move powerMeanwhile Bulbasaur is stuck with 10PP Vine whip and then spams Razor Leaf until the end of time, and Charmander spams Ember until the end of the game
>>58962998Why use a whore as an image?
>>58963032I didn't use Dawn as an image tho
>>58962994*Quaxly
>imagine picking anything but SquirtleCouldn't be me
>>58962998>mogs brock>mogs misty>mogs the hikers>can't be poisoned by the weedle or nidoran menace>sweeps the surf routes for easy late game levelsImagine not picking bvllbasaur
>>58963151Why did he only kick Pikachu?
>>58962986Squirtle forever!The Best Gen1 Starter
>>58962986I picked bulbasaur....
>>58963024Bulbasaur is too basic and boring and becomes useless when you reach Erika
>>58962986that kid is me
Kanto starters are so ass There are way better pokemon of the same exact type with way better stats all around the region
>>58962989>Bro>12.5% female
> that one kid who solo’d the league with butter free
>>58963159because everyone knows pikachu is a fake starter
>>58962986Literally the best pokemon line in the entire series since day 1 never once topped never even challenged, not even close. charizard is a faggot don't @me you're gay and going in my cringe compilation
>that one kid who enjoyed contests on Emerald and was more invested in May and Dawn's coordinator careers than Ash's journey
>>58963151>punts pikachubased toddler
>>58963949All of us remember that one obviously gay kid from our neighborhood
>>58962986me tomorrow
