You'll be apologizing to them in 24 hours
Cat and gator are fine. Duck is a travesty.
No, I won't. I don't automatically hate new (or nu) thing because it's new like the rest you peon fuckers. And I still think Sprig line's the only worthwhile set of the three, so why the fuck would I apologise to two also rans, or best kitty? Mindset hasn't (and likely won't) change.
>>58964605I liked all 3 of these guys when they were revealed.
>>58964605they were always good, just ruined in the final stage, just like the gens 7 and 8 starters
>>58964607quaxly is great. its just his evolutions that are abominations. if they went in the nautical direction and ran with the idea of him liking to keep things neat and tidy (ie shipshape) and had a final evo that was vaguely along the lines of honchkrow, with a big captains hat, thatd have been kinoinstead we got quaquaval
>>58964605Nothing will top Sprigatito line
>>58964652Yeah, that's what I meant, was the evolutions of Quaxly are a huge disappointment. Literally every fan's artwork was better than what we got.
sprigatito is great the other two are super shit
>>58964605Nah, these starters and their evos are fucking trash
Old goodNew bad
>>58964605Fuecoco is peak the other two can go die in a fire with the gen 8 and 7 starters
>>58964605Good fucking riddance
No.But you'll be apologizing to them.
>>58964605But I liked all 3 of these guys. Massive inprovement over Gen 8.
>>58964605They're good though, their evos on the other hand..
>>58964760I love Cinderace, but kinda lukewarm on the other two
>>58964760Only the monkey was good
>>58964605We can use AI to fix them
>>58964760Nothing will ever be as mid as these three, jesus christ. Only generation where i didnt care for a single starter.
>>58964605But I do like them. Meowscarada would be fine if they removed the stupid nerf to Protean, Quaquaval is kino with based Moxie, I hate the fire ghost crocodile
>>58964605No, I don't think I will.
>>58964605They're fine, their evos suck
>>58964605>>58964760I'm struggling to conceive something worse than fucking Inteleon and Quaquaval, say whatever you want of Meowscarada, Skelebridge, Cinderace, and Rillaboom, at least they still have some kind of "cool Factor" on their designs.The water starters are the only ones that lack anything remotely cool, they are pure unfettered dogshit
>>58964825Wow it looks like absolute garbage. All that water wasted for nothing.
>>58964605No, I won't
>>58964982based ass shaking quaquaval trolling the edgelords
>>58964963Inteleon is cool. You lack taste.
>>58964605sprigatito and its line are good, and i honestly kinda like fuecoco and its line tooquaxly is fine but its evolutions are awful
When the shit starts? I look it up and is says it was 6 hours ago
Can we just get some cool looking animals as the final evos. I’m sick of them all being “they have people jobs XD”. The fact they’re now carrying around drums and soccer balls and fat asses for their carnival dances is such shit. The slippery slope of Samurott’s swords was precipitous
>>58965037Every fanmade Pokemon competitor like Temtem and Nexomon have the generic no personality animals that you want
>>58965057>job is a personalityyour brain had been colonized and razed
>>58964974seethe
>>58965079Ok.
>>58964825>>58965084>Green animal with flowers sentenced to the pit of irrelevancy with torracat meganium and rillaboom
>>58965084>He only generates slop out of spiteNot surprised. Hey man, pollute your neighborhood and water with a data center all you like. Don't come crying to me when you get a cancerous tumor.
>>58965091rillaboom is the most tolerable galar starter thoughbeit, and venusaur is also a green animal with flowers
>>58965084>it says while seething so hard over both incineroar and meowscarada seemingly, it AI'ed up two mish-mash quadrupedal final evos to handle realityLooks like you're doing enough for everyone in the class already. While also falling into the dumb fakemon maker's pitfall of "final stage has base stage's facial looks".
>>58964605Man, I remember when they were new. Now, they're about to be replace with a new starter trio. Time is going by so fast.
>>58965098>rillaboom is the most tolerable galar starter Only a 4chan contrarians say this btw
>>58964605Goodbye worse starter trio
>>58965098And without 'Zard pulling it up, it would be consigned to the same bin as Meganium et al. 'Zard does a LOT of heavy lifting for the kanto set, they're really not shy fucking out also-rans to focus on the shillmon/popular cunt. And without 'Zard being what it was, they wouldn't have the reason to also give them token representation (both got megas, but neither worked visually as well as both 'Zards, both got G-Maxes, while they were both better than their mega forms, neither were better than G-Max 'Zard). Venusaur's lucky to be genwun, any other gen it would be ignored just as badly as other quads are, if not worse.
>>58965112>2 mons shilled in the anime and used in promotion become popular with childrena fursuit rabbit and salamander man are putrid designs, rillaboom is mediocre but a grass gorilla is far more tolerable
>>58965123>>2 mons shilled in the anime and used in promotion become popular with children And rilllaboon is not only the second most important starter in VGC (and easily in the top 5-6 Pokemon overall) but was even made one of the more prominent member of Leon (tHe StRonGest ChAMpIONRINO) in the Ashime, was even fed Diantha as a virgin sacrifice and was the only starter in the SWSH end credits yet still no one give a shit about this fucker except for a handful of contrarians and barafags, and even the latter already have BaraTigerofHealthyMeta to jack off too imagine having all of this and still flopping like a loser only acclaimed by other 4chan losers lol
>>58965123>m-muh shillmonGF only shill pokemons that people like or care about. If people gave a shit about niggaboom then it would’ve been shilledsame reason GF didn’t bother shilling any of the hisui mons.
>>58964605I don't think they can do worse than Quaquaval
>>58965129He used all three Galar starters, they prioritised Cinderace over his rillaboom and BOTH got WILDLY overshadowed by his Charizard. VGC's irrelevant to kids in general. that's why kids didn't give a shit for the munkey like monkeyfuckers did.
>>58965140Rillaboom already exist
>>58965138they shill zeraora and zoroark bc they're super popular?
>>58965141>they prioritised Cinderace over his rillaboom So where's the cinderace sweep? why wasn't cinderace the one with the most screentime outside of charizard?
>>58965112>Rillashitters coped for a year that the poll was “too early” and that their monkey becoming competitive cancer would raise its popularity above the other two starters>>>>>STILL losing to Eiscue No wonder /vp/ and r/pokemon are the only one pretending to care about this thing
>>58965160Because he wanted to challenge himself, if you'd watched journeys, you'd know (man was a grown-up Ash battle-wise. honour above all, outside the bo0x thinking, unpredictability). Notice you ignored Cinders forcing Ash to recall his lead and Ace, disrupting his battle plan. You really got born into a world where Lola bunny existed and wondered why people picked the bunny over the munkey. Wow, no words.
>>58964760Rillaboom and Inteleon are some of the worst starters they’ve made.
>>58965200>if you'd watched journeys Journeys is showing me that rillaboom was his second strongest pokemon that took ash multiple pokemon to take him down the pokemon that literally sweeped another champion Rillaboom got more than the other two could imagine
>>58964652rillanoom copypasta
>Ivyfag is a degenerate jeet spammer >Meganiumfag is a sharty >Sceptilefsgs are PMD furries >Rillafags have an unwarrated victim complex for not appearing sooner in a worthless child cartoon despite getting more than the other two starters >Meowscaradafags are coomers I wonder why grassfags are more prone to schizophrenia compared to the other two
>>58965155>zoroarkyeah, that guy got shill so hard dude. That’s why he got regionally replaced lol
>>58965226>meanwhile torterrafags just don’t exist
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/45474192/#45474192 Never forget about this legendary thread
>>58964605Fuecoco was my boy.
>>58965229Decidueye and Zoroark were the 22nd and 23rd most popular Pokemon in 2020, the fuck are you on about?
>munkeyfucker delusion That would still be Cinderace and Charizard. They also didn't need to lean as heavily on his Cinderace, because Goh had the bunny advertised ALL through the series and they needed to market the other starters, per the terms of their contract. So munkey got a promotion from drummerboy. Munkey also lost to a fish which Cinderace beat (while having a dual disadvantage of vs water and vs dragon) before it Gmaxed as the last Galar starter in series to Gigantamax (almost as if they new bunnymax would be a far more popular choice than munkeymax). Then of course we got 'Zard to finish it with another G-Max Pika battle. It's *almost* as if they deliberately decide what they need to do, while spastics try to cherry-pick events out--of-proper context to lie about popularity.
>>58965140that's what i thought about inteleon
>>58964605Not unless SV get a national dex patch.
I think the Gen 10 starters will be slightly better. Slightly.
>>58965226>unwarranted victim complex despite getting more than the two startersYou literally described owlfags
>>58965091>>58965120>meganium You mean the Shillmon that got a mega? Literally the opposite of being irrelevant or in the bin
>>58964607Quaquaval is unironically a better design than singing clown casket tuba
>>58965226Come on, you couldn't find a way to dab on serperior vorefags?
>>58965102Those dumb fakemon makers have more respect for the monsters and the franchise and put in more effort than Lame Freak does
>>58965333>Shillmon lol
>>58964605Nah. Even if the Gen 10 starters are shit, that doesn't magically make Gen 9's good
>Highest Atk for Any Starter>Signature move, Drum Beating for Good Damage and Speed Control>Grass Glide + Grassy Terrain = One of the strongest priority moves in the game.>Tapu Bulu was cucked out of Grassy Glide specifically so that Rillaboom could mog it in every possible way.>WAAAHHH GROOKEY APPEARED IN THE ASHIME AFTER THE OTHER STARTERS TPC HATES IT WAAAAAHHHHH
>>58965160The truth is that nobody cares about Leon in the anime. People care more about one of the most useless characters just because she was by Ash's side.>>58965138Not quite. Jigglypuff and Meowth failed to break into the top 30. The former they used Lady Gaga to show how cool it is, and the latter just joined Unite.>>58965235Torterrafags are chill.
>>58965421>People care more about one of the most useless characters just because she was by Ash's side People don't care about chloe people just want to coom over chloe just like all pokegirlfags
>>58965333Uh-hu. In the same game as Chesnaught, whose mega looks FAR better than "its neck gets longer and more flowery because we needed to justify Fairy type". I mean, they picked all three starters for L: Z-A to not overshadow the Kalos starters (only L: Z-A starter mega that loks good is emboar and it doesn't match 'Phoxy, 'Naught or forg). And outside ME, it really isn't popular (historical record until L: Z-A).
>>58965352Nah, they don't. No cunt has the basic decency to even TRY and design to their ruleset. And without the ruleset, it's a generic bullshit creature some turd thinks should be part of the series with the most stringent ruleset for what should and shouldn't be a pokémon. Sorry they didn't go whatever retarded direction you thought would be cool. But you're an irrelevance to them, they don't need you so don't need to care what you think.
>>58965333Suddenly becoming a shillmon (if they don't just drop her gen 10) doesn't change that noone cared about meganium for the longest time
>>58965084>what couldve beenI hate gayfreak so much
>>58965477>unironically pining for slop tigerwe deserve to go extinct
>>58965491whats wrong with liking a simple elemental animal? thats what all starters were until Gen 4
>>58964605fuecoco is the only one that looks like a pokemon. Shitatito's head is twice the size of her body and looks like an LPS and then evolves into the most blatant tranny pornbaitmon since Gardevoir. The duck? Don't even get me started. He's abysmal, gay, his evolutions are even worse, and we already have fucking ducklett who is just quaxley but 10000x more well designed. Fuck cat and duckfags. The croc is actually kinda good. He looks like a little apple and when he evolves he remains a whimsical animal, which is what pokemon are.
>>58965502>until gen 4Gen 3 starters are dubious.And charizard is a dragon.>>58965526>he remains a whimsical animalby which you mean singing clown jobmon with a bird>which is what pokemon areexplain the legendaries, dragons, kaijus, ghosts, mime, jynx, hitmontop, hitmonchan...
>>58965583>jobmonnigger if skeledirge is a jobmon, they're all jobmon. He's allowed to have a clown fro and firebird at the end of his nose and mic stand because he's a fucking ANIMAL and they work with his design. If he was bipedal and they gave him an elvis coat it wouldn't work nearly as well because that would have been way overdoing it. >fan favorites like jynxyou are retarded. >legendariesWhich legendaries look like human beings exactly? And no I'm not talking about Meloetta. Dragons, kaijus and ghosts are whimsical animals. Anyone can look at dusclops and see that he's clearly a creature of some kind. Nobody is beating their dick to him because he's spooky and cool looking. The tranny cat and faggot bird were made, seemingly intentionally, with the intention for trannies to draw porn of and fap to. It's shit. Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee were not made with this intention.
>>58965611Stop being a facetious cunt, its markings make look like it's a male opera singer in a tux when it stands up to sing, it's as jobmon as fucking Primarina. ESPECIALLY when like Primarina, both its 'Dex entries mention its ability to sing (making it as an inherent trait of the line, thus a fucking jobmon, per /vp/ reckoning I don't care if something's employed or not, but almost everything popular since Gen 3 has had a job of some description, from kickboxer chickens, warrior monk monkeys to fucking wizards, singers and street magicians, while /vp shits themselves Pokémon can't be more like how it was in the dinosaur days of their youth. 20+ years removed from that era and all that societal evolution in between).
how many hours from now?>>58964607gator line is perfectquaxly is perfect, evolutions should be deleted altogethercat line is shit
>>58964652thisthey could have kept it a jobmon, but with better proportions like honchcrow at leasttheir obsession to turn everything into human in fursuit to appease retarded coomer subhumans is what ruins starters
>>58965112>japnigger pollso it means nothing
>>58964605I love the style of all 3 starters! So much potential and all look really cool. I just hate how the final evos look.
>>58965611>it's not a jobmon if I like it!>it doesn't count as a pokemon if it's not popular!>ghosts are whimsical animals!>it's a whimsical animal pokemon until... someone faps to it!?I hope you're merely pretending to be this retarded for the bait
>>58965666>Doesn't count because my favorite shitmon didn't win lol
>>58965166Rillaboom is such a shit fucking design how do people here defend it? It has all of the traits people here hate jobmons for.
>>58965851>Cinderance is a bipedal rabbit soccer player proportioned like a person>Intellion is a lanky bipedal lizard that streaks across the map>Rillaboom is just a gorilla basically, who pulls out a oak stump he uses as a drum, and he kind of has rockstar hairlet me be clear that im not even a rilla fan, but it's just objectively the least humanoid design, 100% by virtue of being an ape, but still. The only part that's really retarded is how it yanks a drum out of its ass when you send it out
>>58964605No, people will be falsely deluding themselves into thinking Gen 10's starters will finally "break the trend and go back to pure monster goodness like gen 1" and THEN they'll start seething when the evolutions start getting revealed.THEN they'll apologize to Gen 9's starters.
>>58965874>it's just objectively the least humanoid design Apes are more humanoid than both lizards and rabbit therefore not only you're wrong but a massive retard on top of that
>>58965880yes fine, it's technically humanoid, but gorillas are inherently humanoid, the same cannot be said for the soccer playing rabbit and the secret agent salamander.No one really complains about Infernape being bipedal for the same reason, there's a difference between an ape being humanoid and a normal animal sprouting bugs bunny proportions
>>58965874>let me be clear that im not even a rilla fan, but it's just objectively the least humanoid designand? who gives a fuckit's got all the same problems of being an ugly jobmon without any of the charm of the unabashed corny ones like say incineroar, comes with its own problems in the stupid drum and is so boring as a mon that it's literally less interesting than a real life gorillaeasily the worst starter
>>58965890>Hairy human good but scalie human and bunny human bad Ok
>>58965897rillaboom is proportioned like a gorilla, cinderace is not proportioned like a rabbit, intellion is not proportioned like a lizard>>58965895you can still think it's ugly, I would definitely put it towards the bottom of grass starters, I'm just telling you why people defend it, it looks the most like an animal and doesn't force the furry shit, it's not that rillaboom is a great design, but that the other two are aggressively humanoid jobmons that leave a bad taste in peoples mouths. I don't hate Incineroar either, but he's not part of the conversation, Cinderace is, and imo there's none of that "charm" there either.
>>58965923>that leave a bad taste in peoples mouthsMaybe Inteleon. The bunny is still wildly popular.
>>58965923>rillaboom is proportioned like a gorilla No the fuck it isn't Normal gorillas have short legs and a beer guts and monkey feet while rillaboom has long human legs human abs and human feet instead of monkey feet Your bitch biasing is showing feralfag
>>58965112>Galar onlyInteleon was 20th in that poll
>>58965434>they picked all three starters for L: Z-A to not overshadow the Kalos startersthen why give them megas at all? give them nothing and let the Kalos starters megas be available in game like how the KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO starter megas were given to the player 1 minute into the game in XY. Better yet, just make the Kalos starters be the starters again and leave meganium, feraligatr, and emboar in the bin since no one likes them anyway.
>>58966318it clearly says 10 though
>>58964605Gf will do something worse than the duck, just wait
>>58965434Meganium’s base form and mega form are both more popular than Chesnaught tho
>>58964605The duck starts off high then nosedives off mt everest the frame it evolves
>>58965226>>Sceptilefags are PMD furries No. Grovylefags are. Sceptile has mostly normal chill fans.
>>58964605Duck is so bad I wouldn't mind getting rid of that game completely
>>58967356NTA but replace the PMD with feet and it checks outnever seen a Sceptilefag that doesn't have foot fetish art on the quickdraw
>>58964605if the new starters are worse than this i will eat a rock and post it here, then never look at pokemon content ever againthere is just no fucking way they miss the hardest they ever have, on all 3, AGAIN
>>58967454>all 3Inteleon and Meowscarada are good though.
My predictions are >Gay Grass>Waifubait Fire (for real this time and not Cinderace 2)>Quadruped/Not anthro water
>>58966658the Japanese poll, not the Google one
They'll do something worse than the Duck and Penny lol this is tpc and gamefreak, memes unappealing shit is the rule in pkmn
>>58968904They did mega feraligtr, it's worse than paldea starters kek
>>58964760Never. There wasn't a single gen 8 fake starter that wasn't leagues better than the utter dogshit that we actually got.
>>58964605I liked Fuecoco since the moment I saw it and it is the best nugen starter of all. Even Skeledirge quickly grew on me.The middle stage is abominable though; same deal with Grotle and its line.The other two are trash.
>>58964760Honestly none of them were bad. Cinderace is toptier with one of the coolest mega max form. Grookey is cute as fuck and its evo only looks shit in swsh, with the shitty ass drum (they removed it in sv afaik) and scobble is cute and intelleon is also cool. They are honestly a really good pair of starters.
>>58969099i thank the lord nobody on /vp/ will ever design pokemon. amen
>>58964605AIEEEEE I KNEEL
>>58964605Paldea starters, I kneel.
>>58964605I'm sorry paldea chads
>>58964605Kek no
>>58964605>Cat>Bird>Croc<Dog>Duck>GeckoYou are right, 1st forms of last gen were better, but we all know that what matters is sticking the landing with the final evo.
