>this is 37y old guy
>>58966101KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Joe shares most of his name with Joseph Carey Merrick, more widely known as the Elephant Man. The two are, in fact, indirectly related; Joe has appeared on a documentary for the BBC about his ancestor. This documentary screens around the clock at the Royal London Hospital Museum in Whitechapel, London.
>>58966101I really want those but I'm a grown man therefore cannot purchase plushies for myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjcNGQ44L-owhy is he stuttering so much? lmao
>>58966101okite AHO
>>58966121Cuck mentality
>>58966101I'm just glad we're getting more fat pikachu stuff
>>58966101>no truckCan't do shit right.
>>58966101It amazes me /vp/ has the ego to think they can mock anyone when they have the most pathetic lives possible>inb4 Hi JoeYes I include myself as pathetic.
>>58966121I've tried to get my nephew into Pokemon but he only cares about dinosaurs and cars.
that pikachu isn't half fat enough.
>>58966101>THIS IS LITERALLY INSANE YOU GUYS>NOTHING CAN TOP THESE ANNOUNCEMENT PIECES OF MERCHANDISEa... fucking diorama and a plushie? a bag?come on joe, even you should expect a bit more
>>58966101Is there any word on how expensive the plush is going to be?
>>58966376Gone in 60 seconds. so likely thousands on ebay.Might plan a trip to nipland for the 40th, only way to get that type of shit at a reasonable price.
>>58966386I've beaten the bots plenty of times on pokemon center, I just need a price point.
>>58966101Damn you're right getting excited about something you like is cringe, it's way better to spend your life staring blankly at a device with a neutral expression on your face until you die
>>58966130Holy shit, that's difficult to watch. This is what happens when you obsess over a children's franchise for your entire life. He is totally dysfunctional.
>>58966101I’m 32 years old. I’m going to Japan in April. I’m going to purchase those Pikas if I can find them and then plow my fat Japanese wife the same night. What are you going to do about it, faggot?
>>58966452Request that you post pictures of said fatty.
>>58966395>I've beaten the bots plenty of times on pokemon centerYou're too late, it's already completely sold out.
>>58966487Reactionary zoomer.
>>58966130Dude is fucked in the head. He's like one good traumatic incident away from becoming a Chris-chan.
>>58966101I might buy the plushie if it releases over here.
>>589663763300
i wonder if ghost pikachu in pokopia will be a reference to the old pokemon games being monochrome.
>>58966218Based nephew
>>58966101Why'd they chop the roofs off the buildings?>>58966130>all those Pokemon plushies stashed behind glassI bet there isn't a single Dialga.
>>58966639It's a diorama. That's a couple flat pieces of construction paper as a backdrop.For sale just 50,000 yen
>>58966114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDHcjFg2gdM
>>58966101Does he actually genuinely still care that much about Pokemon? I get the impression he wanted to move on long ago but is kept hostage by his site and 'job'.
>>58966452you’re lying because fatties don’t exist in Japan.
>>58966101I mean it's kinda cool IDK
>>58966101god forbid a man has a hobby. you care too much about what other people think.
>not as off-model and style as the Gen 1 pikachu made by Nintendo I haveRUINED
>>58967181It's jealousy anon. regardless what they say, Joe's known by a fair chunk of the english-speaking pokénet, gets exclusive access to franchise info, merch, trinkets and junkets for press events AND is happily married to his long-term girlfriend. Couldn't carve someone out of clay better suited to piss secondaries here off than him.
>>58966101That SS Anne model is actually really fucking cool. THIS is how you KAAANTOOO properly.
>>58966101Joe blocked me on Twitter when I replied to him with this when he started hard defending FireRed/LeafGreen lmfao
>>58966130one of the most cringey things I've seen in a long time jfc
>>58966101I kinda want that pikachu frfr
>>58967202i think it's actually just basic insecurity projection but yeah Joe undoubtedly has a great life
People don't bully pokemon fans enough
>>58967273Like you got bullied hard for liking pokémon at 13 you mean?
>>58966101>No truckNo buy, simple as that
>>58967277I hated pokemon during that age desuI know that you know we're talking about easily pleased consoomers who only know pokemon
>>58966218Sounds like a future Transformers fan to me.
>>58967289Aaah, so this is just basic bitch seethe from a basic bitch mad there's people out in the world with a love of the franchise and series and are comfortable with displaying that on the public internet instead of generational trauma from being unable to read a peer group and revealing you're still invested badly in kid's games then. Fair enough, who am I to stop a basic bitch being basic.
>>58967298'Ey, I'll hear no Grimlock slander, but I must warn you, didn't watch any modern transformers after 2, I think.
>>58967301>Aaah, soYou sound extremely gay and reddit, sorry. I'm not reading this further. Sorry if you felt called out over consooming everything pokemon related uncritically like the OP faggot, I know >>58966179 is you too so this really touches a nerve. C'ya.
>>58967273>>58967289>>58967431Why are these tranny brainlets always in perpetual seethe about the greatest media franchise of all time? You lost.
>>58967431>C'ya.NTA but you sound extremely gay and reddit, sorry.
>>58966130>>58966431>>58966529>>58967234He talks a bit too fast, but otherwise I don't see anything particularly wrong here?
>>58966218So was my son until he started watching XY on plebflix and I got him a 35xxsp
>>58966218Sounds like a Digimon fan.
>>58966452>fat Japanese wifeAmerican culture is too widespread...
>>58967273>>58967289>>58967431lol have you ever just sat there and thought about why you care so much about the way other people interact with a media franchisetry this for everything you incessantly bitch and moan about, since there's likely a lotposts like this make you sound like a scared insecure overcompensating fuckwit, literally everyone can see it but you. you're either underage, stunted or genuinely dumb. i am embarrassed for yoube less of a miserable insufferable person and people will probably hate you less irl anon
>>58966101I'd pay 30 bucks for that Pikachu if it was sold to me directly in a store so I don't have to pay outrageous shipping fees...My Pomni was like 15 bucks and 5 of shipping because Glitch has regional pricing for some reaosn
>>58966101>they removed the truck
>>58966101I'm 35, and I think they're pretty cool. I like plushes, but I'm sure all of that will be ungodly expenseive. I'm not really a big pika or KANTOOOOO guy, so I'm not really interested, but they are cool.
>>58966101lmaomillennials will buy literal shit if it had pokemon slapped on it
>>58967517his cadence and body language are EXTREMELY autistic
>>58967517You are probably autistic.
>>58968234Kind of based
>>58967233>"mister merriku"
>>58968234Do burgers unironically take time off work on their wife's birthday?
>>58968318lol I've never heard of anyone doing thatMy question is who follows these people's lives so closely that they 1) knew when her birthday was and 2) cared enough to comment about Joe working during it
>>58968326Hi Joe.
>>58968318Hes british
I'm a 33yo genwunner and I also love chunky pikachu
>>58968477Yeah, but I assume it was autistic burgers that bitched at him for working on her birthday.
>>58966101I'm 33 and I'm still HARD for pokémon, more than ever
>>58968556>shill spotted
>>58968562>shill is when you like pokemon in your 30sAre you a retard?
>>58967233is there a Ohmori version of MISTAH MERRIKU? i think Masuda should be removed from that, he wasnt the real reason of the fall of pokemon
>>58968627Masuda is more memeable sadly. Ohmori is just a boring cunt.
