FML ANOTHER DOGSHIT WATER STARTER I WILL NEVER FORGIVE GRENINJA
>>58971068>girlish eyelashesyikes
>>58971068>greninja badwhy though? it isn’t even the first jobmon water starter
>>58971830We never had a good water starter since GreSHITja
>>58971068this is clearly the waifu gooner slop one that will become a water tranny just like primarina
>>58971068he looks cute though what's the problem
>>58971068I fucking hate grenigger so much. Fuck this moeblob salamander too.
>>58971068goon material
>>58971068Please become a waifumon.The sexiest waifumon starter to ever have existed.We deserve it after Gay duck.
>>58972333If it's just water salazzle I will be happy.
>>58972333tri-trips
>>58971068I need this to be a female>>58971913>heplease dont...
>>58972621Yes,>heAnd you will cope with it/waste your life resetting for a female lol!
>faggot acting like the saddos insisting designs built off female archetyoes can ever be anything but "tranny" due to irrelevant game mechanics aren't the ones coping with not getting girlbait/barafagbait starters
>>58972803Fags love Primarina
>>58972698I dont care if it's gender is female or male, I just want it to look feminine.I know that bird is a male, im still fucking it, same with male Meowscarada, but I'm never fucking a female inceneroar cause thats disgusting.
>>58972824And so do straight men. Fags hate Meow however for not being a twink harequin like their persona stan, so get arsey over her. They also insist the other feminine starters must be trans too (regardless of liking Prima, because they're still actually fucked off they ate a meme of a musclemon starter just for them only to get her and her decidedly non-faggy presentation), because they're still FAR too seven-year-old to admit the series ethos has shifted away from slavishly shilling at little 7 year old boys, regardless when their ma shat them out her cunt. Leading to the latset set of winged queers squealing the new water starter similarly isn't a fag-magnet malemon. Boo-fucking-hoo, they know furfags exist, they GREW a lot of them themselves and at this stage, they pitch at them when they can (XY and SM on 3DS, when a large chunk their older audience were grown to at least to mid-teens, avoided any in SS, went back to the trope in SV AND anointed it the shillmon of the Gen, pulling a greninja and limiting the other two in favour). Small wonder they went waifumon, when the next game up won't exactly look like the past system's file running on the new system's hardware like SM > SS was. Can better show her off than relying on the ecosystem to pitch it at the main audience of kids.
>>58973176Fags love the new water starter. Faggots always liked feminine pokemon.
>>58971068>when you're alone on a friday night and your water starter gives you this look
wait shouldn't fire be the slutmon now?
>>589734501. no, that ended with Cinderace2. Gecqua is clearly more feminine than the other two3. leave the poor doggo alone.
>>58972803Not helping your case by posting something with the tranny typing.
>>58973400\And yet we have baragays crying to fuck in this thread the new one's a "tranny" because they can ONLY see pokémon as male. You understand two flavours of gay can take differing ideas about things? I know gays that DESPISE women, as they're competition for them, the gay man in the club (as if men in general will swing both ways by default) and gays that ADORE gossiping, bitching and generally being one of the girls with girlpals, instead of getting mad they exist. Well done, you've met the girly-gays liking shit you, a gay-gay hate because it's not gay-gay enough for you. That what the bird's for. Continue to seethe over waifumon starters, but do it on your discord with the rest your gay buddies than at me. I don't give a shit if some gay-gay's having an episode. I'm just waiting for my waifumon because the other two do not interest me in the slightest (not gay-gay enough for the birb and not a dogfag enough for the firefloof).
>>58973696Really? You're just proving mine by assuming pokémon is male and not in fact aimed at more than one demographic or mindset. Yes anon, females and men who want to fuck females exist, furries exist too, started appearing with Disney, then Pokémon took over to start growing them themselves. Some girls pick their starter based on if they want to fuck it or not, some don't. Just like boys do or don't. I haven't seen girls bitching they aren't making a starter they want to fuck though but that's because they likely find it easy to find that husbandomon regardless the Genwhile the gays are too disparate a demographic to take to one (gay-gay above reeing girly-gays like the new gecko) or to accept though there may be one, it's not the one they assumed was going to be so because of fake leaks, mass delusion or just plain old ignorance (the faggot running around ignoring animation's hallmark detail for presenting any cartoon thing as female in its obvious eyelashes).
>Water starter is already filtering fags because it's not an ugly gymcel lel
>>58971068I have bobbleheadmon fatigue
>>58972698wait, that thing is male?
>>58975010>*Points at male peacock* >"That thing is male?"
>>58975176>peacockits a pheasant you dolt, not a peacock
>>58975564Anon, please refrain from trying to teach the /vp/tards logic
>>58971068>pink eyesanother Water/Fairy starter
>>58972803>irrelevant game mechanicsAs opposed to your relevant headcannon?
>>58971882You can't top perfection.
>>58975564>>58975659picrel>>58975729Well yeah anon. Because otherwise Delphox, Primarina and Meowscarada broke the RNG, as every instance of them TPC/TPCi chose to market was female.You know, if game mechanics were canon above "there can be male and female members of this species", they'd be rolling RNG to get the gender of the instance to present in the specific media stream, with little, if any females. But they don't do that, ignore the giftmon ratio and present the starters as Game Freak tell them - "this is an intentionally feminine design, please present it as such in all media". Leading to faggot incels screeching the biggest kid's series isn't in fact aimed at 20-something queers acting the faggot online.
>>58971068>we have the inteleon line at home
>>58971068it's here
>>58972803ummmm..........
>>58972803Finally, sealfag meltdown
>>58976137>"n-no look, muh game mechanics is cannon"And Lana's Popplio got a bow, how quaint.
>>58976137>"no, it's not just me being a massive gay"
>>58976137>"NOOOOO DEY ARES CANNONS REEEEEE"
>>58976110
>>58971068i like the lizard my sister has a pet gecko and it reminds me of him
>>58973450Gen 8 broke the starter waifumon patteren
>>58971068It looks fine
>>58976110She's going to be the Simisage of the trio, isn't she?Hopefully, they go full femininity on this one, Inteleon was a let down GF coped out in making it androgynous all because globohomos bitched about Primarina being a friendly girly clown and not a Evil Pennywise Clown that they wanted
>>58976934Simipour*
