>Bro nuzlockes are so hardcore! I love JaidenAnimations! They're so challenging and there's so much risk! >Min max encounters with encounter tables and dupe clauses>Reset if they don't get an optimal meta team>Rare candy spam>Metagame trainer teams>Use glitches to manipulate the AIFuck these cunts, the whole point of a nuzlocke is to get a team of shitmons you'd never use and beat the game like that, but nobody does that
The point of have and will continue to be creating and sharing a story with others by creating plotlines from in game events. He fails at that too because his ilk distills the game down to OMG THERES A STACK OF NUMBERS AND IF I DO X THEN THE FUNCTION RETURNS Y.
These are the same niggers shitting on games like GSC and BW btw
I like it when the Pokémon fight each other.
>>58985276I hate this supercilious onions fuck, people who treat nuzlockes like detached puzzles to be solved and not a challenging spin on a childrens rpg are limp-dicked and embarrassing. “Oooh if i calc this and manipulate the ai like this and exploit this mech-“ shut UP nigger!!! Learn to have some fucking fun for once in your candy boosting aspergers life.
>>58985276>the whole point of a nuzlocke is to get a team of shitmons you'd never use and beat the game like that, but nobody does thatBecause that's boring content. See team four stars 80 episode nuzlockes of soul silver and platinum
i assumed vtuber avatars were built for people who look like this
>>58985276>N-no one liked nuzlockes before e-celebs started latching on it!Lurk ten years before posting newfaggot
>>58985276There's this fuck, then there's that Flygon retard on the other side of things>Makes objectively incorrect decisions to force a death for entertainment value>Goes on irrelevant rants and puts forced skits in every video>"I don't know how to use this Pokémon effectively, so it's bad and I will shit on it for the whole video. No, I will not remove it from the team, it's part of the joke"I don't think there's one nuzlocke content creator who doesn't inhabit one of these extremes. Also, fuck the solo challenge Poketubers/streamers, too. Especially that fat Kadabra-loving faggot.
>>58985528>falling for engagement bait
nuzlockeing is as gay as speedrunning if not more and you can't convince me otherwise. Anyone who unironically uses the term "campaignshitter" does not play the game properly.>Take your time>Get so attached to your mons that you can't bear to release any of them>You will grind and you will like it
>>58985276>Rare candy spamNobody wants to watch people mindlessly grind on pidgeys until they can take on a gym with no risk. Rare candies are fine for broadcasted nuzlockes
>>58985576campaignshitter is a smoggie cope term. They regularly larp as nuzlockers and run falseflag ops
>>58985614What game are you playing that Pidgey is the only wild encounter for the whole game? Sounds like cope.
>>58985276>Shitting your pants this hard over LiteralWhoTubersUh oh, stinky...
>>58985743>finding the one image that doesn't apply to OPUh oh, retard...
>>58985756It's okay you can simmer down OP, just don't watch things you don't like & change your shit-filled pants while you're at it.
>>58985276this is quite possibly the most killable man i've ever seen
>>58985787>noooo stop talking about things I don't like!You clicked on the thread needle dickYou're literally the man in the image
>>58985276Skill issue.I'm watching Okayu doing Emerald Nuzlocke and having fun.
>>58985802>You're literally the man in the imageAnd you're the man in this image, please do something about that squelching it's gross OP
>>58985276>>Bro cunny is so hardcore! I love blue archive! Its so challenging and there's so much risk!>>Min max encounters with hourly cunny goon sessions>>Reset if they don't get an optimal cunny consumption >>aft spam>>Metagame cunny animations >>Use homebrew sfm to manipulate the cakes market>Fuck these cunnysseurs, the whole point of porn is to quickly get yourself off, but no cunnysseur does that
>>58985827Doingthisshitmakesyoulooklikeatourist
>>58985285An entire generation of players who don't understand that the term "Nuzlocke" comes from this, because the OG comic artist had a Nuzleaf that he drew as Locke from Lost.
>>58985957corniest post ever
>>58985957>Reddit spacing this much with that amount of fecal matter in your britchesLol, lmao even
>>58985276>get a team of shitmons you'd never use and beat the game like thatThey did that a million times already, sounds like you don't play the game enough
>>58985394TFS totally did that though, like they made Swalot popular in their Emerald nuzlocke, not to mention how far they brought that Slugma in their SS nuzlocke.
>>58986024>continues talking>says nothingTypical leak tourist behavior, nothing to see here
>>58985394That problem speaks more to TFS as Let's Players but also their nuzlockes were literally their most popular series for ages (not sure if they still are) so objectively you can't necessary call it boring content if it was drawing the most attention to their gaming channel.I do think that the fun of nuzlockes within their original intent has been sucked dry but its more just from Gen Z's curse of trying to optimize the fun out of anything they do. I think what hurts more is that unfortuantely, the "face" of Nuzlockes in the modern era is simply not a good writer. It's hard to enjoy the emergent storytelling that comes from a Nuzlocke when the beholder is just not good enough at conveying the story without falling into the irony trap of >"OMG like this is just a made-up challenge for childrens RPGs yall yet I am... le caring for my pokemans????"Honestly it's just more surprising that pChal's writing is so dogshit when he players D&D too, I've never and will never sit and watch any recording of his D&D games but I get the impression that he's one of those players that focuses heavily on the combat while struggling to get into character and roleplay outside of combat.
>>58986125>when he playersplays*, whoops.
>>58986125The last TFS nuclear was platinum in 2018. Covid lock down fucked up the gamic channel so the 3 dudes that played the games on the gaming channel split and only one still does (non gaming) stuff under the TFS brand and the other 2 moved on to a new gaming channel called Goodtimes zone
>>58986086>*Squelch squelch squelch!*And here we have the ragebaited manchild, calling anyone who disagrees with him various buzzwords, while shitting his pants for everyone to see. Notice how every reply is seething with vitriol & the inability to have any sort of self-awareness in the fact his rather full pooped pants are stinking up the joint.
>>58986566Take your poop fetish elsewhere Jan
>>58986773>Poop fetish>GermanTracks
>>58985276Modern Nuzlockers are soulless and can't play the game properly and even build a story around it.
>>58985276what happened to his neck?
>>58987057>>58986773Essen mein Scheiße
>>58985276>>58987929BlackLightAttack's nuzlocke was one of the only good youtube nuzlockes.
>>58985276these same people ruin everything, even sports. everything is numbers to them as if we were in the matrix. that's why I also hate smogon, it's a kids game, not our fault you're terminally autistic.
>>58988145Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you freak
