CAST YOUR THIRD STAGE JOB PREDICTIONS
Grass nerdFire jockWater slut
>>58975116>Shephard>Daredevil>Jester
>>58975116>jobmonsbut I don't see any Bejita here
>>58975116all I see is angry bird, toby fox and princess atta
>>58975189A frog stylized to look like a ninja is more beloved than any of these
james turdner was a mistake
>>58975189yeah the more anthropomorphized they got the more boring they got 3d really killed the creativity
>>58975189>stylized to be a trannyOBSESSEDBSESSED
>>58975300And we still suffer because of it...
>>58975116Grass/Fighting: martial artistFire/Dark: buff grappler? Water(+psychic?): priest or spirit medium?
>>58975116>BrowtPencak silat fighter Cassowary, its beak acts as the dagger they use, Grass/Fighting>Pombon Chef that uses its body as an oven, best starter of the gen ruined, probably Fire/Rock>GecquaSome sort of fusion between an undine and whatever SEA’s equivalent of the classic “white bride” myth is, Water/Ghost
Assuming they don't just drop the squirt tail (not that rare in starters desu, Blastoise droped a bunch of Wartotle's elements) it could turn into some kinda firefighter (lol)
>>58975116the thing is, even if they gave them no job or even kept them quadruped, I really dont feel like training any of these things
>>58975642God forbid someone has a sense of humor
>>58975300They'll never understand why Greninja was peak. Fucker had more aura than Lucario
>>58975116Fat Kakapo, Red okidogi, SEXO gecko
>>58975116
>>58976231remember when they thought zoroark would dethrone lucario? lmao
>>58975116Let the dog stay in 4 legs, 4 legs food 2 legs bad.>>58976284Maybe not as bad.
>>58976231>>58975300Ironic the most beloved " mordern Sloppèmon " starter is literally not anthrophomorphic and just a blue treefrog that wasn't changed in what a treefrog looks like exept for the obvious added features maybe with a shrunken head.
>>58976455>literally not anthrophomorphicLMAO
>>58976206I don't see the humor, I see someone obsessed with colors, politicking and who doesn't know what a pierrot performer is
>>58975189I like how you have to force the word monster in there awkwardly to make it look more in your favor, and it does the opposite.Dragon Monster - Just write dragon. Turtle Monster - Just write TurtleVenusaur is the only one where you could argue the monster thing properly, and that's just because it has more non-toad traits than the others.Also, here's some greek monsters.
>>58975146so alola 2.0
>>58976868it got the palm trees and everything
>>58976720Bro took a photo of greninja up in the air as that would devalidate my point. hell thanks for the render since it proves that the ninja frog by body proportions doesn't differ from an actual tree frog
my bets on types>grass/fighting>fire/fairy>water/dark
>>58976910you're a fucking moron if you dont think this is a humanoid just because it's crouching
But I want both the middle stages to be good with Eviolite too
>>58975642the moment i saw that i knew there was going to be someone sneething about it lel
>>58977138nigger look at the treefrog geninja is obviously based on and tell me that again. they are proportionally identical exept one is able to stand up sometimes
>>58977216woah look at this doggo it's basically human shaped when standing up this means okidogi is not anthropomorphic. him and arcanine are basically twins and equally beastial
>>58977285>No arrowbro you just posted an actual mutt standing up. the anatomy isn't even anthrophomorphized.shitty example.
>>58975116idk what's famous about Indonesia? I can only think of c.a. tourism.
Pokemon jumped the shark a long time ago.
>>58975189this has been an issue since gen5 and it's only gotten more obvious since
I’m fairly certain this fire pome will stand on its two feet
>>58977795why did they do fire/fighting 3 times in a row
>>58977726>because unova is diverse we made a chinamon and a japanmon as starterssame energy as "because spain and portugal colonized south america we made a brazilmon and a mexicomon as starters"
>>58975273You mean the only person who can beat Goku, other than Superman?
>>58977795>Stand on 2 feet>Beloved by the community>Don't>Be an ugly crocodile everyone hates
>>58975116My only prediction is that water starter is Water/Ghost since it’s a fat tail gecko w/ purple eyes. And they’re known for losing their tails and regenerating them. Clearly waifu so something regressively female like a dishwasher.
>>58977841>jewperman>cuckjita
>>58976455You're genuinely blind if you think Greninja's proprtions are closer to an actual frog than a human.
>>58976838>Greek monstersJust write flying women
>>58977878>be an ugly crocodile everyone hates>everyone
>>58976455look up what anthropomorphic means you absolute clown
>>58975189Delphox was the first tragedy, everything went down after
>>58975116>birb: martial arts fighter specialized in kicking moves>fluff: cook/street food vendor>gecko: theater actor/puppeteer
i wanna kill myself
>>58975189Mermaid isn't a job, but Clown is a job and it's obvious by the pre-evo being ball juggling performers with red noses, that she's stylized as a circus clown hench why she becomes all white like she's covered in clown foundation, though you wouldn't know that because you're a retarded 12 years old with a obsessionNever seen a circus seal or a female clown, little Timmy?
>>58975146>Water slutPls be true
>>58980255bro she's a singer
>>58980303She can be both, Clowns do sing too, Clowns have many talents
>>58975116I hope the dog becomes a werewolf of some kind and very bara and not skinny shit like lycanrock midnight
>>58975116>big bird>paw patrol>salazzle but blue
>>58975116male pornstartranny pornstarfemale pornstar
>>58977713What's that garbage?
>>58976838Good morning sir
>>58977878Only CHARIZARD, Blaziken, BaraTigerofHealthyMeta, and maybe the Rabbit and all the others are flops
