GAMEFREAK DOES IT AGAIN
>>58995752we’ve gotten jobmons for almost two thirds of this series’ lifetime. it’s over bros
What the fuck is a "jobmon" and why do you people say it constantly
>>58995773"Jobmon" is incel term for "Things i don't like"
>>58995773Anthromon with a career stapled onto it. It’s really quite simple, you have to either be disingenuous or retarded to not comprehend it.
>>58995799>anthromonSamurott and Skeledirge are still jobmon
>>58995799>Anthromon with a career stapled onto it.So why does no cunt who uses that term as a pejorative call Balziken one then? Especially since prizefighter kickboxing's been a thing for quite a while now.
>>58995779This isn’t Pokemon, this is fucking Mascotmon.
>>58995773A pocket MONSTER designed to have a human job or hobby or activity.
>>58995799Skeledirge is a bald clown who sings.Rillaboom is a grass gorilla forced to be a drummer.Torterra is the last true quadruped starter who is a pocket MONSTER.
>>58995839>nooo, they can't do that, they MUST use shitty quadrupeds to shill their series REEEEEEEEEEGo have an aneurysm already then. I'll continue preferring this reality than the spergy mindscapes of the inside your peon head.
>>58995815Both are anthro since they stand up>>58995817They do tho
>>58995849And look how popular THAT turned out in its release Gen. Above a shitty slow water starter (par for the course speedwise up to 6, and design wise until 7 mind) but FAR below a fire Sun Wukong. It's almo0st as if they gave up at tat EXACT Gen becuas e"literally an animal" didn't fucking work as starters any longer. It wasn't 2003 any longer and they weren't shilling at retards like (You).
>>58995853No, they always find some bullshit justification to not tar Blaz with the same shitbrush they liberally douse the newer Gen anthromons with. Almost as if they accept Blaz because grandfathered in, or because they actually fucking loved it as kids and are hypocritical niggers crying about this shit now while proving it's what kids enjoy more than shitty quads that were always DOA to kids (reason why there's been no quadrupedal Fire starter, Fire's too cool an element to waste on one).
>>58995889> it's what kids enjoy more than shitty quads that were always DOA to kidsIf quad are so shitty why did Meganium become a shillmon while Feraligatr got Skibidied
>>58996021None of the L: Z-A set rose above their standing, when the same Gen FINALLY gave megas to the three pokémon players thought SHOULD have been guaranteed them back in the day. Soon as the kalos set's megas were announced, people (and kids) stopped caring about the others.So yeah anon, still holds true. Which is why they didn't continue trying to push the game with just them. Keep up ta fuck.
>>58995889this reads like an autistic meltdown. you could’ve just said wrong
>>58996053Which usually comes off like a sperg "n-no u"ing and gets treated like such.Like I said, it's wild cunts make justifications for their childhood, but then turn around after years pass and they get replaced to whine it's suddenly bad. Either way, I don't care. Game Freak already proved they won't make something quadruped, unless they're content with marginalising it (crocafuck fire type,meganium when Chesnaught got such a glow-up) yet secondaries cry ever harder for more shit humanity as a whole will ignore.
>>58996095anon this is a blatant shitpost thread
>>58996104So? Fuck your rules. This website's a place for adults too, but there's fuck all of them about it seems.
>>58996115desu you are probably the most underage one here
>>58995752>here's your starters bro
>58996123
>>58995779Lucario, Greninja, and two flops
>>58995779Zeraora, Cinderace, and two flops
>underagefag immediately saying n-no u as soon as xe gets identified despite insisting they didn’t want to say itlmao
>>58995752>Can't believe Smash Bros ruined pokemon
>>58996381Unironically I think they're trying to force Smash moveset potential, even though these mons aren't always guaranteed to be playable in Smash as seen with both gen 8 and 9's timing.
>>58996381>Smash made /vp/ and other netizens so deranged they expect every starter to be a groomed up Smash potiential choiceSaying ain't so.Posting this old meme again
>>58996293>most lame mythical since satan frog>Sin disgrace and the faggot bunch>not flopsLol
>>58997103if its so lame why did it get a mega?
>>58997117Because women are degenerate
>Why yes, i ruined Pokemon.>Don't you love having a job anon?
>>58997255how do i go back in time and stop Sakaguchi from making The Spirits Within the most unrelated Final Fantasy ever?
>>58995779MY FUARKIN HEROES
>>58997289...and cinderace
>>58997289Based Twink Squad
>>58997078They're not gonna put any random mon in the game, just ones TPC is okay with.
>>58997304TPC were not okay with Incineroar
>>58997308Which is why TPC has desperately been shilling one starter over the others in order to prevent Sakurai from picking the wrong choice again
>>58997308watch it get cut in the next Smash, Capcom or Bandai might try get one of their grapplers in
>>58997463Kekken is not getting anything after Kazuya lol
>>58997463King would be Based, but if we get another Grappler or a replacement it'd be Zangief
>>58997078>"Awakened Mewtwo" will be in Smash 4That one happened, though.
>>58997463with Harada gone i dont think were seeing anything tekken related again
>>58997078>DecidueyeWhat a fall from grace. It got cucked by baracat and got Pokken as a consolation prize instead.
>>58997289And cinderace too i guess
>>58998063Yes Cinderace
>>58995773In pro wrestling a "job" is when you do business and lose the match. Therefore a Jobmon is a Mon that loses.
>>58995817Blaziken isn't a jobmon because being a fighting type Pokemon isn't enough to make you a jobmon. Jobmons are defined by their job entirely to the point where they don't really have anything aside from the job.
>>58995752I will genuinely never forgive them for doing this to litten
>>58998346That sounds pretty vague, a lot of pokemon people would call jobmon have multiple jobs/themes/traits
>>58995752Plz dont be ugly like the standing cat
>>58998056>Implying Decidushit ever had graceThe real fall from grace was the one Rowlet and Dartrix had from being saddled with that abomination.
>>58998056What's even worse is that Harada is retired, which means Pokken 2 is dead in water.Honestly good riddance, that DLC was fucking bullshit. I'm not buying a cent from those greedy assholes.
>>58997986People were expecting it to be playable, before Smash 4 got a trailer.
>>58995817They do, just a vocal minority (within the jobmon discourse) just saying otherwise, because Hoennfags are blantantly biased.
>>58997368Personally, I just want Sakurai to tell them to stick it and "go make your own party game if you want more shills" and TPC just commission Ludocity Games to make pic related.
