Reddit: the starter
>>58971495Its just a cartoon pomeranian
>>58971495He cute
>>58971495is this supposed to be a Pomeranian?
>>58971495Nigger shut the fuck up
>>58971495Is that a... LE HECKIN DOGGO??!??
>>58971495literally just my mom's Pomeranian
QUIRK CHUNGUS
>>58971495>Dogecoin the PokemonFucking memeshit strikes again
>>58971495>"everything I don't like is reddit"Unironically reddit btw
>>58971495>Only one that looks decent>Already know its fanbase will be insufferable
>>58971568My immediate thoughts
>>58971568BARK
>>58971495For the love of god kill yourself. Hasn't even been twenty minutes and you're already drawing lines in the sand.
>>58971495will inevitably be mogged by the other two starters
>>58971495Don't care, I'm picking pombom
>>58971495I hope he grows up into a hot baramon
>>58971495>cyndaquil replacement
OH MY CHUNGUS WHAT HECKIN WHOLESOME FLOOFY BOI!!! DOGGO!!
>>58971495My favorite one.
>>58971495it's just a dog that's going in the box
>>58971495For fuck sake, it's just an adorable dog yet you faggots STILL spin it into shitposting? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>58971495I'm going with Pombon for now, because I really wanna know what this thing will evolve into.
>>58971495looking like a first route shitmon lmao
>>58971768We need an antishitposting brigade for /vp/, if not 4chan as a whole. This shit is tiring, I cant wait for the pajeets to get countrybanned from this platform.
>>58971495If this is reddit then updoot my bacon and call me kind strangeredit: wow, this blew up
>>58971495100 bucks his final evo will be Fire/Fighting
La Criatura de Dog
>>58971495
This is definitely the one that's going to become bipedal
>>58971495Cute pubby :D
>>58971624I'm sure someone is posting one of these memes right now.
>>58971624self-report
>>58971495I think I'm picking this one solely based on the fact that I don't much care for the Angry Bird and Sobble 2.0
>>58971495https://youtu.be/c7vfHJOq0H4?si=-Q-OoFzl4Kz_ZuoJ
It's gonna stand up and turn into a muscular, borderline anthropomorphic dog thing isn't it?
>>58971495>Gamefreak: Make a mon that will sell 100million plushies
>>58972084>self-reportAs someone with more than a few brain cells
>>58972158I hope so
>>58972158
>>58971587rude autist
>>58971495my friend: the starter
>>58971495it took only 15 mintues for the funny dog to mindbreak someone, impressive...
>>58971495I love him
>>58971495Since you spend all your time over there, can you explain to the class on why you think it's a Reddit starter?
>>58971495already saw someone draw it with fat tits
>>58972158Borderline? It’s literal at this point.
>>58971495I Think Final Evo based on Cerberus
>>58971495LE HECKIN PUPPERINOOOOOOOOOO
>>58972006Snubbull, Poochyena, Lillipup, Electrike, and Yamper already adopted. Nice>i didnt know Lucario was a dog
>>58971495>two legs furrybait in the final evolutionI hate nu-pokemon
>>58971495what will be its secondary typing?
>>58973185Perfect starter for a perfect world
It's so sad that so-called pokemon lovers abuse their partners by chainging their hands to the floor and forcing them to live in dog "crates"(cages) because they're incomprehensibly uncomfortable with them standing upright.
I have the urge to kick this thing as hard as I can into the nearest body of water
I am so fucking tired of fat jobmons.
>>58972158No. It's gonna become the waifumon