OH NO NO NO NOPFFFTTTAHAHALOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>58970658>rowlet 2.0but why tho
>>58970658It's over
>Grok we want the palworld audience
They're all fucking adorable. I love them
gecqua pussy
fire is the shillshitmon that turns into a furry this time
water lost again
>another grass owlI'll forgive the Sobble ripoff, but the owl is just egregious
>>58970658First impression. The little fire dog is the best.
>>58970658>finally made a good new set of starterthe unova curse has been broken
>>58970658That bird is angry!You could call it... upset bird!
We are never getting a bulky water starter again :(
>>58970658Predict their jobs
Everyone is going to pick the dog and name it Missile, right?
LITERAL palworldshitThey should counter sue
>>58970658>literally just copying the bomb dog from cassette beasts
Literally Palworld
>>58970658>that dog
KEEP THE QUADRAPED ON 4 LEGS FOR ONCE PLEASE
>>58970658LOOK AT HIS LIPS
>>58970658How is the basic ass lizard the least boring looking one?
>>58970658Aislop
>>58970658I'll pick the pollo
How the fuck
>>58970730that isn’t an owl nigger
These genuinely don't look like Pokemon
>>58970735It's gonna turn into a fire fighting bipedal lion
>>58970658These will all evolve into humanoids btw
Are we getting a lion dog?Bird has weird vibes to it.Gecko is nice.
>>58970658>What if Rowlet but angry birds?At least Pombon's kinda cute.
>Rowlett again>Fennekin again>Sobble again
>>58970658It’s gen 7 AGAIN.The fucking dog will stand on two legs and be a literal fursona.
>>58970658What in the fuck is that AI genned shit on the right?
Grass mon = coolFire mon = funnyWater mon = weirdly sexual garbage KYS pokephiles throw it in the trash
I like the dog.
>>58970658>Rowlet but uglierThe fuck did they mean by this?
i would pick the grass bird (again) unless it turns into some humanoid digimon furry faggot and not a fucking bird as it shouldalso >sea region with underwater section>not a turtle water type starter
Grass bird and water lizard again is kinda ehhhh
>>58970737Nah, just wait until the all turn into fursuits again.
>>58970658Something looks weird about them. Like someone new to the series designed them.
why is the dog so NON pokemon? the other 2 are fine
>Shroomish Torchic>Literally LITERALLY my moms dog>FroakieAHAHAAHAOHHHHNOOONONONO
>>58970758chefmale stripperfemale stripper (male)
>>58970822Good
Why do they look like stuffed animals and not real animals?
>>58970759You got me...
>>58970658surely they can’t turn these into jobmons right hahasurely the dog isn’t going to stand up and become a chef
>>58970658It's a tough choice between Gecqua or the Dog
>>58970658I love them but I'm not gonna say anything till I see the final evos
Gentle reminder that you'll buy it anyway
As long as the bird doesn't become humanoid like rowlett and ducklett, I think I'm leaning that way.
>>58970883the dog is the one they want you to buy merch of so they put 8x more detail into it, basically 100% chance the jobmon it'll evolve into is also in the next smash game
>"We have Sun & Moon at home!">Sun & Moon at home:
>>58970658>ANOTHER grass bird (looks like an angry birds character>ANOTHER water lizard (certainly will turn into the furslop pick)
I liked the fake frogfish water better. Can we have actual monsters instead of animals again
>>58970821Please, we all know it's gonna be the lizard that does it, continuing the 4 gen streak of water starters being awful
>>58970658>Nexomon bird>Palworld dog>Aniimo lizard
instant box
>>58970658looks like dickbutt
>>58970876I felt the sameSo much marketing about nostalgia and they choose the most modern trend chasing indie dev designs for the starters
>>58970658these are the most uninspired starters theyve ever made
obviously bird and gecko look so shit so they can shill the dog
>>58970945>the lizard will be furslop and not the doglmao
I thought they already made a grass owl and water lizard starter.
https://x.com/poke_times/status/2027389932835135919
>>58970883Is this the first "Literally my moms dog" mon you've ever seen bruv? Nintendo loves adding one every gen
Will the dog be bara or twink? Incineroar does need a boyfriend.
>>58970933The game looks great. The map looks even more dense and detailed than Gen 9, I wish they'd change the art direction though.
>>58970658Am I getting senile or they literally rehashing starters now?
>>58970658GAY ASS STARTERS LETS FUCK THE DOGGO!
>>58970658So which on becomes the shillmon?
>>58970658Honestly I don't feel anything about the starters.They exist, the fire one is cute, but we're already retreading a grass bird and water lizard. That can't be good.
i hate palworld so much its unreal
>>58970658Wtf this failworld looking mons looking shit
Waterbros..... we finally won again
Dog
>>58970658>fire DogHOROSCOPETARDS IN SHAMBLES
>>58970998Makes me think of a Kirby character a bit. So does the dog.
>>58970658Canonized fakemons you would've seen on bootleg merch 20 years ago. Awful.
>>58970825>>58970824Oh yeah it's angry bird vibes
>>58970835they got leaked beforehand but no one believed him
https://x.com/poke_times/status/2027390115174113770
>>58970658I like em but they feel like fake mon
>>58970998is that Calimero under a blanker?
>>58971059I love this dog. My pick for the starter. Too bad we have to wait til 2027.
>birdcool>dogcutebait>geckothe worst one
>>58971030Birds are harder to shill I think, and the lizard is a bit strange looking. Gotta be the dog.
>>58971080This is the designated waifumon
>>58970658People will look at these designs and say “yeah pokemon design quality never changed”
>>58970730>implying birds are owls
>>58970658ugly looking fire cat
>>58971059So cute, I was instantly turned off by the gen 8 starters and the gen 9 crocodile but all of these are fine.
>>58971060They won, retard. Look.
>>58970998Looks much better in art, then again the model didn't get to do much.
>>58970658For fuck sake people, that is not an owl, is a Chicken.
this shit looks like palworld kek, how ironic
>>58971060and then it evolves into a unicorn
Tanned pikaslutshttps://x.com/poke_times/status/2027390202608570850
>>58970815Yours look better, which i mean, at this point its not a high bar.
These may be the ugliest set of starters ever and I actually mean it this time. Fucking AI could gen better designs than these shits.
The ps3 beaches and littlest pet shop vibes are not doing it for me bros.This is probably gonna be my first skip.
>>58970998>>58971059>>58971080I like the fire and water ones. Bird one is eh.
>>58970934>
>>58971138They have nowhere to place Fennekin now lol
>>58971080why the E.T head?
>>58970658>AI slop startersThe grass chick thing looks terrible.Fire dog is ok, looks more like the regions lillipup than anything.Water looks blatantly ai generated. Its evo line will be a 1 to 1 with gen 8s water starter.
>>58971059Millennial bait. Literally a floofer heckin chunker
these have got to be the most boring designed starters they've made so far, Gen 8 is better that this basic and bland shit.
>>58971148
>>58970998This bird is awesome and will be the best starter, I fully believe
>>58970658Why are they so ugly?! Hoping their last evos will be better. But right now this is just another Gen 5/8 to me, with zero starters that actually appeal to me.At least the graphics for this game seem to be much better than SV and PLZA.
Is there porn of the water one yet
>>58970658that fuckass dog went through multiple iterations of design and reached approvalaww hell nah
>>58971148Bimbachu
please dont turn in to jobmons PLEASE DONT TURN IN TO JOBMONS
>>58971080I didn't think about it on the model but>EyelashesNevermind. I know exactly where this is going and I don't want it anymore. I will hope the bird has a better evolution
>>58971148Would fuck
>>58970998>>58971059>>58971080This may be the first starter lineup I don't feel anything for. They're not bad, I just don't care about them.>>58971148>>58971209So they're really going to be new Pikachu forms?
>>58971188shut up shut up it’s a sheep
>>58971188well fennekin isn't a dog
>>58970658Why does the dog's cry sound like taking overworld poison damage in gen 1
>>58970658The gecko looks fine his head could of been a little smaller but he's fine
>>58971080WHAT DOES THIS HAVE "FUCK ME" EYES?????
>>58970658Grass looks charming, I'm looking forward to the evolutionsFire looks adorable, for some reason it reminds me of Zamazenta Water looks ugly, I'm on my knees praying that at least ends up evolving into a cute waifumon (as it's obvious this is the femmon of the trio)
>>58970658> an actual DOGchinese zodiac fags in shambles
I heard they hired one of the Palworld designers when the lawsuit didn't work out. Now I believe it.
>>58971257now you admit it isn't a dog kys
>>58970998>>58971059>>58971080>2D art looks goodnaturally
>>58971059The designated "please don't stand up" for people who don't spoil themselves before the games release.
>>58971080>eyelashesSee popplio? This is how you let everyone know you are the girl starter>>58971278Its the "waifu" starter
>>58971148>Wavepika-chan>>58971209>Windpika-kunGuess I'll be buying Waves
>>58971148>namipika-chanwave pika-chan>>58971209>kazepika-chanwind pika-chan
Water bros, we can't keep losing like this
>>58971218You spend about 30 minutes with the first form starter anyway before it evolves. It's always been that way. A shitty first form has never guaranteed a shitty final form.
>>58971059please let it stay in 4 legs til the end
>>58970658The puppy will be the furry waifu pokemon
>>58970658Fire wins again
>>58970658Lemme guess, Incineroar but dog, Inteleon but girlPomeranians are cute though, can see it getting love
>>58970951You retards eat up the green animal, red animal and blue animal everytime. Doesn't even matter that they're already repeating ideas. Why would they change the formula?
>>58971364Shut up, sissy.
>>58970998love this mf
>we could dive in gen 3Hoenngods, when will they kneel?
>>58971059It really does look like your generic route one shitmon.
>>58971080Kinda interested I hope it turns into a AYY LMAO axolotl
What region/country is this based of on?
>>58971080well we already know who's the femme one (dog will still get the most porn because furfags are basic)
>>58971257What is it then? Because fox sure as fuck isn't in the horoscope.
>Another faggy water starterWhy did water end up the fag and femoid starter choice?
>>58970658>Rowlet Option B>Just a fucking dog>Inbred FroakieI don't know what I even expected
>>58970758all waifumon
ANOTHER amphibious water type? WHY?
>>58971434Tropical somewhere
>>58971080>>58971148Eyelash GODS
Bets on final types?Bird - Grass/SteelDog - Fire/FightingLizard - Water/Psychic
>>58971434Indonesia
>>58971473I hope it's not the Philippines this time
>>58971440right, which is why the horoscope theory has always been bullshit
>>58971209lay off the malasadas, pikachu...
>>58971059Industry plant who will stand on two legs and have protean as a hidden ability lmao
>>58971059>sure to get the fire starter because love pomeranians>will 100% turn into a two-legged furry abomination like all the fucking others
>>58971365...which is exactly why I said that I hope their last evos will be better.But if it's going to be like Gen 5 and 8, it's going to be so meh.
>>58971218because they've been clearly 3D modeling them FIRST and then translating the design into 2D ever since Gen VII, it's why a lot of the builds of recents pokémon are blocky and chunky.They're saving development time from translating an illustration into 3D by doing it in reverse, and the end result is shit.
>>58970998>>58971059>>58971080Where's link for dog
>>58970855They'll add more faggot Pokémon, you'll have to deal with it.
>Pokemon don’t look worse, you just grew up#thankyougamefreak
>>58970658>Grass: Muh edgy one>Fire: Bulky one>Water: Feminine oneIt's Gen 7 all again
>>58971574https://x.com/poke_times/status/2027390026225455166
>>58971080Can already tell this will be 68% male
>>58971574https://x.com/i/status/2027390026225455166
>>58971209newer game freak staff know what they like and what sells, all the recent furbait being so blatant is proof
>>58970998i hope the leaf beak turns into a cool mask
>>58971080oh no...
Calling it now Grass/Fighting Fire/Fighting Water/Fighting
>>58970688>>58970801>We live in an era where even non-AI is called AII'm going to kill myself
>>58971080
>>58970658>fire dogAnd here I thought the zodiac theory was dead
>>58970658Gecqua would not to be WaifumonGecqua would be Bara Big Fucking Sword
>>58971896NO
wish it was a fire tortoise
>>58970658Alright, which ones getting the Meowscarada treatment?
These starters are so boring they didn't show any cute personality to make each one of them stand out
>>58971993dog and slut geeko
>>58971993At least two of them.
>>58971993Slut lizard probably
>>58970658Why another grass bird starter?
>>58970658These designs are chink gacha levels of bad.
>>58972052Because you'll buy it anyways
>>58972052as opposed to what, another fire or water one?
>>58971257fennekin isn't a dogThat's not what you fags have been saying for the past 13 years.
>>58971482grass/fightingfire/fairywater/poison
>>58971381Imagine it gets an Incineroar style body, but the derpy Pomeranian face stays exactly the same.
>>58972209Why any bird starter? I was actually kind of excited for that fire bat starter people were hyping up.
>>58970658>another grass bird starter>another water lizard starter>another fire dog starterThis is not original at all.
>>58970683>Grass BirdIt looks kinda weird. Also funnily enough I haven't seen anyone choosing it yet. Might already be the loser out of the trio but we haven't seen the last evos yet so it's fate may not be already decided.>Fire DogIt's cute, but its color palette is so lacking. It's pretty much just one fucking color.>Water GeckoI hate how disproportionate the head looks compared to the body. This was already an issue with mons like Sprigatito, but with the gecko its eyes are also really big, even bigger than its limbs. I really don't like this. However the gecko might be the one with the highest potential for the best final evo.
>>58971600>even the japs are begging him to not go bipedalits gonna be bipedal
>>58972356Didn't the Teraleaks say that Winds and Waves would have autogenerating islands? Now we know why the quality of the graphics jumped so high compared to SV, they must have vibecoded all of it.
>>58970820you’ve been saying this since gen 2
>>58970658the most boring thing evera cute doganother fucking gay water
>>58972490>Body shapes, proportions, eyes, colorsThese are really notThough this has been true for a few gens
>>58970824>>58971076>>58970998
>>58970998grass flying>>58971059fire fairy>>58971080faggot
>>58971188its a tiger
>>58970688Palwho?
>>58970658bird and gecko are whateverdog looks like it could be an early route fire-type
>>58971434Epstein Island
Leaked final evolutions
It's uphttps://x.com/PeroBun/status/2027397998318366975
>>58972869>no red glow on the chest for the fire
Right now I could go for any one of them as my starter but I'm certain 2/3 of their final evolutions are gonna be absolute dogshit while the middle one will be completely forgettable again.
>>58970658>literally my mom's dog
>>58972830yep it's kino
>>58972613you’ve been saying this since gen 2, seek help you autistic nigger
>>58973348But I have not. Seethe nigger
>>58971482gecko, not lizard
>>58973412it’s time to get new material, autist
>>58970658My fucking god, this is horrible.like worse than Gen 5 starters bad.
they're all fire starters
>>58971080The gecko from littlest pet shop>>58971209Ron Jeremy if he pika
>>58970998Farftch'd bros... we won.
>>58973684BASED
Bird becomes a delinquent. Dog becomes a meme. Gecko becomes an alien.
They always have some twist now with the final evos. Grass chicken is a flightless bird, so it won't be Grass/Flying. I've seen people suggest because chicken adobo is the national dish in the Philippines that it'll be a chicken chef, Grass/Steel.
>>58970754Maybe it will turn into a komodo dragon or some shit.
Grass/fightingFireWater/psychic
>>58972074yeah but grass and water one you posted is very cute
>>58970998This ugly chick is so ambiguous it could turn into any bird. Since it seems we SEA now, a cassowary would be cool.
>>58971896
>>58970658Kanto starters and their evos will just never be topped ever, will they?
>>58974888Since it's predominantly SEA, would be cool if it turns into a Bird of Paradise instead
>>58970658I know we’ve been shitting on new designs for a while but these genuinely look like Palworld-Eddie mobile game monsters rather than Pokemon. Disgraceful.
>>58975347>Palworld-esque*Freudian phoneposter slip
>>58970658>>58970787>>58971059THIS DOG HAS BETTER FUCKING STAY DOWNDOWN BOY!DOWN!!DOFUCKINGNOT BECOME BIPEDALTHE FIRE DOG MUST NOT BECOME BIPEDALTHE FIRE DOG MUST STAY QUADRUPEDAL IF FIRE DOG BECOMES BIPEDAL I SWEAR TO JESUS I WILL SHIT ON MY SWITCH AND EMAIL PHOTOS TO NINTENDO
>>58971060Don't worry Zodiacsisters, in the myth about how Chinese Zodiac came to be, there is also a fox (who didn't make it to final version, since he was too lazy or something). So this doggo are Fennekin are not mutually exclusiveListing Fuecoco as snake is retarded tho
So the geckos tail is gonna be another sceptile inteleon gun thing?
>>58970840>PEAK again>PEAK again>Yeah, no. Fuck this one
>>58970658I really like how simple they are compared with the ton of shit starters had on them since Galar.
>>58971060This fills the dog slot actually. No idea what fennekin is supposed to be though
>>58970998I want its final evo to be extremely angry. Enough to rival a primeape.
>>58972830You know what this has just convinced me that the bird's final evo is gonna be grass/psychic with a super huge broccoli brain
