So what do we think /vp/?
>>58973721They are so mediocre. Also I don't get why people seem to prefer the water gecko. Its final evo could be the best but right now I hate its big head.
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>>58973721The choice has never been easier
>>58973792>where's my heckin chungus smugleaf??? i want BALLIO!!!!
>>58973894???schizo
>>58973721never cared for startersi hope the pikaclone is cute
>>58973721Cute palworld critters
>>58973721I woke up for this?
>>58973894Please check into the nearest mental asylum you schizofag
I like them allMy initial impulse is the grumpy chicken but as a whole package I think I like the dog moreGood thing I have a year to think about it
>>58973721it's all so tiresome
>>58973865Behead AI slop generators
Abysmal dogshit and recycled ideas.Wow, another water gecko, wow another grass bird, wow another fire dog.
>>58974111Releast shit I've seen on /vp/
>>58973721>every single design for palworld's 1.0 announcement managed to be more interesting and visually pleasing (besides maybe the dog) than the fucking starters for a whole new generation of pokemonHow do you even manage to out-bootleg the bootleg?
>>58974111damn bro I know they aren't great but I don't think TPC employees deserve to die over it
>both EN and JP side of twitter wish the dog doesn't end up standing on two legsLmao that's how you know it's gonna happen.
>>58973721Genuinely? Really bland looking.
>>58973792It is common for geckos to have large heads proportionally to their bodies so your complaint is irrelevant
>>58973865LMFAO
dog - fan favorite that will have a disappointing evolution gecko - shameless waifumon evobird - will somehow become the shillmon of the trio
>>58973721actual garbage
I think Palworld has left it's big stinking mark on Pokemon.
>>58973721Not impressed, or surprised. We haven't had good starters in 10 years at this point.
>>58973865My drinking water is brown sludge thanks to this shit
going with the water as I typically like the reptile/amphibian. They don't really look like pokemon to me though
>>58974174With this cartoonish proportions?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
>>58974251It's going to turn into a queer
If that dog doesn't salivate lava in its final form, I don't want it.
>>58973721Angry bird is pretty funny.
>>58974306cartoon game has cartoon designs? no way
>>58974314same fate as my poor duck baka
>>58973721I just know all three will have ugly antrophomorphic forms as their final evos instead of being normal beasts
>>58973792The grass one is too ugly and basically walmart Rowlet. The pomerian is cute but too basic. Gecko is the best one in terms of uniqueness. You may hate its big eyes but it's definitely eye-catching to most people. Overall they are all mediocre.
>>58973721I honestly expected worse. Final evos will be 2 bad and 1 "I guess"
>>58974340You and I both know that's not happening, too cool for GameCuck
>>58974542That doesn't mean that they are appealing.I stand by my point. The gecko's head is just fucking ugly and the proportions are fucked up because they are grossly overexaggerated.
Puppy actually looks like a pokemon with its eye design, hopefully it stays consistent.
>>58974740completely objective opinion, and since its coming from you, irrelevant also
>>58973721Another gen of choosing the fire starter because it wins by default...
>>58974830Water starters have been turning queer since Greninja
>>58974821>completely objective opinionThanks you for confirming my opinion anon, but I already knew!
>>58973721>birdlooks like it’s ripped out of Palworld>dogdesignated shillmon and I’m 99% sure it’ll become a baramon fursona>geckodesignated waifumon, you can fucking telland all three of them will evolve into jobmons, glorified cartoon characters, rather than pocket monsters.
>>58974876Found the barafaggot!
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>>58974830I like the duck, froakie shoulda been there instead of quaxly.
>>58974903Are we just making up words now, anon?
>>58974930Keep coping, newfag
>>58974542/vp/ just gets mad at anything nowadays. This is what Ohmori directing games for 10 years straight does to a community.
pombon is everything to me
>>58973721The pomeranian is cute, but that's just because you cannot ruin such a basic "cute dog" design. The other ones look like ass.Nothing new here.
>>58973721From the studio that brought you>Mizzle is Brionne>Balthizard is Torkoal>The Roaring Knight is Necrozmacomes>The Annoying Dog is Pombon
>>58973721For once Ill say not bad. We've had far worse lately.t. gigaboomer
>>58973721I like them way better than the Gen 9 starters. It's cool that we finally got a Dog starter pokemon. GameFreak is heavily telegraphing the water starter will be the feminine one. Grass starter is cool, you guys are just mean
Like Rowlet and Sobble at home.
Tfw i'll probably choose t- oh wait, i'm too poor to afford a switch 2, my bad anons
>>58974947Barafags have been a thing for decades
>>58973721I just want lizard porn, I don't care about the rest, and the region looks like New Snap. I highly doubt the final game will look like the presentation, and the New Hat meme has become a reality for this franchise.
Pretty boring honestly. Even by modern gamefreak standards.In the very unlikely event I get the game, I would choose the water one in hopes it has a good evolution.
>>58975114I doubt the game will be mindblowingly good to be worth paying $500 for a Switch 2 anyway
>>58973721AIslop
>>58975340Yeah but i will always feel cucked when i come here and see anon talk about the game
>>58973721rowlet again (which isnt bad i like owl)cute fire doggo that i hope the other two evos dont ruin the whole line it happened before and that thing that im hoping is like the greninja line where the 1st two stages are mid but the last one is greatseriously why have water starters been ass since gen 7 i hate gen 9 gave me false hope that the water starter line was gonna be good cause i loved the duck this one i have no hope at all i would choose the grass or fire starter
>>58973721What do we think of their names?>Browt, the Bean Chick PokémonBrow + sprout?>Pombon, the Puppy PokémonPomeranian + bomb + ?>Gecqua, the Water Gecko PokémonGecko + aquaI think Gecqua has to be the most forced.
